Wearing Panties and Throwing Punches Is Only for Veterans

Today my luck was strangely good. I found the ingredients for my favorite sushi, the barbed wire was easy to locate, and I even found the blonde noona. I definitely feel like I've read a novel like this before. How did it end again? I think it was something about seolleongtang. Feeling uneasy, I rushed straight back home in one go.

"Oppa~♡ You're back so fast, hehe. Were you thinking about my soft, squishy breasts?~♡ I'm always ready... Who's that behind you?"

"..."

The crazy bitch was still out of her mind.

"Ehh— Oppa, you turned her into this?!"

"Stop talking nonsense and move. ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Can't you see it's an emergency?"

I corrected one wrong point in Si-young's question.

"She's actually my noona. I'm warning you not to speak casually to her and kill the mood."

"Really? No matter how much you add, she's the same age as me..."

Knowing her main advantage was her youth, Si-young grew wary the moment I brought home the petite beauty. Heh heh. Looks like both of you have to use honorifics with me.

"Hee-jung. You know about saline drips or whatever, right?"

"Yes, Master. Please lay her down over here."

Hee-jung laid Ji-hye down on one side, checked her condition, then stripped off the old clothes and changed her into new ones. Those perky pink nipples looked delicious, but she seemed critical so I held back. I covered her with three layers of blankets, took out an ion drink, and began spoon-feeding her. I placed a towel on her forehead and carefully wiped her body with a dry one. Finally, I prepared porridge just in case she woke up. As expected, Hee-jung was a useful slave.

Unlike Hee-jung, who was quickly doing her job, Si-young kept following me around and only got in the way.

"Hey. You're distracting me, so come here."

Walking around with a wet body in this cold weather was dangerous, so I took Si-young to the bathroom and received shower service from her. The fact that I got horny halfway through, laid her on the mat, and fucked her was just a bonus.

Ji-hye, sleeping soundly, didn't look to be in good condition. I desperately wanted to fuck her, but reason held me back. Instead, I lay down beside her and received Hee-jung's service. While groping Ji-hye's small but constantly tempting breasts and enjoying the indirect sex—

"Mmm."

She opened her eyes and our gazes met. I hadn't noticed while they were closed, but her deep blue eyes looked like they held the entire ocean.

"Ahh... Sav... ior... Hup."

I slammed my lips against hers right away. Even though her body could barely move, she followed my lead, gently biting my tongue like a chunk of protein and accepting my kiss. It tasted like the ion drink I'd fed her earlier. I couldn't make out what she was saying, but the status window had clearly said she saw me as her savior, so it must have been something like that.

"Slurp— Master. ...It would be better to restore her stamina first."

"Chuu, chuu. I know, so take it all the way down your throat. Looks like I'm about to cum."

"Yes."

Slurp— The moment Hee-jung's lips swallowed my entire cock.

Spurt!

"Feed her something. I'll be back. Just in case, should I tie her hands?"

"No, Master. I will watch over her."

Nod—

"Alright then. It's one against two, so I won't lose."

Besides, she was a frail beauty. If I couldn't even handle this, surviving in this harsh world would be extremely difficult. It seemed like good practice for monitoring prisoners, so I left them and went out to handle my business.

I spread the barbed wire densely across the top of the wall and the surrounding ground. Then it was farming time again. This time I was heading out to get things for the girls.

In the morning I gathered Si-young and Hee-jung and asked.

"Do you need anything?"

"Sanitary pads!"

Ah... This perverted girl. It was ridiculous when she blurted it out with no context, but it ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠really was an important item.

"Anything else?"

"Um... Clothes and cosmetics would be nice if possible, Master."

"Me! Me! I want a game console, comic books, and novels too! There's no internet so it's so boring, oppa!"

Come to think of it, while I was running around outside, I got curious what these girls were doing at home.

"Then what did you do yesterday?"

"Yesterday... I listened to unnie's entire life story all day long! But... she's already on her twenty-sixth year... It feels like it'll end soon."

Si-young continued.

"Hehe, but we got another unnie, so it's fine for now! If oppa is tired, take it slow."

"Then you can talk about yourself."

"Me? What I've done is masturbate since I was thirteen..."

STOP!!!

"Okay, that's enough. Suddenly I don't want to hear it."

I could picture the scene where she started talking about herself only for Hee-jung to stop her.

