Chapter 12

Morning, though it's more like late morning, 11:30 AM. Hideo dragged his weary body up.

Last night, he should have been exhausted from using Shiori's vagina all night, but he woke up feeling refreshed yesterday morning. Yet, today, after only a brief usage of one vagina and spending the night gaming, he feels sluggish, as if his fatigue hasn't been relieved. It's quite peculiar.

"Uhm, as expected, a woman's vagina is the best tonic. The more I use it, the more energized I feel."

So, what kind of tonic will I get to eat today? Hideo smirked lewdly as he opened his smartphone. The 'Common Sense Alteration Gacha' app, with its daily updated gacha, greeted Hideo as usual.

"I hope today's is something I can do at my own pace..."

Muttering his wish, he spun the gacha, and soon it displayed a new plaything on the screen.

[Quest Title]: Vagina Expiration Date Manager

[Alteration Depth]: 3

[Quest Rules]

1. Kimoda Hideo is a Vagina Expiration Date Manager.

2. The job of the Vagina Expiration Date Manager is to determine whether the vagina of the widow under management has passed its expiration date or not. The managed subject must comply with the manager's judgment.

3. Today's widow under management is Shikigimi Ayano.

4. The Vagina Expiration Date Manager can evaluate the vagina's expiration date in three categories: 'Service to Men,' 'Quality of the Body,' and 'Reaction to Pleasure.' If any of these categories fall below the passing grade, the manager can provide additional education overnight.

5. The quest is completed when the Vagina Expiration Date Manager judges Ayano's vagina to be within its expiration date or when the additional education is finished.

"...What the fuck is this? Are you telling me to eat a used vagina?"

Hideo, after looking at the gacha's contents, immediately frowned and complained, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠not even considering how much he had benefited from this gacha the day before yesterday and yesterday.

"Expiration date manager? You want me to eat the vagina of some old hag whose expiration date needs worrying about? Unbelievable. Nope, not doing it, not doing it."

Hideo, annoyed, tossed his phone onto the bed ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠and closed his eyes.

After banging top-tier women for two days, Hideo's standards had skyrocketed. Regardless of his actual abilities, he arbitrarily believed that any woman who had sex with him should be beautiful, lovely, and young. For him, the term "Vagina Expiration Date Manager" was enough to provoke a strong backlash.

In fact, even if it weren't Hideo, anyone would probably react negatively to being ordered to manage a vagina's expiration date.

As Hideo considered ignoring the mission the gacha had given him and spending the day watching anime he hadn't seen for two days, he suddenly felt afraid.

"...Come to think of it, what happens if I don't do the quest and just ignore it? Will the gacha update tomorrow or something?"

Or would it just stay there until Hideo completed the quest?

...Or, in a very terrible scenario, the gacha app itself might be deleted as a penalty for not completing the quest.

Originally, Hideo had extremely shallow imagination and short-sighted views, but because the value of the Common Sense Alteration Gacha was so great, he couldn't help but worry about the future.

"......Ah, fuck it."

Hideo cursed and picked up his phone again. The app had a link to a map with the address of some widow named Shikigimi Ayano. It was a nearby mansion, about a 15-minute walk from Hideo's place.

"What a pain in the ass. Anyway, if I just judge it to be within the expiration date, the quest is over, right?"

Then he'll just meet her and immediately judge it to be within the expiration date. That's all he needs to ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠do. Come to think of it, he doesn't even need to have sex. Hideo's brain, which rarely works well in his favor, was surprisingly quick on the uptake this time.

It's a bit of a hassle, but compared to the risk of losing the Common Sense Alteration Gacha app, it's a very cheap price to pay.

He'll just tell that Ayano or whatever her name is that she's within the expiration date as soon as he sees her and then go home. Hideo was determined to do that.

But Hideo didn't keep his resolution. Because,

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"Ah... Hello. I'm Shikigimi Ayano. You're here to check the expiration date of my vagina?"

Saying that, the one who opened the front door was a young and beautiful woman who was impossible to imagine as a widow. Her voluptuous breasts and a beauty mark exuded an uncontrollable sexiness. Seeing her face, Hideo thought to himself.

'Long live the Common Sense Alteration Gacha! Sorry for cursing you earlier!'

Very rarely for Hideo, he offered a sincere apology from the bottom of his heart. Even if she's a widow, if she's a super-beautiful widow like this, the story changes a bit.

"Yes, I'm Kimoda Hideo. I'm here to check the expiration date of your vagina, Madam. May I come in?"

"Ah, yes, of course. Please come in. You can sit on the sofa in the living room over there. I'll go get some tea."

Ayano led Hideo to the living room and then went to the kitchen to prepare tea. Hideo stared at Ayano's back, especially focusing on her butt. Her breasts are voluptuous, but that plump ass is irresistible. It must be amazing to bang.

