Hi, Aon here.
Anyway, this is a quick reaction thread for the videos below. I’m not bringing the teaser because it was fucking awful, haha.
[ENG][PRE-RELEASE VIDEO/EP.1] ♬ ZER01 - 0UTR01 │ 90-second performance (Short Ver.) + interview │
(https://newtu.be/1xzf7102Abn)
The performance video is fucking exactly why I love Zero One. The concept is insane from the jump—the choreography is sharp, but the hair, makeup, and styling are all messy and disheveled, which is such a wild contrast and I love it.
I won’t say any more. Watch it and you’ll get why I’m acting like this, yeah.
[ENG][PRE-RELEASE VIDEO/EP.1] ★ First Meeting ★ Who on earth are these Ks?!
(https://newtu.be/iNa3P10453Z)
“Who on earth are these Ks?!” As if. Fuck, I’m getting pissed again. The thumbnail is so pretty I’m giving in. Damn, I swore I’d never help those Knet bastards’ ratings, but this changed my mind. I’m a total reed, sorry lol;
I grabbed screenshots of the Zero One boys because the few seconds they showed in the pre-release video were so completely, perfectly them that it was adorable.
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Looks like DogWoo already knew some people in the same industry, and he seems close with the DTD guys too. Look at him smiling so brightly—why is my high school first love here? Seriously, if you leave out DogWoo or Angel, our kids probably barely know any celebrity friends at all...(((((Zero One)))))
GoYoung and Angel are wandering around side by side, bowing over and over like perfect little etiquette machines. Angel starts talking first without any awkwardness at all and looks totally natural, while GoYoung is the real greeting bot—he only greets people honestly, but why does he bow so deeply and with so much care? lol. Even though it’s the same greeting, the two of them give off completely different vibes, and they’re so cute T_T
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lol, I genuinely thought they were meditating. The background music with the monk-block sound is fucking ridiculous, I can’t lololol. How can they not blink once or move at all? T_T If they keep their mouths shut and sit still like that, they already give off the kind of vibe that makes people hesitate to talk to them, you know? If you look closely, the other groups are glancing over too. Ah, my babies, fuck, they’re such gentle little sweethearts—what if people misunderstand them for no reason? Honestly, I was a little worried. But then—
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Q. Is there anything you’re worried about?
?: Exceptional talents are appearing, and... [truncated] ... Also, the members are all shy around strangers, so they don’t talk much. I’m worried people might misunderstand them. After all... (silence) we’re on the same team, so of course I can’t help paying attention. Haha.
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After seeing that, lol, ah T_T GoYoung already knows the eldest-and-youngest duo are shy around strangers too. The way he looks when he says he’s worried is so genuinely worried that it’s almost funny-sad, like, sweet baby cat, why are you making me cry, meowww T_TTTTTTT
That’s all the screentime the kids get... Knet has had a lot of complaints about screentime discrimination for a while, but since this is just a pre-release video, I’m not saying anything else. We’ll know once it actually airs, yeah.
I don’t know how to wrap this up.
Bye-bye.
[499 comments]
— Anonymous
I can’t predict how they’re going to stir up attention this time, so I’m nervous, but seeing their faces makes me feel like I have to watch anyway. Why are they so pretty? This is giving me existential whiplash, fuck... Since it’s already turned out like this, I hope a lot of new viewers get pulled in.
— Anonymous
So cute, sobbing T_TTTT Cute T_TTTT. Right, our boys are good. They won’t hurt anyone. They’re just shy, that’s all, everyone,,,,,
— Anonymous
The song and stage are completely my taste T_TTTT Damn... I used to mock the DTD boss for being a giant otaku, but it turns out I was the biggest otaku of all. I’m leaving with one realization only: I liked them because I love seeing this side of them...
— Anonymous
Whoa, holy shit. I’m just a passing fan of another group, but I’ve heard Zero One is handsome a lot—and no, seriously, they are fucking gorgeous. What the hell, how can not a single one of them have even one bad feature? They’re making me think all the crooked teeth in the world were assigned to me.
