Archmage Hero Eileen's Outdoor Exposure Service (Part 2)

Inside the parted folds of the Archmage Hero Eileen's pussy, a beautiful hymen was visible. Just above it, her urethra—the tiny opening for her urine—was twitching slightly.

Wait, no way... Is she about to pee?!

Terrified, Ted frantically pulled out his canteen. He quietly poured out the remaining water against the stone wall, making sure not to make a sound.

Please, don't pee right now...!

If Eileen peed from this angle, it would splash right past his head and soak his shoulders. He had absolutely no desire to be showered in the Hero Eileen's urine in a place like this. Carefully raising the empty canteen, he positioned it directly in front of Eileen's twitching urethra.

At that exact moment...

Trickle, trickle... Splash!

With the highly erotic sound of a rushing stream, Eileen finally began to urinate.

God, that's so hot!

It was the first time in his life seeing a woman pee. And it wasn't just any woman—Eileen, the legendary Archmage Hero and savior of the world, was pissing right in front of his face. To make the situation even more insane, he was secretly catching her urine in his own canteen.

Trickle, trickle!

Fortunately, because it was a wooden canteen, the echoing sound of the urine hitting the inside wasn't too loud. Still, it wasn't completely silent, making Ted's heart hammer wildly against his ribs.

Trickle, trickle...

The sound of peeing into a canteen was bound to be different from peeing directly ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠into a dirt crevice, but luckily, the Hero Eileen seemed to be lost in thought and didn't notice a thing.

Please don't look down...

The canteen grew heavier and warmer by the second as it filled with Eileen's urine. Feeling that warmth spread through the wood while watching the endless stream spray from her urethra was so intensely erotic it nearly drove him mad.

"Ahhh... I held that in for way too long... Nothing beats the feeling of finally letting it all out... ♥"

Eileen's soft murmur drifted down from above. As a mage, she could easily use cleaning magic to make bodily waste vanish without ever having to relieve herself. However, some mages preferred to do it the natural way simply because they craved the sheer pleasure of release.

So the Hero Eileen is the type who enjoys the pleasure of release.

Ted swallowed hard, staring up at her pussy as it sprayed the golden stream. With every pulse of urine, her folds twitched, and her tight anus between her cheeks contracted and relaxed in a mesmerizing rhythm.

This is unbelievably lewd...

Normally, when meeting someone for the first time, you look at their face. Yet, despite this being his very first encounter with the legendary Hero Eileen, he hadn't even seen her face. Instead, he was getting an intimate, up-close view of her pussy, urethra, and anus.

If she catches me, I'm dead.

By the time the canteen was nearly full from her long, heavy stream, the flow finally slowed to a stop, tapering off into a few stray droplets.

Is she finally done?

Ted quietly capped the canteen and set it aside. Eileen still had absolutely no idea that a man's face was positioned directly beneath her bare crotch. And then...

Whoa?!

Due to her anatomy, a few stray drops of urine had clung to her outer labia. To shake them off, Eileen began to wiggle her hips up and down. The posture was so incredibly erotic that Ted could only stare up in a daze, his face tilted toward her. A few warm droplets of her pee splashed onto his face, but the sheer lewdness of the sight made him completely ignore it.

At that moment...

*Tap.*

The momentum of her vigorous wiggling caused her bare pussy to brush lightly against Ted's lips. And it wasn't just once.

*Tap, tap, tap.* It bumped against his mouth in rapid succession.

Holy crap! I'm screwed!

Back with Laila, her pussy had pressed against his lips through her panties, but this was the first time a woman's bare, naked slit had made direct contact with his mouth.

I'm a dead man.

He was certain he'd been caught. But...

*Rustle, rustle.*

Eileen merely reached her hand down beneath her hips, grabbed a stray clump of tall grass, and yanked it out.

"There's so much tall grass around here..."

She hadn't noticed at all. Since the grass around the crevice was quite tall, she assumed a blade of grass had brushed against her. The thought of a human hiding directly beneath her pussy was so absurd she didn't even suspect a thing.

"Ah... I can't hold back anymore... Maybe I should just do it now."

Eileen muttered to herself as she began to rub her pussy with her hand.

What?!

Right above Ted's head, the legendary Archmage Hero Eileen was starting to masturbate outdoors.

First peeing, and now she's masturbating right in front of me?!

This was the ultimate fan service. Honestly, was there any better seat in the house than this?

First, Eileen used her left fingers to spread her outer labia wide. This naturally exposed the pink inner labia hidden within, revealing her vaginal opening and her intact hymen. Then, using her right fingers, she began to rub and stimulate her clitoris just above her urethra, diving into her self-pleasure in earnest.

This is insane. It's too hot!

"Ah... hah..."

She varied her pace, sometimes rubbing slowly before suddenly speeding up, teasing her clitoris with a masterful rhythm of light and firm pressure.

So when she said she wanted to rest here, she was just making an excuse to find time to masturbate...

Rubbing her clitoris wasn't enough to satisfy her. Eileen pulled up her top and bra, exposing her bare breasts. She began to pinch and roll her pink nipples with her left hand.

