16. I'm small?
16. I'm small?
16.
Where am I? Who am I? I opened my eyes to the sunlight streaming through the window. I woke up from sleep and no one's here.
Where did Seo-ah go? Why does she keep disappearing every time I wake up. Did she at least send a text?
Yoo Seo-ah: I hate you
Yoo Seo-ah: I said do whatever you want so I told you
Yoo Seo-ah: You were really bad
Yoo Seo-ah: I have a lot of work for a while so I'm busy
Yoo Seo-ah: I left first today because of work too
Yoo Seo-ah: Don't contact me
Yoo Seo-ah: It's really because I'm busy
Yoo Seo-ah: I'm not sulking
Yoo Seo-ah: No misunderstanding no no no
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···She's sulking. Anyone can see I'm sulking! What the hell is this. And telling me to do whatever I want doesn't mean NTR crosses the line. Even if it's true I want to do other women. Honestly, I'm regretting bringing up other women to Seo-ah for no reason.
But what's done is done. I need to gradually fix Seo-ah's weird perverted thoughts···. Since Seo-ah gave permission, should I go seduce other women!
What am I saying···. I should wash up and do a Broadcast. I didn't turn it on without a word yesterday, so our cute friends must be really pissed.
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[Me]
[Hell]
[Me]
[Me]
[Hell]
[Me]
About 5 minutes after turning on the Broadcast, all sorts of crazy bitches flooded in and started spamming. Why are they doing this to me···. I glanced at the viewer count and there were about 1200 people. Why are there so many viewers again···.
"Why. Why hell? Tell me the reason and ban."
-ㅇㅇ donated 5,000 won!
Has Challenger Ju-hyeok-nim already lost his beginner's mind? Why no word and no Broadcast yesterday? Looks like we've been too lenient lately, you fucking bastard, shove it up your ass from the head.
I can rest for a day. What a bunch of whiners.
"You guys get mad over such simple shit. No friends? Go meet some friends. No boyfriend? Go meet a guy and have sex or whatever. Stop rotting at home watching weird Broadcasts. Or are you mad because you can't have sex?"
[Fuck?]
[Why do we get burst down when this fucker's the one who fucked up?]
[So fucking shameless lolololololol]
[Crazy bastard?]
[What's this feeling of getting scolded by the one who did wrong?]
[We've been looking too easy lately, huh?]
[Who'd think he's had sex lol]
Did I go too far? I must've built up stress from what happened with Seo-ah without realizing. I ended up venting on the viewers···.
"Yeah, sorry for no word and no Broadcast yesterday. We good now?"
-ㅇㅇ donated 5,000 won!
If you Broadcast long today, I'll forgive. Deal?
"Deal."
Seo-ah's busy these next few days anyway, so might as well kill time with Broadcast.
"So what am I doing today?"
[What an amazing fucker]
[Why ask us, fuck]
[No Broadcast yesterday and you didn't even plan what to do today?]
[Play Rell]
[Let's do Rell]
I don't like Rell. I did nothing but Rell for months to hit Challenger, so I wanna try something else for a bit···. What should I do.
-Real Crazy Bastard donated 5,000 won!
Make an S-tether please.
"S-tether?"
[Oh good]
[Yeah that's a thing]
[Agreed, make one and post Broadcast times and no-Broadcast days]
[Make it quick]
[First post reserved fuck line it up]
What's an S-tether. Like my own community I guess. On America TV it'd be like a Broadcast station. But do I really need it? These community ghosts will haunt bad communities whether S-tether exists or not···.
"You guys play in Minor Gallery even with S-tether. Why need it."
[We cut ties there fuck]
[Those bitches sexually harassed you so much we dug a new Minor Gallery and moved]
[Why say that fuck]
[Good people like us don't do that]
[Don't compare to those fucking scum]
What? In just a few days they dug a new Minor Gallery and moved? These guys··· were serious about me? I'm not just their toy? I'm touched···.
Anyway, I checked the community to see what happened that they even made their own Minor Gallery.
-Small Penis Group bastards dug Minor Gallery and left?
-Small Penis Group friends come back!
-Fuck Sgall dead? Why's the view count in the shitter?
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"You guys the Small Penis Group?"
[What you doing?]
[What?]
