A Lifetime Free Pass
Ted stared wide-eyed, his gaze locked onto Eileen's panties-devoured crotch.
“Anything… you’ll grant me anything…?”
Does that mean sex is on the table? Can I actually shove my cock into the lewd hero Eileen's pussy?
Just imagining it made Ted's Neo Armstrong Dick spring to full, rigid attention.
Why does the phrase 'grant you anything' sound so incredibly dirty?
In reality, there was no way she would agree to such an absurd demand, but a man was free to fantasize, wasn't he? Ted let his mind wander, indulging in a brief, vivid delusion of fucking Eileen.
“The wish I want… is a lifetime free pass to your pussy!!”
“What kind of bizarre wish is that?!”
“Uh-uh. A hero shouldn't speak with two pussies.”
“It's 'speak with two mouths,' you pervert! How could a pussy even talk?!”
In his delusion, Ted leaped forward in a single bound, landing right in front of Eileen. And then—
Spank!
“Ow!”
After giving Eileen's plump ass a satisfyingly meaty slap, he forced her to bend forward. In his imagination, Eileen's body folded at the waist with the effortless flexibility of a ballerina.
“Lift your skirt and pull down your panties.”
“Why do I have to do this…”
Eileen did exactly as she was told, lifting her skirt and slowly sliding down her rabbit-patterned panties. The view of her from behind, with her panties caught around her knees, was breathtakingly erotic.
“Good. Now spread your pussy wide and get ready to get fucked.”
“You're going to shove it in without any foreplay?! My pussy needs to be wet for it to fit!”
“No problem. I'll use your pee from my canteen as lube.”
“What?! How do you even have my pee?!?!”
Ted pulled out the canteen and poured Eileen's urine over his massive Neo Armstrong Dick, using it as a lubricant. Eileen's urine, refined by her immense mana, diffused a sweet, subtle fragrance into the air.
“Now, spread your pussy before my delusion time runs out.”
“What are you talking about?!”
The imaginary Eileen spread her pussy wide with both hands, revealing her beautiful, pristine hymen. Staring at that lewd, sacred spot, Ted aimed his Neo Armstrong Dick. And just as he was finally about to plunge his cock deep into Eileen's pussy—
“What are you spacing out for?”
Eileen's voice snapped him back to reality, shattering his delusion.
Damn it! Just a little more and I would have fucked her!
Ted had been fantasizing about all of this while staring directly at the plump flesh of Eileen's crotch, which was currently devouring her panties as she stood above him. Fantasizing while looking at the real thing was incredibly thrilling and fresh. But if he dared to utter a single word of it aloud, he would undoubtedly be fried to a crisp by her lightning magic.
“I wasn't thinking about anything.”
Ted played completely dumb. He obviously couldn't admit that he had just been imagining filthy, perverted sex with her lewd body.
“Really? Anyway, Selda nagged me, saying I should go down on my hands and knees to apologize to you. But I didn't want to do that, so I'm offering to grant you a wish instead. Got it?”
“Uh... yeah, I got it.”
At that moment, Ted became intensely curious about something. He had imagined her being as flexible as a ballerina in his delusion, and now he wanted to know if she was actually that flexible in real life.
“By the way, aside from the wish, there's something I'm curious about. Rumor has it that your body is incredibly flexible. Is that true?”
He used the rumors as an excuse to casually probe.
“Isn't that just basic? If you aren't flexible in combat, you die.”
Eileen bent her upper body all the way down, pressing her chest flat against her legs. Her flexibility was astounding.
Oh! My fantasy wasn't wrong after all!
However, that posture completely blocked his view of her panties, so he silently hoped she would stop. Just as that perverted thought crossed his mind—
“If you're an adventurer, you should at least have this much flexibility.”
Straightening back up, Eileen lifted her right leg straight up past her head like a ballerina, forming a perfect vertical split.
Oooooh!!!
Thanks to that, something magnificent happened to Eileen's panties-devoured crotch. Because her legs were spread to their absolute limit, her pussy parted slightly. Through the gap in her outer labia, which had already been partially visible, a glimpse of her pink inner labia peeked out.
“Y-You're incredibly flexible.”
“Right?”
Eileen maintained that highly suggestive pose, looking thoroughly proud of her limber body.
Sh-She's a natural-born exhibitionist. She doesn't even realize that her panties and crotch are completely on display right now!
This was largely due to the fact that the vast majority of the world's population was female. Since they were almost always surrounded by other women, they rarely had to worry about keeping their legs closed or hiding their underwear.
You're the best, my angel of lewdness, Eileen!
