Chapter 119: Yurgamine Women
Chapter 119
The common sense alteration Gacha is, needless to say, a transcendent cheat item. Kimoda Hideo doesn't know of any other item that can so easily send a person between heaven and hell.
Of course, it can't be denied that this efficacy is maximized because Kimoda Hideo is a jobless bum who doesn't do a thing.
Anyway, if it were a dirt-poor person swamped with work, it wouldn't be easy to effectively utilize even if they were given such a Gacha.
But even this common sense alteration Gacha has its drawbacks, or rather, limitations. To be more precise, wouldn't it be closer to a limitation at the current stage?
"It's a bit of a shame that I can only enjoy one quest for a single day."
Of course, there's a continue function, but that's a limited item that can only be used after spinning at least 5 new Gachas. It's hard to keep continuing.
"And the fact that I can only bang one person at a time, except when continuing, makes me think this thing has a lot of flaws. Hmph. So it doesn't reach the level of a perfect cheat, huh? Lame."
Kimoda Hideo, suddenly bursting out and spewing absurd nonsense.
Thanks to the power of the common sense alteration Gacha, he's been banging so many women who are way out of his league, yet instead of being grateful, he doesn't even know how to be satisfied.
People say that 'when standing, they want to sit, and when sitting, they want to lie down,' but this can only be described as not knowing moderation at all.
That's how rotten this man is. Hopelessly, utterly rotten, to the point that you can smell the stench of his soul just by getting close.
Could it be that such a rotting corpse-like stench has attracted the flies of the soul?
"Really? Then shall we play on a slightly larger scale today?"
And a familiar voice reached Hideo's ear.
This is Hideo's room. Of course, he hasn't invited anyone, and he hasn't even spun the common sense alteration Gacha yet after waking up this morning.
There's no slut from last night either.
And yet, a voice is heard as if it's only natural for her to be here. This is truly eerie.
Hideo, rarely, turned to the side of the bed with a resigned look.
She, Kagami, with her pale skin reminiscent of a corpse, was there.
"Hey, I won't tell you not to come to my house, but could you at least make some kind of human noise? You scare me, you know?"
"Hmm. I'll keep that in mind."
She didn't say she would listen.
This woman named Kagami is fundamentally the type that makes you doubt whether she's even human, and she has visited Hideo's house several times so far.
You'd think he'd be somewhat used to it by now, but even the great Hideo couldn't completely erase a certain sense of unease when looking at Kagami.
He becomes somewhat relaxed only when they're having sex, but in everyday life, a sense of alienation naturally arises, so to speak.
"Hideo is really greedy, isn't he? Such amazing power, it would be more than enough for an ordinary human. Yet he's not satisfied with that, and shouts for more, more, more, without even making any effort to achieve it."
"Is something wrong?"
Kagami shook her head. In the first place, her previous words weren't really said in a sarcastic tone.
"Good. The more greedy humans are, the better. Greedy humans are the most human of all. Yeah."
Kagami extended her petite hand towards Hideo's hand holding the phone.
She wants the phone. Hideo handed the phone to Kagami without much resistance.
He hasn't suffered any losses by handing the phone to Kagami. On the contrary, he has invariably gained something very excellent.
The expectation that this might be one of those times isn't simply because Hideo is greedy.
"Does a day feel too short? Does one person feel boring? Is that it?"
"Hmm~ It's not always like that, but sometimes it's nice, right? I want new stimulation. If I only play one genre of game all the time, I get a little tired of it, right? If I've been gorging on fighting games, then next I'll play an RPG."
I wonder?
Since all Hideo ever does is violate women's lives and have sex, can it really be said that the genre has changed?
Regardless of what others might think, Hideo thought so.
And as always, other people's opinions didn't matter to Hideo.
"I see. Then that's good too. This common sense alteration Gacha has even more possibilities. If the power of the Gacha grows even further in the future, doing that won't be impossible either. It's impossible right now, though."
If it's impossible now,
"Shall we draw a little from the possibilities of the future?"
"...Huh? Can you do that?"
"I can."
After a short answer, Kagami fiddles with the phone. Her appearance looks no different from other girls playing with their phones, but that's absurd.
The ultimate boss-like superpower of drawing on the possibilities of the future. Just how far does this girl's limit extend?
"Done."
"That was too fast, wasn't it?"
"It's not that difficult since I'm not completely fixing the future. Here, spin today's Gacha."
Hideo, having received the phone back from Kagami, hesitated for a moment, but that hesitation was truly brief.
Having received the grace of such transcendent power, it would be strange not to use it.
