Chapter 201
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 201
Chapter Title: Jealous Little Sister
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The female doctor who came for rounds on my little sister measured her blood pressure and such in a half-assed manner before calling it done.
To be fair, my little sister was glaring at her like she was the enemy of her family, being completely uncooperative from the start, so I couldn't really blame the doctor.
The doctor kept appealing to me, saying it was a nurse's job but she was doing it personally because she was diligent and close with my sister. Meanwhile, my sister snapped, "Cut the crap, Doc. And get the hell out now that you're done. I want a new rounds doctor."
"Seung-hye, you didn't have a specific doctor assigned for rounds anyway. I just came personally because it feels like taking care of my own patient. So no swapping or anything like that."
"Ugh... Then switch my attending physician..."
"Hmm? With doctors in short supply, probably not. And you know I'm the daughter of this hospital's director, right?"
"Tch... Guess we need to change hospitals then. ...Nah. I'll be doing outpatient treatment soon anyway."
"Hohoho. But you know, you're being way too obvious. I can tell who it is you always said you liked. Hmm~ Forbidden love, huh? ...Ah, that's why you had all those novels..."
"Shut up! Get out already?!"
"All those times you consulted me pretending it was about a friend? It was all about you, wasn't it? Hmm~♪ Mmm~♪ Makes sense—you don't have any friends besides me. I've had a pretty good idea for a while now."
"...Y-You! You fucking bitch! How can you call yourself a doctor after spilling patient confidentiality like that...!!"
"Oh? Was it a secret? I didn't know. Sorry? And I haven't even said what it is yet. Keep this up, and I might 'accidentally' spill it?"
"...Ughhh! I really hate you...!! We're done! No more friendship!!!"
- Crash! Clang! Smash! -
The hospital room was turning into a total mess.
My little sister grabbing stuff near the bed and hurling it everywhere.
And the doctor nimbly dodging it all.
Taking advantage of the chaos, the nurses slipped me notes with their numbers.
What the hell is this? Pure pandemonium.
I figured rounds usually don't take more than 30 minutes, but the female doctor stuck around for nearly an hour—either because she enjoyed teasing my youngest sister or because she wanted to spend more time with me—before finally leaving.
Once the doctor was gone, my little sister stuck out her hand with a cold glare and said to me,
"Oppa. Hand over those papers those filthy bitches gave you earlier."
"...W-Why? ...These are mine."
"Give them."
"...No, I don't wanna."
"Hand them over."
"W-What for?"
"Give them. I said it three times already."
Her tone and expression were a scary, ruthless mix laced with tears, so I reluctantly handed over all the notes.
- Rip! Rip! -
And just as I expected, my little sister tore them all to shreds.
"Hey! What the hell?!"
"Hmph...! Protecting Oppa from women."
This crazy bitch.
She's really lost her mind.
I tried picking up the torn pieces to tape them back together.
Then my little sister shot up, snatched them again, and straight-up swallowed them.
Goddamn, this girl's insane.
My youngest sister was seriously pissed off.
And it seemed like she'd really gone off the deep end.
She kept grumbling, crying one moment, raging the next.
The things she said while crying to me were something else.
"...Sniff, I'm still a virgin. So Oppa should be a virgin too."
Saying crap like that.
"What the fuck kind of retarded bullshit is that? If you're a virgin, I have to be one too? You want me to stay a virgin forever?"
I'd already lost mine, but it felt so unfair and infuriating that I said it anyway.
Is that why she taught me all those weird approaches to romance?
Ah, thinking about it brings back memories and pisses me off even more.
Honestly, wasn't ripping up phone numbers from young, pretty doctors and nurses crossing the line?
When I said that, my little sister muttered to herself like she'd made up her mind.
"...It's breaking the pact with Noona and Mom, but no choice..."
"What're you talking about?"
"Ah, you heard...? Oppa, just hold on a bit. Once I...! Once I get better..., I'll take your virginity..."
"What?!"
"I said I'll take your virginity, you dumbass...! Happy now...?!!"
Should I get mad as her big brother? Tell her to snap out of it?
Or get serious? Tell her not to joke?
No.
I was hooked.
And I figured my expression gave it all away to her.