Ted stared intently, burning the image of Eileen's half-exposed pussy and her wedgied panties into his memory. His mental spank bank was growing at a steady pace.
“Make sure you work on your flexibility too.”
Eileen slowly lowered her leg. Ted wished she would keep it up forever, but alas, the show was over.
“Ahem, I'll do that. But... can I ask you one more thing?”
“Go ahead.”
“I'm curious as to why you attacked me with an artificial spirit.”
“Because it was annoying watching you play around with a slime.”
The answer came without a millisecond of hesitation. She was completely serious.
Wow. Sending an artificial spirit over something so petty... heroes really have a different scale when it comes to being petty.
She said it with such shameless confidence that he was left utterly speechless.
“Anyway, hurry up and tell me what you want.”
Eileen urged.
In my heart, I want to wish for you, Eileen...
But asking for something she would obviously reject would only make her hate him. Thus, he decided to make a reasonable, wholesome, and modest request.
“It's best to seize an opportunity when it presents itself.”
Ted's expression turned serious. At that, Eileen narrowed her eyes. Her gaze practically screamed that she knew exactly what kind of perverted demand a guy like him was about to make. Which was why—
“I want you to tell me the story of how you became a hero.”
“…Huh?”
Ted's wish was completely outside of Eileen's expectations. Granted, just moments ago, he had been fantasizing about things far worse than her wildest suspicions. But outwardly, at least, he answered like a perfectly normal, pure-hearted young man. Caught completely off guard, Eileen blinked blankly.
“Uh, wait. Didn't I say 'anything'? Did I forget to mention that?”
Flustered, Eileen clarified.
“Look, I'll grant you absolutely anything. I'm the second daughter of the Divinity family, so I'm incredibly rich. If you use my name, you can secure some amazing connections, too.”
“Oh... that's amazing.”
“Right? Since I said 'anything,' you could even say you want me, you know? You're free to ask.”
Then I want a lifetime free pass to your pussy!!!
Ted's inner desires instantly went wild. He had to actively fight to keep those perverted thoughts from slipping past his lips.
“Haha, there's no way I'd ask for something like that. I'm a sensible man, you know?”
He spoke with a straight face, all while staring directly at the plump flesh of her crotch devouring her panties. He wasn't technically lying. A sensible man could still be a massive pervert.
“Hmph, is that so?”
Eileen narrowed her eyes and continued.
“If you keep holding back like that, you're going to miss out on a lot of opportunities in life. You should live more honestly, boldly, like a true adventurer.”
“In that case, your pu—!”
“Pu—?”
He had almost ruined everything. He had nearly blurted out "pussy free pass" for real.
Eileen, you're surprisingly good at setting traps.
“Ahem! Even so, I want to per... peruse your story, I mean.”
“You're a strange one...”
Ted's wish was actually genuine. He admired heroes, so he genuinely thought it would be amazing to hear a hero's tale directly from the source.
And to tell me the story, she'll have to spend time with me, right?
The fact that this was his actual ulterior motive remained a closely guarded secret. Who knew? Maybe she would invite him to her room to tell the story, and things would naturally progress into something far more intimate.
“I was planning to use it as an excuse to blast you with lightning if you said you wanted my body, but you ruined my plans...”
What a lovely personality.
But when a girl was this beautiful, everything could be forgiven. Especially when she was actively flashing her crotch and panties. Ted looked at Eileen as she fell into deep, conflicted thought. Even her troubled face was breathtakingly gorgeous. Honestly, her beauty was so exceptional that it was hard to say whether she or Lyla was the more stunning maiden.
“Since it's a promise, I'll grant it, but... a wish that takes up too much of my time is a bit difficult... Ah.”
At that moment, Eileen suddenly smirked as if a brilliant idea had just struck her. She pulled a personal diary and a blank notebook from her robes, chanted a quick spell, and perfectly duplicated the contents of her diary into the blank notebook.
“Here, take this. It's a copy of my diary. It's a magic notebook, so it has far more pages than it looks. You'll have to skim through it if you ever want to finish reading it.”
“Huh?”
What? So the 'invited to her room' event wasn't going to happen? What a massive disappointment.
“I excluded all the private, personal stuff when copying it, so you can read it without any worries.”
That's even more disappointing.
“Well, your wish has been granted, right? I'll be off then. See you... 'again'.”
“Ah, yeah. Thanks. I hope to see you again.”
Eileen gave a light wave, spun on her heel, and walked away. Thanks to her sudden turn, the rear view of her rabbit panties—which had been hidden until now—was finally revealed.
Half her ass cheeks are completely exposed!
How on earth did she even wear her underwear? But he wasn't complaining. It was a flawless display of fan service right up to the very end.