"Mnh... ah..."

Her gorgeous breasts and pert nipples were fully visible through the gap of her parted legs and pulled-down panties. Yet, her face remained tantalizingly obscured, hidden behind her own chest.

"Ngh... if anyone saw me... they'd think I'm just a dirty girl who masturbates outdoors... Ah!"

Someone is seeing you. Right beneath your pussy, in fact.

*Drip.*

A droplet of the sweet, slick fluids oozing from Eileen's pussy fell onto Ted's lips. Instinctively, he licked it off. The taste was shockingly exquisite and incredibly lewd.

This was due to mana. The influence of mana altered the taste of a person's skin and bodily fluids. Because of this, even if two people sweated, the one with stronger mana would emit a pleasant fragrance instead of a foul odor. Furthermore, the stronger the individual, the more refined and delicious their bodily fluids became.

As a Hero-class powerhouse, Eileen's body constantly exuded a heavenly scent, and even the juices dripping from her pussy tasted divine. Even her urine had a sweet, fragrant aroma, making it impossible for Ted not to get incredibly aroused.

If he gave the canteen filled with Eileen's pee to an unsuspecting person, they would probably drink it thinking it was some delicious beverage. That was how drastically mana could alter the scent and taste of bodily fluids. In essence, every single part of a Hero-class beauty like Eileen was bound to taste absolutely delicious.

Now I ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠really can't move.

Ted's cock had become rock-hard, swelling to its absolute limit and wedging him even tighter inside the narrow crevice.

"Ah... ah... ngh... ahhh... ♥"

Eileen's masturbation grew increasingly frantic and wild.

"Ahhh... haaaah! ♥"

Finally reaching her climax, a torrent of sweet, fragrant squirt erupted from Eileen's urethra.

*Splash!*

The highly aromatic, sweet fluid sprayed past Ted's head and soaked his shoulders, drenching his clothes in her intensely erotic scent.

"Haa... haa..."

Eileen slowly stood up, gently stroking her sensitive folds as she basked in the afterglow of her orgasm. But the moment she turned around...

"Ah..."

She stumbled, losing her balance, and fell backward directly over the crevice. Yes—she fell right onto Ted's face.

*...!!*

Ted was completely smothered beneath Eileen's soft, heavy buttocks. Because she had fallen backward, his lips were buried directly into her wet, naked pussy. This was on a completely different level from when his face had been pressed against Laila's panties.

T-This time, I'm definitely caught.

But before Ted could even begin to imagine the consequences, an unbelievably delicious, erotic flavor spread across his tongue.

Since Ted had his mouth slightly open when Eileen fell, his tongue was pressed directly against her pussy. The impact of her weight had forced his tongue to slip out instinctively. As a result, his tongue had parted her tightly closed outer labia and was now resting against her soft, pink inner folds.

He was literally licking Eileen's pussy. The rich, intoxicating flavor of her wet slit washed over his taste buds. To be completely honest, it tasted insanely good.

Heh... to think I'd get to taste the Hero Eileen's pussy before I die. What a spectacular way to go.

At this point, the sheer coincidence of it all was mind-blowing. It felt as if his luck stat had broken past 999%, triggering a non-stop chain of incredibly lewd, fortunate events. Deciding he had no regrets, he resolved to quietly savor the taste of her pussy until she realized and killed him.

But at that moment...

"Ah... pulling all-nighters back-to-back was a bit too much..."

Eileen muttered sleepily, her eyelids fluttering as she began to doze off.

Wait, what?! She still hasn't noticed?!

It was a development tailored purely for lewdness. His luck was truly god-tier.

Peering up cautiously, Ted could see her face past her parted legs and panties as she nodded off.

*Wow... she's gorgeous.*

It was his very first time seeing the Hero Eileen's face. He never would have imagined that he'd watch her pee, watch her masturbate, and taste her pussy before finally getting a look at her face. But if she woke up now, he'd be in deep trouble.

First, let's get my tongue out...

*Slide.*

*Twitch.*

He had intended to withdraw his tongue, but his brain, thoroughly fried by the sheer eroticism of the moment, did the exact opposite and pushed his tongue even deeper inside her slit.

Oops, my bad!

Eileen's body twitched at the sudden intrusion, but she showed no signs of waking up.

I'm alive...! Wait, but what is this feeling...?

His tongue, buried deep inside her pussy, was blocked by a thin, delicate membrane. In the center of that membrane, he could feel a tiny opening. It was Eileen's hymen.

Tasting a Hero's hymen with my tongue... I can die happy now.

Having fully tasted Eileen's hymen and sweet juices, Ted closed his eyes in bliss. It was more delicious than any gourmet dish he had ever tasted in his life. Since a person's scent and fluids became more delicious the stronger their mana was, the taste of a Hero's pussy was practically a delicacy fit for the gods.

With a satisfied expression, Ted withdrew his tongue and pulled his face away. The sudden loss of contact finally caused Eileen to open her eyes.

"Ah..."

