Cream Party!
Cream Party! —Click.
"Let's see... the laundry..."
Judging by the voice, it was Mom who'd come into the laundry room. Right now, I was hiding in the pitch-black bathtub of the bathroom. My heart was pounding like crazy.
Soon after, I heard Mom rustling around, followed by a puzzled voice.
"Huh? What's this stuff smeared all over the floor?"
Fuck, I'm screwed. Even if Mom was super conservative on the outside, she wasn't Lea or anything... No, even Lea would recognize that liquid as semen by now. And in this house, the only living creature capable of producing semen was me.
Sniff sniff.
Mom was smelling it. That fishy stench, the unique musky night-flower aroma—no one in this house was clueless about it anymore.
How the hell do I handle this? Mom's personality wasn't the type to outright scold me, but who knows. She might show some disgust and her stats could suddenly tank. Should've jerked off safely in my room. I wanted to sigh, but I held even that back, clawing at my hair in frustration.
I was regretting it like mad when an unexpected sound hit my ears.
—Slurp slurp.
...Huh?
...What the...?
—Slurp slurp.
"Haaah..."
—Slurp slurp.
Mom's ragged breathing and licking sounds filtered through the slightly ajar door. The breakthrough for this preseason event came from the most unexpected place.
And damn... is there anyone in this house who isn't a total slut?
The semen-feeding battle had kicked off under the guise of a preseason event. Despite my best efforts, Lea treated semen like some kind of medicine and hit her limit on how much she could take. Haena nuna, even when I secretly mixed it into her chocolate protein shake, sniffed out the fishy smell like a bloodhound and spat it right back up.
My plans bombed with Lea, who had the highest stats, and even with Haena nuna, who'd been surging lately. It was a total dead end.
That's when I was wallowing in despair. A spark of hope ignited from the least expected source: Mom's usual prim-and-proper behavior and that conservative facade.
Based on that, no one in the family—not even me—would've guessed what she was really like. Mom was a slutty bitch who secretly loved semen, despite appearances.
Of course, that realization turned what felt like a hopeless defeat in the event battle into something with real potential. Mom's stats had only ticked up slightly since the start, nothing major. And there was no way to boost them during preseason anyway.
Still, she eagerly lapped up the semen I'd splattered on the laundry room floor. I didn't see it myself, but while hiding in the tub, I heard her scraping at the floor nonstop, grunting through her nose.
And thanks to that:
Total Acquired Semen Points: 9.4ml
I managed to rack up some semen points. My opponent, though, was already over 20ml.
Opponent's Total Semen Points: 26.0ml
Nearly triple the difference. But assuming the opponent kept up their pace, reversal was still possible.
I'd been collecting semen in a small plastic bottle whenever I had a chance. Today was the end of preseason—and the day Mom and I headed to the weekend farm. The bottle had to have at least several dozen milliliters by now.
I pocketed the semen bottle and followed Mom to the field.
...
Before long, Yebin's Farm was starting to look like a proper plot, with rows taking shape.
Mom arrived at the field carrying Styrofoam boxes of cucumber and eggplant seedlings.
"Son, time to plant the seedlings, but first we need to soak the spots where they're going."
"Got it. I'll grab the watering cans."
"Yeah. Fill them at the faucet over there."
I fetched two watering cans from the shed, filled them at the faucet, and returned to the field. I handed one to Mom and started watering the holes for the seedlings one by one.
Mom bent over to water too, her plump ass straining against her baggy training pants like it was about to burst free. What a perfect size for doggy-style. How good would it feel to spank? Bet she stuck that ass out like a bitch in heat while licking my semen off the laundry floor that day. Fucking hot.
Now that I knew what Mom was really like, conquest was finally progressing.
We watered and planted for a while until things were wrapping up. That's when I floated my plan.
"Huff... haa... Mom, want me to get some water?"
"Yeah, sweetie. That'd be great."
I bolted to Mom's car, popped the trunk, and grabbed two 500ml bottled waters from the cooler I'd packed. I twisted open one, took a sip, then poured in 'Mom's favorite thing.'
I scraped every last drop—not even 0.1ml left—into it, screwed the cap back on, and shook it to mix with the water. No mistaking it for water now; it was all cloudy and milky.
Time to play it bold. Call it experience from conquering Lea and Haena nuna.
I approached Mom, resting on the bench by the field, and handed her the 'Mom's favorite' water.
"Here, Mom. 'The water you like.'"
Mom blinked at the murky bottle but quickly smiled her usual warm smile and took it.
"...Yeah. Thanks, son."
She unscrewed the cap and started gulping down 'Mom's favorite' water.
Gulp. Gulp.
I was thirsty too, so I chugged mine—clear, refreshing real water, of course.
Mom looked lost in thought, which made sense. Overthink it, and the red flags everywhere would scream.
But I was confident it'd work. It wasn't just her licking up the splatter I'd left. Crucially, she was the only one in the house who could produce that liquid, and after the laundry incident, she hadn't said a word to me.
That gave me the guts to push harder.
"Ahh, tastes like honey."
Confusion flickered across Mom's face again before vanishing.
"...Uh... yeah. It does. Haha."
We wrapped up casually and headed home. Mom drained every last drop of 'Mom's favorite' water.
Your Total Semen Points: 40.2ml
Opponent's Total Semen Points: 34.7ml
Second Season Begins!
First Preseason Ended! Results Settled!
Top Strategist of This Event: Jeong Hyeonwook
Fuck yeah. Epic last-second reversal. Thanks to Mom downing the whole bottle, I pulled off an insane comeback.
Subjugator
Tendency: Submissiveness +100pt
And I snagged a Special Coin too. True to its name, it boosted Submissiveness by a whopping 100. Would've kicked myself if I missed it.
Who to feed it to? Goody-two-shoes Lea? Or Haena nuna, who's been getting sweeter lately? Holding onto it for now.
Didn't snag first, but zero regrets. The winner probably had a heroine with a Semen Lover trait. Honestly, doesn't Mom qualify for that already? It doesn't show in her status, so maybe something else.
Especially that lingering ??? trait. Lea and Haena nuna unlocked all their special traits, but Mom—my slowest progress—is still locked. This incident probably involved it somehow...
Anyway, this season I'll develop stats and traits properly to aim for first in the next preseason. Oh, and time to bump Mom to F-rank...
Yebin Choi F-Rank Promotion Conditions:
Mental Wall ≤90 / Self-Control ≤90 / Effects 2 Total ≥100 / Tendencies Total ≥100 / Possess ≥1 trait of 1-star or higher (excluding Incest) / Special trait unlocked / Then expend all Lust to promote.
What a pain. This was why I couldn't feed Mom coins easily. Even for basic F-rank—way behind Lea and Haena nuna—the base stat thresholds were absurdly high, and the extra requirements were ridiculous compared to Lea's E-rank conditions.
I needed some clue to invest coins and hit the thresholds for promotion, but until now, I'd skimped on her stats because of these impossible demands.
But this preseason lucked out—I figured out what Mom's really like, and she's worth investing in. Yebin Choi, you slutty bitch. Bet you were drooling pussy juice while slurping my cum.
First things first, since she's a horny bitch, bump her stats enough for masturbation.
Fuck... but seriously, what insane paradise awaits with walls this high? Shitty conditions, but damn if it doesn't have me hyped as hell.