Maybe I should start worshipping Eileen from today onward.
After all, he had a canteen filled with her holy water. Maybe he should offer daily prayers to it? Utterly oblivious to Ted's degenerate thoughts, Eileen strolled down the path. Further down the road, two women who appeared to be her party members were waiting for her. Although they were too far away to make out their faces clearly, one was likely a human companion. And the other was undoubtedly her SSS-grade Intelligence Weapon, Selda, who allowed Eileen to wield her devastating lightning magic.
“Honestly! Why on earth did you do that to a complete stranger? I am not a weapon meant for such antics!”
“Ugh... more nagging... I said I’m sorry. And I did apologize properly.”
“Liar. You had that look on your face like you just thought of something mischievous. You’re going to do it again, aren't you? Instead of that, you should have shown some sincerity by stripping naked, getting on your hands and knees, and apologizing!”
“W-W-What are you talking about?! Did I really do something that bad?”
“Yes.”
“Ugh...”
Eileen rejoined her companions, chatting as they walked away.
There they go.
Watching their retreating figures, Ted felt a swelling sense of accomplishment. Regardless of how it happened, he had defeated an artificial spirit. On top of that, he had received some sizzling fan service from a legendary hero, along with a copy of her personal diary. Today was undoubtedly going to be a major turning point in his life. With that pleasant thought, Ted headed toward a different gate than the one they had taken.
Sigh... I miss Eileen already.
A lewd beauty with a terrible personality but top-tier fan service.
It looks like Eileen has officially become my very first favorite hero.
Man... I can't wait to get back and read this diary. What could be inside?
Surely, it would be filled with stories of her grueling efforts to become a hero. Though it was a crying shame she had omitted her private life. Ted ran toward the city in high spirits, his mind filled with anticipation. Just as one of the gates to the city's beginner zone came into view—
“Huh?!! It's him! That useless newbie bastard! What a perfect time to run into you!”
Suddenly, a familiar voice echoed from a distance, and the two bad girls from earlier stepped out to block Ted's path.
“You bastard! What kind of lies did a useless newbie like you spread about us?!”
Bad Girl A shrieked in fury, while Bad Girl B glared at him from her side.
“Lies? What the hell are you talking about all of a sudden?”
Being falsely accused out of nowhere was irritating, even if it was coming from a woman. If a man had said that to him, Ted's fist would have already connected with his face.
“I'm talking about what happened earlier! The receptionist lady hates my guts now! Right after I mocked you, you went and whispered to her. You must have badmouthed me then!”
“………”
Ted took a moment to recall the events of earlier. But they had only talked about a normal quest, and Lyla had tried to seduce him. He hadn't even mentioned these girls. Besides, hadn't this idiot been dragged away by the guards for sexually harassing Lyla in the first place?
“Look, you've got it all wrong. I did no such thing.”
“Don't play dumb, you cowardly prick! We had to pay a massive bail just to get out because of you!”
Isn't that entirely your own fault?
“You don't have any real skills, so you resort to petty gossip! A guy like you needs to be taught a lesson!!”
Bad Girl A suddenly reached into her pocket, pulled out a scrap of cloth, and threw it right at Ted.
“…??”
Wondering what it was, Ted caught it with his left hand and unfolded it. It was a pair of white panties. What's more, there was a damp, distinct stain right at the crotch. These were undoubtedly the very panties Bad Girl A had been wearing earlier.
“…Are you seducing me?”
My bad, Bad Girl A. I misjudged you. If you're going to offer me such a lewd invitation, I can forgive all your sins. After all, I'm a very generous man when it comes to sex.
“Alright, which motel are we heading to?”
“N-No, you idiot! It's obvious I threw the wrong thing!!”
Bad Girl A panicked, her face flushing red as she hastily pulled another piece of cloth from her pocket and threw it. Ted caught and unfolded this one too, only to find a plain glove.
“You caught it!! I challenge you to a duel!”
“Ah~ playing knight from a fairy tale, are we?”
There were no such formal rules for fights between adventurers. They simply drew their weapons and beat each other up. This was just her mimicking something she had read in a book. Ted tossed the useless glove onto the ground and slipped the panties into his inventory.
“…?! Hey! Why are you keeping my panties!!”
“Didn't you give them to me to use as tonight's jerk-off material? Thanks, I'll put them to good use.”
“I did not!!! Give them back!”
Her face burning bright red, Bad Girl A drew her weapon and charged alongside Bad Girl B. An ambush by a pair of pretty bad girls... how incredibly generous of them. Thanks to this, he now had a perfectly legal excuse to grope them.