A Pervert's Cock Craves a Lewd Pussy
Ted tapped Goddess Tiana's lips with the head of his cock, prompting her to open her mouth wide.
"Drink up and don't spill a drop, Tiana."
"Yes~ Lord Ted♥"
Tiana beamed with the ecstatic face of a female in heat.
Gazing down at her lewd face...
Pssssshhh!
Ted finally let loose, pissing straight into Goddess Tiana's mouth.
"Haaahhh~♥"
Tiana's wide-open mouth began to fill with Ted's warm urine.
Looking down at her, the sight was incredibly erotic.
Even I have to admit, I'm an absolute degenerate!
Getting turned on by pissing on a woman... it was a pretty hardcore, niche fetish.
Wait, Tiana... isn't swallowing?
Though slightly puzzled, Ted didn't stop the flow.
And then,
Trickle...
The urine overflowing from her mouth trickled down her chin and cascaded over her breasts.
Seeing Tiana's eyes curve into a sly, bedroom squint, it was obvious she was letting it spill over her body on purpose.
"My, my. Did you want to be covered in my piss from head to toe?"
Ted pulled his tip from her mouth and aimed directly at her breasts, letting the stream splash over them.
In this special dimension, he could urinate infinitely, allowing him to indulge in his degenerate whims without restraint.
Gulp, gulp, gulp.
Tiana swallowed the mouthful of urine and seductively licked her lips.
"It's delicious...♥ Your piss is always the absolute best, Ted♥"
Tiana cupped her hands to catch the stream like water from a fountain, drinking it down once more.
Gulp, gulp.
The sight of the supreme goddess drinking his urine while letting it wash over her breasts was so incredibly lewd that Ted's erection grew even harder.
Ugh...! It's getting harder to pee!
Because of his rock-hard erection, he had to strain much harder to keep the stream going.
Consequently, the pressure of the stream intensified, giving the goddess a vigorous golden massage.
"Ahhn...♥"
Reveling in the powerful stream, the goddess lay face down.
Wondering what she was doing, Ted watched as she flexibly arched her back in reverse, raising her lower body into a scorpion-like pose.
Whoa! Look at that flexibility!
Thanks to her pose, her pussy was thrust high into the air.
"...♥ The scorpion pose... Your goddess urinal is ready, Lord Ted♥"
Seemingly thrilled by this self-deprecating roleplay, Goddess Tiana kept addressing him with high respect.
Ted decided to temporarily lift his restriction on her calling him "Master" just for the duration of this play.
"Hmm~ Just this once, I'll let you call me whatever you want."
"Ahhn♥ Yes~!! Master Ted~! Please, use this filthy goddess urinal as much as you like♥"
Sure enough, she immediately switched to "Master."
This was exactly the kind of degenerate play the goddess craved.
Because she stood at the absolute pinnacle of the heavens, falling to the very bottom of the earth and being treated like a common sex slave gave her the ultimate, mind-melting pleasure.
"Very well, then. Shall we inspect the state of this urinal?"
Ted aimed his unending stream of urine at the goddess's pussy.
In response, the goddess reached back with both hands and spread her vulva wide open.
Her hymen, which had been intact just moments ago, was now completely gone.
I actually took a goddess's virginity. Even thinking about it now, it's unbelievable. A literal miracle.
He felt truly blessed to possess a cock so lewd and powerful that even a deity would succumb to it.
Shhhhhhh!
Ted pissed directly into the goddess's wide-open pussy.
Watching her lewd slit fill up with his urine drove his excitement to the absolute brink.
And so,
Thrust!!!
"Kyaaa~♥"
Unable to hold back any longer, Ted rammed his cock deep into her pussy.
He drove it all the way in, reaching her womb in a single, fluid motion.
Thanks to the intense uterus sex they had enjoyed earlier, stretching her cervix to slip inside her womb was now effortless.
Ssssshhhhh!
Locked deep inside, he unleashed a powerful stream of urine directly into the goddess's womb.
Ugh...! This is the absolute best!!
Pissing directly inside Goddess Tiana's womb filled him with an intoxicating sense of taboo.
The sheer thrill of committing such a divine sin was exhilarating.
So this is why criminals commit crimes, he thought, understanding the mindset of a lawbreaker for the very first time.
"Ahhh~♥ Inside my womb...♥ Your pee is pooling up, Master Ted♥♥♥ It feels... it feels like I'm pregnant with your baby♥♥♥"
What?!
Spurt!!
He blew his load.
He had been in the middle of urinating, but those words from the goddess triggered an instant, soft-penis ejaculation.
It was the first time in Ted's life that mere words had made him cum so suddenly.
"Oh? That felt a bit strange just now..."
"You're imagining things."
Spank!
"Kyaah~♥"
Ted gave her ass a hard slap to change the subject, then resumed urinating.
Damn... Hearing a literal goddess talk about being pregnant with my child... is way too hot.
With his heart pounding wildly, Ted stared down at the goddess's lewd pussy.
I want to get this goddess pregnant!!
Honestly speaking,
Laila, Eileen, Princess, and now even the Goddess—he had claimed four incredible women as his lovers.
Though there were still some conditions to resolve with Eileen, they weren't major hurdles. If Ted wished, he could easily make them all his wives.
Wait, hasn't my dream basically been achieved already?
Securing Eileen, the greatest archmage of humanity, was already half the battle, but now he had the supreme goddess herself in his grasp.
No, seriously, I've already achieved my goal, haven't I???
The realization hit Ted like a freight train.
