The Luna Love Club's Dark Side

p>No way—!

p>No fricking way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p>I told you to bring me excuses!

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Pop!

p>The blurry screen dropped immediately.

p>And the next instant, the ferocious sound of keyboard strikes.

p>-Tada-da-da-da-dak! Thud! Tada-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dak! Thud!

p>-Click-click-click-click. Click-click-click-click.

p>A moment later, the returned screen showed the earlier chat completely gone.

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p>-Whoa... is this some kind of madness?

p>-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

p>-So bold, you crazy bastard lol

p>-Alright~ A little ruckus, everyone~ Now, again. One! Two! Three! Cue!!!

p>-Wasn't that guy Kojas? Legend, lol lol

p>-Crazy woman, found it out from the beginning of the Celt In Gal ㅇㅇ (deleted message)

p>-As expected, the representative crazy woman of the Celt In Gal lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol (deleted message)

p>-Since earlier, what exactly is the Celt In Gal doing right now___

p>-Saying weird things immediately gets the guest to use the Lulu Palace lol lol

p>-Coordinates marked on the Celt In ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Gal

p>-I'm coming in for a 1-on-1 session right now lol lol

p>-A little ruckus, everyone~~

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p>The blurry screen said again, teeth gritted.

p>“Is there any reason you chose a nickname like that?”

p>(TearWheelSlayer is typing...)_

p>(TearWheelSlayer is typing...)_

p>(TearWheelSlayer is typing...)_

p>[TearWheelSlayer: It's... because there's a Cat Man near my house, and I feed him right in front of my house.]

p>[TearWheelSlayer: At night he howls like crazy, and I can't sleep without earplugs because of it.]

p>Yeah, I should have expected an answer like this from the start.

p>Came up with it so quickly.

p>The blurry screen thought this and gave a formal nod.

p>“Oh~ Really? That must make a cat really hate you.”

p>[TearWheelSlayer: He's howling right now.]

p>[TearWheelSlayer: Should I play it for you?]

p>“......Huh?”

p>Suddenly the mic was muted.

p>Drr-rr-r-rr-r-r-r-r-r.

p>The sound of opening the curtains came through.

p>And right behind the headphones, the clear cries of a cat echoed.

p>-Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof!!!!!!!!

p>-Purr-purr-purr-purr-purr-purr-purr-purr-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof!!!!!!!!!!

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p>-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

p>-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋIs that a cat sound? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

p>-What kind of beast is making that noise

p>-Whoa, what the heck is that???

p>-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

p>-I admit I hate cats too....

p>-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

p>-I got hit by that for two days and it was seriously painful.

p>-This one I can't deny?

p>-I would awaken as a TearWheel Slayer too ㅇㅇ....

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p>The mic was muted right away.

p>[TearWheelSlayer: I've been dealing with this situation for about five years.]

p>“Huh?...... Five years...?”

p>The blurry screen's voice, genuinely shocked.

p>And the chat echoed with agreement.

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p>-Huh???

p>-Five years???

p>-???????????

p>-Why not just kill him right away?

p>-Wtf lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

p>-That really is a TearWheel.

p>-I remember the last time the cap was scratched 18

p>-Wow, they're keeping this alive, like a bodhisattva.

p>-If I were them I'd have set up a Tylenol Omakase.

p>-This one is a bit___

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p>At first, the anti-nickname sentiment was extreme, but the cruelty of the long-haired stray and the sympathy for the TearWheel Slayers nickname started to show goodwill.

p>Phew. Good thing.

p>First stage success.

p>Now, the next.

p>The barrage from the gallery.

p>The blurry screen glanced at the gallery and saw three people already piled up there.

p>Each comment had about eight replies.

p>He quickly deleted them all.

p>But some users had already noticed.

p>Now the defense game began.

p>Had to block the incoming waves.

p>At the same time, the new chats came up.

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p>-Celt In Gal representative beauty TearBaSl!!! Celt In Gal representative beauty TearBaSl!!! Celt In Gal representative beauty TearBaSl!!! Celt In Gal representative beauty TearBaSl!!! Celt In Gal representative beauty TearBaSl!!! Celt In Gal representative beauty TearBaSl!!! Celt In Gal representative beauty TearBaSl!!! Celt In Gal representative beauty TearBaSl!!! (deleted message)

p>-Please just give one photo, TearWheel Slayer-nim T_T T_T T_T T_T T_T (deleted message)

p>-The entire Celt In Gal supports TearWheel Slayer!!!! The entire Celt In Gal supports TearWheel Slayer!!!! The entire Celt In Gal supports TearWheel Slayer!!!! The entire Celt In Gal supports TearWheel Slayer!!!! (deleted message)

p>-What is this spamming lol lol lol lol

p>-Is this broadcast where the malicious troll merged with the Celt In Gal?? Is this broadcast where the malicious troll merged with the Celt In Gal?? Is this broadcast where the malicious troll merged with the Celt In Gal?? Is this broadcast where the malicious troll merged with the Celt In Gal?? Is this broadcast where the malicious troll merged with the Celt In Gal?? (deleted message)

p>-?? What are those guys?

