Street-Side Exhibitionism (Part 2)
Eileen began giving Ted a high-speed handjob with both hands, aiming his cock directly at the corrupt nun's panties.
Ugh...! I-I have to hold it in!
Even if she was a "villain nun," the fact that she was still technically a nun made Ted feel like he was committing some unspeakable sacrilege. Just as he was trying his absolute best to endure Eileen's lightning-fast handjob—
"S-Sister! The prayer you did for me last week didn't work at all! My swordsmanship hasn't improved one bit! Give me a refund!"
A plain-looking young woman marched up and began confronting the nun.
"Sister, your faith is lacking. You must have greater faith for the prayer's effects to manifest."
"Liar! You said if I offered ten million Jerrer, the power of prayer would make me stronger!"
Ten million Jerrer. That was a massive sum, equivalent to about three and a half months' salary for an average worker.
"If you don't refund me, I'll tell everyone! I'll tell them your prayers are useless!"
"Sigh..."
As the plain-looking woman continued to protest, the nun let out a deep sigh and looked at her with a thoroughly contemptuous, mocking expression.
"You have an awful lot to say for someone with such embarrassingly incompetent skills. With that pathetic excuse for talent, of course your skills wouldn't improve."
"Ugh, t-that's too harsh..."
"Huh? Too harsh? The only thing that's too harsh is your hopeless lack of talent. If even a prayer doesn't work, it means the Goddess herself has concluded you're a lost cause, doesn't it?"
"H-How could you... Waaah!"
Crushed by the nun's verbal abuse, the plain-looking woman turned around and ran away in tears.
Watching her retreating figure, the nun openly pointed and laughed.
"Pfft... Loser♥ Trying to get a refund with that pathetic whining~ You've got a long way to go~♥"
Just as Eileen's magical documents had recorded, this nun was indeed a true villain. And Ted, witnessing the contradiction of a "villain nun" for the first time in his life...
Ugh...! This gap-moe, corrupt nun concept is so hot, I can't hold back anymore!
Being the pervert he was, the situation only aroused him further. He had been trying to endure Eileen's high-speed handjob, but witnessing this incredibly erotic scenario blew his self-control to pieces. With a villain nun this depraved right in front of him, he couldn't hold back any longer.
"Ugh, Eileen...! I'm about to blow!!"
"Fufu. You held out for a long time, Ted♥ Go on, shoot a massive load all over that dirty nun's panties~♥"
Slap-slap-slap-slap-slap!!
Eileen accelerated her handjob to a blinding speed, once again aiming Ted's cock right at the center of the nun's buttocks. At that exact moment—
Splurt! Spurt!!
An outrageous event occurred. A massive torrent of semen erupted from Ted's cock, splashing heavily over the panties of the nun, who had just resumed her prayers.
"...Huh?"
Sensing something strange at last, the nun stopped praying and reached a hand toward her buttocks.
"Clean~♥"
But before she could touch it, Eileen let out a mischievous, impish laugh and cast her cleaning magic. Instantly, the semen soaking the nun's backside vanished without a trace. As a bonus, the skirt that had been pinned up also quietly slid back down.
"That was... a strange sensation...?"
The corrupt nun tilted her head, lightly patting her own buttocks. She then muttered a quiet incantation, summoning a magical full-length mirror in the air.
Slide.
She lifted her skirt, pulled her panties down to her knees, and began inspecting her backside.
"Was it just my imagination...?? It looks fine."
The corrupt nun stared into the mirror, pulling her butt cheeks wide apart to the left and right. Since Ted and Eileen were standing right next to the mirror, they got a front-row seat to the incredibly lewd sight of the corrupt nun spreading her cheeks, exposing both her anus and her pussy.
Seeing this, Eileen flashed a devilish smile and whispered to Ted.
"Ted, stick out your index finger♥"
"My index finger?"
The moment Ted extended a single finger, Eileen grabbed his hand. And then—
Whoosh!
She shoved Ted's wrist forward, plunging his finger straight into the corrupt nun's pussy.
*Squulch!*
"Kyaaaah?!?!"
Having her pussy suddenly penetrated by Ted's finger, the corrupt nun let out a cute shriek, her back arching like a bow. Naturally, Ted's finger slipped right out of her wet slit.
"Eh? What? What was that? What just happened??"
Panicking, the corrupt nun turned back to the mirror, thrusting her rear out and using both hands to spread her buttocks and pussy wide open.
