A Pervert's Cock Craves a Lewd Cunt, Part 18
When I asked Goddess Tiana to be my girlfriend, she squeezed her pussy and anus in sheer delight. Judging by this reaction, I felt certain she would say yes. Finally, I was about to claim the ultimate woman, the goddess who stood at the absolute pinnacle of all womankind. It was practically the same as having the entire world in the palm of my hand.
With a face brimming with confidence, Ted kissed the goddess's lips once more. Smooch.
“Be my girlfriend, Tiana.”
He commanded her in the exact dominant style she craved, pinching and tugging at her nipples with even greater force.
“Ahhn...♥”
When he roughly thrust the fingers he had inserted into her urethra, vagina, and anus, her body shuddered, and she threw her arms around him.
“It feels too good...♥ I love it so much, Ted...♥”
Holding him in a tight embrace, the goddess eagerly pressed her lips against his in a deep, passionate kiss. Mwah, slurp, smooch, smooch, smooch.
Eventually, she slowly pulled her lips away. Slipping out of his embrace, she stepped down onto the floor and gave him her answer.
“Ted, your command makes me so incredibly happy♥ I want nothing more than to be your girlfriend.”
I've won over the goddess! Just as Ted was inwardly celebrating—
“However...”
The goddess dropped to her knees on the spot, bowing so deeply that her forehead touched the ground in a profound gesture of apology.
“I am so sorry, Ted... I cannot grant you that wish. I cannot be your girlfriend.”
Huh...?
Hadn't everything been flowing perfectly? He had played into her exact preferences, caressed her perfectly, and the atmosphere was dripping with pure lust. Ted's cock went slightly soft.
Wait, was I the only one enjoying this? Was she just humoring my perverted tastes...?
Ted began to worry that because he was a sadist, the goddess had merely been acting like a masochist to please him. That would be a disaster. To truly possess the goddess, he had to give her the sex she wanted. If it was the other way around, she might slip through his fingers.
“Was I not good enough?”
Ted asked honestly. At his question—
“No, no! Absolutely not!”
The goddess snapped her head up, her face filled with genuine panic at the misunderstanding. At the very least, it didn't seem to be because she was unsatisfied with Ted.
“Every single word I said while enjoying sex with you was the absolute truth. You are the greatest man alive. In my heart, I want to be your girlfriend more than anything.”
Then why on earth was she refusing? Ted couldn't comprehend it. They had shared their bodies in the most degenerate ways, and their hearts were clearly aligned. What could possibly prevent them from being boyfriend and girlfriend?
“Don't tell me... we can't even be sex friends?”
“Oh, that is absolutely fine! Didn't I tell you? I will gladly be Ted's exclusive cum-dumpster for the rest of my life♥”
Crawling over on all fours, the goddess approached him, took his slightly softened cock in both hands, and began to lick it eagerly with her tongue. Slurp, lick, slurp.
Boing!
Instantly, Ted's cock, which had been drooping from his loss of confidence, swelled back to its massive, majestic size.
“I keep all my promises. As long as time is stopped, you can summon me whenever you want and use me like a cum-dumpster sex toy♥”
“If you're willing to go that far, I don't see why we can't be boyfriend and girlfriend. Wouldn't it be even more fun if we were officially together?”
The goddess continued to lick Ted's shaft diligently, ensuring his confidence—and his erection—wouldn't falter again. As she did, she carefully explained her reasoning.
“Ted... let me explain everything. It is for your own safety.”
“For my safety...?”
Tiana wrapped both hands around Ted's shaft and began to slowly stroke him. Thanks to her handjob, his arousal remained at a fever pitch, leaving no room for doubt.
“Please don't misunderstand me. I have already fully accepted being your exclusive cum-dumpster.”
The goddess paused, then continued.
“If other gods look at us and see a mere sex friend relationship, they will simply assume that I am using you as a crude masturbation tool. To a god, mortal beings are nothing more than toys.”
“Other gods...”
“Yes. Up to that point, they will just view me as a perverted goddess who enjoys being played with by her toy.”
Choosing her words with extreme care, the goddess gently flicked her tongue over the tip of his glans. Slurp, lick.
“But... if we become boyfriend and girlfriend, the story changes. We would whisper sweet nothings to each other even when we aren't having sex. The other gods would find that highly bizarre.”
Stroke, stroke, stroke. The goddess gradually increased the speed of her handjob. The intense pleasure made Ted feel as though he was on the verge of erupting.
“As a result, if they discover that I truly love you and am treating a human as an equal to a god...”
Spurt! Splurt! Goddess Tiana caught every single drop of the semen shooting from Ted's cock directly in her mouth, swallowing it all down. Gulp, gulp, gulp. Wearing an expression of pure bliss, she continued.
“...♥ Ted, you will become the target of the other gods' wrath and jealousy.”
“So the other gods are the problem.”
“Yes. There are male and female deities who have set their sights on me but failed to claim me. Not to mention, there will be gods who are simply outraged that a mere toy is being elevated to the status of a deity.”
“What happens if that occurs?”
