Chapter 2
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 1
Chapter Title: Sponsorship Proposal (1)
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The evil empire, Richters, was utterly crushed by the sudden emergence of Magical Girls.
And 15 years had passed since it vanished without a trace.
One of that empire's sole survivors—me—I'm now trapped in the worst crisis imaginable.
"Doctor, you crazy bitch. Why this tiny little body of all things!"
I pinched and stretched the soft, pudgy cheeks that had gone all squishy.
The sharp sting of pain made it all too real.
Somehow, that batshit crazy doctor had actually pulled it off.
"...No. Maybe it's just my appearance that's changed."
I hurriedly grabbed the remote and flicked on the old TV.
[The Male Family Ministry and the Justice Ministry are clashing over the severity of punishments for child sex crimes.]
[Support kid. Believe in your big sis?]
[The owner of that jaw-dropping figure, Kim Hyunjin...]
"...Good enough."
No need to watch any more.
Just seeing that ridiculous news lineup made it hit home—this insane world was real.
A world where male and female chastity norms were flipped upside down, the so-called Gender-Reversed World.
"Never thought she'd actually succeed... I really made it here?"
The empire's only surviving scientist, Doctor Rico, had insisted that other dimensions existed—ones where chastity norms were reversed.
If there was a world where men ruled strong, there had to be one where women did. It was a wildly speculative theory, something like extreme feminism.
I'd thought it was bullshit... but damn if it wasn't real!
"If that's the case, reviving the empire might actually be possible...?"
Doctor Rico had said that if I reached another world, the Richters Empire could rise again.
The method? Utterly humiliating for me. But considering this world's flipped norms, it was scarily effective.
"But how the hell am I supposed to seduce anyone in this body?"
It meant seducing one of the Seven Magical Girls.
Sexually, no less.
The evil empire Richters had the Five Great Noble Families.
House of Madness, Rage, Greed, Lament, and Lust.
These five families, wielders of the Power of Emotions, charged into battle at the forefront when the Magical Girls appeared.
Dubbed the noblesse oblige of the battlefield, they rushed the Magical Girls first—and that led to their swift annihilation.
All except one.
"Ah. What should I have for dinner today?"
Madness Isiwoos.
The man who instilled terror in enemies just by walking, single-handedly crumbling three divisions.
The Magical Girls' worst nightmare, the monster who upended modern military tactics.
That man was gone. All that remained was an unemployed bum fretting over dinner.
A full month had passed since arriving in this chastity-flipped world, but he still hadn't even tried looking for a proper job.
'If this keeps up, am I really gonna starve to death?'
Isiwoos, the empire's sole survivor (and now the only scion of a Great Noble Family), peered at his once-mighty bank account on his phone.
Balance: 1,458 won
Pathetic for a noble scion. The empire's fall had burned all his assets to ash.
'Fuck, what's the point of a world with flipped chastity norms when I can't even afford food?'
Isiwoos let out a massive sigh. He had to scrape together some cash somehow—or he'd starve starting tomorrow.
Hating the tragic end of quietly starving in his room as a pretty boy, he quietly booted up his computer.
A job site? Hell no.
"Gotta grind some favor... Today, I absolutely have to reel her in. Or it's starvation for me!"
Instead of job hunting, he logged into a trendy RPG game.
It looked like pathetic escapism on the surface. But the truth was far from it.
Strawberry Macaron has logged in.
Isiwoos grabbed his half-empty cola can and chugged it down. It was flat and lukewarm, but it did the job.
Ding, ding, ding! Setting the can on the desk triggered a few alerts. He didn't rush a reply, just sat back leisurely.
Oh, you logged in today too?
Want big sis to carry you? I blew a ton on cash shop and pulled some sick weapons.
Our little Strawberry Macaron can just chill in the back healing.
Isiwoos felt a pang of self-loathing.
Two reasons. First, he—a bearer of noble blood—was pulling off this so-called "gold digger" act.
Second, Green—one of the Magical Girls who toppled the empire—was so smitten with him she was ready to hand over her liver and gallbladder.
'That terrifying Magical Girl is just gaming her ass off.'
He'd tracked her down before transport, thanks to intel on the Magical Girls' profiles.
Digging into her activity revealed Green was a gaming addict.
'But isn't a Magical Girl humanity's protector? She could swap guys out daily if she wanted.'
At her level, wealth and power came automatically...
Yet Magical Girl Green was clinging to some random guy online, giggling away.
Overindulged on men and craving something exotic now? Isiwoos shrugged it off and tapped out a reply.
Ah, about that... I don't think I can log in starting today ㅠㅠ.
Huh? Why??
Like I said last time, Mom cut off my allowance, so I can't even pay the sub anymore ㅠㅠㅠㅠ….
'Sorry, Mom! But I can't think of any other way to bring it up!'
Apologizing to his long-dead mother, Isiwoos kept typing.
Probably good until the 3rd next month, but after that... no healer for you, I guess~….
Aw, what? Just the sub? Big sis'll cover it.
Nooo... You already hooked me up last time. Feels weird taking more. But thanks from the heart!
Green often flaunted her bank accounts and cars online to lock Isiwoos in as her personal healer.
That's how he learned Magical Girls were dizzyingly rich.
Sorry... My level's too low to be much help anyway.
No, it's fine! Sub's just 20k won. Pocket change.
It's just... it'd make me uncomfortable.
Ugh, you're so dense! It's chump change to me. What's the issue?
You already give me so much gear. Can't take more.
In truth, every item on Isiwoos's character came straight from Green's wallet.
Impressively, he'd never once asked for any.
'She's totally head over heels for me.'
Each piece was worth tens of thousands at minimum, hundreds with enhancements. A full set of 21? That was millions poured into him.
'No one dumps that much on a faceless guy, no matter how rich. Heh... Play this right, and I could seal the deal today.'
Draining the last of his cola, Isiwoos dove deeper into the act.
Truth is, it's not just the sub.
Eh? Then what's up?
Promise not to tell? My family's kinda poor... Can't even pay the electric bill...
It was all true except one detail. "Kinda poor" was an understatement—he was dirt fucking broke.
'Did I push too hard? Smells like a straight-up scam.'
Even a dim girl might suspect gold digger by now. Realizing too late, Isiwoos panicked.
Electric bill? How much overdue?
Luckily, Green doubled down on the flirting, defying expectations.
Two months, about 230k won...
Big sis can cover that easy.
But 200k feels kinda big.
She'd drop millions on gear without blinking, but now restraint? Isiwoos eyed the inconsistency.
Big sis got burned hard by a catfisher before? You know. Can't just drop big cash on a stranger.
Let's meet up IRL first. Then I'll pay.
Things were going suspiciously smooth. Isiwoos cheered inwardly.
'This world really is made for men to thrive.'
But then, doubt crept in.
How the hell was he supposed to seduce a Magical Girl in this pint-sized body?
Still, he realized it was overblown panic.
Big sis'll buy you dinner too.
Sure, let's meet tomorrow then.
Isiwoos accepted without a second thought.
Skipping breakfast and lunch was his daily routine—a free meal was an offer too good to pass.