His dream of becoming the ultimate harem king by collecting the strongest women in the world was practically complete.
And it had only been three days since he first started flirting with them.
Of course, there were still finer details he wanted to flesh out.
Since he was building a harem anyway, he wanted to expand his collection of different types of women.
Just like a dedicated collector.
Suddenly, I feel so relaxed.
Since his dream was already fulfilled, all that was left was to expand his collection. With that peace of mind...
Then, wouldn't it be fine to start getting them pregnant now?
Originally, he had planned to postpone having children, thinking it would take years to conquer the strongest women and establish his harem kingdom.
But since he had achieved it in just three days, why not start filling his beloved women with his seed? The thought was incredibly tempting.
Ugh...!
Wrestling with his thoughts, Ted gave the scorpion-posed goddess's clitoris a sharp pinch.
"Kyaaaah~♥"
He pulled his cock out of her pussy, and then—
Squish!
"Hehhg~♥"
He rammed his shaft straight into her anus and let loose another powerful stream of urine.
Splurrrrt!!
While he filled her backside with urine, the liquid inside her vagina began to leak out.
Without his cock acting as a plug, the urine that had filled her womb and vaginal canal spilled over.
"It's so warm...♥"
Due to her inverted scorpion pose, the leaking urine dripped right onto Goddess Tiana's head.
Her beautiful golden hair was soaked in piss, yet she looked absolutely blissful.
"Look at that. The piss I took so much trouble to fill your womb with is leaking out. Squeeze your pussy walls and keep it inside."
"Ahhn...♥ I'll try...♥"
Goddess Tiana clenched her vaginal muscles, desperately trying to stop the leakage.
Watching her struggle so lewdly only fueled Ted's arousal further.
She's just so incredibly hot... Tiana is surprisingly easy to handle, too. If I play my cards right, I could definitely get her pregnant...
A deep, burning desire to impregnate Goddess Tiana took root in his heart.
However, he suppressed the urge and kept the thought to himself.
But if she actually gets pregnant... that would mean I've overstepped my role as a mere 'masturbation toy.'
His status as her boyfriend was a loophole—a convenient excuse where she simply called her favorite sex toy her "boyfriend."
The other gods turned a blind eye to save face, but if they found out Goddess Tiana was actually pregnant?
They would tear into her like rabid dogs. Factions would form, and just as she warned, the Gods' Great War would erupt.
Of course, having survived over a thousand such wars, Tiana would likely survive the next one too.
But the other women Ted loved, his hometown, his family, and this entire world would be completely obliterated.
Ugh... I have to hold back...!!!
Feeling as if he were weeping tears of blood, Ted forced himself to suppress his desire to impregnate her.
I've already achieved my dream, but new desires always crop up, don't they?
Making Tiana his girlfriend made him want to get her pregnant.
But to make that possible, he had to make Tiana his official wife.
And to make her his wife, he had to silence any complaints from the other gods.
And to silence the gods... I need to become powerful enough to be recognized by the majority of the pantheon.
It was a task infinitely more difficult than gaining the approval of Eileen's prestigious family.
...For now, I'll hold off on impregnating the girls until I find a way to earn the gods' recognition.
Yet, for some reason, Ted didn't think it was entirely impossible.
The reason was simple.
"Master Ted, I love your cock so much...♥"
Even the supreme goddess was completely enslaved by his penis.
If the rule of the mortal realm—where women vastly outnumbered men—also applied to the heavens...
He might be able to conquer the other female deities with his massive cock and force them to accept him as Tiana's husband.
"...Tiana? What's the male-to-female ratio among the gods?"
"Almost all of us are female♥"
Yep, it's definitely possible.
"Ah, could it be...♥ Do you want to turn the other goddesses into your cum-sluts too? Is there anyone you have your eye on?"
"I'd love to, but I don't really know any of them."
"In that case♥ You must!! You absolutely have to make that bitch, the Demon God, drool and lose her mind over your cock, Master Ted!♥♥♥"
That was an excellent suggestion.
If he conquered two of the highest-ranking deities, the other gods wouldn't dare oppose him.
I don't even need to conquer all of them... Just training a few high-profile goddesses should be more than enough.
"I'll give it some serious thought."
"Yes~♥ That Demon God bitch has a body just as beautiful and lewd as mine, so I'm sure you'll love her♥"
That was definitely something to look forward to.
Pop!
"Ahhn...♥"
Ted pulled his cock out of Goddess Tiana's anus.
Because he hadn't stopped urinating, her lower belly had bloated quite noticeably.
"Now, there's only one hole left, isn't there?"
Ted used his fingers to pry open her urethra.
"Ah...♥"
Squirt!
As he did, a tiny squirt of urine leaked from her pussy, which she had been desperately clenching to keep filled to the womb.
"With this, I've officially marked every single part of your body with my piss."
Splurrrrt!
"Heeeuuuuung~♥"
Ted pushed hard, urinating directly into Goddess Tiana's urethra.
Experiencing the sensation of urine rushing backward into her urethra for the first time in her life, the goddess's pussy and anus twitched in ecstasy.
Since the bladder had far less capacity than her womb or rectum, it filled up almost instantly.
"Ah...♥ My entire body is filled to the brim with your pee, Master Ted...♥ I'm so happy...♥"
"As a goddess, it's only right that you share that happiness with your faithful believers."
"Huh...? How...?"
"With these."
Ted wore a sinister, devious grin as he pulled three hoses of varying thicknesses from his inventory.
It was blindingly obvious which lewd holes he intended to stuff them into.
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