Chapter 241
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 241
Chapter Title: Savoring the NTR Doujin World
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In the original work, the actual youth comedy harem manga Finding the Fake Key: My Youth Romantic Comedy is Two-Love Terror-Alive!, you couldn't tell the protagonist's dick size since he was a total eunuch.
(But judging from how he doesn't even get hard during panty shots with the girls, he's probably got erectile dysfunction or a micro-dick. Total shrimp.)
But the worldview here is the (Doujinshi) Finding the Fake Key: My Youth Romantic Comedy is Two-Love Terror-Alive! NTR/NTL Series.
And one of the signature traits of this NTR/NTL doujin series is that the original protagonists get nerfed hard—not just with tiny dicks and ED, but zero awareness—so they stay clueless even as all the girls around them lose their virginities and turn into total sluts.
"Yes, Master. I'll tell 'Yuuki Shido' that I reek of your cum, and there's no way I could fuck a shrimp-dick loser like him, so I gave my virgin pussy to you instead."
"Heh heh, heh heh heh, yeah, perfect. And every day, report to him about the sex we have. Like, 'Master fucked my pussy X times. Got X creampies in my mouth and womb.' Stuff like that. Heh heh heh heh, oh man, that's gonna be hilarious. Fuck, it's gonna be so goddamn entertaining. Kra ha ha ha!"
"Yes, understood, Master."
"Keh heh, and tell him that if you get pregnant from me, you're raising it yourself, you pathetic mutt. ...Ah, of course that's a lie. I'd take full responsibility for any woman carrying my kid. Anyway, lie to that bastard like that. He'll probably blow up in fake worry or something."
"Yes, Master. I think Yuuki Shido would react just like that too."
"But still say your dick's so huge it's amazing and I love you for it. That no tiny-dicked guy could ever satisfy my pussy like you do, so a flaccid failure like him wouldn't get it. Heh heh heh. His shrimp-dick's so pathetic, feel free to mock it."
"Yes, I'll do that, Master."
"Kuh huh huh. Hmm, ah... maybe I shouldn't head back to reality just yet... Should I stick around this world a bit longer...? Now that I've got this hypnosis power, my plans are changing again. Keh heh heh."
A whim popped into my head.
Nothing to be done about it. Teasing the original eunuch protagonist sounded too fun, so I'd milk this a little more before leaving.
Time doesn't flow in reality anyway, so no harm in enjoying myself some more.
'I've already fucked the first girl from the manga, the childhood friend. Next up...'
True to its roots as doujinshi based on the long-running youth comedy harem Finding the Fake Key: My Youth Romantic Comedy is Two-Love Terror-Alive!, this world features every type of heroine imaginable, just like the original.
Pretty much every archetype I could think of is here.
Childhood friend, classmate, senpai, kouhai,
Neighbor family (big sis, little sis, housewife), neighbor family 2 (widow, big sis, little sis),
Cousin (big sis, little sis), distant cousin (big sis, little sis), far relative (big sis, little sis),
Friend's family (mom, big sis, little sis)
Senpai's family (mom, big sis, little sis)
Kouhai's family (mom, big sis, little sis)
Birth mom, birth big sis, birth little sis,
Aunt, great-aunt,
Stepsister, step big sis,
Half-sis, half little sis.
Villagers (women), school teachers (female), and so on...
Women from every possible angle surround the protagonist.
And by traits...
Library club, morals committee, student council, track team, kendo club, archery club, equestrian club, swim team, tennis club, volleyball club, cooking club, soccer club, art club, music club, tea ceremony club, basketball club, drama club, dance club, calligraphy club, broadcasting club, literature club, security guard, school chairman, bodyguard, ex-assassin, spy, businesswoman, reporter, chef, cop, thief, musician, athlete, teacher, architect, all-rounder, hacker, scientist, rich girl, esper, doctor, nurse, idol (celeb or aspiring), gamer, VTuber...
'Whoa, fuck. So many. And this ain't even all of 'em.'
