18. At Eun-byeol's house...
18. At Eun-byeol's house...
18.
The next day, I came to the address Eun-byeol told me. No way no way, but the Han River is really visible... I searched the address online and it was an apartment next to the Han River, so I was really suspicious. So where is Building 101... There are only one or two buildings visible. Guess I should call her.
-Yes, hello.
"Eun-byeol-nim, I'm here but where is Building 101? I'm at the apartment entrance right now..."
-Enter the entrance and the building right on the right is Building 101. I'll come down soon. Take it slow!
"Yes, yes... Take it slow..."
Maybe because I'm getting a glimpse of Eun-byeol's real self... Even her voice over the phone sounds a bit different. You really have to see people when they're rich...
While walking around admiring how expensive apartments look like this, Building 101 appears right in front of me. Is this the place? I stand in front and wait a moment, and I see Eun-byeol running over from beyond the door. Oh... Outfit approved. Sleeveless top with dolphin pants... The guy who made those deserves a global award.
"Uh uh... Th-that... Ju-hyeok-nim...? Is that you?"
"Ah, yes. Hello?"
"Uh... Th-that... Y-yes... Hello..."
She looks at me and greets, then her expression goes blank... and her actions freeze. Haah... This face being too handsome is a real problem, huh? Every woman I meet stiffens up like they've seen Medusa.
*
In the end, we rode the elevator up to Eun-byeol's house without saying a word to each other. Wow, the house is huge... How many rooms is this? I gotta step it up too. Fuck more sex hard, upload videos, become filthy rich. Then sex while gazing at the Han River in a house like this... Keuh... That's life.
"Um... Ju-hyeok-nim...? Sit here... Want something to drink...?"
"......Ah. No thanks."
"Ah, y-yes..."
She sits me on the living room sofa and plops down on the floor herself. What the hell... Now I'm the uncomfortable one. Didn't she say yesterday she'd rip my dick off? Suddenly she's way too cautious...
"What are we doing today?"
"Y-yes? Today... Uh, well... What do you mean..."
"No, the Broadcast. What we're doing on the Broadcast..."
"Ah... Just this and that..."
I ask what we're gonna do and her face suddenly flushes red as she glances furtively between my face and my crotch. This black-hearted bitch. Fuck the Broadcast, just pin her down and devour her?
"Then let's fire up the Broadcast already."
"...Ah, yes. I haven't told them yet that Ju-hyeok-nim is coming today... I'll start the Broadcast, explain, and call you after, so come then..."
I figured we'd chat a bit first, but she was so burdened by me I nearly lost my mind. No matter what I say, she hesitates and just peeks at me. Maybe she'll loosen up during the Broadcast, so I let her go. Why's a chick who looks like that scared of guys? She looks like the type who'd fuck dudes left and right when bored...
While racking my brain on how to get Eun-byeol to chill with me, a Switch app notification pops up for Eun-byeol's Broadcast starting. Already on? Guess she had it all prepped.
I fire up the app and hop into Eun-byeol's Broadcast.
[Today's special guest. Big one's coming wait wait]
[Why turn on so early today?]
[What who fuck no way Ju-hyeok?]
[This bitch finally found her beginner's luck]
[Sudden Joint Broadcast outta nowhere no prior notice?]
[Come out quick fuck stop with the songs]
[Dog bitch pulling mad aggro just playing tunes]
[10 minutes in fuck turn on the cam already]
[Soon]
-Ah ah, hear me okay?
[We hear so fuck bring whoever it is]
[Man?]
[Woman probs fuck this dude sees a real man he'll stutter like an idiot]
[Wish a Ju-hyeok type would show and smack this bitch around]
[Ju-hyeok coming? Fuck No-cam lololol]
[Ju-hyeok shows it'd be hilarious lololololol]
Is this Eun-byeol's Broadcast or mine... Even on Eun-byeol's Broadcast, I come up plenty. Guess it's not just me. At first I thought my viewers were all inflows from Eun-byeol's Broadcast, but this is next level...
-I worked really really hard to book this person, okay? Wait just a sec... I need to mentally prepare too...
"Ju-hyeok-nim... Come on in..."
Broadcast delay probs, 'cause on screen Eun-byeol's talking but the door cracks open and she peeks out calling me. Cute... Wanna chuck her on the bed right now...
