I Moved House. Straight to the Place with the F-Cups.
I wrapped things up quickly. Whenever it got too tough, I pulled out the bicycle, cranked the speaker, and bolted. If I drew aggro, the zombies naturally cleared a path behind me.
Clearing the school went even faster. Once everyone was inside the barrier, they’d be safe. I just needed to carve out a decent route, set up the speakers, and then bring the girls over before turning them on. By the time I realized it was more efficient to play the Pied Piper myself—riding the bike with the speaker in hand—the cleanup was already done.
After a few twists and turns, I finally got all my women to the school. Everyone except the café girl, that is.
“Welcome~!”
When some crazy red-haired bitch greeted me instead of the student teacher, I was momentarily thrown off. But she was wearing a school uniform, so I just rolled with it.
Damn, I really am weak to kids.
Soon after, Kang Dayeon appeared in front of me.
“Welcome back… Is the situation outside really that bad…?”
“I’ll explain everything slowly. First, show us where we’re sleeping. We need three rooms. One can be a bit separated from the others.”
“Ah… Yes. Liv, please guide them.”
“Understood~!”
The redhead looked like a foreigner and must’ve learned Korean wrong, because she ended every sentence with “~!”. It made me seriously question the quality of the teachers at this high school.
I made sure all my women were safely inside first. No way in hell was I just going to trust these people with them. I gave strict instructions to the only two I could rely on—Jihye and Heejung—then headed back outside.
The 23-year-old virgin with F-cup breasts, Kang Dayeon, was waiting for me.
“I’m heading out for a bit.”
“Ah… Yes. There was one person missing. Are you going to bring her?”
“Yeah. One more woman. Got any spare classrooms?”
“We have quite a few since some of us are sharing rooms with friends.”
“Got it. See you later. Take care of yourself too.”
Because I’m gonna fuck you soon.
“Y-yes…”
I thought I saw Kang Dayeon’s face turn bright red, but she lowered her head so I couldn’t get a good look.
—
Once I brought the café girl to the school, the urgent problems were basically solved. All that remained was retrieving the supplies we’d gathered earlier, but it looked like I’d have to wait until the Minotaur calmed down or moved away from the area.
After the café girl was assigned her room, she started chatting with Kang Dayeon. I honestly wanted to just brush it off and move on, but she kept waiting for me.
“Hey. Don’t you have anything else to do?”
“Th-this is my job…”
“What are you so curious about? It all showed up in the status window.”
“Um… Have the monsters gotten a lot stronger? If so… the barrier might break…”
She wasn’t wrong. I’d never thought of it as an absolute defense anyway.
Kang Dayeon seemed to debate whether she should share information with me before finally speaking.
“My level is low… and I don’t have enough points… so maintaining it is possible for now, but the strength is the problem.”
Apparently the barrier’s activation, duration, and power changed depending on level and points. Right now, keeping it up at the minimum setting for twenty-four hours was already pushing her limits.
“Then why haven’t you been hunting monsters? With that ability, taking out zombies should’ve been easy, right?”
“...”
“Ha… Fuck. You owe me one now.”
“What are you going to do…?”
I handed her a chocolate bar and said,
“List this in the shop for 10,000 points. Goddamn. If I go this far and you start saying you won’t go out or whatever, I swear…”
Using the trading post would mean paying a fee, but I’d already confirmed with Jihye that we couldn’t just transfer points directly. This way, Kang Dayeon would get 9,000 points for free. She kept thanking me over and over, but I couldn’t exactly tell her to take her clothes off as thanks.
After getting some more information from me, Kang Dayeon fiddled with the barrier settings.
“If it’s like you said… I think we can hold out…”
“Good. You’d better be really fucking grateful.”
“Ah, yes… Thank you so much…”
Every time she bowed, her cleavage peeked out just a little. I kept telling her to thank me. I must’ve watched it happen about a hundred times.
The problem was that this wasn’t my own ability. I was just giving verbal instructions and having her adjust the barrier strength based on that. There was no way to be sure it would actually work.
In the end, I decided to head out myself and change the Minotaur’s path of advance.
Why me, you ask? Because some crazy bastard had made a perfectly straight, beautiful road leading right to the school.
And that crazy bastard was me.
A pretty path with no zombies, no goblins, and no people. If the Minotaur charged down that road toward the school, the walls outside the barrier’s range would collapse. At least I’d be able to see with my own eyes whether the barrier could stop it or not.
It would be a waste of points, though.
“Ha… Fuck.”
The Minotaur was visible in the distance. It had already demolished everything near Pyeonsun’s house. I couldn’t understand why it was working so hard.
As I got closer, I could see it clearly. Thick veins bulging beneath its yellowish-brown skin. It stood about three meters tall, its muscles so massive it looked like it could crush my skull with one hand. The sharp tips of the horns rising from its head looked like they could skewer me like a kebab if they so much as grazed me.
Moooooo—!
It spotted me, pawed the ground once, then lowered its head and charged at me with terrifying speed.
Acceleration.
I stepped out of its straight-line path and used Flat Cut.
Swish—!
Because it was so big, I aimed for the legs. I wanted to strip away its mobility first. The blade did cut, but it only seemed to scratch the skin. Not much blood sprayed out.
