Chapter 34: Continuing with my pervert childhood friend - Date at a sex shop
Chapter 34
The first date with a girl in my life.
What's more, this girl has a 100% affection for you, and she's one of the top beauties in the prefecture.
In times like these, when you, as a man, need to take the lead on a date, where are you going to go?
For a virgin, there's no problem more agonizing than this one.
Hideo also agonized somewhat.
To give the girl good memories?
Of course not.
What can I do to 'use' the girl to create the funniest memories?
Hideo repeatedly agonized over only this.
And as a result of that agony, the place he took Shiori to was, absurdly enough, an adult goods store.
It was a selection that would warrant getting slapped in the face by a date partner, and you couldn't even complain.
If it were a couple who had gone on several dates, knew each other well, and had opened up about even the lewd parts, it might be understandable, but a first date, and with a childhood friend who isn't even officially in a relationship, an adult goods date is going too far no matter what.
If you think about it normally, that is.
,Hihihit, ah, it seems I've been too insensitive about our Shiori's vagina situation as a childhood friend. I'll pick out the perfect dildo for Shiori's vagina myself."
,Geez... Only now? You really don't know a girl's heart, do you, Oppa?"
She says that, but Shiori didn't seem to dislike it in particular.
Rather, she seemed genuinely touched by the fact that Hideo was paying attention to her.
,I was already thinking something was off while I was jerking off thinking about Oppa... Could it be because the dildo wasn't very good?"
,You jerked off thinking about me?"
At Hideo's question, Shiori glared at him, brought her head to Hideo's cheek, pressed it hard, and grumbled.
,Yeesh, yeesh. That's right. While Oppa can go around eating other vaginas to his heart's content, you didn't even jerk off thinking about my vagina, did you? I spent lonely nights jerking off and thinking about Hideo Oppa's wonderful penis, you know? Isn't that too unfair?"
,Kihihit."
Hideo didn't make any particular excuses and imagined Shiori using a dildo to masturbate.
Did Shiori actually masturbate?
If what she said about masturbating is true, then I need to think about how far this gacha's settings go, and how much of what happened during this quest the girl remembers.
Of course, Hideo didn't think about any of that.
Hideo accepted Shiori's words as they were and got a boner.
Whether it's a lie or the truth, it doesn't matter.
Because this bitch is Hideo's very own perverted childhood friend.
At least during this quest, that alone is the absolute truth.
,Then let's buy a dildo that looks just like my penis so you can feel me even more during your masturbation."
At Hideo's words, Shiori pouted.
,I just wish Oppa would move back next door to my house. Then I could be Oppa's personal onahole every day like before, and it would be a win-win..."
Ignoring other people's circumstances and pushing only your own isn't something to be praised.
Shiori is also a sensible human being, so she didn't grumble any further.
However,
'Come to think of it, where am I from in this girl's memory?'
Hideo was born and raised in Tokyo. But listening to Shiori, it seems that's not the case in her memory, at least.
'Well, should I ask her later? If I ask her where she lives now, I can find out naturally.'
If she remembers it later, that is.
Hideo's memory isn't very good, after all.
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Natsuhabara also had a well-equipped adult goods store. It's not as good as the cunt shop back in Kimi's time, but this place also has all the necessary high-quality adult goods.
Rather, because it maintains a modest scale without overwhelming people, Hideo's taste might actually lean more towards this one.
,Wow, Hideo Oppa! Look at this! It's an Asana onahole! They made it by directly modeling Asana's vagina!"
,Huh! Really? How is it even possible to model that bitch's vagina in the first place? Did they model the voice actress's vagina?"
Shiori quickly discovered an onahole good of the heroine from Hideo's favorite series and told him about it.
Sometimes hit eroge games release goods like this. If it were the Hideo of the past, he might have opened his wallet here, but let's refrain from that here.
'I can use real girls' vaginas as onaholes, so why bother?'
Of course, some people with unique tastes draw a line, saying that a woman's vagina is a woman's vagina, and an onahole is an onahole, and enjoy both, but Hideo doesn't have that kind of taste.
Someday, if I have the opportunity, I might try it out, but I wouldn't say it's worth paying for?
,Huh? You're not buying it? If it were the old Oppa, you would have bought it right away... It's Asana, you know?"
,Well... I do like Asana, but..."
Hideo smiled wryly, put his finger in Shiori's vagina, opened it with a 'tchyeok♥' sound, and whispered in her ear.
,When I have such a good onahole, why should I spend money on this?"
,Ugh...♥ O, Oppa, geez... You used to deliberately waste money even when I was around... Did you get your act together after coming to the city?"
Shiori, as if embarrassed, blushed bright red, but with a somewhat victorious smile, she put the onahole she was holding back on the shelf and scoffed.
