Chapter 49: Exploration! A famous detective disguised as a pervert - Investigation
Chapter 49
"It was an incredibly rich and deep taste of semen. How should I put it? I've never tasted other semen before, but I don't think I'll ever taste such a delicacy again. You're amazing."
First, some flattery.
To Satsuki, who is anything but a super pervert, the cum that Hideo shot out was just disgusting, sticky, and unpleasant foreign matter, but she was sure that this was the kind of thing that perverted women would like.
Hideo, unaware of Satsuki's true feelings, was simply enjoying himself.
"Right? I'm actually quite well-regarded, you know. There are even women who are desperate to taste my cum. I'm doing you a special favor, you know?"
Hideo was acting like it was a big deal over nothing. Satsuki chuckled inwardly, but she agreed with Hideo and brought up another matter.
"That kind of generosity is definitely proof of a good man. Relying on that generosity, would it be alright if I asked you for one more favor...?"
"Oh, what is it? If it's something I can do, I'll do anything for you. I'm generous, after all."
"Yes. It's just that I'd like to lick Kimoda-ssi's asshole, would that be alright?"
This was a make-or-break move.
Satsuki, the detective among detectives, had a special insight that allowed her to determine whether a man was telling the truth or lying by licking his asshole.
A method of uncovering a person's secrets by hiding behind the common notion that super perverted women want to lick men's assholes.
However, even Hideo, as open as he was, couldn't easily grant such a request.
"An asshole? Hmm, what should I do~? Even so, having someone else lick my asshole is a little~ embarrassing, you know? Hmm, I'm conflicted."
He hesitated, in contrast to his cheerful attitude until now.
Certainly, the asshole is a very private place, so it wouldn't be strange to be reluctant to have another person lick it.
However, from Satsuki's point of view, this was a necessary step, so she tried to continue the negotiation, even if it meant pushing a little.
"I know it's a difficult request, but please. I don't know when I'll ever meet someone like Kimoda-ssi again, and it would be a shame to part ways without knowing the taste of such a person's asshole. I'm prepared to pay any price, so please."
"Hmm... Can't you ask for something else? For example... Right. I could spit in Satsuki-ssi's mouth, you know."
"That's certainly a very tempting offer, but..."
Saliva could certainly be a good source of information, but it was only supplementary.
It couldn't compare to licking the asshole directly.
'I have no choice.'
It seemed like she was revealing her hand too early, but it would be a shame to back down here.
Satsuki stood up on the spot, neatly knelt down, and bowed her head towards Hideo.
The so-called naked dogeza, the highest-level form of begging among all appeals that work in Japan.
"Please, I beg you! Please forgive the asshole-licking of Satsuki, the super pervert who's gone crazy wanting to lick Kimoda-nim's asshole! It's a lifelong request! I'll do anything for it!"
She shouted that while shaking her ass wildly, expressing her desperate intentions.
At first glance, it just looked pathetic, but in reality, it was a rather despicable tactic.
It was a forbidden technique that stimulated the other person's guilt to the point where they would allow things that they wouldn't normally allow.
'I really wanted to save it for a truly important situation, if possible.'
But when she thought about it, there would be no more important timing than right now.
What was the point of saving a trump card if she ended up getting eliminated in the preliminaries?
And as expected, the naked dogeza lived up to its name as a trump card.
"Oh my, if you go this far, I feel like I'm becoming the bad guy, don't I? Sigh, I can't help it. I didn't want to do this originally, but I'll make a special exception and allow you to lick my asshole."
".............!"
Satsuki's face, which Hideo couldn't see because she was prostrate, was definitely wearing a triumphant smile.
'Good. It worked as I expected.'
From this point on, the problem was how many incisive questions she could ask.
Of course, that was Satsuki's specialty as a detective. She had nothing to be nervous about.
"However, I still can't do it for free."
"Yes, that's only natural. What kind of compensation do you want? If it's money..."
Being a detective wasn't a job that guaranteed a regular income, but a detective of Satsuki's caliber could live a fairly affluent life and still save money, even with an irregular income.
As long as he didn't ask for an exorbitant amount of money, the price for licking an asshole would be...
"I don't need money, but instead, let me deflower Satsuki-ssi's virgin Vagina."
"Eh..."
Satsuki's reason reflexively diverted the direction of the embarrassing exclamation that was about to burst out.
"Would something like that be alright? I'm the one who wants to ask you, actually."
Having said this, the previous exclamation would seem to have been caused by being surprised at the 'excessively low price.'
Of course, Satsuki didn't think her virginity was that cheap at all. It was a woman's chastity, after all. It was absurd to undervalue it so much.
However, if Satsuki was playing the role of a super pervert who was crazy about Penis, the story was different.
For her, virginity was just a flaw that she wanted to get rid of as soon as possible, and if such a wonderful Penis-nim offered to cure that flaw, it was she who should be grateful.
'Well... everything comes at a price, so I can understand using my virginity for the investigation, but...'
Still, she couldn't hide her embarrassment at the fact that her chastity as a virgin was being taken away like this.
That was the meaning of her earlier exclamation.
Whether it was because Satsuki glossed over it well, or because Hideo was just dull, he didn't seem to have seen through that far.