↳ Anonymous
How is it possible that this face, this skill, and this stage still aren’t better known? Zero One fans have been having way too much fun by themselves all this time. -_-
— Anonymous
Most informative, fullest post I’ve read all year. Is it even legal for a face to work that hard? Their faces are putting in overtime every single day, at any hour, and they don’t even seem tired.
— Anonymous
It’s not the full version yet, so I still don’t know, but it’s not the vibe I expected... I was hoping for something different.
↳ Anonymous
Oh, really? I see. I see. I see. Oh, really? I see. I see. I see. Oh, really? I see. I see. I see.
↳ Anonymous
What exactly do you gain by barging into an appreciation post and doing this? I’m seriously asking—what’s your reason?
— Anonymous
How the hell are we supposed to wait until the first broadcast? I’m already looping the video over and over lolol T_TTTT
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SurviveDailyHellWithZeroOneFaces?
@01FaceCureMe
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Guys (0 of you), I was definitely feeling a headache, nausea, and a rotten mood this morning. Then I got cured by their faces. This is the revolutionary panacea that follows in the footsteps of financial therapy.
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— KPopDetector
The future of K-pop is right here. You pass, yeah.
✉ Forum Thread
[Anonymous Entertainment Gossip] I watched the WhoTheK pre-release video, but how are S.B. and P.J.H. supposed to be celebrities when they’re that shy? [39]
Posted by: Anonymous
Even if they’re shy around people, shouldn’t they be different on broadcast? I guess they’re completely useless when it comes to variety shows.
Honestly, that’s basically just social life too. They just look like they have zero social skills.
[39 comments]
— Anonymous
Agreed lol. I couldn’t understand it the whole time. Fans call them soft and adorable and defend that, but why, lol.
↳ Anonymous
Then do you not like them even though you’re a fan?
↳ Anonymous
Who said that? I’m just saying; why are you so triggered, lol. Lim Se-bin sure is lucky—he gets fans who’ll worship him no matter what~ wow, jealous much~
↳ Anonymous
lololol If you’re jealous, then become an idol too. They don’t act like that on every show. They’re different in other broadcasts, and they get things done. Don’t make that kind of judgment based on one edited clip, okay?
↳ Anonymous
It’s funny that bitter idol stans are jealous of them for being pampered.
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— Anonymous
Huh? You think Lim Se-bin is the issue, but Pyo Jae-ho is shy around strangers too? lolololololololololololololololololololol. Their fans probably know what kind of personalities they have by now even if they don’t say it out loud. lol, this is just funny.
Go Young-in could only let out a quiet sigh after watching the teaser-sized clip, barely two minutes long.
So this is how they’re going to stir up trouble.
What, were they acting like instructors at a cram school in Daechi-dong, teaching an idol curriculum? Make it possible? Make what possible? They should at least stop making the image weird. Where the hell had their conscience gone?
A quick search around the internet was enough to confirm it: the comments were overwhelmingly hateful, just as expected. In more than one way, it had definitely succeeded in grabbing attention.
After checking the teaser, he looked at the reactions and started monitoring the pre-release videos one by one as well. As he worked through the other groups’ clips, he noticed Zero One being mentioned in Triple Shot’s video.
More precisely, it was Jeong Hae, speaking in an interview about his friendship with Zero One. He didn’t single anyone out directly, but the implication was obvious: he was talking about Go Young-in and Kyeon In-woo.
He had to check this.
At this rate, something bad’s going to happen again.
He couldn’t expect a reply over chat right away, and going to the practice room was awkward since Pyo Jae-ho still wasn’t there. It looked like he’d have to head back to the dorm later and ask Kyeon In-woo first.
It was too unsettling to leave alone.
Damn it. Why did he have to worry about things other than the actual competition when this was supposed to be an idol survival show? Go Young-in sank back in his chair until it looked like the weight of his own body was pulling him under.