Victorian(?) Erotic Maid Cafe (4)
Jin-wook had initially assumed the two maids were just going about their ordinary chores. That was only natural — customers coming and going through a café never paid that much attention to every little movement of the staff.
But when those maids climbed up onto the platform and began bowing deeply toward the surrounding crowd, something about the scene struck him as odd, and he found himself watching to see what they were up to.
And then—
"Slurp! Mmph... haah... hah..."
The moment he saw the two of them lock into a tight embrace and start kissing, his jaw dropped. Wait, what the hell are they doing?
Jin-wook wasn't the only one thinking it. The other customers, who'd been perfectly content enjoying the maids' mouth-pussy service, all turned their eyes toward the pair at once.
It was surprising... and then again, maybe it wasn't. This place had already left "normal" behind the moment cute maids started offering sexual services. So if one or two extra special events cropped up on top of that abnormality, well — maybe that still counted as within the expected range?
Even so, this was well outside anyone's expectations.
The maids paid no attention whatsoever to the stares clinging to them, lost entirely in a world of their own.
"Haa... haa... pussy... your pussy too..."
They swapped fingers and began caressing each other's cunts. Their heated breathing and wet voices seemed to carry all the way to Jin-wook's seat, even from that distance.
They plunged their soaked fingers — the ones that had been furiously working each other's private parts — into each other's mouths and licked them clean. At that filthy, arousing sight, Jin-wook's cock, already stiff from being buried inside Hui-ju, grew even harder.
"Ahaat...♥ Sir, your cock's gotten even bigger than before... nn... d-does that mean you like my pussy?"
"Uh... um, well, that's..."
Telling her it wasn't her — that something else had caught his attention — felt strangely guilty.
But Hui-ju was, as always, a far more exceptional maid than Jin-wook gave her credit for. She saw right through the fact that his attention wasn't on her, and she even figured out why.
"Ahh... if it's this time of day... the lesbian show should be starting in the center of the room."
"T-this is a regular show?"
"Yeees... besides the lesbian show, we also have things like the Mechanical Dildo Rampage Show and the Noble Lady Training Show. The schedule should have been posted in the shop... I take it you didn't check?"
"Uh, yeah."
He hadn't bothered checking any of those little details. Who would have imagined something like this even existed?
In the brief moment Jin-wook's attention wandered, the lesbian show in the center grew even more intense.
The two women leaned their upper bodies against a pillar they could rest their weight on, then struck an I-shaped balance, stretching their legs high toward the ceiling. Their miniskirt maid uniforms rolled up against their bellies, and a pair of adorable pussies came into full view of the customers. The two of them pressed those matching flower petals together and began to grind.
"Whoa.... wow... that's... that's..."
Jin-wook didn't even watch lesbian porn under ordinary circumstances, but honestly, your average porno wouldn't even be able to hold a candle to that magnificent spectacle. Where the hell had they even found two women that flexible — and that beautiful on top of it?
He'd lived his whole life thinking lesbian stuff just wasn't his thing. Now, though, he found himself willing to revise that self-assessment by about a hundred and twenty degrees, if not a full one-eighty.
Lesbian stuff was hot when the lesbians were hot. That was just facts.
"Th-the Victorian era was... an extremely sexually conservative period. And yet even so, it was impossible to completely suppress people's desires, and that in turn gave rise to an extremely decadent culture..."
"Huh? Y-you're giving a lecture now?"
He was purely bewildered. He hadn't even asked.
Whether she'd read his bafflement or not, Hui-ju didn't slow the rolling of her hips on his cock for even a second as she continued her commentary.
"Th-the lesbian show you're watching is a very representative example of Victorian-era culture. Male homosexuality was thoroughly regulated and suppressed, but female homosexuality was denied even as a concept, which ironically allowed it to exist in a legally gray area. Some English gentlemen of the time even hosted social gatherings specifically to voyeuristically watch lesbian intercourse."
"Huh... huhh..."
So that's how it was. He didn't know the details, but maybe human desire was just like that in the end. The more you tried to regulate it and bottle it up, the more it came bursting out.
