The Irresistible Nap Stream
At first, I figured I'd eat, pop my meds, and crash right away. But I'd told viewers I'd turn on a short stream if I could, and honestly, falling asleep alone felt kinda boring, so I hit go live. Of course, I was lying in bed with my eyes closed, so I couldn't check chat, but I'd dropped the donation rate to 100 won, so it should be fine, right?
I confirmed the TTS voice was working properly, then flopped back into bed and shut my eyes.
"I'm lying down right now, so I can't really see chat properly, okay?"
"Hehe, sorryyy. I turned it on in a rush before bed... Next time I do a nap stream, I'll come prepared, promiseee~."
Maybe it was the meds, but my pronunciation was starting to slur a bit, and even I thought it sounded kinda cute. This streaming style was fun, though... Should I try a radio-style broadcast sometime?
"Thaaanks... Kinda gives off radio vibes, huh? I like it."
"I'm not that sleepy yet. Still awake and listening to you all!"
My mouth said I was fine, but honestly, the meds were hitting hard—I'd pass out any second. It felt like only 20 minutes had passed chatting with the TTS. Everyone was being chill in chat so far, which was nice.
"Huh? Okay... One sec."
A donation claiming to be from "unni" popped up. Probably not lying, so I cracked my eyes open, fiddled with my phone, and checked chat.
No Ul Eonni around for the nap stream, so yeah, some creeps needed banning. I spotted Huran-i in the middle of chat and gave her manager perms—next thing I knew, the shady viewers were dropping like flies. Does everyone turn into a ban hammer with manager? Gotta ask Ul Eonni for perms next time I raid her stream.
"Whoaaa... Huran-i unni is the best."
With her handling chat, I set my phone by my head and closed my eyes again.
"It was yummy. The numbing spice keeps it from getting boring? But portion was huge—I left half."
"Am I? Yawwwn... Did you all have lunch?"
Yawns kept slipping out between words. Way sleepier than before—maybe this body reacts strong to meds, or that shot from earlier? No clue.
"Whoa, you ate big. I wanna eat more, but it just... won't go downnn...."
My voice was getting weirder—I couldn't fight the sleepiness anymore. With Huran-i unni on chat duty, no big issues, right...?
"Mmm...."
"Lullaby? Mmm... Goodnight, my baby, front yard and back poo-poo lane...."
The TTS droning like white noise had my brain all fuzzy—no filter, just humming a tune. I had no idea if it was on pitch, and my slurred words were a mess, but viewers might love it.
"Hngg... Nighty night everyoneee... Stream'll auto-end soon!"
The TTS fading out, I pulled the blanket over my head and shut my eyes.
I was prepping my own stream when Rie's suddenly went live—wrapped up quick and jumped in. Lucky no major drama yet. Banned the creeps spewing weird stuff, then got to enjoy cute Rie. That "unni" person probably never sees this side of her?
"Hngg... Nighty night everyoneee... Stream'll auto-end soon!"
Her mumbly finale had me clapping hands over my mouth. Insane. How is she this defenseless and cute?
"Hngg... Yeah."
Rie must've conked out—now adorable sleepy breaths.
"Record, gotta record!"
VOD would be there, but Pajijik doesn't let you download—had to save this cuteness forever on my PC. Fired up the recorder, saw the red light blink, sighed in relief, and cranked the volume.
"Mmm... Sniff."
Stuffy nose? Her puppy-like snores hit straight—driving me nuts. I'd kill for her number, address, anything to meet up and... do stuff.
Like that "unni," I wanna squish those squishy cheeks IRL. Last time chatting with Rie unni, I was so jealous it hurt.
"Maybe collab on a horror game with Rie later?"
Dunno if she'd agree, but our sweet Rie would flusteredly say yes, right? Rie freaking out in horror, sniffling... Just thinking made me grin.
Comfort her when she's scared, she'd cling hard? Then I could heh heh... Kinda pervy, but from what unni said, it's all Rie's fault.
"...Yoon-ah!"
"Mmm?"
No clue how long I'd slept—Ul Eonni's voice meant past 6 PM? Almost 5 hours?
"Yoon-ah, you okay? Can you sit up?"
"Yeah... Fine."
"Eat a bit and take meds, then sleep more."
She gently propped me up by the shoulders. Head ached a little, but no sore throat—worth the shot.
"I reheated some porridge— just a bite."
I nodded, letting her help me to the table. Still groggy, vision blurry, no appetite—porridge wouldn't go down easy.
"No appetiteee...."
"Can't take meds on empty stomach or you'll hurl."
Normally I'd never whine like that, but my foggy brain kept waking up buried Seo Ha-yoon girly side. If this happens when dazed, bet it was similar drunk last time....
"I'll feed you—just three spoonfuls."
"Mmm...."
Like coaxing a kid, I parted my lips obediently. Pride stung, but whatever—today I'd just be full girly Seo Ha-yoon.
"Here, ahh."
"Ahh...."
Cooled breath-blown porridge slid in. Tasted different from lunch—Eonni added something.
"One more?"
"Yeah...."
Half-asleep eyes, I kept eating to her prompts. By the time the bowl was nearly empty, I was wide awake—and mortified by my baby talk.
Psycho... This was half-asleep. Hope I didn't say anything weird while out?
While Eonni cleared the table, I dashed to Pajijik, deleted the VOD, and pinned a notice on Atelier fan cafe. Never doing nap streams again....