The sheer authority of the Main Manager—the Judak—was nothing short of staggering.
Because he was never mentioned or seen on the forum under normal circumstances, I had assumed his power and standing would be roughly comparable to those of the assistant managers. That assumption was utterly shattered. Watching the chaos get smothered and the forum restored to textbook order in the blink of an eye made me wonder what on earth the Demon Lord Gallery had even been up to this point.
To put it into perspective: a single official notice from the Head Manager had every agitator turning themselves in, and demon lords whose default mindset was that they were the absolute center of creation were bowing their heads and falling in line. No matter how supreme an administrator might be, getting that kind of reaction bordered on uncanny.
Driven by curiosity, I sat down and began drafting a few posts to ask about this mysterious Head Manager, 'Ban-gal-juk.'
Just who the hell is the Judak that everyone suddenly shuts up?
Author: ㅇㅇ(111.432)
Today is the very first time I've ever seen demon lords actually listen to another person;;
I mean, aren't the regulars here the kind of lunatics who keep multiplying and rebelling even when the other mods issue warnings or nuke the entire board?
Why is everyone keeping their heads down all of a sudden?
The one who answered my burning question fastest was Odin—the resident 24/7 forum addict, gallery Speedwagon, and someone whose absence would feel genuinely disappointing by now.
— OneEyedGeezer
Ah, come to think of it, there's no data about the Judak anywhere on the board. Makes sense you wouldn't know.
↳ OneEyedGeezer
Back in the day, the Head Manager slapped an information restriction on everything related to himself. He's loosened it up somewhat recently, so it's fine now, though.
An information restriction? Just what kind of entity was he to lock down data about his own existence? With virtually zero intel, drama, or casual mentions floating around the board, a newbie like me hadn't a clue.
↳ OneEyedGeezer
Gonna go ask the mods how much I'm allowed to explain. Brb.
I barely had to wait after Odin dropped that comment and vanished. A rapid succession of notification pings chimed, and I promptly brought up the comment feed.
— FeatheredSnake*
It's faster if I just explain it myself, so I'm leaving a comment. Doing this only because it's you, newbie.
↳ FeatheredSnake*
The Judak—'Ban-gal-juk'—is basically someone closest to being the King of Pandemonium. All the bastards on this forum whose IPs start with 666 are below him on the hierarchy, so it's only natural they fall in line.
↳ FeatheredSnake*
As for the demon lords who aren't from Pandemonium, he hammered out a "reasonable" compromise with them, and what you see today is the result.
↳ FeatheredSnake*
And most importantly, the one who created the Demon Lord Gallery in the first place is the Judak. He has the authority to delete the entire board and issue permanent bans, so his authority is on a whole different plane compared to sub-mods like us.
The revelation hit like a thunderbolt.
I had wondered what his deal was, but he was the creator of this entire forum? He was an administrator on an entirely different scale from the forum owners of the Earth internet communities that had inspired this place.
Guess he wasn't the kind of Judak I'm used to....?
Author: ㅇㅇ(111.432)
Creator of the forum and King of Pandemonium.....?
Honestly, even I'd chicken out if I was staring down a permanent ban.
My follow-up post received a barrage of replies the moment it went live. It was as if everyone had been waiting for an excuse to talk about him.
— MarquisWolf*
Beyond that, his merit in managing this place as a lifetime Head Manager across countless eons is monumental. Frankly, even if you handed me omnipotent power in exchange for ruling forever, I'd never do it lol.
↳ FeatheredSnake*
Living with and taking responsibility for these Demon Lord forum degenerates for eternity? I'd immediately tech into demonic reincarnation and bolt lmao.
↳ Never Again War
Dealing with mountains of grotesque gore images while continuously upgrading the gallery's functions along the way is legit peak competence fr~
↳ Forceful Herculean
Truthfully, adding the Colosseum was an achievement that will be etched into the Demon Lord Gallery for eternity.
↳ ㅇㅇ(400.001)
Do you youngsters even know about the era before the Colosseum?
Whether my inquiry was the catalyst or not, the entire board's topic drifted into ancient forum ghosts reminiscing about the old days.
Demon lords under 10,000 years old better thank their lucky stars for the Colosseum
Author: ㅇㅇ(400.001)
Do you kids have any idea what it was like back when dimension-deleting deathmatches broke out practically every single day?
The Judak was busy enough sorting out his own affairs, but whenever something sparked an argument, users were waging dimension-deletion duels left and right. What's worse, fighting like that ran counter to causality and ground dozens of demon lords into dust at a time.
And did you know this?
Back before the Colosseum existed, a few morons brawled and collapsed several dimensions completely. Because of that, a fairly famous named Hero died, and that catastrophe made the Heroes vigilant enough to form the Hero Gallery.
The very birthplace of the Hero Gallery was our own forum degenerates lmao.
Compared to back then, these days are pure paradise.
That recent drama was adorable by comparison.
— ㅇㅇ(666.941)
Gramps, please.....
— ㅇㅇ(493.632)
How on earth did the Judak keep this gallery running without the Colosseum lol Even with it, the place is this wrecked lol
Shit that went down back before the Colosseum.txt
Author: OneEyedGeezer
1. The post refresh rate was in the gutter. Why? Because instead of writing posts, everyone was too busy tracking down other users' dimensions to wage Mak-go-ra.
2. The 800-series dimensions were completely pulverized.
Even though the Judak rounded up the brawlers, dished out punishments, and posted official notices, lunatics kept forcibly shifting or fusing dimensions to drag opponents in and duel. To this day, Dimensional Depth 800s remains a hazard zone.
