Chapter 2
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 2
Chapter Title: If I Don't Fuck Her, I'll Die
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If I don't fuck her, I die.
Who'd have thought such a quest existed, but damn if it didn't.
Absolutely ridiculous.
"Pardon?"
"Don't play dumb. Spread your legs."
"I understand you're still adjusting since you only just awakened, Lord Demon King, but..."
"Didn't I say I'm the Demon King? You think a mere succubus can defy my orders?"
Yulia met my gaze and shook her head.
"Forgive me, Lord Demon King. Even if you desire me, I cannot offer myself to you."
"What?"
"If you, whose body is not yet fully formed, were to join with me, you'd lose a great deal of your energy to me."
I dropped to one knee.
"Please, withdraw your command."
What the hell is this? Lose energy to her?
Hey, status screen.
Time Limit: 1 Year
Son of a bitch.
You should've warned me this quest had a time limit!
If I'd known, I wouldn't have told her to spread her pussy.
Success Conditions:
1. Become strong enough to force yourself on her.
2. Make Yulia spread her pussy of her own accord.
Tch.
No wonder a quest I didn't recognize popped up.
So, breaking that epic quest will take some time after all.
She's making this needlessly complicated.
How nice it would be if she just spread her pussy right away.
I wanted to grab those vulgarly swollen tits with both hands, suck on them greedily with my mouth, and make her pussy drip until it was soaked.
I have to fuck that bitch to survive.
To fuck her, I need to prove myself worthy, right?
I kinda liked her cheeky attitude.
"Fine. I'll withdraw the order."
"Thank you, Lord Demon King."
When I finally prove myself worthy, it'll be fun to watch that stoic expression of hers change.
Yulia lifted her head to look at me.
"But if you desire any other woman, I shall bring her to you at once."
"No need. I'll handle that myself."
"...Understood. Forgive me."
"If you say so, then it must be."
I had no intention of arguing or bickering over whether to fuck her right now.
What mattered was how to clear this game.
If it was the game I remembered, I could just follow the standard.
'But that'd probably lead to a game over midway through.'
Which meant...
This quest was the key.
The notification about assaulting the succubus to level up.
In the original Ero Dungeon Master, the Demon King didn't level up.
Level up? Forget it.
You leveled up the dungeon and powered up the Demon King with items. That was it.
So I'd assumed it was the same here.
But the tip text below the quest message caught my eye.
The Demon King levels up stronger the more different women he fucks.
So fuck them somehow, you idiot.
The one sending these messages seemed pissed because I'd progressed without fucking the women in the game.
If that's true...
Did the Demon King turn into a pushover mid-game because I skipped the sexy scenes and just built up the dungeon?
No wonder levels didn't rise and it was all item-based setup.
I'd skipped all the RPG elements.
No wonder it was impossible to clear.
That's why I gave it a 1/10 and trashed it.
They sent me here to teach me that.
Got it.
Loud and clear.
I get why you sent me here.
Now that I'm repenting and reflecting, can you send me back?
......
No response, as expected.
Meaning they won't send me back.
"What are you thinking so deeply about?"
"Nothing. Just lost in thought."
"You said you wanted to fuck me the moment you saw me, and now you're suddenly brooding. Shall I give you more time to rest?"
"No. I'm good. That's enough."
I stood up from my seat.
No time to dawdle.
"First, let's check out the dungeon. We've wasted too much time already."
"Understood, Lord Demon King."
The tutorial event should pop soon.
Better move quick.
"Follow me. This way."
Suddenly declaring he wants to fuck me.
'As expected of Lord Demon King...'
The pinnacle of all demons.
Weakened now by seals and curses, but once the peak demon who battled the continent's other powers.
Of course he'd have this boldness.
'I can't offer myself yet, but...'
Once he regains his full power, there's no reason not to give him my body.
However.
'If he doesn't grow strong enough...'
Sealing him again would be her duty.
She committed her tasks to memory as she followed the Demon King toward the great hall.
'The tutorial quest should be popping up any moment now.'
Not that weird one about jumping her—the real tutorial quest.
This game's tutorial was simple.
Adventurers have discovered the dungeon deep in the forest. Prepare before they arrive.
Quest Reward: 2000 Fame, 3-Star Guaranteed Monster Summon Ticket
Quest received.
A dungeon in an obscure corner of the mountainside no one ever finds.
Pathetic for a Demon King's lair.
No one would ever imagine it.
