Chapter 265
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 265
Chapter Title: Reality. Potion Consignment Sale
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"Oh.... Next time, I guess I'll have to sweep through all these useless underground and cave dungeons I wouldn't normally bother with."
After looting everything clean, I tore a portal scroll and returned to the village.
Sure enough, the archer captain NPC babe thanked me for my hard work and said now she could offer her pussy too.
"Good. Give it to me quick."
"Yesss...♡ ...Ahhn, haht♡ Heut!"
After our sloppy, intense fuck session wrapped up.
The quest reward gave me an archer helper girl who'd follow me around as both a bodyguard and a fuckhole.
"Hey, while you're at it, make it the most expensive archer helper pussy slut available."
"...Ah, normally that's not allowed.... I'd have to charge money..., but for you, I'll make it special...♡"
She said it normally cost money, but maybe because we'd gotten so chummy from all the pounding? The archer captain NPC babe readily granted my request.
So the level 3 archer helper who used Fire Arrow got swapped for a level 4 one who used Ice Arrow.
By the way, in this game, if the damage is the same, ice is usually better.
Because it applies a freeze slow debuff to enemies.
"Hey, now that I think about it. Why not just hand over all the helper archer pussy sluts you've got? There's nothing for them to do here anyway. Tell them to come hunt with me and serve as my fuckholes."
"...Th-that, ...uh, ...n-no, I can't.... ...F-for some reason, you can only hire one to take out.... That's the sisterhood rule...."
"Nothing's impossible in this world. I'm taking them all. Hand 'em over. You've got plenty more pussy archers to guard the village anyway."
"Well.... Um...."
"Don't hold out. I'll finger your pussy extra and fuck you more. Sound good? Huh?"
"Ah...♡ ...I-I shouldn't, but eht...♡ Ang...! I d-don't know. ...Haht, do whatever you want... Aang...♡"
With the archer captain's permission, I was able to take all 41 pussy archers with me in a big group.
And since I was already taking them all, I mentioned the one standing guard alone outside in the field—I'd take her too—and she approved.
Guess the wild outdoor sex with vibration and drill cock had really sealed the deal.
"...Oook! Ohhuk! Ogogok!"
In the end, I hired all 42 pussy archers for free and got to drag them around with me.
They were all the ones I'd deflowered myself, and even now, thick white cum was dripping down from their pussies.
"Perfect. With this many, even that Diablo bitch would get intimidated by the numbers and run."
With 42 pussy archer fuckholes, hunting was gonna be a breeze.
"Hey, give me the next quest quick. ...Who was next? The blacksmith? ...Oh, right, it was you, loli mage. Something about rescuing someone. Free item appraisals."
"...Ah, yes. That's right. You need to find the last sage of our secret order. We're up against an evil power that's hard even for us to comprehend. There's only one woman left who can advise us now. So......"
"Yeah, yeah, got it. I'll bring her back."
"D-do you know where to go...?"
"I know."
I left the village and pushed forward, dredging up old memories from when I'd played the game before, exploring caves along the way.
Of course, I swept the entire map clean for miscellaneous loot drops as a bonus.
I headed to this big tree spot.
And I deflowered the unique pussy virgin guarding it.
"Yeah, it was this tree."
Touching the tree gave me the quest item scroll, so I grabbed it.
Then I returned to the village and had the loli mage girl decipher it.
"Ah, actually, I didn't even need the deciphering, did I? I think you just poke random stone pillars until something happens."
I went to the place with all those stone pillars, pressed them in the order the loli mage girl told me, and when the red portal opened, I stepped inside.
It led to some ruined village where the sage was.
"I'm here to rescue you, you slut."
"...Ah, over here! Help me!"
I freed the trapped loli girl, but like in the original game, she tried to hop into the portal and bail without a second glance, so I grabbed her by the scruff of the neck.
"Where do you think you're going alone!"
"...Huh?"
"You little bitch. I've hated this shit since way back—rescue her and she bolts solo. Fuck your pussy raw first! Nah, scratch that—you're staying put until I clear everything and farm it all. Wild pounding punishment in the meantime!"
"Ehh...?! Ahk...! Ah! ...D-don't just shove it in like that! It hurts!"
"Shut up. You old grandpa turned loli cutie from the 19+ moe mode! You need some vibration cock and drill cock while getting pounded!"