3. Someone poked the Dimensional Empire and nearly wiped Hell off the cosmic map.
Could have just left them alone, but someone insisted on picking a fight, and completely innocent demons of Hell took the collateral damage.
4. Someone stirred up an internal revolt in the Heavenly Realm, got caught, and divine retribution rained down on the Demon Lord Gallery.
It was an era where only absolute madmen existed.
And to make matters worse, they were so ridiculously overpowered that nobody could stop them.
— ㅇㅇ(666.124)
It wasn't that the lunatics were exceptionally strong; isn't it just that the weaklings all died off early?
↳ ㅇㅇ(666.237)
Literal law of the jungle back then;;
— Never Again War
Those days... do I miss them... hell no.
↳ Never Again War
Wait, One-Eye, weren't you one of the lunatics back then too? From what I clearly remember—
↳ [System]
[This comment has been deleted.]
↳ Never Again War
Are you fucking kidding me? Hacking mod perms just to pull that petty shit?
Back in the day, the Judak followed me around saying he liked me
Author: GoodNight
Ever since he built the Colosseum and peace came to the forum, he abandoned me. Feeling so lonely...
— ㅇㅇ(666.218)
Judak, EX. PLAIN.
— Toxic Shipper
EX. PLAIN.
— Ban-gal-juk* [Head Manager]
Official Notice: Assistance was merely received for maintaining forum public security via dimensional tracking and Avatar Projection Magic. There were strictly zero personal relations or monetary transactions involved.
↳ White Skeleton
He actually showed up for this?
↳ SexParrot
We can't stir up drama if you answer like that.... *deflated*
↳ ㅇㅇ(666.314)
Is this that ultra-rare Judak comment?
— HighSchoolGirl
Unnie might have enjoyed those days, but just thinking about that era makes this high school girl's heart ache, desu wa...
Every time threads like these popped up, I couldn't help but marvel at the Judak, Ban-gal-juk. To establish, operate, and regulate an online community in the face of countless cosmic lunatics... Powerful, uncompromising, and supremely capable—wasn't he the absolute ideal of an administrator, or rather, a Demon Lord?
Yet that realization spawned another question.
Why does the Judak barely show up on the forum anyway?
Author: ㅇㅇ(111.432)
If he's this capable, why is his activity on the gallery so rare?
Even if he doesn't work every single day, wouldn't checking in once every three or four days be enough?
To be completely honest, I wanted him camped on the forum twenty-four hours a day, guaranteeing a clean, sane community environment. Spending ten or twenty years in this madhouse of an abnormal Demon Lord Gallery felt like it would steadily drag me into insanity as well.
It didn't take long, however, to learn why that wish was impossible.
— Never Again War
? What, newbie, haven't you even read through the Hall of Fame posts?
↳ Never Again War
The Judak is participating in the Divine-Demonic War right now. He barely has time to breathe, let alone moderate the gallery.
↳ SpiderLord*
Fr fr. I wanted to join the Divine-Demonic War too, but he kicked me out and told me to watch the damn forum...
↳ ㅇㅇ(666.139)
Then why aren't you moderating? Do your job! You useless mod!
Grand terms far beyond my everyday realm of common sense—the Divine-Demonic War, dimensional mutual annihilation, and the like—were tossed around, but I didn't panic anymore. I was growing accustomed to it. All I needed to do was wait for the resident lore dumper, who seemed to watch my every post, to materialize.
My intuition proved exact.
— OneEyedGeezer
Ah... looks like it's time for Speedwagon to step up for our helpless, spoon-fed newbie.
↳ ㅇㅇ(476.996)
You're actually enjoying being the explainer now, aren't you...
Quick Summary of the Divine-Demonic War & Pandemonium Conference (Re-up)
Author: OneEyedGeezer
1. Divine-Demonic War: A colossal war between Good and Evil fought over Causality and The Scales.
The Judak is actively fighting on the front lines, shielding us demon lords.
Always be grateful, you pint-sized demon runts.
2. Pandemonium Conference: A council of demon lords hosted in person by the Judak despite his hectic war schedule.
The Judak and the elders of Pandemonium provide lawful, legitimate dimensional transfers, and once the meeting wraps up, everything from wild afterparties to main-body Mak-go-ra duels is fair game. It's practically the biggest festival on the gallery.
The reason the forum agitators are so quiet right now is probably because they're all busily training, excited out of their minds to brawl once the council concludes.
— StrikeTheSky
This bastard's pretty sharp.
↳ ㅇㅇ(666.549)
Ah lol how could anyone pass up a face-to-face Mak-go-ra?
↳ ㅇㅇ(666.217)
No matter how good the Colosseum avatar duels are, nothing compares to brawling with your real body lol
↳ ㅇㅇ(444.019)
If you lose a real-body Mak-go-ra, you legit have to bite your tongue and die on the spot.
↳ MarquisWolf*
Trolls apprehended.
— ㅇㅇ(111.432)
Thanks, Speedwagon!
So the sudden silence hadn't merely been the result of the Head Manager stepping in and laying down the law.
As I browsed the forum, processing this new context, a chime rang out. A private direct message had arrived, and reading its contents promptly plunged me into deep thought.
✉ Direct Message
Official Notice: Participation Method for the Pandemonium Conference
From: Ban-gal-juk [Head Manager]
Taking into account your realm's dimensional peculiarities, your method of participation for the upcoming Pandemonium Conference has been designated as <Dimensional Transfer via Spiritual Avatar>.
For specific operational procedures, please consult the attached documentation or direct your inquiries to the assistant managers.
The Pandemonium Conference, was it?
"What on earth am I supposed to do with this?"