Through the gap of her legs and panties, their eyes met.

"Fatigue recovery potion..."

Or so he thought, but Eileen's eyes were completely unfocused. She still hadn't noticed Ted at all.

*Gulp, gulp.*

With a dazed, half-asleep expression, Eileen pulled a potion out of her inventory and chugged it down. The effects kicked in almost instantly, clearing her foggy mind.

"Phew... that's better. I really couldn't even make it back to the City before falling asleep."

Eileen stood up straight.

*Pat, pat.*

She patted her buttocks with both hands to brush off any dirt. Since she had fallen directly onto Ted's face, there wasn't actually any dirt on her, but in her sleep-deprived state, she assumed she had simply fallen onto the grass. The way her plump cheeks and fleshy mounds jiggled with every pat was incredibly erotic.

*Slide.*

Finally, Eileen pulled up her chick-patterned panties. Since she wore them while her pussy was still soaked in her sweet climax juices, the wetness seeped through the fabric, outlining the shape of her fleshy folds. Specifically, the distinct outline of her tightly closed outer labia was clearly visible through the damp panties. It was insanely hot.

"Clean."

At that moment, Eileen cast her cleaning magic. The damp panties dried instantly, looking as clean as if they were brand new. Since she could easily clean her clothes with magic anyway, she hadn't minded putting them on while wet.

"Ahhh... I'd better get to the City."

Eileen stretched lightly and walked away.

"..."

Three things were left behind in her wake.

First, the narrow crevice in the ground.

Second, the canteen filled with Eileen's warm urine.

And third, Ted, who stood there in a complete daze, holding that very canteen.

...So she really didn't catch me?

It was a miraculously ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠lewd turn of events.

A short while later...

Ted returned to the area where he had been hunting slimes, clutching his head in his hands. The reason was simple: he was trying to shake off his impure thoughts.

That was so hot! Unbelievably hot!!

It was so intensely stimulating that he felt a whole new level of perverted fetishes awakening inside him. He knew he should probably empty the canteen filled with Eileen's pee, but for some reason, he couldn't bring himself to throw it away. The lingering warmth of the canteen kept reminding him of her peeing and masturbating, fueling his lust. His heart hammered rapidly against his chest, refusing to slow down. He was so overwhelmed he almost wondered if he had fallen in love.

"Phew... let's clear these thoughts. Calm down."

Ted stepped down from the boulder, took a swordsmanship stance, and took a deep breath. Recalling his Grandfather's journal—which had been gifted to him as a reference guide—he prepared to practice his swordplay.

Engraving that advice into his heart, Ted had diligently studied the traits and patterns of monsters detailed in his Grandfather's journal. Referencing the swordsmanship tutorials written within, he practiced a style specialized in evasion and offense. Although he had never read a legendary secret manual, he felt that this adventure journal, packed with his Grandfather's real-world experience and wisdom, was a secret manual in its own right. With that thought, he had studied the journal relentlessly.

I can feel it...

Ted unleashed his swordsmanship toward a new batch of slimes slithering out from the surroundings.

"Hah!"

With a sharp shout, he executed a high-speed thrust. The strike pierced directly through the slime's core, shattering it instantly. The slime died in ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠a single blow, dissolving into a harmless puddle of liquid.

Though Ted didn't know it yet, he was already drawing attention as a highly anticipated rookie within the Adventurer Guild. A slime's core moved at high speeds inside its body, making it incredibly difficult to hit. Even mid-rank adventurers struggled to target it consistently. Having pierced it with absolute precision, it was only natural that he was being eyed as a promising newcomer.

At that moment, two slimes leaped from his blind spot, aiming straight for his head. Slimes were notorious for their brutal attacks, attempting to envelop an opponent's head in acidic fluid to suffocate them. Because of this, many rookies met their end to slimes, and even careless mid-rank adventurers occasionally fell victim to them.

Just as danger seemed to loom over Ted...

*Whoosh!*

Ted swiftly spun his body to evade the attack, simultaneously swinging his sword in a beautiful arc to slice through both slimes at once. Remarkably, he had shattered both of their elusive cores in a single, fluid motion.

"Phew..."

The entire sequence took less than a second. This level of speed and precision was absolutely not something a rookie should possess. Anyone with a trained eye would have been utterly shocked by his prowess.

At that moment...

Carried by the wind, a beautiful woman's voice drifted from somewhere nearby.

Ted could tell someone was speaking, but the voice was so faint, muffled by the rustling wind, that he couldn't quite make out the words.

Is that voice... Eileen's?

Ted's heart skipped a beat. After what had just happened, he couldn't get her incredibly lewd image out of his head.

Alright. This time, let's have a normal encounter!

Ted's ultimate goal was to collect the world's greatest heroines and become the ultimate harem king. He couldn't let this opportunity slip by; he had to get close to Eileen.

With that resolve, Ted turned his head toward the direction of the voice. And there...

Accompanied by a mechanical, artificial female voice, a stunning, never-before-seen Artificial Spirit was charging straight toward him with terrifying momentum, wielding a massive battleaxe.