"A bug?? Did a bug crawl inside??? N-No!"
Desperate to see what had just poked her inside, she strained to look into the mirror. Thanks to her frantic efforts, Ted and Eileen got an even closer, completely unobstructed view of her fully exposed, gaping pussy.
"Ahaha! Look at how panicked the villain nun is, Ted~♥"
"Eileen... doing something like this...! It's seriously turning me on."
Even if she was a villain, she was still technically a nun, and poking her pussy with his finger was an incredibly taboo, erotic act. Ted's rock-hard cock, standing tall and proud, wouldn't stop twitching.
"Ted, look at this. She still has her hymen. A corrupt nun, and yet she's a virgin? Fuck her brains out♥"
Classic Eileen. At her core, she had a rather wicked personality. She was only a sweet, obedient lamb in front of Ted and her beloved sister, Selda.
"No, Eileen. I want to, but she hasn't personally harmed me, so I can't just assault her."
"Really? Quite a few people have had their lives ruined after being scammed by this woman, though."
"Hearing that, I feel like I wouldn't feel guilty at all even if I rammed her raw."
This time, Ted reached out his own finger. He aimed directly at the virgin opening of the corrupt nun, who was still frantically checking for bugs.
*Squish!*
He plunged his finger inside.
"Nggghhh?!?!"
The corrupt nun's pussy and anus clamped shut as her entire body convulsed. Finding her reaction highly amusing, Ted began lightly pumping his finger in and out of her tight virgin channel.
*Squelch, squelch!*
"Heggg?! Hik?! Ee-gih, ee-gih-gih!"
The corrupt nun's body twitched violently as she struggled to turn her head and look into the mirror.
"W-What kind of bug got inside my pussy?? Ngggh...?!"
She tried to spread her cheeks even wider to peer inside, but there was no way she could see Ted's finger under the effects of the invisibility magic.
"This is fun."
Ted's sadistic streak flared up. Getting into the rhythm, he pushed his finger deep past her hymen and began teasingly scratching her vaginal walls.
"Hik! It's, it's inside! A bug is crawling on my vaginal wall!"
Watching her pussy and anus twitch in rapid succession right before his eyes, Ted felt a sudden, overwhelming urge to give her buttocks a hard slap.
No, let's hold back on that.
If he did that, she would definitely realize it was a human's doing.
*Pop!*
"Hahhh?! Did it, did it come out...??"
Deciding that was enough teasing for now, Ted pulled his finger out of her virgin slit. A sweet, fragrant aroma wafted from the slick juices coating his finger. This woman also possessed a highly appealing body odor driven by her unique mana.
"Ted~♥ You could have just shoved your cock in, aren't you being too nice?"
"I'm in the middle of outdoor exhibitionist sex with the absolute best woman, you. I can't waste my time on some minor villain."
As Ted spoke, he gave Eileen's buttocks a firm squeeze, sending a dazed, ecstatic expression across her face.
"Ah... Ted...♥ I love you so much...♥"
Eileen clung tightly to Ted's chest. She then looked over at the corrupt nun, who was still desperately checking her reflection to make sure the bug was gone, and let out a mocking giggle.
"Ufufu♥ Playing these kinds of pranks on villains is always so much fun♥"
Eileen laughed like a mischievous child. What on earth had she been doing in front of this sacred—no, corrupt—church all this time? Given how perverted Eileen actually was beneath her proud exterior, she might have secretly masturbated or done all sorts of lewd things to the nuns here.
Well, that was certainly an eye-opening experience.
If he wasn't careful, a highly dangerous new fetish might awaken within him. After all, he had just engaged in anal sex with Eileen right in front of a corrupt Goddess Church, while staring at a nun's panties. On top of that, he had splashed his cum on a praying nun's backside and violated her pussy with his finger...
Just as he was reflecting on this—
...Huh?
Ted's eyes caught sight of a woman.
Incredibly, she was sitting atop the head of the massive Goddess statue in a highly unladylike, delinquent posture. She sat with her legs spread wide, leaning back casually on the statue's head.
Thanks to her posture, her pristine white panties, made of a luxurious material and adorned with elegant patterns, were completely exposed to his view.
Who is that woman...?
Long, flowing golden hair and beautiful ruby-red eyes. She was an breathtakingly beautiful girl who bore an uncanny resemblance to the statue itself.
