The Hero's Bride Lessons! How to Smoke Cigarettes Through the Urethra and Ass♡
The messy-haired noble Tanjelo had locked himself away in the mansion and refused to come out.
Most of what Noa said had been nothing but lies and threats meant to break the Hero, who was already drowning in drugs—but this part was true.
If he went back to the main house right next door, his father would go berserk. And if he agreed with his father’s idea of casting the Hero aside, he knew exactly what kind of garbage that would make him.
Even if he’d gotten carried away, treating the woman who’d just married into the family like a fleshlight for oral use and jerking off with her… even he thought it was ridiculous.
What the hell had possessed him?
I’m an idiot… idiot… stupid idiot…… I thought I could finally be with the Hero… and I treated her like that……
In the end he rolled around on the bed, berating himself for being nothing more than a worthless man. He’d skipped meals and his stomach was empty, but he had no appetite. Being the type who hated being hated by anyone, every kind of nightmare scenario whirled through his head. Just imagining what kind of scolding he’d get the next time he met the Hero made his knees go weak.
The Hero was genuinely furious back then… She was so quiet I’d almost wondered if the rumors about her defeating the Demon King were fake…… But of course she’s a hero… Someone like me never stood a chance…
To the Hero whose drug high had worn off, the scene at the time must have been truly horrific. The man she’d thought she could fall for had clung to her like a monkey in heat and used her mouth-pussy. Anyone looking would have called it rape. That was why she’d slapped his fully erect massive cock away with her palm, poured every curse she knew on him, and only the fact that Noa had returned after hearing the commotion and subdued her by the clitoris had saved him from nearly dying.
It hurt……
Remembering that moment, he grabbed his cock under the covers.
It had hurt.
Even if it hadn’t been full power, a Level 99 hero had hit his dick. It wasn’t going to be fine.
We used medicine in a hurry, but there’s still a lingering ache… And when I remember how angry she was… I’m too scared to get hard……
Noa, who had medical knowledge, had even tapped his cock herself a few times, but there was no reaction. She’d said it would be fine with time, yet even after the Hero vanished somewhere in the mansion and everything went quiet, when he tried touching it alone it still wouldn’t rise. At this age, erectile dysfunction? Even though it was his own fault, he chewed his lip. It felt like he would never be able to use it again until he apologized to the Hero or she told him it was okay.
But how? Noa-san leaves meals every day, but I have no idea where the Hero went… From what I’ve heard she’s with Noa-san and they’re talking……
His tone made it clear he couldn’t even imagine the Hero was undergoing that kind of torture.
No—no matter how rich his imagination, he couldn’t have. The woman who’d been taking bridal lessons so she could marry into the family was instead locked in a steel cage sized perfectly for her body, narcotic cigarettes jammed up both nostrils, her brain forcibly shut down.
What on earth are they talking about…
He held high hopes for Noa, yet at the same time he was certain that even she couldn’t fix this particular mess. He knew exactly how huge the fuck-up he’d caused was; he’d already steeled himself to live the rest of his life with erectile dysfunction. For now he was buried face-first in the pillow, thinking only of somehow stopping his father from spouting nonsense about what to do with the Hero, when at last, in the dim hours, he heard footsteps.
Noa-san? Or maybe, just maybe……
He clung to that thread-thin hope, but reality was not sweet.
Knock knock.
「Tanjelo-sama. Are you awake? It’s Noa.」
"I'm awake…"
Knowing he shouldn’t, he answered roughly with a face full of disappointment. Still face-down in the pillow, he rubbed his non-erect massive cock against the mattress while answering Noa—like some unpleasant dry-humping of the floor. She either didn’t notice or didn’t care, and continued calmly.
「Forgive the late hour. It’s already the second day you’ve skipped meals. For the drug treatment to take effect, I believe you should eat something nutritious.」
"I'm not hungry…"
「Meals are taken whether one is hungry or not. It’s time for your drug treatment, so please open the door. I will administer the treatment together with the meal.」
"Do I really have to? It’s not like it’s going to stand up anyway… And I’m not hungry…"
「Don’t act spoiled. Tanjelo-sama is the important person who will one day lead the Tripoli family. Whether treatment is possible or not is not for you to decide—it is for someone with medical knowledge. Above all, I have judged that treatment is possible and have gone to the trouble of cooking even at this late hour. If you do not open the door now, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Are you fine with that?」
"For the rest of my life?"
That was unexpected.
He hadn’t thought the sharp-tongued woman would comfort him like this.
Noa-san doesn’t seem like the type to lie… Is treatment really possible?