"Yeah. You tell 'em it's me?"
"Nope, not yet... Mic's off for now and the cam won't catch your side so relax..."
"Yep. Heading in."
"Y-yes......"
She wasn't acting like this on the Broadcast I just saw, but now in front of me she's hunching and gauging my reaction again. Ah fuck the Broadcast just...
[When you coming fuck]
[Quick who is it fuck]
[Ah fuck playing hard to get lololol]
[Fuck not 'special' guest then you're dead]
[Quick quick come on]
"You guys are here. Chill! Real special guest! You gonna regret this?"
I step into the room and whoa—the whole place is decked out like a soundproof booth. Damn, how much that cost... Sex in here won't leak outside? Her voice from earlier didn't carry, so yeah. But damn, she turns into a whole different person in front of the cam.
"C'mon c'mon... Sit here..."
"Ah, yeah."
[What fuck actual man?]
[Legend fuck lololololololol]
[Eun-byeol doing Joint Broadcast with a dude? Once in a blue moon shit]
[But voice ain't Ju-hyeok?]
[Ah why would No-cam come here lolol]
I slide into the seat casually and eye the monitor with the chats up. Oh... 30k? House like this too—makes Eun-byeol feel like she's from another world. Bet no one treats her like I do?
"Um... Could you like... introduce yourself once..."
What. Thought she was good now in front of cam, but she turns to me and her voice trails off smaller. Saw it in chats earlier—not just cuz she's from the sticks, she's like this around dudes. C'mon, act your looks.
"Hi."
[Hi?]
[Fuck don't know self-intro?]
[Crazy fuck lololololol]
[Voice is Ju-hyeok tho?]
[Real deal?]
[Seems legit?]
I flash a hand wave at the cam real quick. Hurtful. These qualify as Eun-byeol viewers? Ah with 30k, probs a ton of randos.
"I'm Kim Ju-hyeok. Not small-dicked. Dick huge."
[Whoa legend lololololololololol]
[lololololololololololololol]
[Eun-byeol bitch got a taste of YouTube clout and booked him quick lololol]
[Ah fuck Wugyeol addict fuckers gonna multiply like crazy]
[This fucker's got a real chick next to him and still says that lolol]
[I gave up on Ju-hyeok fucker just roll with it lolol]
Gotta say it with this many people. Fuck who got a small dick. Spreading weird-ass rumors where?
"No that... Ju-hyeok-nim I said it a million times before... Guys saying stuff like that's small-time..."
"Why? Guys can't say shit like this? Ah wanna fuck. Eun-byeol-nim wanna kill the Broadcast and go fuck?"
"Hey...! Told you stop with that shit...!"
"What why's your face so red. Yesterday you said you'd slice off this prime dick. Know how bad that hurt me? Only things I got to brag on are this handsome mug and my huge dick.......Ugh!"
[lololololololololololololololol]
[lololololololololol]
[lololololololololololololol]
[Crazy bitch totally flustered lololololol]
[No fuck she said she'd cut his dick? Sexual harassment?]
[Just roll with it retard lololol]
Still all shy so I crank the psycho act harder on purpose. She freaks, jumps, and clamps my mouth. Gotta do it like this or we're screwed. I'm dying of frustration here.
"That was 'cause you started...! Teased me first..."
"No which chick cuts a dick off for small teasing......Ugh!"
"Stop! Drop that topic..."
"...Puha! Stop where! My story ain't over! Sexy dance! You promised sexy dance right in front of me........Gahk!"
[lololol Crazy dude]
[That ain't acting stepping on him?]
[Man who dragged out Eun-byeol's true nature... Approved.]
[First time this bitch acts like that around a dude?]
[As expected lolol once-in-a-lifetime talent on Switch lolol]
[Man who pissed off Eun-byeol... You're the first..]
I twist my whole body outta her hand clamping my mouth and yell—then she jumps up, shoves me flat, and starts stomping. Oh... Yeah that's it. Eun-byeol that's how you do guys! Stomp 'em! Punch 'em! Torment 'em! Force it! That's your vibe! Quit the shy act already.
Oh yeah so real talk, sexy dance for real or what? I came here for that... Boobs jiggle jiggle...? Ass shake shake...?