If I Lose Just One Match—
In an instant, the toxic aggro chat vanished, replaced by a welcoming wave of messages flooding the chat window. What the hell is this? I hadn't expected such a reaction when I turned on the mic. My mind was filled with questions, but right now, that didn't matter. "Holine. Wait, can I speak for a moment?" <…Yes…? Eh? Sniff. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead.> "Um, yes. I appreciate you watching my stream, but please refrain from flooding the chat. You can insult me or say anything perverted, but this is Holine's broadcast, right? I can't just sit by and watch you ruin her stream, no matter what." A hint of irritation crept into my voice. How dare they turn Holine's stream into this mess? Not only was Holine getting flustered and teary-eyed, but now a single tear was threatening to spill over. I couldn't hold back the rage anymore. "Holine invited you simply because she knows I'm Lulu's creator. She never imagined there'd be so many people who hate me this much. Holine is innocent. Make sure you understand that clearly."
Yeah yeah yeah yeah>
Eyes wide open!!!>
Sorry for the flooding, sorry for the flooding, sorry for the flooding>
I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong>
Yes!!!!>
Love you! Love you! Love you! Love you!>
Wow....... I love you>
Celgal is such trash!!>
Yeah yeah yeah yeah>
Nuh-uh>
Wait, was the teacher a woman???>
The voice is amazing>
My responses made the chat explode once more, but this time the messages were overwhelmingly normal. Sure, the explosive volume was a bit much, but the toxic flooders were dropping fast, and any that slipped through got instantly deleted. Something was working its magic. What is going on? Suddenly turning from firebombs and flashbangs into... "Hmmm." Maybe it doesn't matter why. If it's good, it's good, right? Sort of. "And... um, I've read everything you've been saying. Honestly, I don't quite get it. Why are you picking on NineStar so much? Kosar... NineStar... cut it out... just why are you spamming like this?" ...Huh? ...Eh. ...Um. ...Ah. I remember now. It seems like you're referring to something that happened about a week ago in solo ranked. NineStar played really well that day. It's just that... against Lulu, there was no matchup where he could possibly win. You lost a fight you couldn't win, and now you're insulting people over it? That doesn't make sense."
???????>
What?>
It's clearly bull, but saying it with that voice makes it sound believable. Yeah...>
???>
Stop spamming stop spamming stop spamming>
Do you really think losing to Silver Lulu is even possible, teacher?>
If he suddenly starts flooding again, it's gonna get deleted lol>
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He played so well, why did he get flamed by Silver Lulu? You fucking bastards! (Deleted message)>
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No matter who you are, if you keep doing this, we're not gonna stand for it (Deleted message)>
You've been spamming like crazy and still can't hold it in ㄴㅈㄹ lol lol lol>
The spam disappeared as quickly as it had risen. For a second the chat was silent, then the same assholes returned. Oh, that one was a pretty well-crafted big dick ASCII art. In any case... "Why did you lose to Silver Lulu? ...Ah. ...Eh. ...That's... there was a story... I can't explain it, but there was a real reason... a real one... It really was..."
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol>
Holding the hard counter and losing, 'there was a story' lol lol>
Pathetic, Basla. Really>
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lol lol lol lol the woman who was so proud is now stuttering lol>
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol>
Doesn't it seem out of place? Right?>
Hard counter (Master flamed by Silver) lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol>
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Our Basla is so cute it's true!!!! You bastards!!!>
Wow, I'm so horny (Deleted message)>
Hmph. Still can't believe it. Because she's Holine, I can't just spill everything! "Ah. ...A little irritated." Really, Lulu is unbeatable against him. It's because he's a new character right now, so all the bug-related plays haven't been discovered yet. The skill structure itself gives Lulu overwhelming advantages. Once the bugs are patched, Lulu won't even scratch a Master like him. You idiots. You only ever fought a proper Lulu, that's why you're saying that. Well, it's not Lulu's fault that she's on the brink of extinction anyway. "Bubble bubble." To soothe my boiling heart, I pulled out a chocolate and popped it into my mouth. Chocolate was always the right choice. The sweetness spreading across my tongue made my stress plummet. At the same time, I finally realized exactly what I had to do. ...Heh. A smile slowly rising. If that's the case, there's only one thing I have to do. "Show you a proper Lulu." "Okay, then how about this? Shall we settle it with 'that'?" I said it calmly, and at the same moment, the chat exploded with new messages.
Eek>
'That'?>
Ah lol Basla this bastard triggered it again>
Eek>
What the hell is that>
Eek>
Go go go lol lol lol>
Ah fuck, Celgal people are avoiding inflow>
Please both of them be gone ㅠㅠㅠ>
What???>
Celgal bastards, tell us what you know too>
Please both of you leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
Nen nen nen nen!!! I want to do that with Nona too!!!!>
What is 'that'? Is it sex? (Deleted message)>
Eek>
What is that? Is it asking Yas?>
I said it, a small smile I couldn't hide creeping onto my face. "『1v1』, I decide. After this stream ends, I'll accept every challenge until midnight tonight. If I don't lose even one game against you, then accept that Lulu is the natural counter to Goru."
No way lol>
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol>
???????????????>
Kyaaaa!!!!>
Ah, so this is what 1v1 demon is all about? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol>
Wow, a real crazy bitch>
Our real Basla is right, yeah...>
Then what happens if I lose????>
It's really not easy>
If you lose, what do you do? If you lose, what do you do? If you lose, what do you do?>
Wow.....>
Nona I love you! Nona I love you! Nona I love you!>
It's the real furry Basla I knew, yeah.... I'm sorry for doubting>
What happens if I lose? ...Um, I haven't decided yet." My thoughts didn't take long. In my head, the perfect trap flashed into view. A condition that no one could refuse to accept. A hook I couldn't escape without accepting the challenge. "Heh." Looking down on everyone in the chat with a calm, almost mocking smile. "By the way, I noticed quite a few people complaining about the photos I posted last time. They said my hair was covering everything up."
Ah.>
As expected.>
I'm having so much fun.> "1v1 is..." just imagining it makes my heart want to burst. "If even one game of mine is lost-" I said it, hesitation gone, an arrogant grin spreading across my face, my voice carrying a smug tone as I looked down at everyone in the chat. "I'll apologize with my naked body. I'll do it right this time. From every angle you want."
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