Chapter 22
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Translator: Ryuma
Chapter: 22
Chapter Title: Special Deal
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“Summoning scroll, summoning scroll. Where did you hear about that? From your avatar’s abilities?”
“You’re talking too much. Are you giving it or not?”
“…If you save more than 101 people, I’ll give you the Sword of Heaven’s Fist (A) instead of the Heaven-Shaking Mace. Plus, one blue coin for every 10 people. And don’t haggle with me.”
Azazel’s feet dug into the ground, and the earth trembled faintly.
“Anything more is an insult to me….”
“Guess I’ll have to kill them all.”
Gonghyeok muttered languidly.
It was as calm as saying, “I’m just going out for some ramen.” That’s why it took Azazel a moment to process.
“What?”
“I’m going to kill all the humans on the first floor.”
A brief silence spread.
“Ha, haha. Your bluffing knows no bounds. Among them are your comrades and your little sister, like Ha Yeonsi….”
“I’m killing them all, though?”
“….”
“Let me say it again. Ah, I’m craving a smoke.”
Gonghyeok tapped the mask’s nose with his dangling broken arm, as if his mouth felt empty.
“Everyone except me. I’ll slaughter them all. You think I can’t?”
“Ah….”
Azazel could clearly see it in his eyes beyond the mask. The vivid sneer.
I’m going to kill them all.
Gonghyeok turned and headed out of the village.
“Wait just one day. I’ll hit the northern waterfall dungeon right now. Roughly kill some, then get a massacre achievement from Lilianne. If I play nice with her, she’ll probably hand over the Necromancer King’s spell bead. The best one was already taken by that guy, so it wasn’t great….”
“W-wait a moment, you worm.”
Azazel’s tone had changed. She was clearly flustered.
“Ah, whatever. I’m killing them all. Gonna smash their skulls and check if their hearts are pretty.”
Whoosh. As Gonghyeok reached the village entrance, Azazel landed in front of him.
“Are you… on our side? Will you fight for us angels and your humanity?”
Gonghyeok scratched his ear in his usual thuggish manner.
“You really can’t understand people, huh? It depends on what you do.”
Azazel bit her lip hard. Tears welled up slightly in her beautiful face, making her look utterly pitiful.
Gonghyeok sighed from inside the mask.
“Azazel, don’t be so rigid. After this summoning, there aren’t any decent humans left. They all missed the bus. I’m the last one. Don’t screw up and hand it over to some worthless human who missed the final ride.”
That’s what happened in the past. They waited for a perfect human with both ability and character, missed the timing, and ended up choosing a decent guy with good personality but lacking skills—from the 11th mass summoning three years later.
That guy couldn’t even escape the 10th floor. He dropped the Spirit Summoning Scroll to the demons or got captured by rampaging necromancers and became a top-grade sacrifice for death god summoning.
It was a skillbook meant to be the ultimate counter to utterly crush demon legions and necromancers.
“Even if I hand it to you, is that good?”
“Yeah. I’ll smash the skulls of those traitorous scum who sold out to the demons instead of our Azazel.”
“….”
He ignored what sounded like a sniffle.
[The Archangel of Weapons, Azazel, is rewriting the quest.]
[The final reward for the 100-Person Survival Quest has been changed.]
[The Heaven-Shaking Mace (B+), Skill Coin Book (B) Thunderclap Scroll, and 5 blue coins have been removed.]
[A new reward, the first half (1/3) of the Spirit Summoning Scroll (Unique SS) Skill Coin Book, has been added.]
Gonghyeok grinned broadly inside the mask.
“As expected, our Azazel is kind. Smart. Cute. I like Azazel the best.”
Gonghyeok’s hand reached toward Azazel’s head.
“Don’t pet my head with your filthy hand, worm. I’ll kill you.”
“Then kill me.”
In an instant, all sound in the world vanished.
Space itself erased an inch from Gonghyeok’s side. From the village to the world’s edge, everything vanished cleanly. No trace of mountains or terrain remained, and even the Great River Capital Dungeon 15km away was permanently obliterated.
“See? You can’t.”
“…. I’ll kill you.”
Gonghyeok ruffled Azazel’s trembling head wildly. Somewhere, frivolous laughter echoed.
“Puhihihi. Ah, you’re so fun.”
It was Lilianne, the succubus whose approach order had lifted yesterday.
“Hehehe, hihihi.”
Lilianne, who kept giggling foolishly, lightly perched on Gonghyeok’s shoulder.
“You did better than expected. I’ll forget about last time. Now, shall we check the completed quests?”