And because people didn't understand that, they went and forced through bullshit laws like porn bans and the youth sexual protection act, which only endlessly manufactured innocent victims while the actual degenerates who posed a real threat slipped cleverly through the legal net and kept polluting society.
What the hell was this world coming to...
Or so Jin-wook internally lamented, pouring out a fairly pointless rant about the stifling reality of South Korea, before a sudden realization hit him and he asked:
"Wait? H-hold on. So when the shop said 'Victorian-style,' that's what it meant?"
"Yes, that's correct. Our establishment is a Victorian-style decadent-culture erotic maid café, after all."
The moment it became clear this wasn't false advertising.
Well, okay, it wasn't a scam — he got that — but you don't usually throw a curveball like this. Who looks at "Victorian-style" and thinks "Victorian-style decadent culture"? You couldn't help but feel a pang of sympathy for the British queen who'd lent her name to all this.
"Additionally... the Victorian era also saw the invention of the world's first fully automatic mechanical dildo. A rather contradictory affair, given that masturbation itself was banned at the time... The show utilizing that machine will be held in about two hours... w-would you like to stay and watch?"
"Uh... uhh..."
Two hours from now...
Jin-wook hesitated. Even so, he didn't have the time — or the stamina — to keep this up for another two hours. He leaned his shoulders against the backrest and voyeuristically watched the lesbian maids, who'd moved well past scissoring and were now swapping a double-headed dildo.
"Nah, I'm good. I can always come back later anyway... For now, I'll just enjoy your pussy while watching the lesbian show."
"Y-yes, understood. Please, savor my pussy to your heart's content..."
"Mm. The customers' reactions are looking pretty good."
Nobody had quite managed to pinpoint his presence, but Jeong Chan-ho — the owner of this maid café, and indeed of the entire theme park — sipped an Americano as he watched the customers' reactions.
He already knew there was no way men would have mixed feelings about a place that had materialized male fantasy itself. But still, seeing it with his own eyes was different from grasping it through reports, or through the energy being generated. Sometimes putting on a proper CEO cosplay and hitting the floor was a good thing.
"Hmm... but there are a lot of guys sitting around way too long. Maybe because I didn't put a time limit on it."
The Real Home Sex Attraction and the Sexual Harassment OK Erotic Dance Attraction both had clear time limits, but this was a café — you couldn't exactly kick people out just because they'd been here a while. Besides, he'd gone to the trouble of establishing the elegant maid concept. Having those maids throw customers out would kind of ruin the whole aesthetic.
"Let's see... the customer management app can handle visitors to each attraction separately from overall customer management, right? I should put that to use."
Chan-ho opened the Victorian Erotic Maid Cafe tab in the customer management app and applied a new setting to the customers visiting this attraction.
Intense Sage Time
"Mm. Nice. This should bump up the customer turnover rate quite a bit."
Any man, after blowing his load once, was naturally going to get hit with sage time. But sage time varied from person to person anyway, and more importantly, when you threw people into a situation as special as a sex entertainment theme park, you'd find plenty of customers who'd grit their teeth, ignore their usual post-nut clarity, and try to keep going.
By granting those customers a sage time stronger than usual, he'd make them think yeah, that's enough and dust themselves off on the way out.
It wasn't like he was forcibly kicking anyone out. The customers themselves would leave wrapped in a sense of satisfaction, so it was a perfect adherence to corporate ethics. The seats they vacated would be filled by new customers anyway, which would naturally increase the happiness of even more people. Utilitarian morality: flawless!
"And if they really want to stick around, they can just endure the sage time and hang in there on their own. I'm not even touching that part."
Chan-ho smiled, satisfied with his decision, and tapped the back button on the customer management app.
And then, into Chan-ho's field of view, came the level window he'd been ignoring for a while.
"Hmm... I thought I'd been pouring the energy into investments as fast as it accumulated... but looking at it like this, it's piled up a ridiculous amount in no time."
In that case, it was fair to say the time had come, wasn't it?
Time to level up and advance to a new stage.