,Hideo Oppa is tired of you now. You loser~"
,Pfft!"
It seems Shiori was quite seriously jealous of this onahole. As a fellow onahole, that is.
Hideo had always thought that bitches who get jealous of silicone lumps and try to ban them with ridiculous excuses are disgusting.
But this kind of cute jealousy might be welcome?
'Ah, come to think of it, everything I say as a memory is treated as something that actually happened to Shiori?'
The area that is being altered is only past memories... but after all, people live in the present, which is an extension of the past.
In reality, it can be said to be an alteration with considerable coercive power.
Hideo decided to use such a wonderful alteration to tease Shiori first.
,Who knows? If there comes a time when I can't be satisfied with Shiori's vagina, I might use it?"
,Huh?! What on earth are you talking about, Hideo Oppa!"
Shiori, with a glare, clung to Hideo. She seems to be warning that she doesn't know what she'll do if he doesn't explain immediately.
Hideo shrugged and replied.
,Don't you remember? You passed out while I was using your vagina before, right? My penis was still going strong, though. So I had no choice but to use the onahole I had with me to cum. Who can guarantee that the same thing won't happen again?"
Of course, this is nothing more than a made-up lie that Hideo himself doesn't remember.
Hearing such a boast, Shiori blushed bright red and flapped her arms, hitting Hideo's forearm.
,Ugh! That's a really, really old story! It was only a short time after I had my virgin vagina taken by Hideo Oppa! At that time, I was still not fully grown as an onahole, so I just made a slight mistake! It's absolutely not like that anymore!"
,Hmm. Really? Is that so? I feel like there were many other times when you passed out first..."
,Ugh, seriously! I don't know someone like Hideo Oppa!"
Shiori puffed out her cheeks, crossed her arms, and turned her head away from Hideo.
It was a sign of adorable sulking that often appears in anime but I've never seen an actual woman do.
'Looks like she has nothing to say.'
Because what Hideo said actually happened. Otherwise, she would have retorted"When did I ever do that?"
Shiori's past is changing with every word I say.
Of course, it seems I can't do anything about the memories engraved in her body, but at least Shiori's own memories have definitely changed.
With that sinister pleasure, Hideo cheered inwardly and stroked Shiori's hair to soothe her sulking.
As I stroked her hair a little, Shiori loosened her puffed-up cheeks and giggled as if nothing had happened.
,Sorry, sorry. Was I a bit too much? It's because Shiori is so cute. Hihihit."
,Hmph. Don't underestimate me too much. I have my pride as an onahole, you know. How would you feel if I told Oppa, 'You're a small-dicked guy who can't even satisfy this woman properly!'?"
That's certainly a level of insult that can't be overlooked.
But are this and that the same thing?
If Shiori says so, then I guess it is.
,Okay, okay. Will you stop being mad? Hihihit, I'll buy you something really good."
,Hmph, no thanks. I'll buy it with my own money. It's my dildo, after all. I can't cause trouble for Oppa. Don't go spending money on women carelessly, Oppa. Got it?"
,Why?"
,The girls will get the wrong idea, thinking, 'Oh, he's spending money on me, so he must like me.' You shouldn't let people misunderstand you like that, Oppa."
,Hmm..."
After thinking about the meaning of Shiori's words for a moment, Hideo smiled mischievously and said to Shiori.
,But then what should I do if I get a girl I like? Should I just spend money and stuff?"
,Wh, what?! O, Oppa is going to get someone he likes? Not anyone else, but Oppa? Who?!"
Shiori, completely flustered, didn't even care about the people around her and pressed Hideo.
,No, well, just. I don't have one yet, but I'm just saying, what should I do if I get one someday?"
,Ah... th, that's what you mean... Phew..."
Shiori, as if relieved about something, stroked her chest, pouted, and poked Hideo's chest with her finger, saying.
,Just keep those useless worries to yourself, Hideo Oppa. What kind of lover or girlfriend would a guy like you, who only sees women as holes for sexual release, even have?"
Indeed.
Shiori was accurately pointing out the essence of the man named Hideo. It's only the second time I've seen her today, but it seems she's qualified to call herself a childhood friend.
,A, anyway, isn't it enough for Hideo Oppa to just have an onahole hole like me? Right? You don't need a girlfriend or anything. If you shoot your load into my cum hole, you won't even think about that, right?"
Shiori added hesitantly.
Hideo felt like he had become the protagonist of a romantic comedy. There was a heroine in one of those who had a reaction exactly like Shiori's.
Of course, Hideo treated those romantic comedies as nothing more than studying to fully enjoy the characters that appear in erotic doujinshi.
'This isn't so bad either.'
I should meet Shiori for continuations often, even after today.
Hideo resolved.