"I have a bit of a collector's habit, you see. A virgin Vagina is something that disappears once you use it, isn't it? My goal is to pierce as many of them as possible. So, how about it? If you give me Satsuki-ssi's virgin Vagina, I'll allow you to lick my asshole."
A collector's habit, huh.
It wasn't that she didn't feel anything about her virgin Vagina being reduced to just one of a man's collections, but there were many things in the world that were more important than a virgin Vagina.
Satsuki was playing the role of a perverted woman, so if she didn't bite at such a cheap price, she would be suspected.
In addition to that,
'There are things I can investigate through Vagina sex, so it's best to accept this deal here.'
"I'm grateful. If you're going to let me lick your asshole at such a ridiculously low price, I'm the one who wants to ask you."
"Alright. The contract is established. I'll take your virgin Vagina a little later."
Saying that, Hideo thrust his smelly, hairy ass in Satsuki's face.
She wanted to praise herself for not covering her mouth and nose at the pungent smell.
"Here it is. I won't set a time limit, so lick it as much as you want. After you're done licking, I'll take your virginity right away."
"Ah... Th, thank you."
She unconsciously stuttered at the nose-twisting smell. Still, she could pass it off as being moved by the fact that she could lick his asshole.
"Then, excuse me."
Satsuki, feeling a strong aversion to Hideo's asshole, stuck out her tongue and licked the chrysanthemum gate.
"Ooh... This is good. Hehehe, I really love having a fresh virgin lick my asshole."
Hideo, who had been hesitant, moaned and enjoyed himself as soon as Satsuki's tongue touched his asshole.
Meanwhile, Satsuki's head was spinning from the pungent taste and smell.
'Ugh... What a terrible smell... I was already prepared, but the real thing is on a different level.'
It was like licking a real toilet, or perhaps even worse.
But Satsuki was a professional.
She licked Hideo's asshole meticulously, doing everything that she thought a real perverted woman would do.
Licking the entrance was basic. She gently inserted the tip of her tongue and stirred it around, and when the entrance seemed to loosen up a bit, she thrust her tongue in deeply, and when the liquid mixed with saliva and anal fluid seemed about to drip onto the floor, she sucked it up with a slurping sound!
"Ooh, Satsuki-ssi, you have a talent for asshole licking, don't you? I might want to keep using you for asshole cleaning."
"Y, you flatter me. It must be because Kimoda-ssi's asshole is so delicious."
"Eh, is that so? Hehe, that's the first time I've ever been complimented on having a delicious asshole."
Speaking of which, Satsuki had never been complimented on having a talent for asshole licking either.
Whatever the case, the conditions were now met.
"Chyuuururup... Uup... Haa... Th, that reminds me, Kimoda-ssi. C, could I ask you a few questions?"
"Yeah, what is it?"
"This might be a silly question, but do you enjoy rape, Kimoda-ssi?"
This was the key.
If this man was the type to lay his hands on other women without justification, she would have to do something as a precaution.
There was a principle of presumption of innocence, but that was something for lawyers to uphold.
Satsuki, who wasn't a lawyer but a detective, rationalized that it wasn't something she had to abide by.
"Hmm~ Rape, humiliation, brainwashing... Those are all genres that I like, but if you ask me if I would do that in real life~? I guess it's still a NO, right?"
Satsuki tasted Hideo's asshole.
Hideo was telling the truth.
"If I'm going to take a Vagina, I should do it fairly and squarely, and only take Vaginas that I'm allowed to take, right? Doing rape or humiliation in real life is too much."
Satsuki tasted Hideo's asshole again.
Hideo was telling half the truth.
Satsuki's eyes sharpened. Although the place where those eyes were directed was Hideo's smelly ass.
"But you think it's fun to humiliate them, don't you?"
"Oh? You're being quite assertive, aren't you? Fuhhihihit, well, it's true. I've definitely played with the girls I've met in that way. Like Kimi... It was so much fun to thoroughly trample on that woman's dignity and play with her. Just thinking about it... Kkhihihihihit!"
Hideo was telling the truth.
Satsuki thought.
'This man is dangerous after all. I might have to take some kind of action...'
But that was a somewhat hasty judgment. Hideo's words weren't over yet.
"Ah, but still, it's only right to do that kind of humiliation to girls who are okay with it. I don't want to get caught by the police either. Well, I don't have any reason to, since I have a constant stream of those kinds of Slut every day anyway..."
Truth.
"Believe it or not, I've never had sex that wasn't consensual? And I don't plan to in the future either."
Truth.
No matter how much a woman hates it, despairs, or has her dignity trampled on.
It's always consensual.
So, truth.
Satsuki, feeling a slight sense of emptiness and accomplishment at the same time, took her tongue off Hideo's asshole.
She had heard everything she needed to hear.
Especially the part about not having sex that wasn't consensual.
'Was I being overly suspicious for no reason?'
If so, she had done something regrettable to Kimoda. But suspecting people was a detective's job.
"Hmm? Are you done licking?"
"Ah, yes. I think that's enough now."
"Then I'll take Satsuki-ssi's virginity now. Is that alright?"
So, she should probably repay him this much.