p>-Weird people are getting entangled___

p>-This woman beat up a Silver and got naked dogeza certification, ㅇㅇ This woman beat up a Silver and got naked dogeza certification, ㅇㅇ This woman beat up a Silver and got naked dogeza certification, ㅇㅇ This woman beat up a Silver and got naked dogeza certification, ㅇㅇ This woman beat up a Silver and got naked dogeza certification, ㅇㅇ This woman beat up a Silver and got naked dogeza certification, ㅇㅇ This woman beat up a Silver and got naked dogeza certification, ㅇㅇ (deleted message)

p>-Aigoo, the crazy bastards of the Celt In Gal...!! Aigoo, the crazy bastards of the Celt In Gal...!! Aigoo, the crazy bastards of the Celt In Gal...!! Aigoo, the crazy bastards of the Celt In Gal...!! Aigoo, the crazy bastards of the Celt In Gal...!! (deleted message)

p>-At this time, merging with the naked dogeza troll... Disappointing..! Blurry Sky-nim! At this time, merging with the naked dogeza troll... Disappointing..! Blurry Sky-nim! At this time, merging with the naked dogeza troll... Disappointing..! Blurry Sky-nim! (deleted message)

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p>But this level was within expected range.

p>At most around thirty accounts.

p>This was easy to handle.

p>With the total dispatch of our managers, they could even smile coldly and say “This ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠is only this much?”

p>Once the chat window calmed, they restarted.

p>“Then, the second question! What exactly do you find most attractive about the hero Lulu?”

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p>-Farm lol lol lol lol lol (deleted message)

p>-Small breasts!!!! (deleted message)

p>-1. Enter as Lulu

p>-Lulu's weak breasts jiggle jiggle Lulu's weak breasts jiggle jiggle Lulu's weak breasts jiggle jiggle Lulu's weak breasts jiggle jiggle Lulu's weak breasts jiggle jiggle Lulu's weak breasts jiggle jiggle Lulu's weak breasts jiggle jiggle Lulu's weak breasts jiggle jiggle Lulu's weak breasts jiggle jiggle Lulu's weak breasts jiggle jiggle (deleted message)

p>-Whoa wacky cheong-nong lol lol lol lol lol whoa wacky cheong-nong lol lol lol lol lol whoa wacky cheong-nong lol lol lol lol lol whoa wacky cheong-nong lol lol lol lol lol whoa wacky cheong-nong lol lol lol lol lol whoa wacky cheong-nong lol lol lol lol lol whoa wacky cheong-nong lol lol lol lol lol whoa wacky cheong-nong lol lol lol lol lol whoa wacky cheong-nong lol lol lol lol lol (deleted message)

p>-Lulu's average is really reversed___.

p>-TearBaSl, let's do 1v1 with a photo, TearBaSl, let's do 1v1 with a photo, TearBaSl, let's do 1v1 with a photo, TearBaSl, let's do 1v1 with a photo, TearBaSl, let's do 1v1 with a photo, TearBaSl, let's do 1v1 with a photo, TearBaSl, let's do 1v1 with a photo, TearBaSl, let's do 1v1 with a photo (deleted message)

p>-Whoa, ㄹㅇ abyss

p>-Wanting to do this to a child character___ . Bite your head off, you bastards.

p>-Fact) Lulu's age is officially unknown

p>-Lulu isn't a child. High school level at least

p>-Even high school kids are children, gay.

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p>Ah, the word choice was wrong.

p>The blurry screen immediately scolded himself.

p>He had no idea there were so many people crazy about Lulu.

p>Even some who had over 32 months of subscriber badges sometimes typed such chats.

p>The blurry screen's head throbbed.

p>It felt like looking into a deep abyss.

p>The accidental realization that a somewhat familiar man was actually a hopeless human with the hobby of walking around naked in the park.

p>'Keep your composure, Da-eun. It's fine. This hasn't happened just once.'

p>“E-everyone, calm down. Even if it's a virtual character, please refrain from crossing lines. If you keep doing this, I won't proceed?”

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p>-Hah

p>-Heuck

p>-I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

p>-Lulu's really serious

p>-Hold yourselves back, everyone ㅇㅇ

p>-The Lulu Love Gang crazy bastards...!!

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p>The blurry screen continued, trying to change the flow.

p>“Now, I'll ask the question again. Is there any reason you became Lulu...?”

p>[TearWheelSlayer: I liked the performance.]

p>“...Huh? Lulu's... performance... you like it...?”

p>What the heck is this saying?

p>Like, I like the mellow body of soju, so I drink it.

p>What is this even saying?

p>[TearWheelSlayer: Yes.]

p>[TearWheelSlayer: It's an irremediable trash character, right]

p>[TearWheelSlayer: Why isn't it being deleted?]

p>-A

p>......Haha.

p>Only hollow laughter came out.

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p>-The artisan can't even stop hating Lulu

p>-Don't listen to our Lulu!! Cover your ears T_T Don't listen to our Lulu!! Cover your ears T_T Don't listen to our Lulu!! Cover your ears T_T Don't listen to our Lulu!! Cover your ears T_T Don't listen to our Lulu!! Cover your ears T_T (deleted message)

p>-Why are you killing our child's spirit!!!!!

p>-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

p>-Is this person the Lulu artisan?

p>-Lulu ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠artisan official) Lulu is an irremediable trash

p>-The artisan says it that way, please don't pick Lulu in Solange, you amateur orphans Lulu Love Gang bite-heads (deleted message)

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