That this mid-mountain dungeon in the continent's boonies is the Demon King's base.
Not even me.
I was floored when I first heard its location.
Hell, for a Demon King, shouldn't it at least be a grand castle or shrouded in ominous fog traps or something?
I'd thought that once.
The game's lore answer to my gripe?
Hundreds of years ago, the Demon King, defeated by the hero, had only enough power left to maintain this backwater dungeon.
To gather strength, he built it here and fell into a long slumber.
While he slept, Yulia the succubus maintained the dungeon.
Without her, it'd be choked with dust and moss by now.
"While you slumbered, Lord Demon King, I managed the dungeon. Your leaking demonic energy warped the area, deterring intruders, but your awakening has undone that spell."
"So humans discovered our dungeon. Right?"
"Yes. Human approaches from outside have been confirmed."
"I see."
This irritating sensation prickling my nerves was probably human mana.
Five dots drawing closer.
"Teach me how to manage the dungeon..."
"No need."
I already know.
I've seen this tutorial a million times in the game.
And how much did I tinker with dungeon layouts?
Countless failed runs, endless analysis—this dungeon was my obsession.
Sick of dungeon management.
I snapped my fingers.
Rumble rumble!
The vast cave-like dungeon shifted on its own, reshaping itself.
The open plaza twisted into narrow alleys, punctuated by large rooms.
Like a winding maze. Yulia watched in awe beside me.
"As expected of you, Lord Demon King... You grasped it without my guidance."
Familiar line.
Her dialogue when you shape paths and rooms without the tutorial.
A bit embarrassing to hear live, but it's routine.
"Now install traps in the alleys and place monsters in the rooms. Do you know how to deploy monsters as well?"
Her voice softened a touch.
Of course I do.
But this time, no monsters for me.
"No monsters or traps."
"But then you'll be exposed to enemies directly. If strong foes appear, you may have to face them yourself."
"Doesn't matter. Few can harm me."
A cringy line even to me, but a Demon King needs this gravitas, right?
It landed perfectly.
Yulia bowed deeply and continued.
"But you've only just awakened, your body not yet complete."
"You think I'll lose?"
"I would never doubt you, Lord Demon King!"
She knelt, begging forgiveness.
A beauty on her knees—quite the sight.
I admired her deep cleavage for a moment. Succubus perks? A stunning valley.
Sweat trickled down it, right in view.
'Damn.'
Did I always love cleavage sweat this much?
One look and my crotch throbbed.
Never noticed in the game, but this Demon King body...
Insanely virile. Total pervert.
A dirty thought and bam—rock hard.
"Enough. I don't doubt your loyalty."
"Th-thank you."
She was just advising out of concern.
No desire to punish her.
Why no summons?
Beating the tutorial adventurers without any gives extra rewards.
Ridiculous system.
Tells you to summon, then bonuses you more for not doing it.
'Contradictory like getting stronger from porn scenes.'
Infuriating design.
When in Rome, as they say. Dropped here by the game, so play by game rules.
But not forever.
'Think you can just jerk me around?'
You summoned me willy-nilly? Deal with my bullshit too.
After I power up, of course.
Tutorial adventurers are weak enough to clear without summons.
Just wait.
Key is: don't let them leave alive.
Bury them here forever so the Demon King rumor doesn't spread.
'Traps and monsters make that unnecessary, but whatever.'
Dungeon reshaped, I sat on the boss room throne, awaiting adventurers.
"Yulia."
"Yes, Lord Demon King."
"Stay here. If they come, I'll greet them personally."
"Understood."
Five adventurers invading the dungeon.
Two melee warriors, one mage, one archer, one cleric.
Textbook party.
Two tanks, two DPS, one healer/buffer.
Perfectly balanced team and gender-wise.
'One warrior and the cleric are women.'
Tutorial: Stop the Adventurer Party
Adventurers passing by discovered the dungeon now that the Demon King has awakened and the disguise is lifted. Stop all who dare enter the Demon King's dungeon.
🎁 Reward: 2000 Fame, 3-Star Guaranteed Monster Summon Ticket
Perfect.
I love reliably clearing quests like this.
I felt them step into the dungeon.
The foul human mana thickened.
"I'm off."
"I'll await your return."
With her polite bow, I left the boss room.
How would real-life adventurers fight, unlike in the game?
Could I really kill them?
Half excited, half worried.
Thrilled, I went to meet the intruders.