I carried the cosmetics, sanitary pads, and other essentials home one by one. My inventory had doubled in size, so it went quickly.

When I entered the department store I moved more carefully than usual. Quite a few survivors were here, and—

Krrk?

Ha... fuck, I knew it. I had definitely been careful, but one had been outside my field of vision. While I was checking the minimap alone and scanning my surroundings, too many things demanded my attention and it slipped through a momentary gap.

Kwoooaaar!

An orc.

Wow. A muscular body that looked like it could out-bench most personal trainers. Veins bulging through the green skin. These bastards didn't even use drugs—the species itself was straight-up broken.

I'd gained some confidence after raising my stats earlier. The orc's color on the minimap had changed from yellow to green...

Clang— Fuck, while I was thinking it swung its club. Looked like the monsters had learned not to give me time to transform or think.

Clang— Clang— Rip—

I kept blocking the nonstop club strikes with my shabby knife, but the blade dulled rapidly. It wouldn't last much longer. Damn. This was green difficulty?

Every block sent the impact straight through my arms and into my whole body. The moment the orc lifted its arm again, I activated acceleration and dashed to the opposite side of the club's trajectory I'd been tracking.

Tch. Too shallow.

Clang— Crash.

God damn it. The orc swung the club in a half-circle like it was hitting a golf ball. The added rotational force beyond the normal path shattered my broken sword and struck my body.

Krrrk.

Still, I managed to disperse some of the power.

'Shop. Purchase common sword.'

I gripped the new sword like I wanted to crush it and used the brief opening after the orc's big swing to stab the nape of its neck.

Mujong Sword Techniques beginner section. There was no dedicated stab, but I poured power into the linked follow-up motion.

Shluuuck— The nape hadn't built up much muscle yet, so the blade sank deep. I'd aimed for the carotid, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠but the orc reacted in that split second. I instantly judged the situation and abandoned the sword now lodged in its clavicle.

Kwoooaaar—!

It must have hurt like hell; the orc lost its mind and began swinging the club wildly.

'Purchase common sword again.'

The orc charged like a berserk tank. Keeping a set distance and blocking its attacks seemed like the best way to reduce variables, so I parried the swinging club with my sword.

Slice— Huh?

The club was cut clean in half horizontally.

Aha, the sword had been upgraded. I should've bought it sooner. Fuck, I was forcing hard mode when I wasn't even a veteran. What a stupid mistake.

The orc tossed the severed club and swung its fist. Its reach was now much shorter—predictable. I took a backstep and exploited the opening while its upper body was twisted all the way back.

'You made a mistake not knowing who I am.'

Straight toward the orc's crotch.

"I'm the eunuch maker, you son of a bitch."

The orc's posture completely collapsed as its cock flew away. I delivered the finishing strike to its neck.

Slice— Roll... Thud—

'Ha... fuck, that was exhausting.'

After all that struggle, only twenty points. Killing a normal person gave three hundred. Fuck. Was there a bug or something? For a second I had the useless thought that killing a zombie-bitten person before they turned would net me two hundred ninety-nine points profit, but I shook my head and dismissed it.

"Daddy's home."

"Oppa, welcome back~♡"

I ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠stopped Si-young before she could cling to me.

"Wait."

My inventory was currently packed with things that would excite both Si-young and Hee-jung. Hehehe. If I revealed this, they'd serve me with everything they had, right?

Rattle—

"Woowaa♡ What is all this? Hermès? Prada! Dior! Oh my, even the new collection~♡"

As expected from a college freshman—she might not have had money, but she had plenty of knowledge. Si-young examined the luxury clothes and bags one by one, beaming. Even Hee-jung, who had stopped expressing herself much after becoming a slave, showed clear excitement.

"Here. I'll gift the same amount of luxury goods to whoever sucks my cock the most deliciously. Kkklk."

I had only taken out about half. If I dumped everything, they'd forget about me and turn the house into a sudden fashion show.

"Haa—♡ Master—♡"

Huh? The voice calling me Master didn't match Hee-jung, so I looked down. Si-young was on her knees, eagerly opening my pants. From oppa to Master just for some luxury items. I should've brought them way sooner.

Sluuuuurp— Wow, fuck. The sucking was on a whole different level. There was still a lot left; I needed to bring the rest too.