Chapter 1: Banished from the Hero's Party
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 1: Banished from the Hero's Party
Before I became a magician, I was a college student.
Just an ordinary adult male who liked 19+ games.
That day, too, I was playing an adult game, jerked off, and fell into a deep sleep.
And when I woke up, I was inside the game.
‘…God, have you lost your mind?’
Maybe it was because I’d read a lot of webnovels, but I grasped the situation quickly.
To survive, I actively used my knowledge of the game.
Was this what you’d call a protagonist’s perk? I was a genius at magic.
My talent was considered one of the greatest in the history of the Magic Tower.
Thanks to that, I met a good master and became a great magician.
A friend I met by chance became the Hero, and we even formed a party to go kick the Demon King’s ass.
The elf archer, Rose.
The saint, Claire.
The beastman warrior, Tina.
And the Hero of the Holy Sword, Leon.
With me included, that was our Hero's party.
The kingdom ordered us to subjugate the Demon King.
And it was going pretty well.
We defeated the Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon King's army, whom we had been fighting for several years.
We prevented disasters, saving several towns and estates.
Our names quickly became famous across the continent.
I thought things would go smoothly from here on out.
I didn't necessarily need to catch the Demon King myself.
That was a mission given to Leon, the wielder of the Holy Sword.
Still, he was my friend, so I could at least support his dream.
Most of all, there was the promise we made a long time ago.
-Kuh! Lee Hyun-woo, you genius bastard! This is all thanks to you. We’re gonna go kick the Demon King’s ass just like this, right?
-At least you know you’re an idiot. You think you can do it?
-With you and me? Of course, fuck yeah! Ah, we’re so going to the Demon King’s castle!
-Dumbass! Yeah, let’s fucking go!!!
When he was chosen by the Holy Sword at the end of our adventure.
We had promised to take down the Demon King.
I realized something was wrong after Leon got a taste of money, power, and especially women.
-Hey, you crazy bastard. You’re telling me you’re just going on dates for a week without even trying to clear the dungeon?
-Ah, what do you want me to do? The girls insisted. We came all the way to the capital, it’s not right to just work.
I was pissed, but I held it in.
As long as it didn't interfere with subjugating the Demon King, it was fine.
So even when he was getting his dick sucked by that proud, haughty elf.
-Mmm, yes, Rose… use your tongue there, lick it gently. It’s okay to be a little rougher.
-Sluurp, schluurp, haah, really. I’m only doing this for you. Sluuuuuurp!
-Kuh! An elf’s mouth pussy is insane!
Or when he was in the stables, sucking on the breasts of the saint, whose chest was as big as her divine power.
-Ahng! Leon! Don’t! If you suck it like that… ahhng!
-Hmph, stay still. You’re a saint, but you’re already this wet. What are you talking about?
-Ahh… I shouldn’t be doing this… Heut! That feels good!
Or when he used sparring as an excuse to go off and fuck the beastman warrior.
-Haang! Aang! So deep! Leon, you really are the best warrior!
-Tina, your pussy is the tightest, too!
Even when he was just fooling around with women like that, I put up with it for the time being.
This was an adult game, after all.
The women were fundamentally pretty, with great bodies.
Especially the women gathered in the Hero's party.
Even I had to admire their large breasts and slim hips.
But that was it.
I hadn't forgotten our goal of subjugating the Demon King.
“…But what the hell are you all doing right now?”
One day, after holding it in and holding it in.
I scowled at the sight before me.
Leon had Rose and Claire on either arm.
The only reason Tina wasn't there was because she was knocked out from fucking him yesterday, too.
‘They’re fucking insane, really.’
Like I said, the only reason I put up with it was because we were still making progress toward conquering the Demon King.
But lately, they’d been crossing the line.
It had gotten to the point where I wondered if they were traveling just to have a sex party, with the Demon King’s subjugation as an afterthought.
Still, I told myself to just endure it for today.
I told them we had to finish this next dungeon run quickly.
I told them to just focus for a little while, since it wasn't like they did this all the time.
“Fuck, didn’t I tell you to take it easy today because we really need to prepare for the dungeon? What are you, a bunch of animals? You can’t hold it in for that long?”
Rose, who was next to Leon, frowned.
As if she were looking at a nuisance interrupting a good time.
“You’re always like this. Can’t you stop nagging for just one day?”
“What? Hey, Rose. Are you even using your brain right now?”
“I’m just stating a fact. We’re all getting along just fine. All of us, except for you.”
Once the dick-sucking knife-ear started it, the saint who loves it in the ass jumped in too.
