Soft and Squishy Shenanigans
Pixiv | #furry Thanks, gonna take care of business with this today
"Hehe, this is fun...."
Lying on the bed waiting for Noona after ending the stream, scrolling the Gallery—this was pure heaven.
But that simp who even got scammed on 3D modeling and still brushed it off as fine... no, if even Danbi cut him off, he's gotta be seriously bad news, right?
Good thing I ignored his DM yesterday without replying. If I'd gotten tangled even a little, it would've been disaster.
"Just thinking about it gives me chills."
I shut down the Gallery with a grossed-out feeling and hopped into the app.
As expected of a big corp girl. I turned it on around when her stream started, and not even an hour later, already that many viewers. Jealous, I was about to jump in when.
*Ding-dong*
I heard Noona ring the bell. I quickly killed my phone and dashed to the door, flinging it open. My steps were a bit quicker than usual—probably 'cause she was late.
*Drring~*
"My Yoonie! Sis is here!"
"You're later than yesterday. Something up?"
"Were you bummed I was late, Yoonie?"
Noona made a cutesy face at my words and started kneading my cheeks like dough.
"It's not that! Just...!"
"Aigoo, really?"
"Argh, seriously! It's colllld!"
Even as I mumbled through squished cheeks, Noona kept ravaging them. Yeah, they're soft, but not that soft...!
"Okay, okay. My cute Yoonie's face'll freeze. Come on in."
Noona finally released my cheeks and slipped off her shoes ahead of me, darting inside. I rubbed my still-burning cheeks, glaring at the back of her head, but with this puny body, what could I do? Someday I'd get my revenge on her cheeks....
"Yoonie's room is so nice and toasty."
"Duh."
That's why I can lounge in a tank top and shorts. Noona hung her jacket on the rack and stared at me.
"Is it the warmth? Yoonie's clothes look so touchable today. On purpose?"
"Huh? N-no! It's my room, gotta be comfy, right?"
Noona's gaze turned weird, like usual—like a kid spotting a toy... or that old dude from a JAV.
"Yeah? Comfy clothes make sense."
Noona grinned.
"Uh, Noona?"
"What?"
"No?"
"No what?"
I backed up slowly, but the door was right behind me—no escape. If I'd bundled up, I could've bolted out....
"Nowhere to run, huh?"
Confirming my predicament, Noona smirked and slipped her hands under my arms.
"Eek...! Noona, you're freezing!"
"Outside's cold, duh. My good lil sis can warm Sis's hands, right?"
Her icy hands wedged in my armpits up front, cold door trapping me from behind.
"Yoonie's like a personal heater. So warm."
"Noona, we gotta eat!"
"I got something yummy, so it's fine."
Noona set down the white bag in her hand by the door and dragged me to the bed with one hand.
"Can't catch a cold from a cold back."
Noona... don't act like you're being thoughtful. The soft mattress felt nice against my back, but her hands were still ice.
"Eeeek...! Your hands are the coldest!"
"That's why you gotta warm 'em quick. Mmm, nice and toasty."
Noona shoved her hands between my back and the mattress like I was her hot pack, rubbing away. I squirmed in protest, but no way could I shove off Noona straddling me.
"Fooood... let's eat!"
"Just till they're warm, then food."
Day 3 as a girl. And here I was, reduced to Noona's (disguised uncle?) hand warmer again. Female Seo Ha-yoon... what kinda life did you live...?
"Mmmhehee, all warm and squishy...."
That a 24-year-old woman? Not a 35-year-old dude?
"Haa... bullying my Yoonie really is the most fun thing in the world."
Watching Ha-yoon lying on the bed, face beet red, cutely catching her breath from the chair felt amazing.
Tears welling up as she shot me that wronged look—like a puppy glaring. Somehow made her even cuter? All the work stress from today just evaporated.
"Wasn't fun for me...."
"Oh? Want Sis to make it fun for you?"
"N-no! It was fun!"
"Wanna make it more fun?"
"Eugh...!"
Can't even win a word fight, yet grumbling like that—total change from before, so damn cute....
She used to twitch when I poked her as a kid, then gave up at some point. Now twitching again—thinks she's all grown up? But rebelling just makes her cuter in my eyes.
"Food time? Got something tasty."
I murmured and patted Ha-yoon's head as I stood. She shuddered cutely at the touch—if not for work tomorrow, I'd eat and play with her all day.
"...Fine. Whatcha get?"
"Saw mala spicy chicken feet near the office on my way out. Grabbed some."
Ha-yoon froze on the bed at my words. Adorable how she's obsessed with mala since forever.
"I'll grab it—you set the table."
"Kay."
I snagged the bag from the entry before she got up and came back. Ha-yoon was already primly seated, spoons and cups ready.
"Dig in?"
I set the green bottle and chicken feet on the table. Ha-yoon eyed me anxiously—too cute.
"...Noona? I gotta stream tomorrow?"
"I gotta work too—a sip won't hurt."
"Haa, fine. But one sip only, okay?"
Her narrowed eyes looked like a tiny pup glaring. How to handle this cuteness?
No matter what, my lil sis is mine to cling to forever. Gotta protect her from those shady wolves out there.
My cute sis will only have eyes for me forever. No boyfriends... ever....
"Sis'll pour!"
"Uh, Noona?"
Ha-yoon sounded flustered as I filled the glass, but "one sip" wasn't wrong, right? Plus, to grope that chewy-soft Yoonie like last time, she needs loosening up a bit.