After the incident she had mostly just left meals and left without speaking, so he knew she was preparing something. Maybe she’d even brought a special medicine to fix his cock. He wrapped the gown hanging on the rack beside the bed around himself and headed for the door. Before opening it a scary premonition that something would happen made him pause, but her urging made his hand move on its own.
「Tanjelo-sama?」
"Ah, yeah, opening it now."
Click.
"Leaving it this dark is bad for the body. We have treatment to do, so I’ll turn on the light. All right?"
A dark elf saying that…
The moment the door opened, a hand slipped into the pitch-black room. Being a mansion full of expensive magic tools, even the lights were switches. Just like when she’d worked over the Hero’s clitoris, a single simple button filled the room with soft light. Tanjelo rubbed his eyes at the long-missed brightness. He felt like arguing that it was evening so darkness was fine, but when he opened his eyes again a new set of footsteps made his pupils dilate and a chill race through his entire body.
"Huh? Wh-wha—? ──Hwaaaaah?!"
Crash, bang!
He fell backward and scrambled away.
It was like an adventurer spotting the Demon King right outside the beginner village.
"What’s the matter?"
"Uh, eh, eeh, eh? Wh-why?"
"……………"
Noa entered unconcerned, and following right behind her came a beautiful blonde woman. Like Tanjelo she wore a white gown, her body still warm from a bath, and she walked in with steady steps. For some reason the Hero had a cigarette dangling from her lips and was smiling pleasantly, the atmosphere almost the same as when they’d first reunited in the territory.
"Noa…-san…?"
"At a time like this I believe it would be proper to ask the Hero first rather than me…… but well, for a chicken-hearted man like Tanjelo-sama that would be difficult. To get to the point, we somehow managed. The Hero also felt sorry for suddenly resorting to violence, and she reflected that since you’re going to be husband and wife she should have allowed a little skinship."
"…R-reflected?"
"Of course. Even if she is the Hero, she is the one who will become Tanjelo-sama’s wife. She can’t hit her husband’s cock and then claim to be the victim, and she herself doesn’t think that way, so please rest easy."
"L-lies… Noa-san did something again……"
He couldn’t finish the sentence.
"…That kind of thing doesn’t matter."
"Hero?"
She took a deep drag on the cigarette, exhaled the smoke with pleasure, and smiled sweetly.
"Back then it was too sudden so I hit you. I wasn’t fully awake and a cock just came in, so I was a little surprised… Ah, ahaha… If I’d just thought about it a little I would’ve known it was fine… I felt so bad for hitting you out of nowhere that I was keeping my distance for a bit. I mean, I’m really sorry. It hurt a lot, right? I’m sorry for making you suffer because of me."
"…………??? ………………????"
He couldn’t understand the meaning.
Why was the perpetrator receiving an apology? Question marks floated over his head as the Hero stepped closer.
"I heard this whole thing reached the family head’s ears, so I was super scared. Do you know how worried I was that the marriage might get called off because of this? But I didn’t have the guts to apologize, so I was just holing up when Noa-san came to help… So…… ahaha…… hahaha………"
Uh… huh… I don’t get what’s going on…… I’m the one who did wrong, so why……
"So I came to apologize and make up… but you’re not saying anything, so are you still mad? Hm? Tanjelo. I’m really sorry, okay? Please forgive me already. Hmm?"
"That’s… that’s… not it……"
Not knowing what to say, Tanjelo took the hand the Hero held out and stood up. Wondering if he was having a pointless dream, he pinched his cheek, but the pain was real. The Hero in the thin gown, smiling loosely and puffing away on a cigarette, was reality.
Cigarette… Did she always smoke?
For someone apologizing, her expression was more arrogant than usual. She held the cigarette between index and middle finger like a heavy smoker. Yet the way she spoke and the way she’d offered her hand were still gentle, which only confused him more.
"Hm? What’s wrong? Is there still a spot I didn’t wash properly?"
"Th-the cigarette…?"
"Aaah, this? I never used to smoke, but Noa-san recommended it so I’m trying it. She said it’s a local product made from herbs grown in Tripoli? I just couldn’t work up the courage to apologize, but when I smoke it calms me down… Um… it is a bit much, right? Coming to apologize while smoking is too cocky, isn’t it?"
"Aaaah~! So that’s what it was!"
The mystery was solved.
…It was all a complete lie, of course.
"Not at all! It suits you amazingly!"
"You’re saying the cigarette suits me?"
"The Hero has leadership and a sharp face that looks great with it! Holding a cigarette makes you look wild…! Ahaha…"
"That’s not something you say to a woman, is it?"
"……Ah, r-really?"