"For real? Once you're better, you'll do it with me?"
"Yeah. I've decided. ...Noona and Mom might try to bury me for it. But no helping it. Gotta protect Oppa's virginity from those filthy bitches. ...And if it's gonna get taken by someone else, better family does it..."
"No, still..."
"What? Heh heh... Thought you'd love this most, Oppa. Scared now that it's on the table? Chicken? Bock-bock?"
"Hoo, fuck. Don't regret it."
We ended up veering off into other topics.
Maybe as time passed, the excitement died down a bit.
Eventually, we talked about what we'd do once she recovered, what she wanted.
My little sister said she'd do anything I wanted once she was better.
"I'm the one who said I'd even sell my soul to the devil and gods back then... Y-You think I can't do this one thing for Oppa? ...D-Don't get the wrong idea! It's not like I've wanted this since forever. Got it? You're the one who's desperate to lose it. So once I'm better, I'll do it."
"Yeah, yeah, got it. Hey, hold on a sec."
I realized I couldn't stop now. Game on.
I bought a low-grade healing potion from the system shop for 1,000 points.
Pretended to take it out of a bag but pulled it from my Subspace Storage and handed it to her.
"...Oppa? How do you have something this precious...???"
"Just drink it. No thinking—down it all. Got it from the Tower."
My little sister looked stunned but chugged the potion straight down.
Right then, I could feel her body improving, her condition turning around in real time.
Her sickly, pale face gained color and vitality, turning rosy.
It was like a wilted, diseased flower blooming vibrantly before my eyes, releasing its fragrance everywhere.
And that scent was the seductive aroma of her female body tempting me.
"Hey. How's it feel?"
"...A-Amazing. Wow..., the world looks different now. ...Not fully cured, but wow..., way better than what that healing ability Noona gave me. ...So this is the power of pure, undiluted healing potion... God..., no wonder it's so expensive."
Guess healing ability users are average at best.
Like my sister said, maybe because humanity's still in the transitional phase adapting to the cataclysm...?
The low-grade healing potion from the Tower's system shop outperforms them...?
Or maybe? It's 1,000 points, so considering the price, it might be more impressive than I thought.
Then that 1 million-point Elixir—does it really revive people who just died, like it says?
My sister was bouncing around happily now that her body felt refreshed and healthy.
But now... I wanna fuck her already...
"Little sis. Let's do it now."
"...Huh? ...Y-Yeah, uh.... T-That, right? ...W-Wait a sec. ...I-I'm not mentally ready yet."
My little sister said she wasn't ready yet, placing both hands on her chest and taking deep breaths.
But it just wouldn't end quickly.
No choice then.
For times like this, the best mood-maker is my special semen milkshake.
"Sis, still can't calm down? Here, drink this then."
"...That strawberry milk from earlier? Why...? Hmm?"
I really wanted her to chug this strawberry milk quick.
My little sister eyed me suspiciously.
"...D-Drink it quick."
"You drink it first, Oppa."
Why the hell would I drink it?!
I can't.
No way I'm drinking strawberry milk laced with my own semen!
"......, ...I-I can't drink it."
"Pfft."
My little sister smirked and studied me closely.
She chuckled lightly and said, "Figures. Probably spiked with something 'Oppa' can't have, huh."
Then she fact-checked me with some past incident while gauging my reaction.
And she seemed to notice something more.
Are you a psychic? How'd you know?!
"...Not just your white stuff, right? Something else mixed in? What'd you add, Oppa?"
"......"
"Whoa, that face. Some kinda drug? No way, for real?"
"Fuck, stop reading my expressions in real time."
"I've mastered psychology and micro-expressions 'cause there's nothing else to do here. Watched videos over and over to learn."
"......"
"Oppa... You're the worst. Lowest of the low. What'd you put in? Aphrodisiac? Holy shit, aphrodisiac? For your little sister? Wow.... Total creep, super disappointed..."
"Fuck, I said stop reading me! And you said you'd do it, you bitch...! Why're you flipping now?! You go to the bathroom one way and come out different? You said you'd do it!"
"...Well, I will do it..."
"But?!"
"Teasing Oppa is just too fun.... That's that, and this is this."