The Perks of Big Boobs [12:30 PM]
“Ughhh… lunch already?”
After Noona headed to work, I'd thrown together some breakfast, rolled around in bed, and suddenly it was almost time for my stream. I'd already downloaded the dating sim and prepped everything, but what to do now….
Maybe grab lunch and take a walk for a change? But it's cold out, too much hassle, and I'd have to put on underwear?
“Just stay in bed….”
I rolled back into bed and fiddled with my phone. Not even hungry, so maybe scroll the Broadcast Gallery a bit before going live.
I glanced around and cautiously tapped one post.
That kissing sound is just insane
— wanna shove something else in that mouth
“Our Haruni fans worked hard watching today too, mwah!”
That tingly whisper right in your ear was so damn good. Especially that final smack….
“They're insane, for real.”
I found myself grinning like an idiot, looping the clip endlessly. How do they even make that sound? VTubers are something else….
Wait a sec. I'm a VTuber now, aren't I? What if viewers offered an irresistible donation to do it?
Just imagining it made my stomach churn. ASMR was tough enough, but that sound?
“I'd legit puke….”
Still, for 100,000 won? Maybe I could grit my teeth once.
I swallowed dryly and checked around. Room's empty, no voices from next door….
“Mwah, smack.”
The kissing sound hit the air, followed by crushing reality. Kissing thin air alone in my room? I'm losing it.
“Urghhh…!”
I buried my face in the pillow and kicked the blankets like mad, but the shame wouldn't fade. Enough—time to stream.
I bolted up and sat at my computer. Not even 1 PM yet, but starting early and chatting might be fun.
“Just say I missed you all… no, bored so I started early.”
Say I missed them, and the simps would flood in, demanding kisses like before….
“Eek….”
Thinking about it flushed my face. I fanned myself and chanted a mantra.
Seo Ha-yoon. You're a girl now. Hey, Seo Ha-yoon—you're a girl! This ain't embarrassing.
“Haa… right.”
I sighed, finalized settings, and hit start.
Stream Title | 【Day 3】 Just Bored So I Started It
This won't scream simp bait. I queued a song and watched viewers trickle in.
— why so early
— alarm went off, wtf
— dropped my lunch bowl and ran
Early start paying off—they're thrilled.
— said 2pm 2pm
Good vibes. Song ending, mic on slow.
“Ah, ah. Hey everyone!”
— bored af?
— lol fr
“Lying in bed got boring, so I started!”
— internet friends count
— started early don't end early
“Duh, won't end early just 'cause I started early. Probably till dinner!”
Minimum 4 hours daily, so early end's fine, but alarm-less viewers would riot at 2 PM.
— bored? brainrot yt vids?
“Play with you guys till 3, then dating sim.”
— new one out?
Oh, didn't mention during Eternal Loop? Yeah, skipped ant-turning talk.
But spilling now kills the surprise. Furry dating sim needs event vibes.
“What dating sim? Secret!”
— obvious af
Some sniffed it out from my secrecy, but no title drop—smart crowd.
“Anyway, what today?”
— riee got a q
“Question? Fire away.”
Why so polite from a casual chatter?
Psycho. Different flavor from yesterday's DM trash streamer creep.
“…Why wonder that?”
— kinda curious too
— clapping sound?
One psycho tanks chat into the gutter. Could ban, but… curious myself?
“H-Hold on.”
Mic off, stared at my chest. Ooh, real deal.
Tilt head down with these….
Anonymous Donor: 10,000 won!
[Let us hear it too]
“Eek!”
Donation ping jolted me—head up, eyes on chat.
— she's really doing it?
— mic off sound lmao
— whatcha doing
“N-No! Did nothing!”
Mic on quick, shook head—but they weren't buying. Even I'd doubt me….
— tell for 50k
“…Yeah.”
Not money—ex-dude VTuber viewer solving curiosity, tossing weird bait.
RieeAndMalaTang: 50,000 won!
[Kya lol]
“…Thanks 50k, MalaTang.”
Should've slept in today….
Talk | 193 viewers | Stream Time 01:46:22
Chatting flew by past 2 PM—no end in sight.
“Y'know that MBTI test where you're sad so you buy bread?”
— kinda
— T asks why bread, F why sad?
“Yup. Buy bread when sad—happy, right?”
Old thoughts got laughs easy.
— crazy bitch
— knew since grape in mouth talk fml
— is she nuts
“Bread's got simple sugars? Serotonin boost, good mood—makes sense?”
— wtf does she do irl?
— stem psycho?
— all sensitivity to tits?
Perfect logic—why the hate?
“No more tit talk. Makes sense, right?”
— high iq low iq first time fml
— korea future dark, k uni needs study
— gasp
— someone's dead
No Noona today—avoid bans, but this? Devil mode.
“Useless talkers die early, they say!”
— dunno riee uni
— first murder today
Uni bait probably gallery-circled, but on-stream vs gallery differs.
Split Live2D and real me for long-run. If red pills float, baiters die.
“A-Alright! Chat over—games?”
— a shit gotta go
— tttt
Sniffing it, fleeing—I quick-launched game, switched screens.
Cliff-chested fox beastkin… aka furry. And cow-like busty furry. Can't hoard this.
— lmaoooo puaaaang
— unbelievable lol
— main battery loaded
“Haha, you love it—me too!”
Great start—till.
Yaru: 1,000 won!
[Hi! Saw my DM?]
Yesterday's cartel DM psycho interrupts.
“Ah, fuck.”
Whoops, thought it.
— male vtuber?
— gtfo
Gallery vets piling on, as expected. Not your average psycho.