"But being praised by you makes me happy for some weird reason. …I wonder why? Fufufu…"
"Ah…"
Everything he’d been fretting over suddenly felt stupid. The Hero smiled, so Tanjelo smiled too, and Noa, who had been standing in the background, went out to the corridor, brought in a tray, and set out the meal. Being evening it was only simple soup and bite-sized sandwiches, but with his worries gone his appetite returned.
"No need to go all the way to the table—please sit on the bed and eat. While Tanjelo-sama is eating, the Hero will help with the treatment."
"Yeah. Got it. Thanks for coming so late. But treatment…… th-that thing, right? The th-th-th-th… tap-tap from last time…"
"The Hero is Tanjelo-sama’s wife, after all. This is originally the normal thing. This time it also includes an apology for back then, so stop chattering and sit on the bed. Or do you intend to reject the Hero who steeled herself and came all this way again and make her angry?"
"That’s not it! Aaah, I get it! I’ll do that!"
The tray Noa pushed over stopped right beside the bed, and Tanjelo sat down, swallowing hard. Alone the bed had felt far too big, but feeling the weight of the Hero climbing up after him made it less so. Both of them wore extremely revealing gowns, and the Hero’s in particular was see-through, so the golden pubic hair had been catching his eye the whole time.
"The soup is fine even if it cools, and the sandwiches taste good later. For now let’s prioritize treatment… Here you are."
Even in this situation the lotion handed over from the side was a pale pink that gave off a strong floral scent. The Hero took it, squeezed the liquid onto her palm and rubbed it in, smiling curiously.
"So this is the genital treatment gel potion. I just have to rub this on Tanjelo’s cock, right?"
"Yes. Since it’s the cock that swelled up like a balloon after the Hero hit it, please be gentle."
"Noa-san~!"
"I merely stated the facts. Besides, treatment may no longer even be necessary. Kuhuhu…"
"Nngh~?!"
At Noa’s snicker he noticed his own cock poking out between the gown. It wasn’t fully erect, but unlike earlier it had hardened a little. Apparently the relief of reconciling with the Hero had been the trigger; treatment was already unnecessary, yet the Hero’s hand pushed Tanjelo’s gown aside and firmly grasped her future husband’s raw cock.
"Ah… H-Hero… I think I’m already better so…!! I-if you don’t want to…… you don’t have to……!!"
"It’s fine. Leave it to me. Ah, I’m going to focus on the cock, so can you hold this for me instead?"
"O-okay, uh… a cigarette… it’s my first time…… mmph……"
"I was awkward at first too, but I got used to it right away."
"Mm… is that… so…? Well, it’s our family’s product so… I should know about it too……? Puff… puff…… cough cough~!"
Tanjelo took the cigarette the Hero had been holding in her mouth. He was still unused to smoking so the smoke made him cough, but he didn’t spit it out. Since it was the cigarette Noa had made to control the Hero, it was naturally packed with narcotics, and his expression soon turned pleasant.
Oh… ooooh… this might make my head float… So our family had a product like this……
Thanks to that, for someone who’d said “you don’t have to if you don’t want to,” he even pushed his hips forward.
"Young master seems motivated as well. Well then, Hero? Please make sure there are no mistakes."
"Leave it to me. Actually, massage is one of my specialties. I used to do it a lot for my little brother when he was tired."
The Hero’s hands became sticky and wet with the treatment lotion—squelch-squelch♡ squelch-squelch♡—making lewd sounds, and once the viscosity felt just right she gripped his cock.
Schlick-schluck~♡ Schlick-schluck~♡
"Ooooh?! Puff… puff… fwaaah…!!"
"How is it? Does my hand feel good?"
"Puff… mmph… ohaaah~! I-it feels good~! Super good~!"
"I see♡ Then… like this…… ei~♡ ei~♡"
Schlick♡ Schlick♡
Schliiiick~♡
"Ooooooh~! This is insane~! What is this~! This is treatment? But when Noa-san touched it it wasn’t like this?!"
Whether for treatment or not, the massive cock that still showed traces of recent shaving was too big for even both of the Hero’s hands to fully wrap around. On top of that the gel made it slippery so it slid easily, and the act of merely caressing it for treatment turned into a handjob treatment that pushed the foreskin down with wet squelching sounds—squelch-squelch♡ squelch-squelch♡.
"It’s fine. Since it’s treatment, feeling good is better than pain, right? Eiii~♡ ei~♡ knead-knead-knead~♡"
"Nnghhh~! Ahhh~! But you’re just simply shaking it, so why is it like this~?!"
Schlick-schlick♡ Schlick-schlick♡
She still hadn’t touched the glans, only stroking from top to bottom, yet happy sighs already flowed. The precum that had slightly leaked from the tip of the glans, and the way it looked ready to fully erect with just a little more, made it clear.
