You're Sending Me Off Like This?

BANG BANG BANG—!!!

Unlike yesterday, the pounding on the door was violent.

"You in there?"

The landlady, who had come running in a fury over Park Geonwoo's rent problem.

BANG BANG BANG—!!!

"Jeez, yeah~ I'm coming out!!"

The sound was on a completely different level from yesterday's gentle knock.

And yet, on Park Geonwoo's face there was a smile rather than worry, fear, or irritation.

Thud thud—

So Geonwoo, still smiling, opened the door—and the landlady shoved her way in with startling force.

Creak—!

Whoosh—!!

Flail flail—!!

"Hey, Geonwoo, you brat!!!"

"C-calm down, ma'am."

"Calm down? Do I look calm to you right now? Where's my rent!!!!"

"Ah... ahaha..."

"You're... laughing? Are you insane? I'll throw you out right now, I swear!"

Park Geonwoo laughed.

Why?

Since when did fulfilling a Hypnosis Prerequisite come this easy?

Sure, it was condition 2 instead of condition 1—but who cared?

Thanks to her being worked up from the very start, Geonwoo had fulfilled the requirement without lifting a finger.

Of course he laughed. What was he supposed to do—cry?

'Kkuk khek, this is unreal.'

Oblivious to Geonwoo's inner thoughts, Kim Sukja was flabbergasted.

"Hey!!! I'm asking if you seriously think this is funny! Are you out of your mind right now?"

"Ma'am, it's not that, but... the rent..."

"The rent, what!! You!! Pay it! Obviously you pay it!!"

"Y-yeah, of course... but that's one thing, and yesterday you apologized to me butt-naked, remember?"

"So? What about it?"

You apologized like that yesterday, and now you're pulling this again today?

"Look, if you apologized already, why are you yelling at me again..."

"Apology is apology! Rent is rent!!!"

"If you can apologize naked, then..."

"What about it!!! What, you're supposed to apologize fully dressed?"

"...I'm sorry, what?"

Good grief...

He was starting to want to hit Level 50 right this second...

With every passing second of conversation, the ten-minute window kept shrinking.

'Yeah, yeah. Just six more minutes and we're golden.'

"By the way... can't it wait just one month?"

"Absolutely not!!!"

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Even though he had nothing left to say, Geonwoo kept the conversation going with the landlady.

But then—

The moment only thirty seconds remained!!!

"That's enough! Pay it, no excuses. Got it?"

Whoosh—!!

In an instant the landlady spun on her heel to get away from him, and a panicked Geonwoo rushed after her, and before he even knew what he was doing, he grabbed hold of her from behind in a bear hug.

Scramble—

Grab—!! Squish—!!

"M-ma'am, please... please just give me one month!!!"

"Wh-what do you think you're... are you crazy? Don't touch there!!! Let, let go of me right now!!!"

"N-no way!! Please... just one month... one month!!!"

"Eeek... let, let go!!!"

Geonwoo begged.

He had no idea what part of her he was even clinging to.

And no wonder—the landlady had a body on the level of a panda.

Big everywhere, jiggling everywhere, soft and squishy everywhere.

So there stood Geonwoo, eyes squeezed shut, hands wrapped around something—anything—as he begged and begged again, waiting only for time to run out.

"Please... just one month!!!"

"Eeek... I'm calling the po—?"

That instant!

The moment Kim Sukja finally cracked and tried to utter the word 'police'—

Ping—!

"Fine, fine, so let go already."

"...I'm sorry?"

Kim Sukja's attitude flipped on a dime.

"Let go of me first, young man."

"Ah... yes, ma'am..."

Startled by her sudden change in demeanor, Geonwoo hurriedly checked the translucent system window floating before his eyes—and at that exact moment—

Smirk—

'Haahh... it actually works...?'

Geonwoo could see it.

"Ha... haha... hahahaha!"

This was truly...

insane luck.

With every condition fulfilled, the hypnosis began—and Kim Sukja's attitude under its spell flipped a full 180 degrees.

And so began the hypnosis Geonwoo himself had written:

[Shake your naked body for 10 minutes]

It didn't matter how, or where.

All she had to do was shake her body for ten minutes.

"Alright then. In exchange for pushing your rent back one month, I have ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠a favor to ask."

"Of course, whatever you need."

"I've been learning to dance lately. I'll show you—give it a rating."

"Yes sir!!"

Did he need a pretext?

Or was the pretext something the system had injected?

Who knew.

No need to know.

A successful hypnosis command would be carried out, no matter what.

"Okay, I'll get undressed then."

"Yes sir!!"

Stripping again, right after yesterday.

Having already seen her body once yesterday, Geonwoo didn't flinch this time—he studied her closely, and found himself surprised all over again.

"Wow... your breasts are seriously huge, ma'am."

"They're so big they're a medical problem."

Huge.

Maybe it was just because she was overweight—but still, they were really big.

Short in stature, a jar-shaped figure, and a pair of colossal udders perched on top.

Rustle—

Shk—!

"All undressed. Now let's shake it."

"Yes sir!!"

Fully naked.

Once again, the landlady stripped bare.

Unlike yesterday, she'd been wearing jeans and a knit sweater, and she'd grunted with effort wrestling the jeans off—but she got there in the end.

