20. Will you marry me?
20. Will you marry me?
20.
-Legendary ban lolololololololol
[Eun-byeol2 Ban Screenshot]
That bitch Eun-byeol wouldn't spin the Roulette even if she was about to die, but then she spun it thanks to Yamadol, pulled out a sword, and got banned lolololololololol
[God-tier legend lolololololololol]
[Perfect setup, buildup, twist, payoff lolololololololol]
[Finally saw some true Eun-byeol colors after so long lolololololololol]
[Wait, so what happens to the Roulette, fuck?]
ㄴ[What do you mean, it flew away, you dumbass Wugyeol fanatic lolololololololol]
ㄴ[They'll probably refund it and call it a day lolololol]
[Eun-byeol hits legend status whenever she's paired with that small-dick bastard lolololololololol]
ㄴ[Don't call him small-dick, they say call him dick-face, he's definitely insane]
-Legendary scam broadcast for real.
Even if Roulette spins were just 10,000 won each, that's around 9 million, and 100,000 and 50,000 donations popped up left and right in between, so at least 15 million.
But right after Roulette ended, she grabs a sword and boom, banned.
Has there been a couple scam duo like this lately? All-time greatest lolololololololol
[Couple scam duo total bullshit lolololololololol]
ㄴ[Yeah, keep raging you water buffalo bastards, us Wugyeol fans will keep supporting the Jubyeol Couple~]
[lololololololololCouple scam duo confirmed dead]
[You don't think they timed that on purpose? Timing's legendary lolololololololol]
[Admin special watchlist lolololololololol How'd they ban instantly lolololololololol]
[Crazy bitch meets crazy bastard and the Broadcast explodes lolololololololol]
[So what happens to Ju-hyeok?]
ㄴ[What do you mean, fuck, he got banned with her lolololololololol]
No matter which community I check, it's all talk about me and Eun-byeol. Eun-byeol's on the phone with the Switch admins right now.
'How the hell did it end up like this······.'
"Yes, yes. I understand. Yes···."
"What'd they say? They lifting the ban?"
"No. They've given me several warnings before, so no···."
"Ugh. That's why you suddenly pulled out a sword······ Sorry."
I almost blamed Eun-byeol but caught her glaring eyes and shut my mouth.
'No, did I do that···? Well, you did···.'
"But why do you even have a Katana at home?"
"It's fake! You think I'd really try to kill Ju-hyeok-nim?!"
"Yeah? I didn't know··· Admins are the bad guys. So what do we do now?"
"Right···."
Eun-byeol let out a deep sigh and logged into her S-tether to post about the current situation. Her dejected back view made it seem like it was all my fault.
Is it really my fault?
"All done. Oh, Ju-hyeok-nim, you eat yet? Was gonna buy you a meal before you go."
"Not yet··· Huh? Go? Go where?"
"Where else? Home. Broadcast's banned, no reason to stick around."
"I'm supposed to stay here a few more days. Broadcast banned? Whatever, Wutube! We can film separately for Wutube. Ugh, whatever. I'm not going!"
Eun-byeol's sudden words threw me off. After coming here with those intentions, now she's telling me to leave.
I can't just go like this.
"Ugh. So what do you wanna eat? Got a favorite?"
"Uh, ···this."
"Huh? What?"
"You, Eun-byeol-nim!"
My heart raced and I blurted it out impulsively. For a second, I couldn't process what I'd just said.
Eun-byeol spaced out at my answer, then picked up the Katana from the floor again.
This feels dangerous···.
"Still cracking jokes, huh. Fine, let's die for real today···."
"Wait··· I said the wrong thing, that's not it. Put that down for a sec and hear me out···!"
"I'll make sure you never say crap like that again. Come here···!"
"Stop! Sto······ Gaaah! It hurts! Really hurts! I'm dying! Stoooop!"
Eun-byeol grabbed what turned out to be a toy sword and started swinging for real. I curled up on the floor to minimize the damage.
'It really fucking hurts···!'
All I could do was huddle and take it until Eun-byeol's anger subsided.
*
"Hah, hah··· It hurts! Eun-byeol-nim, go easy···!"
"·········."
"Noona, it hurts. Ju-hyeok hurts, go eeeasy···!"