"That’s because the person you love is touching it. Even though you got hit once, she’s come to knead and caress you in apology, so the cock is forgiving her too. Unlike Tanjelo-sama, the cock might be quite the big man."
"A big man? Is that really true?!"
"Noa-san said it so it might be true? Ah, then should I make it feel even better so Cock-sama can stop being angry?"
"Ah, aah…?!"
The Hero’s left hand gripped Tanjelo’s cock at the root so the foreskin couldn’t rise over the glans. Thanks to that the fully erect glans was completely exposed in a straighter posture. Apparently intending to conquer this glans, she used all five fingers on the sticky gel-covered head and began pulling it upward as if milking it—pop♡ pop♡ pop♡ pop♡.
"O-aaaah, ah?! Th-this, this is totally that!!! Aaaaah?! Hic, ah, aaaah?!"
"Ehe♡ What’s ‘that’? What’s ‘that’? Say it properly."
"Th-that’s~!"
Stroke~♡ Pop~♡ Stroke~♡ Pop~♡
"Nnnnnngh~?! Aaaaah~! Ngh~! Don’t speed up~!"
"Ahaha♡ My husband’s so cute♡"
Stroke-stroke~♡ Pop♡ Stroke-stroke-stroke~♡ Pooop~♡
Stroke-stroke-stroke~♡ Stroke-stroke-stroke~♡ Strooooke~♡
"Nngwaaaaah, aaaaah, it feels good~! My glans is gonna melt!! Just the glans getting popped and scraped by fingers is really~?! Nnnngh~! This isn’t treatment! I’m telling you it’s not?! H-hey, Hero~? Are you listening to me?!"
"It’s fine♡ It’s fine♡ This is treatment~♡ My husband couldn’t even get hard because of me and must have stored up semen, so this is semen extraction treatment. Now, how does it feel to have your glans milked and scraped by your future wife~? Have you felt like forgiving me?"
"Aaah, nngh, fwaaah~! I already forgave you! I forgave you ages ago!"
"That’s not what I mean♡ Your cock isn’t erect♡ If you want to say you’ve forgiven me, you have to make your cock erect♡"
Stroke-stroke-stroke~♡ Stroke-stroke-stroke~♡
Pooooop~♡
"Kuuuugh~! That, if you just do a little more I think I can~?! But I really did forgive you so don’t say it like that! I’m serious! And lower the speed a bi-?! Nnnnnngh~!"
Stroke-stroke♡ Stroke-stroke-stroke♡
"No♡ I don’t believe you♡ There’s definitely a lump of resentment inside♡ How am I supposed to apologize so you’ll forgive me♡ Hurry and tell me~♡"
"Anyaah! I really~?! …Cough cough!"
Every time he spoke, cigarette smoke went in and his mind grew hazy. Forgetting Noa was right beside them, they looked at each other and grinned foolishly. Especially Tanjelo—even though he didn’t want to smile, the corners of his mouth rose, and since it was a drug used for brainwashing or implanting wrong common sense, his mind drifted away.
"I’ve been thinking this for a while, but Tanjelo-sama seems to have a tendency to place the Hero above himself."
"Th-that’s, true, right? W-ngh, ahhh~! She’s a hero! Cool! Completely out of my league~!"
"That won’t do. A wife is always below her husband. At any rate, because of that part you seem to feel awkwardness or respect… Then how about the Hero make you laugh a little? Instead of the moderate friendliness like now, she should gradually show her true foolishness and display truly human idiocy."
"Make me laugh? The Hero make me? And ‘foolishness’ is a bit—"
"—Excessive admiration toward the Hero is unnecessary for future married life. In the end you just need to recognize that you’re the same people. If that happens, you’ll be able to handle the Hero more easily."
"But to me the Hero is really like a legendary hero… so… cough cough~! Cough cough~! Even if you talk about handling the Hero or whatever~?"
"It’s fine. This is common sense. Have I ever said anything wrong?"
"That’s not it~♡"
"Yeah, that’s not it. Then Noa-san’s right?"
Cigarette smoke went in again. What puffed from Tanjelo’s lips also drifted toward the Hero. She’d already inhaled a hundred times more smoke than him, so she wasn’t in her right mind either. Unable to doubt Noa’s words, both of them wore vacant expressions and followed her.
"Then it’s decided. Now, Hero? Show Tanjelo-sama your special skills. With that, show him completely that you are not a legendary being but the same person."