Her underwear was nothing special.

Perhaps because her breasts were so massive they went beyond merely large?

Her underwear was just a pale pink set with no pattern at all.

Having shed her bra and panties alike, the landlady slowly began to shake her body.

Jiggle jiggle—

"Whoa...."

He had no idea what kind of dance it was.

Tour-bus disco dance?

No clue.

It wasn't really dancing—she was just shaking.

And as the landlady began swaying her body, blood rushed uncontrollably to Geonwoo's lower half.

The landlady's enormous udders filling and dazzling his field of vision.

The surprisingly large nipples crowning those udders.

And in contrast to the chest—the wobbling belly fat, and the ass and thighs that quivered at the slightest movement.

"God, this is actually hot..."

Embarrassing, but he was turned on.

Couldn't be helped.

Sure, someone might ask why a fifty-something body aroused him—but in this situation, anyone would be.

Especially a guy in his twenties.

Jiggle jiggle—

Sway sway—

Jiggle jiggle—!!

More than five minutes into the landlady's swaying,

Trickle—

"Huh...?"

Drops of sweat began streaming down every part of her body—and started splashing onto him.

Gulp—

A situation maddening enough to drive him insane.

But the hypnosis command only went this far.

Since he had no idea what might happen, Geonwoo didn't dare attempt anything more.

Well—except,

'Would it be okay to... save this as a video?'

He just really wanted to keep a copy, that was all.

"Whew... hahh... hahh... th-that's enough!"

And so ten minutes passed.

Having shaken her body nonstop for ten straight minutes, the landlady was panting, drenched in sweat—and she looked utterly delicious.

And at that moment!!

"Wh-what did I just....?"

Geonwoo knew for certain: what was coming had finally come.

His current level was a measly 1.

Which meant the landlady had no comprehension of why she'd just done something so insane.

"M-ma'am...?"

He called out to the landlady, whose thoughts had frozen as if time itself had stopped—and at that instant—

Flail—

"Eyes—take your eyes off me right now, you pervert!!!!"

The landlady's thunderous scream made Geonwoo's head whip away.

'Kkuk khek, so what? You stripped all on your own, didn't you?'

Yeah, she'd be mortified.

But so what?

What was he supposed to do about it?

"Wh-what did I just... no, why on earth did I...? Park Geonwoo... if you breathe a word of this to anyone, I will kill you. Understood?"

"Yes ma'am!!"

"Eeek... pay the rent, now!!"

"Yes ma'am!"

Mission accomplished, Geonwoo turned his back and waited for the landlady to get dressed—and a moment later—

WHAM—!

"MOVE!!!"

The massive squishiness slammed into his back, and Geonwoo hastily stumbled aside, drinking in the sight of his landlady's fleeing silhouette.

Creak—!

SLAM—!!!!

"Jeez, you almost broke the door down. Ma'am, it was a lovely show—tits and all."

Yes, he'd enjoyed the view thoroughly.

Now it was time to examine the system properly again.

"Let's see here..."

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"Ohhh! That's the stuff!! PUHAHAHAHA!"

He'd done it.

True, he'd leveled up thanks to the bonus EXP from his first achievement—but even so, leveling this fast felt entirely sustainable.

He now had 150 Points in total.

But before anything else, Geonwoo selected another hypnosis target.

"They say pull when they push. Here we go. Register target: Mihee!!"

"Jeez... three conditions. Well, I can knock out two and three together. Let's go, then."

Geonwoo fired off a text to Mihee.

Lee Mihee.

They were neither close nor distant—or rather, they were worlds apart.

But she was kind enough by nature that she wouldn't refuse his request, and sure enough, her reply was a yes.

"Alright. Let's do this."

His junior from college, whom he hadn't seen in ages.

Geonwoo's steps were light, and since he already knew her laugh triggers, fulfilling these prerequisites looked to be no trouble at all.

That is—right up until he stepped onto the bus stop platform.

"Phew..."

Geonwoo arrived at the platform to catch his bus.

And toward him...

ROOOOAAAR— SCREEEECH—!!

"Urk?!"

A truck came barreling at him like a madman, and a startled Geonwoo dodged it with lightning-quick reflexes.

"Ho-holy crap...!!"

Dash— skrrt pattering skid—!!

Park Geonwoo struck a magnificent hero landing pose.

And before his eyes, a window appeared.

"What....? Earth has a god?"

What a joke.

A god got angry? Why? Out of nowhere?

A situation he couldn't begin to understand.

What on earth had he even done?

He'd only just gotten a special ability and was starting to cash in on it—and before he'd even begun, a god was supposedly furious?

"And? What are you gonna do about it, huh?!!"

The sheer absurdity of it.

Geonwoo screamed up at the sky—and in that instant—

the utility pole he'd just dodged began to topple.

"Uh-uh-uh-oh? You've got to be shitting me... no way...?"

With no other choice, Geonwoo flung himself toward the road to escape the falling pole—and in that instant—

VROOOOM—

SCREEEECH— CRRAAASH!!!

"Fuck.... you've got to be kidding me. A truck-kun cliché, here...?"

He got hit by yet another truck.

"Fuck...."

And so, without ever getting to do anything at all, Park Geonwoo...

closed his eyes.

Sole user of the System. Park Geonwoo — deceased.