Time to Enjoy a New Kind of Kinky Sex (15)
"A horde of specters! Don't tell me those ones from earlier were just scouts..." Ted tensed. But at the same time, he couldn't help but think the timing was perfect.
With Princess being Indestructible... I can fight with everything I've got.
Since they had sent five of them just as scouts, there had to be at least thirty of them out there. Yet, he didn't feel even the slightest hint that he would lose.
"My Lord," Princess said, tightly grasping Ted's hand with a beautiful smile. "Our abilities are of the unprecedented, world-defying EX-grade. Together, a mere horde of night specters is no match for us."
Seeing her smile, Ted felt his confidence swell even further.
"You really want to be used as a weapon right away, don't you, Princess?"
At Ted's words, Princess blushed slightly like a shy child caught red-handed.
"Yes. That is true, my Lord. I wish for you to feel me as a weapon as soon as possible."
Princess stepped closer to Ted, stood on her tiptoes, and planted a soft kiss on his lips. Smooch.
"While the lewd sex we shared felt the absolute best, my very nature is that of a weapon. That is why I wish to be handled roughly as a weapon, my Master."
Ted grinned at her words. He reached out and firmly squeezed Princess's buttocks with both hands.
"Ahhn...♥"
Though he had touched and explored those cheeks countless times over the past few hours, he never grew tired of them. The texture and warmth were simply divine.
"I like the sound of that. I'll use you as a weapon, Princess. Just how roughly do you want me to handle you?"
When Ted asked, letting his sadistic streak show, Princess became incredibly excited and flushed with anticipation.
"V-Very roughly! Without mercy! As if you're going to break me! I want you to soil me completely!"
Perhaps because she was so incredibly aroused, Princess pressed her hands firmly against her pussy.
The rumors were true, Ted thought with a smirk.
He had heard that because Intelligence Weapons were born as armaments, they derived supreme happiness from being wielded as such.
"Very well, Princess. I will handle you more roughly than anyone else in the world. Just like a weapon should be."
At his words, Princess shuddered, climaxing slightly as if they were in the middle of passionate lovemaking.
"Ahhn...♥♥♥ I was hoping you would say that! My Lord!"
Princess looked ecstatically happy.
"After more than a thousand years... the day has finally come for me to be wielded as a weapon!!"
Hearts bloomed in Princess's eyes as she threw herself into Ted's embrace.
The ultimate happiness she had dreamed of for over a millennium was all coming true today.
It seemed the specters had heard Ted and Princess's voices. However, they apparently hadn't found where the hidden stairs were, as the sound of one of them falling echoed shortly after.
Since a lot of moss grew around the hidden stairs, it must have been incredibly slippery.
"They'll discover this place soon."
"I have no lingering attachments to this place anymore. Because I have you, my Master!"
"Really? But I actually have a bit of a lingering attachment... After all, this is the historic place where I made my first contract with you, Princess."
Ted laughed playfully, sliding his hand inside Princess's clothes to caress her breasts and pussy.
"And it's also the place where I claimed your virginity."
"Ahhn...♥ Y-You are right. It is a place of deep meaning...♥"
Princess began to grow highly aroused under Ted's lewd touch.
Squelch, squelch! Squish, squish, squish, squish!!
As Ted picked up the pace, rapidly and roughly thrusting his fingers deep into Princess's pussy—
"Heeeuuung~!! ♥♥♥"
Squirrrrrt!!
Already highly excited with the battle looming, Princess quickly reached a screaming climax, violently spraying her lewd juices from her urethra.
"M-Master...♥ Your finger technique has gotten even better...♥"
Princess buried her face in Ted's chest, wearing an expression of pure bliss.
"Master...♥ Let's... come back here sometimes... and do lots of lewd things...♥"
"Of course. We'll set up a magical concealment so only we can come here."
Setting up a magical barrier was a highly advanced technique and quite expensive, but he had the Archmage hero, Eileen, who would do absolutely anything he asked.
Now that she was fully trained, she would gladly conceal this place with the highest level of magic just for Ted.
Smooch. Ted gave Princess a light kiss on the lips and looked straight into her eyes.
"Once we leave the forest, let's go register you at the Association. And if we ever visit my hometown, we'll pay our respects to my Grandfather. We'll tell him his dream has been fulfilled."
"Fufu... That is a wonderful idea, my Lord. I, too, wish to meet your Grandfather again. After all, I have found true happiness thanks to the gift he left behind—you♥"
Princess smiled beautifully. Giving her a gentle kiss on that smile, Ted finished all his mental preparations.
"Alright! Shall we begin the battle? Princess, how do you transform into a weapon?"
"You only need to wish for it. You can say it aloud, or simply think it."
"I see. In that case... Come to me! Princess Sword!"
Ted shouted powerfully, imagining the form of the Princess Sword as his weapon.
Instantly, Princess's body dissolved into particles of light, transforming in Ted's hand into a massive greatsword.
The width of the blade was roughly equivalent to placing four three-kilogram two-handed swords side by side.
As such, the surface area of the sword was incredibly broad, and its length was also substantial.
Since the thickness of the blade was similar to that of a normal sword, it looked relatively thin compared to its immense width.