"Got it♡ Having my husband hold admiration for a country girl like me is a bit much♡ It’s better to break stupid rose-colored glasses quickly♡ So I’ll show you every special skill I can do♡ Watch with both eyes and laugh at just how far I can go with the cringe when I try to make people laugh♡"
The Hero stood up with a start. Then, right in front of where Tanjelo sat with his cock standing, she took off the gown, revealed her naked body, and vigorously shook her bright-red clitoris.
"Eh?"
"Fuu~♡ Fuu~♡ Now, look at this~♡"
Jingle-jingle-jingle~♡ Jingle-jingle~♡
"Nngh♡ Oah♡ H-hey, are you watching~? This is one of my special skills♡ Clitoris strength show♡ As you can see, because of a certain something it got super thick♡ Like thiiis♡ eeeh♡ nngh~♡ I ended up developing a hobby of tying things to my clitoris♡ Uwaaah~♡ So embarrassing~♡"
Jingle-jingle~♡ Jingle-jingle~♡
The bright-red string tied to her clitoris and the two bright-yellow bells that looked like balls jingled together♡
"Y-you had a hobby like this?!"
"Ooh♡ Yeah♡ That’s right♡ A-and actually this isn’t all♡ I said strength show so~♡"
She took a clothespin from the tray with the dishes and brought it to her clitoris.
Of course, she clipped it on♡
Twiinnnng~♡
"Ohoaaaaaaaaaaaaaah♡♡♡ Kuu♡ Ack♡ Aaaack♡ Nnnnngh~♡ L-like thiiis♡ connected to the pin~♡"
Next she attached a small weight to the end of the string connected to the clothespin. She’d taken that from the tray too, so it was obvious she’d brought it aiming for this from the start. The soup and sandwiches on top had merely been an excuse to bring the tray. If Tanjelo hadn’t been high on the drugs he would have realized how weird this whole situation was, but he didn’t doubt a thing.
"Hnnngh♡ Hnnngh♡ Th-this is one of my special skills♡ Clitoris strength show♡ S-so~♡ You masturbate too, right♡ Of course I do too♡ I wanted to tell you before marriage that I have this kind of fetish♡ I never knew I had such an embarrassing masturbation habit♡ That’s why you admired me, right~♡"
Swing-swing♡ Swing-swing♡
Jinglaaaang~♡
"Nnghnnnnnnnnnnngh♡ It’s heavy♡ Feels like my clitoris is gonna get ripped off♡ Nngh♡ Oh♡ Ohoah♡ Feels good♡ Smooth smooth clitoris♡ Nnnngh♡"
Whoever she’d learned it from, she spread her legs, swung the weight and bells back and forth, and climaxed in a double peace sign pose.
"Hnnngh~♡ Nnghnnnnnnngh~♡ No-hands clit climax~♡ I didn’t even touch it, just from the pulling~♡ Nngh♡ Ahooooh♡ It hurts♡ But it feels so gooood~♡ Nngh♡ Uhooonh♡ Nngh♡"
"L-lies… There’s no way the Hero… would do something like this………?"
"Heeh, what do you mean ‘no way’♡ I’m actually showing you perverted tricks right in front of your eyes♡ Hey, I’m just a normal woman too~♡ Just like everyone has their own fetishes, I’m a normal woman who climaxes from stuff like this♡ Ah, and this isn’t the end♡ Nngh♡ Aah♡ Give me that~♡ I’ll show you something even more fun~♡"
"Mmph?!"
She snatched the cigarette Tanjelo had been holding in his mouth and brought it to her own pussy.
Then, pop♡
"Ohooh~♡"
She blatantly shoved the stolen cigarette into her urethra.
"Eeeeh, wait, th-that, is that really possible?!"
"Ohehe♡ I learned this after being recommended the cigarettes♡ Sorry to Noa-san, but I enjoyed popping the calming cigarettes she brought into my urethra and smoking them~♡ In the end it did calm my mind, but♡ I smoked every single cigarette Noa-san gave me with my pussy~♡"
"Hiek?! W-with your pussy?!"
"Hehehehehe~♡"
—It was a lie.
This was the result of teaching her all these disgraceful tricks to break the Hero after taking her out of the steel cage while she still had some self-awareness left.
"Thanks to that masturbation felt good and♡ my mind calmed down so♡ actually smoking with the pussy is the best, or something~♡ Nngh, hah, watch carefully~♡ I’ll show you blowing the smoke~♡ Fuuuunh~♡ Fuuuuuunh~♡ Sucking the cigarette deep into the urethra~♡"
When the Hero tensed her pussy the urethra contracted into a sucking motion. Once she’d sucked enough she popped it out♡ and the urethra pushed forward, from which smoke puffed out—fuuuuuu~♡—covering Tanjelo’s face.
"—Pffeh?!"