[This fucker just went into Sgall? Why go there fuck lololol]
[Don't go there, tons of sexual harassment and pad drips on you]
[Sue them all and don't look pls]
What, are they worrying about me now? These horny bitches have a human side···. But why Small Penis Group. Sounds dickish, is it what I think?
"But why Small Penis Group. Fuck."
[No fuck don't look]
[Sgall off Sgall off Sgall off]
[You kept bragging big dick so they call you that to insult]
[Shut up and close it]
[Don't look]
Because I pulled aggro saying big dick on first Broadcast, so Small Penis Group? Fuck where am I small. More like Horse Penis Group··· but that sounds like my balls look like jujubes so kinda···.
"Call it Horse Penis Group from now on. Not small dick."
[Crazy bitch lolololololol]
[I was dumb to worry about this fucker]
[Bet if you open his head the brain's chimp brain]
[Real man lolololololol]
[One of a kind talent in streamer history lolololol]
Sigh, I checked thinking my fans might be getting beat up, but nothing much. They just got annoyed at the sexual harassment on me, no S-tether, made their own to play among themselves. So cute···.
"Okay okay. Making S-tether, wait."
If it's like this, happy to make it. I didn't cuz they'd just go elsewhere anyway. But just go to S-tether and make it?
"But how do you make an S-tether."
[How tf we know]
[You're the streamer why ask us]
[What does this fucker even know?]
[Fuck look it up yourself]
[Dumbass never does shit himself always asks us]
Just moments ago they were worrying about me, now crazy bitches back. Can't I just ask··· why mad···.
Finally, I went to S-tether myself to figure it out. Oh here it is. Clicked apply for board and submitted. What, it goes through right away? Gotta wait for approval? Then what now? Fuck my plan to make S-tether and kill time reading posts···.
"Guys I applied. What now?"
[Fuck bitch don't ask us]
[Piece of shit thinks we're easy]
[Tear that pathetic dick off and feed to dogs you dog fuck]
[Make a clit? Fuck]
[Play Rell we've been saying bitch]
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S-sorry. Calm down guys···. You were worrying about me just now···. I need pats too···. I'm a guy··· guys need protecting···.
After getting unilaterally beaten by the angry mob, I finally turned on Rell.
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"Super easy peasy~ Opponent pro? But if that opponent's me?"
[Kim Ju-hyeok! Kim Ju-hyeok! Kim Ju-hyeok! Kim Ju-hyeok!]
[Fuck why not pro fuck why not pro fuck why not pro fuck why not pro]
[Ju-hyeok take me]
[Why not pro you're so fucking good]
[Pro from now?]
The moment I turned on Rell and started the game, the monsters turned back into my loving friends. Phew gotta be careful. Forgot these fuckers are from toxic communities.
"15 min surrender? Too easy too easy. Game's too easy. That's why I hate Rell. Way too easy."
-ㅇㅇ donated 5,000 won!
Fuck can't argue but really not going pro?
Pro? Hmm··· pro's a bit···. Honestly with this face and peak Faker-teacher skills as a 'man', pro would net billions in ads easy. But give up this free life to get famous? Nah. Gonna live free meeting all sorts of women. Can't handle all that scrutiny.
"Not doing pro. If pro my team can't focus cuz of my face and dick."
[Crazy lololololol]
[Fuck so verify it]
[This fucker's hopeless just accept he's like this]
[Cam on fuck]
[Total psycho lolololol]
Did about 8 hours of Broadcast today and I'm beat. About to Broadcast End when Discord messages start coming. Eun-byeol again. Maybe go find her and fuck her brains out.
Eun-byeol2: Ju-hyeok-nim Ju-hyeok-nim!
Kim Ju-hyeok: What why not buying
Eun-byeol2: No joke ㄴㄴㄴ
Kim Ju-hyeok: What then spit it out gonna Broadcast End
Eun-byeol2: Then Broadcast End and call 010 XXXX XXXX here
Eun-byeol2: My number so don't say on Broadcast!
Kim Ju-hyeok: Date? OK OK accepted
Eun-byeol2: Ugh seriously!
"Guys guys Broadcast End for today bye~."
Wonder what Eun-byeol wants. If real date invite I could head out right now. And Seo-ah even permitted so fuck···?