Chapter 233

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 233

Chapter Title: Taming All Three Holes

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Was the significance of Absolute Dick skill levels 21, 22, and 23 to let me safely tame and train all three holes dangling below a woman's crotch?

Maybe they were upgrade features handed out in line with the core tenet of Japanese hentai manga worldviews—that every hole under those pussy bitches' crotches exists to satisfy a man.

After all, the Absolute Dick skill came from a Japanese hentai manga worldview.

After upgrading Absolute Dick all the way to level 23, I checked what the next upgrade would be, even though I had no points left to buy it. Turned out it was a function to cure women's STDs.

"Hmm... Not really something I need."

It's for rehabilitating pussy bitches with STDs... Doesn't seem like a great upgrade for me.

'...Or is it? If I find some smoking hot pussy bitch later but she's wasting away from an STD, wouldn't that be useful?'

Then it hit me—I could just buy her a healing potion. So it didn't seem all that practical.

'And I'm not exactly dying to fuck some diseased slut anyway...'

Of course, I know there are those super unlucky cases where someone who's never even had sex their whole life gets infected from a blood transfusion or a hospital injection.

Especially back in eras with poor hygiene standards, or in shithole countries reusing needles that should be thrown out after one use—I'd seen a few news stories about people getting royally fucked that way.

And I think there are even cases where babies are born infected...

'Hmm, if it's some pitiful babe like that and she's hot, I'd blast her with my cum to cure her. Then fuck her brains out once she's normal.'

Points were already spent, so no cash for it anyway.

I'd have to grind more points later and upgrade Absolute Dick in a big way.

"Whoa, I had over 100,000 points saved up, and raising Absolute Dick five levels burned through almost all of it..."

I thought I'd been saving diligently, but spending it all happened in a flash.

Still, no regrets.

My dick power went up.

Points I could farm again.

I pondered which world to hit up next, then decided to challenge a new floor.

No special reason.

Just going with my gut.

I told the Tower's system I was heading to a new floor.

"Yeah."

Among the examples the system listed, the first one to catch my eye was the hentai anime Peeping Voyeurism.

Rough plot: A shy little sister secretly peeps on her real big bro jerking off in his room, masturbates along with him, gets caught, and they end up fucking like crazy.

The weird part? That hentai was on my laptop desktop even though I hadn't installed it.

At first, I freaked out thinking it was a virus or hack... But after watching one episode out of curiosity, it was so perfectly my taste that I wondered, 'Did I install it half-asleep or something?'

Still paranoid, I handed my laptop to my computer-savvy fourth sister. She smirked slyly and told me 'nothing's wrong' with it.

"Oppa. Oppa, you didn't visit some shady site again, did you? Heh heh."

"No. I haven't gone on any lately."

"Really? Well, yeah, true. You've been using VPN on your smartphone to watch manga and porn lately, right, Oppa?"

"...Huh? ...How the hell do you know that...?"

"Oops..., uh..., ahem, ...j-just a guess. Ha ha ha. ...O-Oppa ...y-you got caught red-handed, huh? You're panicking...? Ha. Ha. Ha."

"Nah, I'm not. Seems like you're the one panicking..."

"Ahem, cough cough, ...anyway, there's 'nothing wrong' with your laptop, Oppa. My custom antivirus program's running fine too. Heh heh. Ahem. Don't worry. I manage your laptop every hour. No one but me can crack it. Your phone too. Heh heh heh..."

"Uh..., okay. Thanks. Always relying on you. Appreciate it."

"No prob. Heh heh. It's fine. This is all my fun. If anything weird happens again, come to me only. Got it? Never go to some random computer shop or repair place. Waste of money. Right? Can't trust outsiders over family, yeah?"

"Yeah, true. Why would I go there when I've got you?"

"Heh heh heh. Exactly. Oh, and Oppa. If you ever get a new laptop or phone, bring it to me so I can install my antivirus. Got it? You have to. It's my 'specially developed custom antivirus program.' Okay?"

"Yeah, got it."

My little sister said there was nothing wrong.

But even after that, so-called 'little sister stuff' or 'incest stuff' kept popping up on my laptop desktop periodically.

Especially little sister hentai or manga where it's not the youngest sis getting fucked, but the eldest one—even those ended up on my smartphone.

Hentai, porn vids, manga, all kinds, no discrimination, showing up often. No real issues, and I was grateful for the steady fap fuel, so I just watched and jerked.

I figured maybe I'd done so much good in a past life that the fap fairy was leaving them like the tooth fairy's Korean cousin... Brushed it off as no big deal.

Even after I got kicked out of the house, they kept coming periodically for a while... Stopped once I bought a new laptop because the old one was outdated.

And I think around when I replaced my smartphone too, they stopped on that as well.

The fourth sis nagged me forever to hand over the new laptop and phone for her to handle, but I kept putting it off because going back home was a hassle, and eventually she gave up.

'...Looking back now, that was all super sketchy... Hmm... Who was installing ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠them? ...Hmmm. Who? Maybe the maknae? I should ask her later. But gut feeling says it wasn't her...'

The youngest little sis preferred erotic novels over porn or hentai.

She had that literary temperament, loving stuff she could imagine in ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠her head.

And the maknae wasn't the type to install straight-up on my ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠computer; more like subtly maneuvering so I'd stumble into it myself.

'Not Mom..., Big Sis? Nah, no way even more. Second Sis probably not either. Hmm... Who? Fourth sis's style, but she checked my laptop? Ugh, no clue. ...Screw it, whatever. Not important right now anyway.'

I shook my head and looked back at the trial selection options.

The second thing to grab me was that doujinshi with the absurdly long name.

This series was a god-tier hentai manga penned as a series by the great mangaka Roch.

Basic plot: Protagonist gets hypnosis powers and the ability to enter works of fiction, hopping between manga and anime worlds to fuck all the girls.

It's pretty old, so it probably influenced Korean 'enter fiction to fuck girls' stories directly or indirectly.

Japan, the sex superpower, is the origin.

Hard not to be influenced by Japan pumping out massive quantities of top-quality AV, hentai anime, and hentai manga for ages.

Hell, even most of the ero-novels on the subscription platform I browsed occasionally were genres or tropes that had already hit big as manga in Japan.

Korean ero-novel authors take what gets them off, localize it Korean-style, add novel storytelling and their own flavor, repackage it, and sell.

If it catches on luckily, boom—huge popularity.

'...Huh? Why does that protagonist kinda look like me...?'

What was listed in the selection example right now was a doujinshi adaptation of the chuuni virgin romcom anime 'My Youth Comedy Where I Search for the Fake Key Is a Two Love Terror Alive.'

A third-party protagonist with hypnosis powers jumps into the original anime and builds a real sex harem in place of the virgin canon protag—that's the main gist.