"Fuuuuu~! Fuuuuuu~! Nice♡ Success♡ How’s that~♡ The Hero’s ultimate trick~♡ Urethra cigarette smoking show~♡"
"W-wow… the urethra is smoking like a train…?!"
"Ahahaha~! Funny, right? I can do this with my asshole too? Look look~♡"
She changed position, shoved her ass right in front of his nose, and inserted the cigarette there.
Pop~♡ Pop~♡ Pop~♡
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut~♡
"Huek?! Cough cough! Cough cough! U-whoa, what is this~! You’re really smoking a cigarette with your asshole~?!"
"Ahaha♡ You held admiration for a bitch like this~♡ Snap out of it♡ Women are just masturbation-addicted monkeys♡ Idiots who wonder what to stick in their pussies all the time♡ Actually there are people who masturbate way worse than me, so what kind of fantasy are you holding~♡"
"Really?! There are people who do worse things than this!"
"Really really♡ It’s true~♡ There’s even one among my comrades~♡"
This wasn’t a lie. A super-class idiot named Reina really existed, which was the problem. And right now she was approaching Tripoli, so in a sense the two were still comrades.
"Phaah~♡ So refreshing~♡ Fufufu… What are you glancing at my pussy for? Ei… ei… eiii~♡ Your woman is me~♡ If you want to use it as fap material I’ll show you so look more blatantly~♡ Ei-ei-ei♡"
"Ugh, aaaah, ugh~! My cock again~! Uhaaah~!"
She put the cigarette that had been in her urethra and anus back in her mouth, sat beside Tanjelo, and began caressing his cock with tap-tap-tap♡ tap-tap-tap♡ like a full-on handjob. Since it was much harder than before she naturally stroked it intensely with both hands. Especially targeting the bright-red glans area, so Tanjelo’s hips floated and precum dribbled freely.
"Tanjelo. Sorry for shattering your fantasy about women. You didn’t want to see perverted tricks like this, right? But didn’t you feel relieved just now? Like, ‘oh, I’m human too’ kind of feeling? You were a bit disappointed but thought that if she’s this kind of person she’s not scary anymore, right?"
"Th-that’s, nngh… ugh… yeah…!! I’m not scared anymore!!!"
"I see♡ Ahaha♡ Ahahahaha♡ Does jerking off while looking at my pussy feel good? Hm?"
"Ah♡ Y-y-yeah, feels, good♡"
Tap-tap-tap-tap-tat♡ Tap-tap-tap-tap-ta-ta-tat-tak♡
"You won’t act awkward around me anymore, right? After all I’m a woman who shows tricks like this~! Like when friends gather and talk dirty, we can be the kind of couple who talk dirty in front of each other, right? Hm~?"
Tap-tap-tap-tap-tap♡ Tap-tap-tap-tap♡
"Y-yeah, right. Honestly just now it kinda broke me… I wondered why you’d do something like that… but somehow I felt at ease…!! Realizing the Hero is a person with sexual desire who does stupid things like me!!"
"Good♡ That’s exactly it♡ Don’t tense up around me♡ Let’s get along well~♡ Hm? Hm? Now, make-up kiss~♡ Chuuu~♡"
"Yeah, y-yeah, chuuu… chuuu… mmph… nnghnnngh… nngh~♡"
"Chup-chu♡ Chup♡ Chuuuup♡ Tsuup~♡ Ahhhmp♡ Nngh♡ Nnngh~♡"
Except for when the Hero had been collapsed, this was clearly their first kiss, yet it was done simply without any special tension. On top of that, while his cock was being vigorously jerked—tap-tap-tap-tap♡ tap-tap-tap♡—they shared a deep kiss, and finally the cock fully erect and poured out semen with a glug♡.
"Ah~♡ It came out~♡ Looks like the cock forgave me too♡"
"It’s true…"
"Hehe, was my idiotic act that funny?"
"It was funny… She’s my future wife… yet she can look that pathetic… it was kinda hot……"
"I see~♡ Then starting tomorrow let’s do what Tanjelo wants♡ Since Tanjelo has no confidence, you’ll give me orders and make me do weird disgraceful commands to build your manliness♡ Then you won’t act awkward around other women anymore♡"
"Is that okay?"
"It’s fine♡ I’m your wife after all♡ Any stupid command is fine… You saw just now, right? I can do stupid things like that, so I can’t do other things?"
"That’s… right…… yeah… that’s true………"
She’d done the stupid thing of smoking cigarettes with her urethra and blowing smoke from her anus. If she showed this much disgrace from the start, other commands wouldn’t be hard. Considering that all of this was done under Noa’s orders, the problem was that even Tanjelo was in the palm of her hand.
