Chapter 26

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 26

Chapter Title: Absolute Dick Trial

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'...Hmm, yeah. This is my problem.

My training method was the issue.

The pussy..., the pussy itself did nothing wrong....

Pussy is just a pure being... Pussy baby. I have to protect it.

It's my fault for failing to train a worthless bitch like her.

That bitch, who's nothing more than a pussy slave, bears no blame.'

I was heartbroken and disappointed in myself.

A pussy slave bitch is just a pussy, after all.

The pussy is innocent.

'Kheungheung..., so terribly sad.... My self-esteem and pride are crumbling.... I'm starting to hate the first floor....'

Of course, in this apocalyptic situation, the thrill of pounding a pretty girl's pussy is still fucking arousing as ever....

But Hye-jeong was a girl I'd put real effort into conquering....

She was the first girl I hadn't just bought with money.

Some people don't count it if you buy a hooker and pop your cherry....

In that sense, Hye-jeong had taken my true virginity.

So, as the first girl to truly take my cherry..., for her to betray me like this....

But that betrayal was ultimately due to my own mistake.

My training had failed.

'...Kheuheung. So fucking sad. Solomon dick, what should I do in times like this...,

What the hell am I supposed to do at a time like this?!'

'...You fucking idiot! Shit.... Useless at the crucial moment...!'

Maybe because I was so heartbroken,

after one familiar creampie into Hye-jeong's pussy, reality hit me hard right away.

During wise man time, as I just lay there,

Hye-jeong, having been creampied, wiped the semen leaking from her pussy with tissue and glanced at me again.

"...O, Oppa...? ...N-no. M, Master.... Are you all done...? ...Sh-should I do cleanup fellatio?"

"Yeah."

"...It must've been, really tough.... How.... Even though.... On your own....

...You usually go more than four times, Master,

but seeing you exhausted after just once....

I bet killing all those zombies wore you out...,

...It breaks my heart....

...You need to pull yourself together quick and go rescue my little sister Hye-yeon and my parents...."

"...Hey. Pussy Slave. But why are you wiping the semen leaking from your pussy with tissue?

...You think I wouldn't notice? I told you to deliciously eat every drop of my semen leaking from your pussy."

"...Ah, ...Y-yes.... ...M-Master's delicious semen. ...I'll e-eat it.... Hehe..., hehehe.... Ahm. Ahhnnn.... Deli-delicious.... Mmm..., sweet as honey...! Wow, so tasty. ...Mix it with rice? One bowl gone in seconds~."

Hye-jeong was putting on an act with her terrible acting skills, trying to be cute for me.

She scooped up the fresh white semen leaking from her pussy with her hand or fingers, then sucked it off with a smack.

She glanced at me, acting like it was delicious as hell, but her acting was so obvious.

'Hmm, but mixing semen with rice does sound kinda hot.... Gotta make her do that for real later. Right now, she's just saying it.'

But I didn't even feel like pointing it out, so I just stayed quiet...,

and mentally told the system to return me to the Tower lobby.

After pondering briefly in the void space, I headed to the second floor.

I wanted to clear my mind with some fun skydiving.

And while I was at it, restock on some ammo and guns I'd burned through....

I leaped stylishly from the plane.

"Shiiiit~~~!!! You bitch Hye-jeong~~~~!!! When this round ends, I'm seriously not letting you off~~~!!!"

Yep, skydiving was the answer when my mind was a mess.

The cool wind rushing past as I free-fell cleared my head right up.

Anyway, I'd spent 100 points on a retry, so I'd farm as many bullets and guns as ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠possible here...,

and if I could, clear some extra trials too......

I'd gone in with a light heart,

but managed four kills.

Boosting my stats and skills had definitely paid off.

Strength and agility physically transformed my body,

while insight and mentality greatly improved my dynamic vision and focus.

But I fell heartbreakingly short of clearing the trial.

"Ah, fuck! 801st place! Fuck!! You fucking shit!!!"

I thought I'd picked a good spot with no people...,

but turns out a bunch had dropped near me.

So I farmed quietly at first, but ran into people in the next building...,

held my own pretty well racking up kills, but then got pelted with bullets in a bad spot....

'...This shit, isn't it a hacker? They shot way too well...?'

I realized after the game that spectator mode was available.

So I spectated the guy who killed me.

And...,

I realized...

"...Fucking hell! It's a hacker! No shit, what the fuck, hackers in a Tower trial...?! This fucking trash game...!!"

I got killed by a hacker.

There was a report button, so I reported him...,

and not even a minute later, a notice came that he'd been permanently banned.

"...For real? Fuck...? But damn, this place has zero fucking brains.... Fucking your mom.... What kind of insane trial is this...?"

The hacker trash game seemed to be part of the Tower's trial simulation....

Or maybe this was some parallel dimension Earth's actual game network or some shit?

Why the fuck are there hackers here anyway...?

"Ah, fuck. Pissing me off.... Hoo.... First floor sucks, second floor no good with hackers.... Hmm..., Try the third floor...? Hey. System. Third floor. Open the door."

"Yeah."

"...Absolute Dick? No way...? Hey, system. Can I buy abilities or skills I get from trials?"

"Can I get Absolute Dick? I have to have that one!"

"Third floor trial is Absolute Dick. Oh, wait. What's the trial content?"

"No need to hear more. Fucking lame trial. Start it now. Third floor go!"

My vision went dark.

I felt myself being transported somewhere.

I was in a modern-day Japanese village.

This manga was a typical commercial hentai manga.

The protagonist is a graduate student in archaeology who comes alone to a remote rural area in Japan on his professor's orders for research.

Then he touches a massive phallic rock sealed away for thousands of years in a secret cave deep in the village, and somehow awakens it....

Anyway, he gains the most powerful hidden deity and divine power from Japanese mythology: 'Absolute Dick'.

This god is an absolutely stronger being than Japan's three great gods—Amaterasu, Tsukuyomi, or Susanoo—but was forgotten, or whatever the lore is.

Basically, the protagonist gets an insanely OP dick and fucks tons of girls—a classic commercial adult manga plot.

And for me, I didn't care about anything else...,

I just wanted that 'Absolute Dick' power.

"Hoo..., trial's fucking easy too. Piece of cake."

I looked around the village and struck up a conversation with the old lady running the nearby stationery ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠and convenience store.

"Hello."

"Oh. Hello. Archaeologist, right?"

"Yes. Still just a grad student, though."

I could understand and speak Japanese like a native.

Come to think of it, all the Tower survivors had picked up multiple languages from their trials....

Language acquisition was like a standard perk for all Tower challengers.

'...But they're all useless languages..., like dead languages from extinct parallel kingdoms..., totally fucking pointless?'

Compared to that, I was lucky to get Japanese.

'Now I can watch Japanese hentai anime and porn manga without subs or translations. Perfect. Any other use...? Nah, none.'

To me, Japanese was exactly that.

In real life, I'd never meet Japanese people or go to Japan.