"Do it one more time. I'll really kill you···."
I was lying face-down, bare back exposed, with Eun-byeol straddling my butt.
'No way she hits hard enough to bruise···. Like I keep saying, I'm a guy. A man. Men are supposed to be protected!'
Eun-byeol was applying ointment to my back.
She freaked out when she first saw it in the bathroom. My back was swollen bright red like I'd been whipped. When I showed her outside, she thought I was messing with her again, face turning red as she yelled her head off.
When I asked her to put ointment on, she took a close look, went pale, ran out, and came back with meds.
"It really hurts···."
"Sorry for hitting you, but Ju-hyeok-nim kept joking around so I lost it···. And this thing bends so easily when you grab it like this, so I thought it wouldn't hurt···."
"You didn't even hear me out and just wailed on me! And swinging that hard, anything would hurt!"
"So, stop saying stuff that makes people misunderstand··· I'm really sorry···."
Hearing her, I vowed to prove it with actions from now on so she wouldn't misunderstand.
Gotta be crystal clear from here on. Any more playful crap and I might actually die.
"Anyway, for food, whatever Eun-byeol-nim makes. Cozy meal for just the two of us at home?"
"Sigh. If you don't wanna go out, just order in···."
"Hey! This is all for Eun-byeol-nim's Wutube. You saw it earlier, right? What the viewers want from us. This is what your fans are craving. We have a duty to meet their needs!"
"It's so right it pisses me off even more···."
Selfish motives on my end, but it's kinda true. Just look at the Roulette—tons of people want cute, steamy moments between Eun-byeol and me.
Anyway, we agreed and she went shopping alone since her face is so well-known, and hanging around might spread my face everywhere.
'Sigh. Just go public with my face already?'
Super annoying. I wanted to play newlyweds in crowded spots and put Eun-byeol in awkward spots.
"So what do you wanna eat? Got a bunch of stuff."
"Uh, anything?"
"Sigh. Fine, I'll just do whatever I want."
"Yesss. Make whatever~."
I dropped the ultimate couple-fight line: "anything." I really don't care what.
Food's not the priority right now.
I stared at Eun-byeol tying on her apron.
"Whoa···."
"···What are you doing?"
"Huh? Oh, just watching Eun-byeol-nim cook. Don't mind me."
"Feels weird···."
I was admiring Eun-byeol's back as she started cooking and let out an admiring whoa without thinking. That's cheating.
Naked Apron would've been better, but this is plenty hot. Dolphin pants show off her butt line perfectly.
"Say something while you watch. We're filming, remember."
"What do you even say while cooking?"
"Like newlyweds? Hurry up, honey~ Huh? No questions for your honey?"
"I'm holding a real knife right now···."
She waved the knife in her hand threateningly at me. I shut my trap at her not-quite-threat and quietly watched.
She looks so tough, but cooking's kinda awkward on her. Nice house, loaded, killer looks.
Thinking about sex with a woman like this, blood started rushing downstairs.
'···Tch! Hold it! Not yet!'
"Done."
"Y-Yeah."
"Hey? Why're you staring like an idiot. Drooling and everything. That hungry···?"
"Yeah. Guess my stomach's empty··· hahahahaha."
I'd been ogling her curvy body in that apron, lost in fantasies, when Eun-byeol started plating food.
Already done? I glanced at the clock—over an hour gone. Time flew while eyeing her.
"Whoa. What's all this? Steak, pasta. Eun-byeol-nim, what can't you do? How'd you make all this?"
"Ahem. This much is nothing···."
"Wow. Looks delicious."
"Here, eat this. Can't vouch for the taste···."
Eun-byeol cut some steak and put it in front of me. Normally a guy thing, but I was lost in the food smell.
The moment I speared a piece of her cut steak and shoved it in my mouth.
"Whoa···."
"Taste okay?"
"Eun-byeol-nim···."
"Yeah?"
With the meat in my mouth, nothing else came to mind.
"Will you marry me?"
"You lunatic······."
Ignoring her disgusted glare, I started scarfing it down. For this moment, sex or whatever's out the window.
'Just live here forever···? How many kids···.'
Like possessed, I crammed food in my mouth, lost in weird fantasies.