One might wonder if it would flutter and wobble like paper when swung, but—
As if made of a metal not of this world, it did not wobble in the slightest.
Of course. Since it possessed the Indestructible attribute, no physical distortion could possibly occur, no matter how thin it appeared.
What a beautiful sword.
A black greatsword engraved with crimson patterns. Gazing at the beautiful blade, which mirrored the colors of Princess's dress, Ted smiled with deep satisfaction.
"Magnificent, Princess."
"During my training, I swung things far heavier than this. You're as light as a feather to me."
Weight was a common trait among all Intelligence Weapons. Even when they transformed into human form, they retained the exact weight of their weapon form.
Therefore, if someone possessed a weight vastly different from a normal human, there was a high probability they were an Intelligence Weapon in human guise.
"Shall we go?"
Griping the Princess Sword, Ted headed outside without even reinforcing himself with mana.
Instead of using the stairs, he kicked off the ground, leaping a full seven meters high in a single bound.
This is amazing! Now that my Stamina has increased tenfold, my physical strength has shot up considerably as well!
"Kik?!"
When Ted suddenly burst up from the cliffside, the two specters searching the area gasped in surprise.
Whoosh! Slash!
Ted swung the Princess Sword at a speed invisible to the naked eye.
In an instant, the specters' upper and lower bodies were cleanly severed, sending them tumbling down the cliff.
As expected! No matter how much force I put into the swing, the metal doesn't scream!
The Indestructible attribute was truly the best. Thanks to it, Ted kicked off the ground without a single worry, slamming the flat of his blade into three nearby specters and blasting them off the cliff all at once.
"Kieek?!"
"Kyagah!!"
He had dispatched five specters in the blink of an eye. Only then did the remaining specters realize Ted had ascended from somewhere other than the stairs.
Screaming to coordinate, they quickly began to surround him to mount a counterattack.
"Being able to handle a weapon this roughly... is the absolute best!"
Slamming enemies away like he had just done was something a warrior would normally avoid due to the risk of snapping the blade. But now, he didn't have to worry about that at all.
The Princess Sword seemed incredibly thrilled. It was only natural. After all, she had finally met her master and was being wielded as a weapon for the first time in 1,075 years. She couldn't help but be ecstatic during her first battle.
"Thanks!"
Ted was highly pleased by her warning. When an Intelligence Weapon transformed into its armament form, it possessed an absolute 360-degree field of vision. It allowed him to fight with absolutely zero blind spots.
Thanks to this, Ted could now undertake party quests entirely on his own. Since an Intelligence Weapon was considered an independent combatant, they would be recognized as a two-player party.
"Haaah!!"
Just as the Princess Sword warned—
—Ted twisted his body to dodge the incoming projectiles.
At the same time, displaying absurd reflexes, he snatched one of the flying spears right out of the air.
"Hup!!"
Using the momentum of the spear's flight, he spun his body in a full circle and hurled it back in the direction it had come.
Thud-shatter!
The specter struck by his full-power throw was literally obliterated.
"Oh? This is fun."
It possessed the destructive power of a cannon.
Princess rejoiced, as if her master's strength was her own greatest pleasure.
To think I can fight so overwhelmingly in the Dark Forest.
Ted smirked, tightening his grip on Princess.
"Let's test out your Absolute Return skill too!"
Hearing Princess's energetic response, Ted threw the sword with all his might toward the horde of specters.
BOOM!!
With a force so immense it generated a shockwave, the Princess Sword flew toward the specter horde like a launched artillery shell.
Splack! Crunch!!
Three specters in the front line were caught in Princess's path, their bodies instantly pulverized.
Having become a blade that would never dull, Princess sliced and shattered everything in her path before vanishing into the dark depths of the forest.
"Kik?"
"Kyakyakya!!"
Seeing this, the specters cackled. Though several of their allies had fallen, their prey had foolishly thrown away his weapon.
"Kikik!"
The specters rushed Ted, sneering at him. The moment the gap between them closed to a mere five meters—
"Princess Sword!"
Ted called her name.
Flash!
In an instant, particles of light coalesced, and the Princess Sword materialized right back in Ted's hand.
"Kieek?!"
The specters panicked and tried to halt their advance, but they were far too late.
Slash! Slice!
Ted had already completed his swing. The bodies of five specters were cleanly cleaved in half, completely destroyed.
Thanks to his newly amplified strength, he didn't even need to precisely target their cores; a single, brutal blow was enough to kill them instantly.
"Incredibly, I could feel exactly where you had flown. It really felt like we were one body."
Once again, Princess accurately pointed out the positions of the specters attempting to ambush him from his blind spot. Thanks to her, Ted casually spun around, dodging their attacks while simultaneously delivering a counter-strike.
"With you by my side, I'll be able to raise my rank in no time."
Ted laughed, feeling almost like a battle-crazed berserker.
He was so full of vigor that his massive cock was already beginning to swell and assert its dominance.
It was a natural erection, a common phenomenon among men highly aroused by the thrill of combat.
"Wooooh!!"
At Princess's whispered, lewd words, Ted grew even more fired up.
With that, Ted charged straight into the remaining specters, who had now been thoroughly demoted to mere test dummies for his new weapon.