Boooom—!
Its head slammed into a nearby wall, and its body thrashed wildly. This was my chance.
I couldn’t see the back of its neck, so I poured every technique I had into the area around its heart. When the Minotaur started to pull itself free, I backed off and created distance.
If I took enough time, my strengthened body should be able to hunt it. That much was clear.
The problem was—
Sssss—
It recovered like a fucking lunatic.
This definitely wasn’t a monster meant to be taken down solo. Maybe it was designed as practice before tackling a field boss? The kind of monster you’re supposed to drain with a large-scale raid, trigger phase changes on, and pass aggro around for.
Phase change? I had no idea if it even had one. And I wasn’t about to test it.
The system kept making everything feel like a game, but this was reality. If I cut that Minotaur’s head off, phase or no phase, it would die. And the same went for me, goddammit.
I had three beautiful women back home waiting with their mouths open for my cock. No way I was dying here.
Right now it was just stupidly charging head-first, which made things easy. The moment it started thinking and acting strategically, I’d be in danger.
I made my decision quickly. I’d leave this one to them for now.
—
I checked the minimap and headed straight for the Uiwang shelter. I’d decided to shit all over their doorstep.
Moooo—!
Boom—!
Using acceleration to lure it, I figured I wouldn’t die. I kept just enough aggro to stay in control.
This is gonna take a while. Might as well check on the girls.
Minimap, women tab. Search Yu Siyoung.
“Shouldn’t have looked. Fuck.”
Still, it was kind of cute that she was masturbating while thinking of me.
One-on-one chat. Lee Jihye.
Message limited to 10 characters for confirmation of user intent.
Hmm. If I sent “I love you and thank you…” would that lead to tearful sex? But I didn’t want to piss off my noona and make her personality flip. She’s got a heavy hand, so I’d better be careful.
Savior-nim has arrived.
Confirmation complete.
[Jinwoo-nim! Did you contact me because you missed me?]
[Yeah. Slap Siyoung’s ass once for me.]
[Hehe. Okay…♡]
[We’re going to be talking a lot from now on, so it’s probably best to just keep the chat window open.]
[Understood, Jinwoo-nim…♡]
[I’m gonna be gone for a while. Everything okay on your end?]
[Yes…♡ Me and Heejung-unnie are keeping a close watch!]
[Good. I’m counting on you two. Whew. I’m a bit busy right now. I’ll come back as fast as I can.]
[Yes…♡ When you return this evening, shall I prepare my warm little pussy for you?]
[YES!!!!!!!]
Aaaah fuck. I’m so horny I need to get back fast. Just wait for me, my nice warm pussies!
Moooooo—!
Yeah, yeah, you’re excited too, huh? I’ll take you somewhere with plenty of food for you to eat.
Huh?
I was in the middle of a glowing chase with the Minotaur when the level-up notification suddenly rang out.
Why did I level up?
I glanced behind me. Looking past the furious Minotaur, I understood.
As it charged after me, it had been smashing into every zombie, goblin, and occasional orc in its path, carving out a bloody trail.
The experience from the monsters the Minotaur kills is coming to me? Isn’t that way too good to be true?
Status window, shop tab.
That told me everything. If I had killed them myself, points should have come in, but there wasn’t even a single point of change. So that wasn’t it.
Then what?
I quickly ran through my subculture knowledge in this life-or-death moment.
Karma. Contribution.
Yeah, that was it. Monsters can’t level up. No… that’s not right either. There are certain monsters that cannot level up. And if that applied to this Minotaur, then because I was nearby and had pissed it off so much…
Ah, fuck. I get it now.
It was contribution points.
That’s right. The hunting system used contribution. Even if I only had 0.1%, if the Minotaur with 99.9% contribution automatically gave it up, the experience would flow to me. Shop points only came when I landed the final blow.
Eure…
Kwaaaaaaaaang!
Fuck. That’s terrifying.
But damn, aren’t I insanely smart? Is this really Intelligence 4? Did the system measure it wrong? A secret of the system? …Nah. I just figured out one more way to use it.
Alright. Time to take this angry bull on a little tour around the neighborhood.
I changed my plan. It felt too wasteful to just dump it at the Uiwang shelter now. I needed to be flexible. Hell yeah.
—
The experience event was over.
After several laps of my touring performance, I’d gone so far that I was in an area I couldn’t find my way back to without the minimap. A lot of time had passed. The event that started at lunch had continued until it was almost late evening.
I hadn’t eaten anything while running around and I was starving to death.
The reason the event ended was because the bull had run into a troll midway, and the two of them started fighting each other. I was curious whether I’d get experience if I stayed nearby, but I didn’t check. If they suddenly went berserk, I wasn’t confident I could handle dragging two of them around.
Besides, they weren’t fighting like they were trying to kill each other. It looked more like a friendly match.
My first goal of luring it far away from the school had succeeded. My second goal of dumping it at the Uiwang shelter was abandoned.
My level had gone up by two, so I’d probably be using this cow-herding tactic often from now on. I should check what new skill I got after passing level 31, but—
Just wait for me. My nice warm pussy!
That was more important right now.