Rub, rub. Having finished cleaning his cock, Tiana gently massaged his shaft again as she answered.
“Naturally, I would fly into a rage at any god who dared speak ill of my precious Ted. Consequently, the divine realm would split into a faction that sides with me and a faction that opposes me.”
Smooch. Goddess Tiana lightly kissed the tip of his cock.
“And that would highly likely trigger another Gods' Great War.”
“What?! Me becoming your boyfriend could cause something that catastrophic?!”
“If I were some weak, insignificant deity whose very existence was barely noticed, it wouldn't matter. The other gods wouldn't care. But...”
Tiana looked up at Ted.
“I am Goddess Tiana Sei. A high-ranking God. For me to love a human would send shockwaves through the entire divine realm.”
“Unbelievable...”
Did this mean it was truly impossible to make the goddess his girlfriend? Of course, being sex friends with a goddess was already an incredible arrangement, but it would be a lie to say he wasn't disappointed.
“I don't care if a Gods' Great War breaks out. My only fear... is losing you, Ted, in the crossfire.”
Tiana explained that in the past, one of the high-ranking gods had fallen in love with an angel. Even though angels held a far higher status than humans, the backlash had been immense because gods viewed everyone but themselves as toys. As a result, the divine realm split into opposing factions, igniting a devastating Gods' Great War. This had happened when Goddess Tiana was still a young deity.
“Countless planets were obliterated in that conflict. Of course, after the war ended, the planets were restored and life was recreated.”
However, during the war, the angel loved by the high-ranking god was killed. Their soul was completely obliterated, leaving no possibility of resurrection. Driven mad by grief, that high-ranking god went on a rampage, slaughtering other deities. In the end, Tiana, who was still a young goddess at the time, had to join forces with the current Demon God to slay him. That was the moment both she and the Demon God gained their legendary status among the pantheon.
“Since then, the Gods' Great War has erupted several times for various reasons. It seems to happen roughly once every few hundred thousand years.”
The goddess spoke as if reminiscing about old times.
“I have personally witnessed over a thousand of those wars.”
Ted was stunned. To have witnessed a war that occurred once every few hundred thousand years over a thousand times meant the goddess had lived for at least several hundred million years. The sheer, unfathomable scale of the world's history blew his mind.
Lick. Having finished her explanation, the goddess licked Ted's cock once more.
“This is why... So please, could you be satisfied with just being sex friends...? I beg of you.”
Making Eileen his official girlfriend was highly feasible. But making a goddess his official girlfriend... there seemed to be no path forward. Did he really have to settle for being sex friends?
“If we are just sex friends, the other gods will only see you as a masturbation toy that I happen to be extremely fond of, so there won't be any issues.”
With that perception, the other gods would actively avoid interfering. Touching a toy that a high-ranking goddess was fond of was practically an open declaration of war against her. After all, one must always ask for permission before playing with someone else's toy.
“Hmm...”
Ted fell into deep thought. Then, a sudden realization struck him.
“Wait a minute... If whispering sweet nothings and showing affection outside of sex is what makes them suspect we're in a relationship...”
Ted smirked.
“Then can't we just keep acting like complete perverts even during our casual hangouts? Like a sex toy that you wear twenty-four hours a day.”
“Huh...?”
The goddess's face went completely blank.
“I will officially become a public sex toy. Since I'm not a human but a public sex toy, there shouldn't be any issue even if your pet name for me is 'boyfriend,' right?”
“T-T-That... well... if you yourself claim to be a sex toy, the other gods wouldn't deign to pick a fight with a mere object for the sake of their own dignity... but... is this really okay...?”
“You'll just be known as a perverted goddess who has a bizarre habit of calling her sex toy her 'boyfriend.' Right? You won't be a goddess who loves a human, but a total degenerate of a goddess who is deeply in love with her sex toy.”
“U-U-Uh... in that case... wait... oh... yes, I suppose... there shouldn't be... any problems...???”
The other gods would object to a deity loving a human because humans were supposed to be toys. A mortal could never be permitted to stand on equal footing with a god. But what if she loved a sex toy that simply looked like a human? Since both Ted and the goddess explicitly defined him as a sex toy, he would never be elevated to her level. It would merely be seen as a goddess playing a highly perverted game of house with her favorite toy.
“...You are a genius. You actually bypassed the divine taboo of loving a mortal by completely discarding your own humanity.”
The goddess was in absolute awe. To solve a cosmic, divine dilemma with such a degenerate loophole was nothing short of brilliant.
“My humanity and pride? I'd throw them away in a heartbeat if it means I get to have you, Tiana.”
Ted tapped Goddess Tiana's lips with his massive, proudly erect cock and asked:
“So, let me ask you again. Tiana, will you be the girlfriend of your very own public sex toy?”
“Hahn...♥ Yes~!! I will gladly be the girlfriend of my public sex toy, Ted~♥♥♥”
Chomp! With her worries completely resolved, a look of pure happiness washed over the goddess's face as she took Ted's cock into her mouth and began to suck on it greedily.