[You have completed the Demon Realm Quest ‘Kill 10 on Floor 1.’]
[Reward: 5 indigo coins and ‘Invisibility Potion.’]
[You have completed the Demon Realm Quest ‘Kill 20 on Floor 1.’]
[Reward: 10 indigo coins and….]
[You have completed the Demon Realm Quest ‘Kill 30 on Floor 1.’…….]
“Now, time for the village massacre bonus. Hehe, how’s this?”
A sword dripping with dark energy appeared in Lilianne’s hand.
“The Demon Sword Grimsides. Normally impossible to get on Floor 1, but consider it a hidden reward. Oh, and this is my personal gift.”
Lilianne leaned in to kiss Gonghyeok’s forehead…
But a palm roughly shoved her lips away.
“No thanks. Granny.”
“Huh?”
“I don’t want the sword. Give me something else.”
Veins bulged on the back of her hand, nearly ripping out Gonghyeok’s nape, but Lilianne endured with demonic patience.
“Ha ha ha. This human’s hopeless. You don’t know your place….”
“There’s an angel right next to us. Cast a soundproof spell and talk separately?”
“…Soundproof.”
She distanced herself from the crouching, sniffling Azazel. Gonghyeok pulled a usable chair from a collapsed house and lounged in it.
“No sword. Give me an accessory.”
“You’re insane. No way. Absolutely not.”
Lilianne glared with flames blazing in both eyes.
The Demon Sword Grimsides was an A+ grade weapon, worth her bragging. But Gonghyeok’s Ignition Booster rapidly consumed weapon durability with its explosive power. He couldn’t use one weapon for long, so accessories that always applied effects regardless of weapon were better. And the biggest reason was…
Gonghyeok just hated sticking to one weapon for too long.
“You think I’m like that clueless angel who doesn’t know the world? Even I crawled up from the bottom of Babel over the past 600 years….”
“Yeah, yeah, 600-year-old granny who wasted her life. You said you’d forget last time? I haven’t. What now?”
“You really need to see blood to learn, huh. You think I can’t touch you here….”
“One of the rules clearly says demons can’t harm humans or force actions.”
Gonghyeok slammed his chains down and shot Lilianne a cheeky glare.
“What about my 3,000 coins?”
“3,000 coins? Why me….”
“When you came to the Hellgate Labyrinth to give rewards, you blew up the corpses and coins, remember?”
“Corpses? Oh, ohhh~ That?”
Lilianne, who hadn’t remembered at first, trailed off as it dawned on her.
“Man~ What if I formally complain to Azazel and the admin angels? It’d go straight to the Demon King and Metatron for rule violation, right?”
“Uh, ah, yeah. Probably? Hehehe.”
“The Demon King would rage and smash his castle~ And Cluesti would clap for our Lilianne doing well.”
Lilianne recalled Cluesti of the Thunderlight Pursuer clapping excitedly as usual. Lightning crackling terrifyingly between those claps.
Lilianne wagged her tail and clung lightly to Gonghyeok’s shoulder. Her fingers caressed his collarbone.
“Ah, oppa. Why are you like this~ 3,000 coins? Oh dear, that’s nothing. I’ll give them right now. I meant to then, but you called Sandalphon….”
“Don’t need it. Give me an accessory. Or I’ll tell.”
“Ah, accessory? Yes, of course. Here’s the Amulet of Binding….”
“Not that cheap crap, you whore. It needs bloodsuck or mana collection functions.”
Lilianne was speechless at Gonghyeok’s abuse.
“Ah, um. Something like that would be at least A-grade accessory….”
Giving an A-grade accessory as a bonus item was blatant overreach. Normally, you’d need at least 100 to 150 kills for that.
A dangerous tug-of-war between discipline and overreach played out in Lilianne’s mind.
“Lilianne, the Vampire Princess Ring, and we can both slide by smoothly.”
“Oppa! No, that’d be the end for me!”
“I know, I know. You think I don’t get your situation?”
Gonghyeok pulled the pouting Lilianne into an embrace and whispered lover-like into her ear.
“I’ll kill 100 more up to Floor 3.”
“Yes?”
“Oppa doesn’t want long talks. I’ll kill 100 more up to Floor 3. Hand it over quietly.”
100 up to Floor 3—lives from the stronger survivors of Floors 2 and 3 held more value than Floor 1’s 100. A strange smile crept onto Lilianne’s face.
“You’re not on the angels’ side after all, huh?”
“That depends.”
Gonghyeok said something familiar.
“On what you do.”