To Ensure Quest Success, I'll Stuff Your Pussy and Anus (1)

Ted barely managed to calm his rock-hard erection.

It took him a moment to pull his hand away from Laila's pussy, but he finally stopped rubbing her wet slit.

Then.

Mwah.

He pressed a soft kiss to Laila's tender red lips and gently declined her offer in a warm, affectionate voice.

"Laila, in my heart... I want nothing more than to do just that. Truly, from the bottom of my heart. I know we'd be so happy."

Ted continued, feeling a pang of regret at having to throw away such a golden opportunity with his own hands.

"But if I accept this wonderful offer, my dream of becoming the Harem King might never progress any further."

The moment he settled down in Laila's house, he would inevitably start chasing a normal, comfortable love—one far removed from his goal of building a grand harem.

He might end up satisfied with just having Eileen, Laila, and his sex slaves, Yana and Yasa, and abandon his quest to become the Harem King altogether.

I'm going to claim even more women. Enough to truly deserve the title of Harem King.

As Ted gave his serious reply, Laila nodded gently, her face filled with understanding.

"I see... It's a shame, but I don't want to stand in your way, Ted. Your desire is my desire now."

Laila quietly yielded, snuggling tightly into his chest.

Just becoming Ted's girlfriend is a massive achievement. I shouldn't get too greedy; I don't want him to dislike me.

When Laila peeked up, she saw Ted gulp hard.

Squish.

He reached down, firmly cupping her soft buttocks, and leaned in to capture her lips in a deep kiss.

Mwah.

Pressed so tightly against him, Laila could feel Ted's massive, throbbing erection through their clothes.

She knew without a doubt that he wanted to lose himself in her body again, but unfortunately, it was time for his quest.

That was why Ted was holding back his lust, settling for groping her ass and kissing her instead.

"...Well then. I'll be off on my quest, Laila."

"Yes, have a safe trip, Ted... ♥"

It felt just like a husband and wife saying goodbye, which made Laila's heart flutter with joy.

How wonderful would it be if they even had a child together?

Laila indulged in the fantasy as she pressed a parting kiss to Ted's cheek for good luck.

Smooch.

It was a time-honored tradition, a kiss of safe passage that lovers bestowed upon adventurers setting out on a journey.

"Thank you, Laila. I'm sure today will be filled with good fortune."

Ted offered a bright smile and gave Laila a gentle hug.

Then, slowly releasing her, he turned and jogged toward the city gates.

Laila watched his retreating figure with a blissful expression, quietly waving goodbye.

The receptionists at the guild were going to be in an absolute uproar today.

After all, she was going to brag about what happened today to no end.

Who knew? Perhaps her boasting would inspire one of those receptionists to become the next member of Ted's growing harem.

Since Ted's dream is my dream now, I will use all my power and influence to help him achieve his goal of becoming the Harem King.

With that thought in mind, Laila turned on her heel and headed back to the Adventurer Guild.

Meanwhile...

A small change was occurring on the quest bulletin board in the plaza they had just left.

A new quest had just been posted.

It was a party quest.

By sheer coincidence, the quest's location was ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠the exact same area Ted was heading toward.

And this recommended rank...

...was a whopping two tiers higher than Ted's current rank, representing the absolute highest difficulty among the lower adventurer classes.

After traveling a considerable distance past the gates, his destination finally came into view.

Though he had only ever hunted slimes until now, his confidence was sky-high.

And why shouldn't it be? Even if Eileen had gone easy on him, he had successfully defeated a lower-grade Artificial Spirit.

On top of that, he was wielding the masterwork sword she had gifted him and wearing the gear she had personally recommended.

Not only that, but he now had two girlfriends (one official, one unofficial) and two sex slaves, with whom he had spent incredibly passionate, degenerate nights.

And I even got a good luck kiss, something I've always been jealous of ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠other adventurers for.

Thus, Ted felt an intoxicating rush of invincibility today.

Two F+ Rank Specters should be a piece of cake. I'll wrap this up quickly and head back.

Tonight, he would be sleeping with Laila.

He secretly hoped that her body was just like Eileen's—capable of sleeping soundly even through a heavy session of sleep-sex.

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If so, he could play with her lewd body all night long while she slept, enjoying another hundred rounds of sex.

The only reason Ted could even contemplate such a feat was his freakish constitution, which granted him near-infinite stamina and allowed him to fully recover from fatigue with just a brief nap.

It was an incredible trait that any ordinary adventurer would literally die of envy for.

Just thinking about fucking Laila again is keeping me rock-hard.

Ted grinned, drawing the masterwork sword Eileen had gifted him.