Loli, gang boss, convenience store clerk, movie theater clerk, massage parlor receptionist, cafe clerk, bookstore clerk, restaurant clerk, farmer, firefighter, soldier, maid, plumber, delivery girl, babysitter, stylist, detective, ghost hunter, actress, young film director, critic, investor (chaebol heir), singer, circus performer, art appraiser, food critic, culture critic, fortune teller, programmer, author, painter, inventor, sculptor, photographer... etc.
Anyway, tons.
This is like three times more.
Too much to think about, so I'll skip it.
Personalities cover every type too.
Popular girl, loner, gloomy, tsundere, ojou-sama, yandere, pervert, normal, airhead, scaredy-cat, stoic, slacker, musclehead, tech-illiterate, oblivious, model student, genius, hard worker, little devil, saint, brat, poser, moe, 4D, airhead natural, sickly, klutz (sports idiot), old fart, hikikomori, mastermind, stickler, etc...
Beyond that, weird non-humans occasionally show up for the protagonist.
1. Vampire (goth loli girl with a bratty vibe—bet she'd squeal if I railed her; fangs get in the way during blowjobs, so just file 'em down or yank 'em out),
2. Demon (huge-tits loli beauty with horns—perfect handle for skullfucking her throat),
3. Angel (massive milkers; grabbing her wings while pounding doggy sounds hot. Oh, demons have little wings too. And angel's halo works great as a horn substitute for forced deepthroats—pure bliss),
4. Succubus (tall, stacked bombshell milf-type; horns for forced fellatio, wings too),
5. Cthulhu goddess (surprisingly ditzy virgin bitch; looks strong but weak and shy about lewd stuff),
6. Slime girl (loves hugging the protag and sticking close; blue goo, turns white if I cum in her?),
7. Shapeshifter monster (wants quiet life as normal human woman; knock her up to fulfill that),
8. Isekai demon lord (surprisingly sweet pure loli; horns and wings... you get it),
9. Isekai goddess (huge udders on a milf with scheming vibes; halo and wings... same deal).
And more.
'Huh, thinking it through... fuck, there really are a shit-ton.'
Original protagonist, you eunuch bastard.
Stuffing all these women into your youth comedy harem and doing jack shit, leaving them lonely?
'What an asshole.'
If these chicks were real-world women, how desperate would they be?
Good thing it's a manga world—their heads are all busted anyway.
If they were real, they'd be fisting themselves nonstop, and pussy juice from their holes alone would flood the Han River.
Ah, it's Japan, so Sumida and Arakawa Rivers overflowing? Whatever.
'Guess I'll comfort 'em all with my dick.'
Deciding to do a rare good deed, I set my sights on the next main heroine from the manga.
'Classmate. Library club. Shy loner. Sky-blue hair. G-cup tits. Name was... Yamashita Chinatsu, right?'
I recalled the traits of the second main heroine and was about to call her to this old school bathroom, but I changed my mind.
"Hey, Yukino. Not the bathroom. Isn't there some quiet spot in this school that's deserted—perfect for fucking girls? Somewhere comfy instead of the toilet."
"Hmm... Yeah, there's one. A gym storage room no one uses much. Follow me, Master."
"Good. Guide me there, then bring Yamashita Chinatsu that way. Meanwhile, I'll be fucking Nadeshiko in the storage room."
"Y-yes... Master."
I switched the fuck spot from old school bathroom to gym storage.
I figured it'd be dusty and stuffy, but this school's gym storage was surprisingly clean—air wasn't bad either.
Someone must maintain it diligently.
Crack a window for ventilation, and it'd be perfect as a school hideout.
'...No wonder so many lewd mangas hide in gym storage to fuck.'
Musing like that, I shoved my dick into Yamato Nadeshiko—now my personal living onahole—and pistoned away.
Her massive tits and plump ass were soft and jiggly—fun to grope nonstop during the feel-good sex.
After a few more creampies, I broke in her anal too, turning it into a loose gape, then enjoyed some ass-fucking while we went at it hard.
But then I heard footsteps outside the storage room and paused.
"Yamashita-senpai, the teacher's waiting inside. Go on in."
"Inside here?"
"Yeah. Just open the door."
From the muffled voices outside, Nakajima Yukino had lured another girl here with the "teacher wants to see you" lie.
'Gotta say, that's the perfect bullshit excuse for reeling in naive schoolgirls.'