Chapter 15
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 15
Chapter Title: The Reason You Shouldn't Drink with a Magical Girl
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[Isiyul. I'm meeting you today, no matter what.]
A month had already passed since that pleasant little assault.
In the meantime, I'd been living comfortably off the allowance Green gave me.
I ordered whatever food I wanted and enjoyed as much wine as I pleased.
It was a cozy life, rolling around on the heated floor warmed by gas heating while playing games to my heart's content.
Of course, I didn't forget to occasionally let her touch my body to satisfy her urges in between.
'I figured the limit was approaching soon, and now it looks like it's finally here.'
Lately, I'd been gently teasing her lower parts while padding my pockets nicely.
But I never went all the way in—that took some real skill on my part.
– Isiyul... shall we?
– Sorry. Mom called me today... I think I have to go.
Just like that, I'd sell out a mom who no longer even existed in this world!
No matter how lust-crazed they were, people always bought that excuse without question.
Green could only smack her lips in disappointment as she watched me flee in a hurry.
'I knew it was coming soon. Hmm... Turns out avoiding her for a week straight was the right call.'
The fact that she was messaging me so urgently meant she was desperate for sex right now.
'I've been playing the guy with ironclad chastity all this time.'
Should I finally give it to Green now?
I had kept her waiting for a long time, that much was true. Considering everything she'd done for me, letting her have it this once might not be a bad idea.
Besides, drag out the push-pull too long, and she might get tired and leave.
I figured now was the perfect timing.
'Alright.'
Green was going to take good care of herself tonight. After all, she finally got to embrace the man she'd been craving.
[Where should I go?]
[My place.]
[What? Your house, sis?]
[I'll send the address. Take a taxi and come over.]
A major problem had just arisen.
This would be my first time at a girl's house.
***
The taxi ride took me to Green's house, which was predictably luxurious.
It was the top floor of an apartment anyone would recognize just from the name!
'How much money do you have to make to live in a place like this?'
It felt like it took minutes just to ride the elevator up...
Magical Girls really did rake in the cash, no doubt about it.
'And there's no door number...! The entire floor is just her place?'
Surprisingly, there were no room numbers like xxx or anything typical like that.
The whole floor was assigned to her house!
"Sis, it's me."
I didn't bother ringing the bell and instead lightly tapped the front door with my tiptoes.
A few seconds later, there was a crashing sound from afar, and the door flew open.
It was Green. Instead of her usual casual jeans and shirt, she was dressed in a neat suit.
"Those clothes...?"
"Oh, these? It's a special day today!"
Christmas was still a week away... What made it so special?
Unable to read her intentions, she grabbed my wrist and pulled me inside quickly.
After passing through an entrance hall the size of a running track, a massive living room like a town square finally appeared.
"Sit here. Hurry!"
There was a white table in the living room, covered with various side dishes and what looked like at least twenty bottles of soju.
I'd assumed someone living in a fancy place like this would drink wine or whiskey... but her tastes turned out to be surprisingly down-to-earth.
"What's the occasion that you prepared all this like it's a feast?"
"Hm? Oh, that!"
I could tell at a glance.
She was planning to get me hammered, then pounce when I was out of it and take what she wanted.
But it seemed she hadn't thought up an excuse to drink together while setting up her conquest.
"Ah! It's been exactly a month since we met. Yeah! That's the anniversary."
"Huh? You're making a big deal out of just one month?"
"I, I heard in foreign countries they throw anniversary parties after just a week? I wanted to try it too. Here, take a glass!"
Glug glug glug...
The soju glass forced into my hand filled up.
Mine was a normal small size, while hers was like a water cup. Was she planning to chug it by the glass?
"I'm not doing anything weird today. Look, logically speaking, with this much poured, who do you think will pass out first?"
Liar. Magical Girls could control their bodily functions with mana.
She was totally planning to trick me into oblivion and then have her way.
"Cheers!"
Clink!
Green clinked glasses and downed hers in one go. It went down so smoothly that half was gone in a single gulp.
I watched her, then reluctantly sipped mine like I had no choice, gulping it down. The harsh factory alcohol lingered in my mouth before fading.