The homeowner handed Hideo black tea and then sat demurely across from him. There was a strange elegance in the way she sat. It seems that truly cultured people don't flaunt useless knowledge or wear expensive brands, but their culture is revealed in their subtle speech and behavior.

Thinking about having sex with such a cultured woman, Hideo's penis was already in battle mode under his pants.

"What should I say... To be honest, I was a bit taken aback by the suddenness."

Ayano spoke first. Despite saying she was taken aback, her attitude was calm, and her tone was gentle.

"I knew as a matter of common sense that managers check the expiration dates of widows' vaginas, but I've never met anyone who has actually received it. So, I never thought that such a thing would happen to me. So, to be honest, I haven't prepared anything for it. I hope you can be understanding about that."

"Ah..."

Naturally, Hideo was also doing the job of Vagina Expiration Date Manager for the first time, so he hesitated about what to say. But when he thought about it, it seemed that no one in the world could have done such a thing before, so it seemed that he could say anything without any problems.

"Well, that can happen. Vagina Expiration Date Managers are in such short supply. There are often cases where we can't visit even when expiration date management is needed. Well, just get the inspection as you normally would, so don't worry too much."

"That's a relief... Um, but you know. I don't mean to doubt you-nim, but... Do I really need expiration date management?"

Ayano's suspicion was very valid. Hideo, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠of course, and any man in Japan who is capable of normal judgment, would not agree that Ayano's vagina has expired. A woman who maintains such fresh skin, figure, and beautiful face has expired?

It seemed obvious that she could get married without any problems even if she didn't hide the fact that she was a widow and made a move on a young man.

"What should I say... I feel bad saying this in front of you-nim, who is a veteran... But I'm still in my 20s... Isn't it a little early to worry about the expiration date..."

20s!

She doesn't just look young, she's actually young!

When you think about it, being a widow doesn't mean that you're an old woman, but simply that you've lost your husband. If you think about it that way, it's entirely possible to be a widow in your 20s if you get married early and your husband dies early.

There's a prejudice that widows are somehow old, but if you only think about the definition of the word, this kind of thing can happen.

Hideo suppressed his twitching lips. Not yet. Don't laugh yet. Let's enjoy this concept.

"Ahem! Ah, well, it's not like you look old, Madam, or that it's certain that your expiration date has passed. Let's just say it's a health checkup... Even when you're young, you get a health checkup just in case, right? Please see it as an extension of that, yes."

"...I can understand that to some extent... But, well... To be honest, I feel like my self-esteem is dropping because I'm only 27 years old and I'm getting my expiration date checked."

Ayano honestly expresses her upset feelings. It's natural to feel that way. Hideo had a similar impression of the word "expiration date."

Hideo didn't know what to say at times like this, but he decided to use the perverted imagination he had cultivated while watching erotic doujinshi and just blurt out anything.

"Ah, well, it's natural to think that way, but Ayano-ssi is definitely a widow. Around the time your husband died, the expiration dates of widows' vaginas often plummet rapidly. Because they don't get used often, they quickly rot and become useless, broken vaginas. If that happens, you can't even dream of new romances or remarriage in the future."

"I-is that so?"

"Of course. Absolutely."

Hideo strongly pushed forward with his outrageous nonsense. If you speak in a loud and confident voice, people will start to think"Maybe" even if they are suspicious. Add to that the authority of the position of manager and the rules of this quest, and the persuasiveness is even greater.

"Ayano-ssi is still young and has a bright future. Even if you don't have any plans to meet a man right now, you never know what will happen in the future. You wouldn't want a future where a new romance comes along, but your vagina's expiration date has expired and the man dumps you, would you?"

"T-that's of course..."

"Then that's good. You need to investigate these things in advance and take measures. And even if Ayano-ssi has a vagina that's about to expire, I can dramatically extend the expiration date by providing additional education."

"A-ah..."

Ayano, who had been somewhat uncomfortable until now, nodded with a relieved expression, as if she felt persuaded by Hideo's words.

Of course, Hideo was laughing at Ayano's appearance in his heart.

"Ehh, then I'll assume you're convinced and start the investigation right away, is that okay?"

"Ah, yes... Please do. I think it's good that I can get an inspection like this in advance."

"Ahem. I see. Ehh, then, for an accurate investigation, would you please get naked?"

At Hideo's instruction, Ayano asked with a slightly embarrassed expression,

"A-are you saying I have to... get naked?"

Then Hideo nodded as if it were obvious.

"Of course. It's similar to a physical examination at a hospital. Don't be shy and take everything off."

Ayano hesitated for a moment, but then nodded as if she had made up her mind.

"Yes, I understand. Please wait a moment."