"Then let’s do it… If you don’t do it for me it’ll be bad…… really bad………"
"………?"
For a moment the Hero’s gaze turned to Noa.
………What would happen if Tanjelo didn’t go along?
Would that monster of a maid forgive her?
Thinking of the hell she’d fall into for a month if she made a mistake…… this kind of disgrace………
"…Hero?"
"Hehe, hm? It’s nothing. It’s fine, I told you."
"But even if you say let’s do it, nothing comes to mind right away…"
"Then I’ll show you my other personal skills♡ Hey, this is a secret♡ I’ve also lost to the Demon King’s army once or twice, so I learned some pretty intense tricks then♡ I’ll reenact the disgraceful show from when I was desperately begging for my life♡ How about it♡ Want to see♡"
"O-oh, aaah, there was something like that too?"
"Yeah yeah♡ White flag with the pussy♡ Blue flag with the anus♡ Naked blue-and-white flag waving while doing pussy-shaking dance♡ I desperately shook them until my comrades came, begging for my life♡ Nnhehe♡ Now, like thiiis~♡"
I want to live.
If she crossed that maid named Noa, this time her heart would truly die.
"Nnhaahngh~♡"
Following the tiny survival instinct remaining in her drug-soaked mind, the Hero showed yet another new disgrace.
"Tanjelo-sama. As you can see, the Hero is no longer above you. She is not even someone to admire. You can see the reality, right? —She is a frail female. She is also an idiot who will shove flags into her pussy and shake them if it means surviving."
"Nngh♡ Oh♡ That’s right♡ Exactly♡ A frail female who’ll do anything to live♡ That’s me♡"
Flutter-flutter♡ Flutter-flutter♡
The Hero happily shook the things Noa had brought with her pussy and rear.
"Now, Tanjelo♡ Hurry and order me♡ Which flag should I raise♡"
"Aaaah, th-the blue one!"
"Ei~♡ Here it is~♡"
"Now the white one!"
"Eiii~♡ White flag~♡"
"What happens if I tell you to raise both?"
"Then like this~♡ Ei~♡"
The Hero buried her face in the bed, raised her pussy high so both flags could stick up, and spread her legs wide in a doggy pose so the flags wouldn’t be hidden. The sheer shame of what she was doing brought tears to her eyes and she was just about to regain her senses when—
"Oh dear… That won’t do… You should have been taking deep drags of the cigarette regularly, no?"
"Nnghoooooong~?! Kueh-huuuuugh~!"
"N-Noa-san?"
She jammed cigarettes into the Hero’s nostrils again. Apparently Noa loved tormenting the Hero like this most of all. Thanks to that, an idiot bitch was born who had flags shoved in her pussy, spinning them around, with cigarettes jammed up her nose.
"Hwaaang~♡ Nnghooonh♡ Nngh♡ Uhngh~♡ Phwaaaaaaaaaaah~♡ Phwaaah~♡"
Smoke that went in through the nose came out the mouth.
She looked like a dragon that had eaten coal.
"Whoa… this is too much…"
"For saying that, you’re erect. Enjoying tormenting a woman is a good tendency. Well then, this time young master should try it himself. Rather than just giving orders, shoving them in yourself is also a form of entertainment."
"Th-then… like earlier…"
Psh♡ Pyu♡ Byupsh♡
"Nheoooooooooooh♡ Ohoong♡ Ohaoooooooh~♡ Hoaahhhhhh~♡"
He jammed cigarettes into the urethra, pussy, and asshole of the Hero who had barely managed to stand. The blue and white flags shoved into pussy and anus fluttered, and the cigarettes jammed into the three holes and nostrils smoked away, thoroughly destroying the Hero’s dignity and turning her into an idiot bitch performing disgraceful tricks.
"O-ooooh, even in this state the cigarettes don’t fall out…?"
"How about giving orders like this?"
"Ah! Next, white flag~!"
"—Uhoaahnnngh♡ Wh-white flaaag~♡"
"Next, blue flag~!"
"Blue flaaaaag~♡"
"White flag~!"
"White flaaag~♡"
"Blue flag!"
"Blue flaaaaag~♡"
"White flag!"
"White flaaaaag~♡"
"Blue flag!"
"Blue flaaag~♡"
Every time she heard an order the Hero switched poses—pussy with white flag forward, ass with blue flag back—repeatedly, while puffing narcotic cigarettes from every hole—puff-puff♡ puff-puff♡. Thanks to that the mind that had been about to return flew away again. The perverted brainwashing had already been ongoing, and with today’s events it seemed finished; her heart was almost completely worn away.