Is she... looking this way?
Despite her delinquent posture, her face was frozen in an expression of sheer, unadulterated shock. Furthermore, her gaze was locked dead-on Ted.
"...Eileen? We're still under the invisibility magic, right? Is there any way anyone can see us?"
"Huh? No way~ Unless they're better at magic than me, there's no way they can see us."
Hearing that, Ted looked back up at the beautiful girl on the statue's head. She was still staring directly at him, her face frozen in shock.
Ted took a few steps to the side. Sure enough, the girl's eyes tracked him perfectly, her gaze remaining locked onto him.
She can definitely see me...
Ted swallowed hard.
If someone has to be better at magic than the Archmage Eileen to see us...
A cold sweat began to trickle down Ted's back.
"Eileen? Do you think someone like a Hero could see us?"
Eileen let out a soft chuckle.
"No. To put it bluntly, there is no living being on this earth who handles magic better than I do."
Eileen clung to Ted affectionately.
"Ted, you've got yourself a much more amazing woman than you think, you know? Fufu♥"
"Indeed. I've truly captured the best woman."
Ted stroked Eileen's hair while keeping his eyes fixed on the top of the statue.
If there is no existence on 'earth' who handles magic better than Eileen...
Then who on earth was this stunning girl staring at him with a face full of shock? No matter how he looked at her, she was the spitting image of the Goddess statue...
Eileen... didn't you say the Goddess has no interest in her followers...?
Ah, well, we aren't exactly her followers, so I guess that doesn't apply to us?
Ted swallowed hard and pointed toward the statue.
"Eileen, can you look up at the top of that Goddess statue?"
"Huh? Is there something there?"
Eileen looked up at the head of the giant statue with a bright smile. However, it seemed she couldn't see anything at all. If she could, she would have reacted immediately.
"I only see the pointlessly beautified face of the Goddess statue. Oh, do you want to graffiti it? That actually sounds pretty fun!"
He had briefly forgotten. Eileen had a wicked streak. She only acted like a gentle lamb because she had been tamed and conquered by Ted's cock, but she was still the kind of woman who would summon an artificial spirit to attack someone on a whim.
"...No, that's not it."
Ted looked back up at the girl on the statue's head.
No matter how I think about it, that's the Goddess herself, isn't it? And for some reason, only I can see her...
Ted finally reached a conclusion.
"Let's run!"
"Kya?"
Scooping Eileen up in a bridal carry, Ted bolted away from the church at full speed. All the while, the stunning girl atop the statue kept her shocked gaze locked on his retreating figure.
When I wake up in bed tomorrow, I might have to pray that I see a familiar ceiling instead of the depths of hell!
Ted didn't stop running until the church was completely out of sight. Thanks to his superhuman stamina, sprinting at full speed didn't tire him out in the slightest.
Once they had put a safe distance between themselves and the church, they found themselves on a street with a decent amount of foot traffic.
"Uwah... W-With this many people around, it really does get embarrassing again...♥"
Since Eileen was still completely naked, her face flushed crimson as she looked around nervously.
Let's keep this a secret from Eileen.
The Goddess had been watching them. Not only that, but they had engaged in anal sex right in front of her, and he had even splashed his cum on the panties of one of her nuns. It was a level of madness beyond comprehension. Even the Goddess herself had been left utterly dumbfounded.
That was all the more reason to keep Eileen in the dark. If he told her, Eileen—who had likely played countless wicked pranks at the church before—would probably be scared out of her wits. It would be better for her to go to hell without knowing a thing.
"Eileen... even if we go to hell, I will never leave your side."
"Huh? Ah, yes♥ I'll be with you forever even after death, Ted♥"
Ted smiled gently and stroked her hair.
If I want to appease the Goddess's wrath, will searching the library yield any answers?
Ted fell into deep thought. Although Eileen was the one who had instigated this outrageous stunt, he didn't resent her. She was so incredibly charming that he could forgive her for anything.
But a punishment is still in order.
Ted suddenly lifted Eileen up.
Slide!
"Heeut!"
He shoved his cock into her anus and began a lift-and-carry anal session.
Thrust, thrust, thrust!
"Ah, ah-hng! Heeeyaaah~♥"
For now, he would use Eileen as his personal sex toy to blow off some steam, and then figure out what to do about the Goddess. With that thought, he began vigorously pounding her anus, but...
"...??"