He cautiously made his way up the hill of the quest area, scanning his surroundings for any sign of Specters.

Despite their ominous name, Specters actually looked remarkably like ordinary human women.

However, their bodies were composed entirely of magic, much like spirits, and they would infinitely regenerate no matter how many times they were killed, constantly causing trouble for nearby residents.

That was why people had started calling them "Specters."

Since their numbers would swell endlessly if left unchecked, they were the primary targets of repeatable extermination quests.

Doesn't look like there are any out in the open.

Recalling the characteristics of low-grade Specters from his grandfather's journal, Ted searched for any traces of them.

But he could only find old, faded footprints.

At least they haven't wandered around here today.

In that case, he had no choice.

He would have to brave the forest, even if it meant taking on a bit of risk.

He searched the dense woods for about five minutes.

Just as he was beginning to wonder why the forest was so eerily devoid of Specters, a female voice called out from directly above him.

"Oh? Well, look who it is. If it isn't the Pervert Senior?"

Pervert Senior??

Baffled by the bizarre nickname, Ted looked up toward the source of the voice.

And lo and behold, what a glorious sight awaited him.

Perched on a thick tree branch, a female adventurer sat in a deep squat, completely exposing a pair of incredibly erotic red panties.

...Oh, baby. I just stepped into the forest and my eyes are already getting a feast.

The completely unexpected visual immediately triggered another fierce erection in Ted's pants.

"What brings the Pervert Senior all the way out here? The slimes and herbs are back that way, you know."

She grinned mischievously, pointing her finger in the opposite direction.

She was a pretty adventurer with a short brown bob that perfectly complemented her dark eyes.

Judging by the short wand she held, her class was likely a low-tier mage.

There were several reasons why he assumed she was low-tier.

First, the fabric of her simple, short A-line dress looked incredibly cheap.

Eileen, who was also a mage and wore short outfits, clearly wore garments made of exceptionally high-quality materials.

So, judging by the financial disparity in their wardrobes, the red-panty girl was highly likely to be low-tier.

Second, she was in a beginner zone...

Though, since even a grand archmage like Eileen occasionally frequented beginner zones, he decided to set that point aside.

Third, there was the matter of those red panties clearly visible between her thighs under her skirt.

Color-wise, they were far more mature and sexier than Eileen's animal-print underwear.

However, there was one major difference compared to Eileen.

Once again, it came down to the "material."

Eileen's animal-print panties might have looked childish, but the fabric itself was visibly expensive.

They had the look and feel of a luxury designer brand.

On the other hand, what about the red panties worn by the girl before him?

It was painfully obvious that they were made of cheap, bargain-bin fabric.

Just how cheap were they?

As she squatted on the branch, her skin tone was actually visible right through the fabric. Thankfully, of course.

Unlike Laila's panties, which were designed as high-end sheer lingerie, this was sheer simply because the fabric was incredibly thin and poorly woven.

It meant the underwear was paper-thin and lacked any real density.

He would bet his life she had bought them at a local market on a "buy one, get two free" rack.

...Wait, why am I doing a detailed analysis of her panties?

He had gotten a bit too absorbed in the underwear.

But honestly, what man could blame him?

Actually, that was an insult to men everywhere.

Not all men were like this. Ted's sex drive was just exceptionally, pathologically high.

But is she showing them off on purpose, or does she really not know?

In Eileen's case, she had genuinely been oblivious.

She simply lacked the concept that anyone would dare look up her skirt in the first place.

Perhaps it was because she was a sheltered, high-born lady.

But what about this mage on the tree branch?

Unless she was under the delusion that she was wearing pants, she had to know everything was on full display from below.

Was she really flashing him on purpose?

If so, I'm not ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠complaining.

Because the cheap fabric was so incredibly thin...

...it didn't just offer a wonderful view.

It also suffered from a critical flaw.

The fabric clung so tightly that it perfectly outlined the exact shape of her intimate parts.

Any man who could look at this and not get hard was legally dead down there.

Therefore, Ted's raging erection was a perfectly justifiable case of self-defense.

Still... is it a trend lately for women to look down on me from high places and mock me? Not that I'm complaining...

If a man insulted him, Ted would never forgive him.

But a beautiful woman who insulted him while providing such top-tier fan service? She was more than welcome. He had absolutely no reason to refuse.

Even if the material is cheap, those red panties are incredibly sexy.

He absolutely wasn't thinking that just because the outline of her pussy was visible.

He genuinely, truly believed the color red was just sexy.

...Probably.