"It's empty?"
No sooner had I set my glass down than Green refilled it from the bottle.
I'd planned to wait for the bitterness to fade, but she finished the remaining half in one shot, refilled it immediately, and raised her glass.
"Drink slower. You might get sick."
"Hm? Oh, it's fine. Totally fine. I'm a heavy drinker, sis doesn't get drunk on stuff like this. Anyway, how about we chat while we drink?"
Green downed about two-thirds in one go, then picked up some food with her chopsticks and popped it in her mouth.
"Chat?"
"You know Blue unnie is super pissed at you, right?"
"...No idea. I've never even met her."
"Oh, really? Well, anyway, Blue unnie was raging like crazy. Her old maid hysterics are no joke."
It was intriguing enough that I listened closely to Green while gulping down my drink. She continued as if she'd expected that.
"She said if she catches Isiwoos, she won't kill him—she'll rape him."
"Why? Isn't Isiwoos the enemy of Magical Girls?"
"She wants him under her forever, moaning for insulting her so badly? Man, is that what a Magical Girl does?"
Pot calling the kettle black...
"Don't Magical Girls aren't allowed to date? Is it okay to talk like that?"
"It's not like she's actually doing it. She just has to be careful when the Fairy Queen comes inspecting."
"I, inspect? Isn't the Fairy Queen supposed to live only in the fairy realm?"
Fairy Queen.
The mother of all Magical Girls, and the empire's archenemy...
For that woman to crawl out of the fairy realm! What wind was blowing her way?
"Ah, that... Um, this is a secret, but actually, the Fairy Queen is currently blind dating."
"B, blind dates?!"
The Fairy Queen going on blind dates!
I could see a woman doing that, but...
"Funny, right? She bans dating for Magical Girls but tries it herself. Of course, every blind date fails. She's ancient, after all."
The Fairy Queen's age exceeded 500 million years. With a lifespan far longer than humanity or even vertebrates, finding a suitable match seemed impossible.
Any normal person would flee from the immense mana accumulated over eons.
'The Fairy Queen, huh.'
Maybe my next target after Magical Girls had just appeared.
I gulped down the freshly refilled glass, savoring the discovery of a fine new goal.
"That's why I feel bad for Blue unnie. Her occasional old maid fits are annoying as hell... but with that face, she still can't lose her virginity!"
"Huh..."
"Now she's 30, and even the marriage market won't have her. Scary, right?"
As I sipped quietly and listened, it did seem that way.
In this world too, no matter how pretty or rich a woman was, a little age made marriage tough.
Someone with Blue's fame might have suitors lining up, but...
"Wow, you really hold your liquor. Already two bottles down?"
Two bottles? In that short time, two bottles of soju were already gone?
Did I drink that much...? Time to start the act.
"Two... two bottles?"
"What? You drunk?"
"No, not yet. Pour more."
Green giggled and refilled my glass. I downed each pour immediately, and the bottles emptied one by one.
"You okay? You're pushing too hard."
"This is nothing. More booze!"
"Okay, okay... Our Isiyul looks so cute drinking."
Every time alcohol went in, she messed with my head to push me into a daze.
Each time, I circulated my Maki to cleanly burn off the alcohol and restore myself.
But I flushed my face with blood flow. Had to look red to sell the drunken act.
"Booze, booze... Yeah, drink like that."
"Hnggg..."
"Glass is empty. Sis will pour."
I groaned deliberately and staggered, and Green's eyes lit up. She slyly swapped my glass for her own massive one.
She was really sending me off now.
"Here, here!"
"Ugh, feels like the glass changed..."
"What're you talking about~? You've been chugging this one all night. Drink up!"
I tilted my head dubiously, then brought the glass to my lips.
Gulp gulp... I downed the full water-glass volume.
"Hoo..."
Then I slammed my head straight onto the table. It was so natural even I almost believed I was drunk.
"Fucking easy... Should've done this ages ago."
Green muttered as she effortlessly lifted my body.
"Baby-making sex starts nowww..."
A sinister chuckle echoed in my ears.