Strangely, Eileen suddenly stopped making any sound.
What, has she already gotten completely used to anal sex?
Eileen possessed an incredibly sensitive body, normally letting out lewd moans at the slightest touch. Why was she suddenly so quiet...?
Shiver.
In that instant, a cold dread washed over Ted, and he stopped pounding her anus.
*Pop!*
Because of the sudden halt, his cock slipped out of her anus, lightly rubbing against her pussy instead.
I'm fucked.........
It wasn't that Eileen had stopped moaning.
Every single sound in their surroundings had "stopped."
Sound, movement—everything had ground to a complete halt. A bird flying through the sky, water droplets falling through the air—everything was frozen in place, as if time itself had stopped.
The only thing still moving in this frozen world was Ted.
I'm fucked, I'm completely fucked. I should have just bowed my head and begged for forgiveness earlier!
Such an absurd, reality-warping feat would be impossible even for the Archmage Eileen. Which meant this was undoubtedly...
The power of the Goddess.
Gulp.
Ted gently set Eileen, whom he had been holding up for the lift-and-carry, slightly to the side.
"........."
There, standing right in front of him, was the Goddess herself—the very same girl who had been sitting on the statue's head moments ago.
Tense, Ted slowly lowered Eileen to the ground first. If time suddenly resumed, she would crash onto the pavement, so he made sure to place her down safely.
The Goddess said nothing, merely staring at Ted. Or more accurately...
She was staring intently at Ted's cock.
"My, what a ridiculously magnificent penis you have there."
To think the first words he would ever hear from the Goddess's mouth would be a compliment about his cock. Should he be happy or sad? Furthermore, this Goddess was an absolute beauty, but she had a strange vibe about her. It was like she was a delinquent girl who spoke in a polite register.
"Clean."
The Goddess cast a cleaning spell on Ted's cock, completely erasing Eileen's scent. She then crouched down in front of his penis, bringing her face close to sniff it.
"Amazing... Even I have never encountered a penis that smells this incredibly sweet."
Following the Archmage Eileen, his cock had now received the official seal of approval from the Goddess herself.
"I was quite surprised to see you doing such perverted things to my follower, but..."
The Goddess reached out and began gently stroking Ted's cock.
"The world is ruled by the survival of the fittest, and the strong dictate the truth. If a man possesses such an incredibly world-class penis... then women should naturally submit to it."
What kind of crazy logic is she spouting?!
With a slight blush on her face, the Goddess slowly caressed Ted's cock with both hands, as if giving him a handjob.
"Ugh...!"
Her touch felt incredibly good. He wanted to hold back, but it was nearly impossible. A tiny drop of clear, viscous pre-cum seeped from the tip of his glans.
*Lick.*
The Goddess extended her tongue and tasted the pre-cum. The sensation of her warm tongue licking his glans was mind-meltingly pleasurable. To think he would live to see the day a Goddess licked his pre-cum straight from his tip.
"Hahhh...! This is far more delicious than I imagined...♥ It really is... incredible...♥"
The Goddess's body shuddered as she stared at Ted's cock with an aroused expression. However, she quickly closed her eyes tight and—
*Stand!*
She suddenly stood up.
"It is a penis so magnificent that even I felt lightheaded. I almost fell completely head over heels for this cock."
As expected of a Goddess, her willpower was immense. Even the Archmage Eileen had been completely broken and tamed by his cock, but the Goddess managed to pull herself away after just a taste of his pre-cum.
"As a Goddess, I must refrain from interfering in earthly affairs as much as possible. It is a pity, but I shall content myself with having had a taste."
The Goddess turned around and lightly snapped her fingers. Instantly, the world began to slowly regain its flow of time.
"Anyway, that was what I came to tell you. You are a man with a chosen penis. No matter what you do, there will be no issues, so please do your best to spread your genes across the world."
With those final words, the Goddess vanished across space. At the same moment, the flow of time returned to normal.
Uh... so, basically, I've been forgiven...?? And she's telling me I can do even more of those crazy things??
To think a Goddess would permit such a thing. Ted let out a dumbfounded laugh.
"Huh? Did I lose consciousness for a second because I was too excited? When did I sit down on the ground?"
Looking down at Eileen, who was standing up with a thoroughly bewildered expression, Ted offered a casual suggestion.
"Hey, why don't we keep having perverted sex in front of the Goddess statue from now on?"