"Hey, Pervert Senior? Are you even listening to me? If you don't want to die, you'd better turn back right now. This is Specter territory. The slimes are that way!"

He wanted to focus on staring at her panties a bit longer, but it would be rude to just stare in silence.

He needed to play along while enjoying the view.

"Ahem."

Ted cleared his throat lightly.

At that,

Spread!

She deliberately spread her legs even wider and smirked.

She is definitely doing that on purpose!!

Her expression made it clear she was thoroughly enjoying his reaction. This wasn't her first rodeo.

Since she was confident she could easily overpower him in a fight, she was clearly using him as a toy for her exhibitionist hobby.

No wonder she was perched up on that branch.

In that case, I'll stare as much as I want.

Now that he had a perfectly valid excuse, there was no reason to hold back.

However,

before that, he should at least answer her question while enjoying the view.

"I'm done with slimes. My rank went up. I took a quest to hunt Specters."

"Huh? Really? Whoa... Congratulations. You've been working hard, Pervert Senior."

The short-haired girl congratulated him with genuine surprise.

Then, she lightly hopped down from the branch, landing right in front of him.

Ah! Dammit! I shouldn't have said anything! I didn't think she'd actually jump down!

The moment she descended,

her dress fluttered upward, exposing not just her panties but her bare midriff and belly button.

It was an incredibly stimulating flash of skin.

I can't let a golden opportunity like this go to waste!

With his brain already fully hijacked by his dick, Ted immediately sprang into action.

"I've got you!"

he yelled, deliberately lunging toward the exact spot she was about to land.

"Huh?! Move, move, Senior!"

Of course he didn't move. This was exactly what he wanted.

Unable to adjust her trajectory mid-air, the red-panty girl plummeted.

Thud!

She landed squarely on top of Ted's head, completely smothering his face with her crotch.

"Kyaaa?! Are you okay, Senior?!"

The red-panty girl turned pale as she cried out to Ted, who had collapsed onto the ground beneath the full weight of her buttocks.

Having the full weight of someone jumping from a high branch slam directly onto your face was a dangerous situation that could easily snap a man's neck.

Of course, with Ted's superhuman strength and durable body, it didn't pose the slightest danger to him.

Just as planned...!

In truth, Ted's neck muscles alone were more than strong enough to absorb the impact of her fall.

But by pretending to collapse under her weight, he had successfully engineered a situation where his face was buried deep in her red-pantied crotch.

"Senior?? Senior??? Are you alive??? If—if you die like this, what am I supposed to do??? What do I even say to your family???"

The red-panty girl panicked and tried to stand up, but Ted's grip on her waist was so iron-clad that she couldn't budge.

"I-Is this that rigor mortis I've heard about? I can't get up because of his hands... Oh, what do I do...?"

Completely frantic, the girl's brain had short-circuited. Meanwhile, beneath her rear, Ted was thoroughly enjoying the sweet scent wafting from her crotch.

Sniiiiiiiff.

This exhibitionist girl... her pussy smells just as amazing as Yana and Yasa's.

With his brain completely surrendered to his desires, Ted exhaled a blissful breath right into her crotch, his face buried deep.

However, if he stayed like this for too long, she would obviously realize he was doing it on purpose.

"Ugh... I'm fine. I was just a bit dazed from the impact of the fall."

Ted chose this moment to push his upper body up.

"Kyaaa?!"

Displaying the absurd strength to sit straight up using only his core while carrying her weight on his head, he sent the red-panty girl tumbling backward in shock.

As a result, she ended up sprawled right in front of him in an open M-leg position, her thighs spread wide.

"Uh, your neck..."

She darted her eyes around, checking his neck for any injuries, and then...

"Ah... Thank goodness. You really scared me. I thought your neck was broken, Senior."

Flop!

Sighing in relief, she let her upper body collapse backward onto the grass.

This left Ted with an unobstructed, front-row seat to admire the highly erotic, tightly outlined shape of her pussy as she lay there in her spread-eagle position.

"...I'm glad you're okay, Senior, but... aren't you staring a bit too intensely at my panties?"

"You were the one showing them off on purpose. You seduced me first, didn't you?"

"Well, uh... that's true, but... Ah, whatever. Fine, stare all you want. I'm too exhausted from the shock to care, so I'm just going to rest here for a bit."

Permission granted.

Without a moment's hesitation, Ted shifted his position, bringing his face inches away from her panties to begin an ultra-close inspection.

"No, no, no! I didn't mean for you to look at them from *that* close, Senior! Even I have some shame, you know?!"

The red-panty girl squealed in embarrassment, hastily pulling her skirt down to cover her crotch.

It was a truly tragic loss.