With an excited heart, he spun the Gacha, and the Gacha spat out the same format as before, but with completely different content.
[Quest Title]: The Rule Maker of Yurugamine Women's University
[Alteration Depth]: 1
[Quest Rules]
1. Kimoda Hideo has the right to freely establish the rules of Yurugamine Women's University.
2. All humans affiliated with Yurugamine Women's University must absolutely obey the rules established by Kimoda Hideo.
3. A day at Yurugamine Women's University is 120 hours long.
Three very simple and easy-to-understand rules.
The first and second rules alone are already groundbreaking, but the third rule goes so far as to challenge the very concept of common sense.
"A day is 120 hours?"
"Yeah. You said 24 hours a day is too short, right? Then it's simple. Just increase the day itself. By altering the space itself, not the person."
That's a completely unheard-of idea.
The common sense alteration Gacha so far, despite its groundbreaking nature, only affected humans.
The limits of the human mind, the human body. But are you saying that it even shakes the fundamental laws of the world, such as time and space?
"Eventually, it will grow to that point. But even then, it's not the realm of God. It's only the realm of a slightly amazing magician."
So she says.
But what realm has Kagami, who can discuss that realm from such a condescending perspective, reached?
Hideo felt a brief curiosity.
"Well, if it doesn't matter whether I know or not, I can just stay ignorant."
He soon extinguished it. Calming the compass of his aroused Penis is more important than that.
"Fuhijihit, anyway, Yurugamine Women's University, you say? It's a women's university that's famous for having as high a deviation value for the girls' faces as it does for its academic ability, right? I can't even imagine how much fun I'll have~"
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The expectations of the many students and the trust of the teachers poured upon McGregor Azaka would be difficult to express in words.
Her outstanding abilities and unwavering steps towards righteousness were like a magnet that drew people's admiration.
Of course, it cannot be denied that her outstanding appearance played a large part in such love.
The red wavy hair and voluptuous breasts inherited from her Irish father. The refined and beautiful face inherited from her Japanese mother was an exquisite combination of East and West, and simply existing gave the viewer an overwhelming sense of emotion, a 'power'.
Of course, the criticism that she became the student council president of Yurugamine University, one of Japan's leading women's universities, solely based on her appearance cannot be accepted.
If it were just her appearance, even if she managed to get elected with the support of some students, she wouldn't have been able to endure the demanding work of the Yurugamine University student council.
Beauty and brains. Even such words are not enough to fully describe Azaka. She was not only beautiful and talented, but also an all-around talent who possessed diligence and integrity.
It was because of such qualities that she was busy sitting in the student council president's office on the day of fate, processing various affairs coming up from all over the school.
Some matters were outside the student council president's sphere of influence, but they were naturally brought to the student council's table, and Azaka did not consider it unfair for her to handle them.
Those who are capable bear more responsibility and duty. Noblesse oblige. That is Azaka's belief.
Of course, there is also the calculated reason that the more responsibilities one has, the more power expands in return. But at least the underlying motive is clear.
The well-being of the school and the promotion of the students' common good.
The students enrolled in this Yurugamine will become the cornerstone of Japan when they go out into society in the future, so to put it a little exaggeratedly, what Azaka is doing can even be said to be supporting Japan.
Into the student council president's office, which bears such a heavy mission, two uninvited guests barged in without a sound.
"Oho~ So this is the Yurugamine student council room? I've heard rumors, but as expected, a high-quality product is sitting here. A Western mixed-blood? I ate one recently, but this one feels different again?"
"Does Hideo like that kind of thing?"
The intruders were a pair, a man and a woman.
A very mismatched and extremely heterogeneous pair at first glance.
The man was an ugly man with a repulsive face and a fat belly.
The woman had a beautiful face, but her atmosphere was alien, as if she were a corpse.
It's strange that these two are wandering around as a pair, but the first thing to point out is why a man who is neither a staff member nor a teacher is freely wandering around a women's university.
'Well, it's not like there's a rule that says you can't.'
Unlike a girls' high school, a strict male-only zone is not set up so tightly even in a university, which is a collection of adults.
However, even so, the problem of creating a heterogeneous atmosphere of unease cannot be helped.
Azaka was very embarrassed, but she tried to get up from her seat and greet the two.
"Hello? I am McGregor Azaka, the head of the Yurugamine Student Council. What brings you two to our student council?"
To the polite greeting, the man said this.
"Hmm, okay. I've decided. The first new rule of this Yurugamine. 『The student council president's greeting to me shall be a butthole lick.』