"Oheeeeeeh♡ Ohet♡ Uhueeeeeh~♡ Kit… kiit… it’s burning♡ Kuhik♡ Nngh♡"
Smoke-smoke~♡ Smoke-smoke~♡
Crackle♡
Jingle-jingle-jinglaang~♡
Every time the cigarettes in the holes burned down she trembled and climaxed. Even in this state the bells on her clitoris jingled along, so the obscenity went beyond the limit. Thanks to that, even accounting for being high on drugs, Tanjelo no longer found the Hero scary.
"Your face looks like a monkey’s~! Ahaha~! Too funny~! That Hero making a face like this~! Gahahahaha~!"
"Does it please you?"
"Yeah yeah~! I love it~! I’m not scared of the Hero anymore~! At first I wondered if we had to go this far, but it was just like the Hero said! Once the admiration disappeared she looks really lovable! Right now I feel like I can marry her as equals!"
"Is that so. Then I’m glad. This time she won’t hit Tanjelo-sama even if she comes to her senses, so please rest easy…… and since the timing is good, how about changing the form of address?"
"Form of address?"
"Yes. You can’t keep calling her ‘Hero’ forever. Now that you’re lovers, let’s try calling her by a pet name. Even a somewhat comical nickname works if it’s a pet name…… Ah, Hero, how would you like to be called?"
"……Hhet? He…… hehet… I… want to fill Tanjelo’s self-esteem so… call me… a performer…… Until marriage… you can call me that… it’s fiiine……"
"Performer…? Aaah, because of what you were doing just now?"
"Yeah~♡ Call me pussy clown… hurry… call me…… call me……… while saying ‘come here’… call me like a dog……"
"Th-then……"
Tanjelo called.
"Come here. Pussy clown."
"Yeees… yes… here, pussy performer, pussy clown has arrived~♡ Master♡ What kind of pussy tricks shall I show today~♡ Het, hek, hehehet, hek~♡ Just give the order~♡"
When her master called, the pussy-performer Hero spread her legs and came even closer.
The bell on her clitoris jingle-jingle~♡
The blue and white flags stuck in her pussy flutter-flutter~♡
The cigarettes jammed in both nostrils and three holes pop-pop~♡
Anyone could see she was a pro in this field, so it seemed there was nothing more to teach, but…
"Starting tomorrow we’ll change the outfit. We’ll dress her in clothes more fitting for a pussy clown and put on clown-like makeup. Her tricks are still lacking… I see. We’ll try educating her to the point she can produce pigeons from her pussy. Or pull a knife from her asshole—there’s still a lot to teach."
"This already doesn’t feel like bridal lessons…"
"Of course, I intend to teach that in between as well. Personally I’d like to have her show pussy-sex tricks, but it’s better to save that until after marriage."
"Ah……"
He felt disappointed at those words, but conversely the Hero who had fallen into a pussy clown stuck out her tongue and smiled happily.
"I still have my secret special skill left♡"
"Eh, what is it?"
"From now until tomorrow morning, the trick where a cock goes into my mouth and disappears♡ The trick where even if you try to pull the cock out of my mouth-pussy it never comes out♡ The trick where all the perverted juice in the balls goes down my throat♡ The trick that makes you fall in love with me♡"
"Aaaah~?! That, don’t tell me—"
"Yeah, back then you said you wanted to use my mouth as panties♡ Fine♡ I’ll also perform the trick where my mouth-pussy becomes panties♡ Please enjoy it all night♡"
"O-ooooh, ooooh~?! Hwaaaaah~!"
This time the Hero allowed it with consciousness remaining.
The only thing not permitted was the pussy.
But knowing how perfect the Hero’s mouth-pussy was, he had no lingering attachment to the real thing.
"Well then, please enjoy yourselves leisurely this time…"
""────────────♡♡♡♡""
Watching them roll around on the bed, Noa opened the door and left just like before. Realizing she hadn’t made a mistake this time, she returned to the main house even at this late hour to find clothes for the Hero to wear. The family head Ozel was still awake at this hour; he got angry about his son not returning and told Noa they should dispose of the Hero, but she had an entirely different thought.
I went to the trouble of turning the Hero into a pussy clown, so killing her right away would be too wasteful. It would be best to show the family head the results as soon as possible.
Thinking that if she made her perform pussy tricks in front of him he would also calm down, she revised the cross-section diagram floating above her head and decided to find even more obscene clown clothes. Fortunately the Tripoli family had many old clothes so it wasn’t hard to obtain them, and starting the next day the Hero’s outfit would change dramatically.
The Hero’s shame.
The end of her life.
Into the form of a true pussy clown that even human scum would find embarrassing.