“That’s right! Honestly, you don’t even do anything during battle! Leon and Tina do all the fighting up front. All you do is hide in the back and cast spells while I support them!”
I was so dumbfounded I put a hand to my forehead.
“Fuck, I don’t do anything? Hey, do you have any idea who plans the dungeon strategies, prepares the equipment, handles the paperwork, and even manages the money?”
“Th-that’s something anyone could do, not just you!”
“Don’t give me that shit, you dumb bitch.”
“A-are you done talking?!”
“Not yet. So listen up. I don’t do anything in battle? The three of you combined aren’t even a match for me alone.”
That’s what a magician is in a fight.
Someone who turns the impossible into a miracle.
I might not be a match for Leon, the Hero, but I was confident I could beat the three of them at once.
“Huu! Hey, Leon. What do you think?”
I was pissed, but I held back and asked.
Talking to these blockheads would just be a waste of breath.
Believe it or not, Leon was the leader of this party.
I was telling him to order these bitches to go to the dungeon, right now.
But the answer I got was a real masterpiece.
“…….Honestly, he’s not wrong, is he?”
“…….What?”
As I stood there, doubting my own ears.
Leon spoke as if he were lecturing me.
“I get that you’re jealous, standing by while I have fun with these beautiful women. But Hyun-woo, you can’t win a woman over with just a handsome face.”
I was so flabbergasted I was at a loss for words.
Taking my silence as agreement, the crazy bastard kept running his mouth.
“Why don’t you try meeting a woman? The world will look a little different. You’re so narrow-minded because you bury yourself in letters and numbers every day.”
“Aha.”
I said quietly.
Of course, it wasn't because I was moved by his words.
“Hey, you son of a bitch.”
My blunt curse made his body freeze.
“I risked my life to turn a bastard who couldn’t even use a sword properly into the Hero, and now you’re saying what?”
“…Watch your mouth. Any more than that, and I won’t hold back either.”
He was trying to act tough in front of his women.
Not that it was any threat to me.
“Hold back? What are you holding back? You think you’ve put up with as much as I have? I turned my back on the Magic Tower to come here. My master and everyone in my school tried to stop me, but I came to help you, and I’ve been watching you all fuck.”
The Magic Tower is a big deal in this game.
It’s one of the three great powers, along with the royal family and the church.
And I was the one called the best talent to ever come from such a place.
“Ah, fine. Let’s say that’s on me. I followed you because of my own stupid choice.”
I spat out the words harshly.
Normally, I would have been the first to walk away by this point.
But today, I just couldn’t take it anymore.
“What about your family?”
“!!”
“What about your mother and older sister, working themselves to the bone in your estate, waiting for you? You said your estate was struggling to support you. You said you were going to make them live in luxury, didn’t you?”
“Shut up.”
“And what are you doing now? Fucking around with women? Fuck, can you proudly show your family what you’re doing right now?”
Shing!
Leon drew the Holy Sword from his hip.
I, too, gathered magical energy in my hand.
Startled, Rose and Claire tried to stop Leon.
“C-calm down, Leon! He’s not even worth drawing the Holy Sword for!”
“Th-that’s right! And… if you really fight, maybe…”
Ignoring them both, we stared at each other.
The air between us was thick with tension, ready to explode at any moment.
Finally, he opened his mouth.
“As the Hero, master of the Holy Sword, and leader of this party, I command you.”
There was no friendship or trust left between us.
All that remained was betrayal and anger.
“Black Mage, Lee Hyun-woo.”
I had waited, believing he would come back to his senses.
But this was the answer he sent me in the end.
“You are hereby banished from our party.”
I didn’t say anything in response to his banishment.
Instead, it was the two women beside him who were flustered.
“L-Leon?”
“Ahaha… wait a minute. I think you’re just too worked up right now…”
A person can really feel this fucking shitty, huh?
I was realizing that anew.
“Fine, Leon.”
I nodded and walked past him.
“But don’t you regret what you did today.”
“Don’t worry. I won’t.”
I walked on, his mumble fading behind me.
…….No regrets, huh? We’ll see about that.
The image of his face hardening when I brought up his family flashed through my mind.
‘If he doesn’t feel like regretting it, I’ll just have to make him.’
This may be an adult game, but I’d lived with a conscience until now.
Because I thought that’s what a normal human being would do.
The bonds I’d formed were accidental, and the duties that came with them were unexpected.
Still, I thought it was the decent thing to do to uphold them.
But just now, that value system of mine changed.
‘Yeah, fuck it. My master is gone now anyway.’
I have nothing more to lose.
From now on, I’m just going to live as I please, following my desires.
And since I’ve been kicked out anyway.
I might as well go fuck that bastard’s family.