"Oook! Ogogok...!"
I cleared the whole area accessible through the red portal that way, farming everything.
Later got the prosthetic leg that opens the cow room too, then tore a portal scroll to head back to the village.
Back at the village, they praised me for rescuing the sage and bringing her safely.
The mage even gave me a magic ring—looks like something one of the family would love.
'...Ah, but if I give it to just one, the other four will get jealous. Better farm enough including drops to make five and hand 'em out fair and square.'
The newly joined loli sage cutie..., her name's Dekedia Kane or something.
Anyway, I handed her all the unidentified items piled up in my Subspace Storage for appraisal.
"...Ehk♡ As thanks to you, uhht...♡ I'll appraise your items for free... Haht!"
"I know. Appraise all these quick."
"Y-yes, nyahat...♡ Th-then, can we stop the sex for a bit...?"
"No way. Appraise while my cock's buried in your pussy. Think of it as training. From now on, every time I hand you items to appraise, I'll ram my massive dick in your pussy while you do it."
"Th-that's...!"
"Hey, hurry up? Want vibration and drill cock again?"
"N-nooo.... I'll do it. I will. Haaang! Auaang...! Oook...!! Ohhuk!!"
By the time we got here, I'd kept up the endless wild pounding plus the four-combo including vibration cock and drill cock, so Dekedia Kane—reeling from nonstop orgasmic bliss, passing out and waking repeatedly—was half-broken, moaning "Ehht♡" or "Ahht♡" on loop while blitzing through the appraisals.
"Good. That's enough for today... Time to head out. Got plenty of potions for sis and item appraisal scrolls too. ...Huh, my 8th floor exclusive level gained a ton of exp too. ...Save these points for next time and decide what to upgrade."
I hadn't used a single appraisal scroll until I got this free appraisal slut, so I'd stockpiled a bunch.
Same with potions—I hadn't used or sold any, scoured every corner of the map, farmed everything, so I had a shit-ton.
Grabbed all the keys that drop mid-map too, opened every locked chest and locker, farmed those clean.
Honestly, healing potions dropped like crazy—I had over 400.
And not just the tiny ones; I got small ones at double capacity, regular at quadruple, so roughly 1000 in tiny potion equivalents?
Mana potions piled up decently too—second sis would love those.
The stamina potions, explosion potions, gas potions, etc., didn't seem super useful, so I'd hand those out if anyone asked.
'Picked up over 10 of the best purple Vitality Potions too. Save 'em, cube 'em later into massive ones for instant 100% recovery. ...But selling those in reality? Sounds like elixir territory. Feed it before death for full heal. Gotta talk it over with second sis.'
Bragging my massive potion haul, I returned to reality.
"Sis. I made all the potions."
"Huh? You said you'd bring some earlier, then suddenly you're searching the internet..., what do you mean 'all'?"
Earlier, when I popped out briefly to reality to search online about the underground dungeon under the cemetery burial site, second sis had been watching right beside me, so she knew.
And when I suddenly claimed I'd made all the potions, she was baffled..., but as I started pulling them out of Subspace Storage, her jaw dropped.
"...No way, ...S-Subspace Storage? You can use Subspace Storage?"
"Ta-da. Tons of potions..., huh? Oh, that surprised you?"
I'd agreed to keep Subspace Storage secret from the youngest sis, but pretending to craft each potion one by one for second sis would've been a pain, so I just spilled it.
She's family, already my pussy slave, no betrayal risk—and I could feel how much she loved and adored me, so it'd be fine.
I calmly explained Subspace Storage to second sis and got her promise to keep it secret.
Just like the youngest sis, she fussed over why I'd told her and worried about my secret.
Seeing that only convinced me she'd guard my secrets to the end.
"Around 400 healing potions for now. Mix of 50ml minis, 100ml smalls, and 200ml regulars. Kinda a lot, right? Dumping 'em all at once might tank prices. Sell 'em smart."
"Don't worry about that. Trust your sis? Heh. I'm gonna bleed every last drop outta the market."
Trust second sis? On money matters, 200% yes.
"I trust you, sis."
"Kuhihi. Flood the internet trading sites hard early on for hype, crush the competition like in that chicken game.... Kuhuhu. Korea's healing potion market is ours now, little bro."