Chapter 802
Chapter 802
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 802
Chapter Title: Lovers' Grand Meeting (7)
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The lovers had each bought their secret items and settled into the officetel.
Since Siu and Eloa hadn't arrived yet, they decided to have a light drinking session.
"Come on, everyone~ Pay attention here!"
While everyone else was keeping their purchases tightly under wraps without revealing what they'd bought, Dorothy was the only one who openly showed off her item.
It was a casual entertainment segment meant to build some rapport amid the still-awkward relationships.
The lovers gathered closely around the table, their eyes fixed on its surface.
What Dorothy pulled out was a pink silicone mass about the size of a forearm.
Up until yesterday, no one would have had a clue what it was for, but not anymore.
"Hmm? Isn't that an onahole? Still looks pretty vulgar up close."
It was a male masturbator from the adult shop's third-floor men's section—one modeled after a woman's insides...
An onahole.
That said, none of them had paid close attention to that third-floor corner.
Models meticulously sculpted to mimic a woman's lower or upper body had been intriguing, to be sure.
Some items even boasted sweat glands replicated from real women's genitals.
But a masturbator was still just a masturbator.
No amount of imagination could stretch to thinking, "Would they really bring that to an event?"
"Hmm, that's interesting?"
"Do you use it with gel or something?"
They gave polite responses, but the reactions were mostly lukewarm.
Linne didn't even bother glancing at it outright.
"Exactly~ Useless as-is, of course... But here's the fun part—with a simple enchantment, you can do all sorts of interesting things!"
Dorothy's eyes gleamed with mana.
She applied a basic enchantment using alchemy principles.
Beyond her own spells, her knack for gimmicks like "Sexual Desire Color Diagnosis" and her unconventional thinking made this simple artifact possible.
She bestowed one of her self-made spells, Revelation, onto the onahole.
Then she drew out a resonance point, leaving a connection spot for linking to a spirit body.
Her deft enchantment wove in like a skilled weaver at a loom, transforming the onahole into an artifact in an instant.
A bit more time and effort could have made something far more sophisticated, but that wasn't necessary.
It was just a mildly naughty toy for the drinking party, after all.
"There, wireless linked onahole complete."
The onahole, now infused with Dorothy's mana signature, looked entirely different from before.
It even emanated a faint, holy glow of mana.
"Wireless linked..."
"...onahole?"
The ones most intrigued by the transformed male toy were the twins.
"Yep~ The effect is super simple. Link it to a witch's brand, and... any stimulation inside the onahole gets transmitted to the linked person."
"What does that mean?"
"Exactly what it sounds like. Say you insert something here—the linked person feels the actual insertion sensation."
"R-Really? That works?"
The twins gaped in disbelief.
It was revolutionary tech.
"Lady Dorothy, isn't that dangerous, though?"
Sharon pointed at the outlandish adult artifact.
"What if it tears while linked, or the stimulation's too intense...? Sounds like it would hurt a lot..."
"Goo~d point. That's why I completely excluded pain transmission. Dropped the sensory transfer rate for other feelings to about 80% as a tradeoff, but safety first."
"Ah, got it."
But even after the explanation, the mood didn't heat up as much as Dorothy had hoped.
Linne seemed interested for a moment before looking away again, Lurye focused more on her drink, and Amelia and Sharon looked extremely embarrassed.
Glancing around, Dorothy realized why.
"Oh, this isn't the usual vibe, huh? Sorry~ Sorry~"
It was entirely Dorothy's misunderstanding.
These gathered lovers were, in a word, Siu's harem.
She'd figured since they went to an adult shop together, the drinking party would involve some pretty steamy talk and jokes.
Things like "Sis has a weak spot here" or "He likes this position."
So she'd planned to hype up that sultry atmosphere by offering the onahole as a drinking game prize.
Wasn't it an artifact with endless play variations?
For instance, you could enjoy biologically impossible positions like breastfeeding while feeling penetration pleasure.
"Too bad. Back in the box it goes. So~ what do you all usually talk about?"
Sensing the already awkward vibe plummet, Dorothy sheepishly repackaged the onahole.
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But the awkwardness didn't last long.
Nothing lubricates human relationships like alcohol.
As the lovers' cheeks flushed rosy, the party livened up far more than at the start.
Dorothy's silver tongue combined with Sharon's affability even drew quiet Linne into chatting a bit.
"Alright~ What's the next topic?"
During a simple drinking game where they swore on their witch names to tell only the truth.
When it was Dorothy's turn to pick a topic, she grinned and suggested one.
"Shin Siu! The worst thing about him! Let's all spill without holding back~"
A somewhat sensitive topic, even for an open-hearted drinking party.
One wrong step, and it could turn into badmouthing their beloved.
"Is that okay?"
"How about a different topic?"
"Don't be like that~ Girl talk stays secret between us. Right? When else would we get to chat like this?"
The first up was Lurye, half-reclined on the sofa, blowing into her bottle.
She furrowed her brow and grumbled.
"The worst thing about my consort is..."
Ignoring the mix of concern and curiosity in the stares, she vented bluntly.
"His lower half's too big. And he's ridiculously virile—sometimes it's exhausting to the point of death."
"Fair enough~"
A clear, relatable gripe straight out of Lurye's playbook.
Light laughter rippled through the slightly tense group.
"...My turn?"
Next was Amelia, hugging her knees and swaying side to side.
Under the focused gazes, she glanced around thoughtfully before speaking.
"I wish Siu were a little less considerate sometimes."
"Ooh, Associate Professor Amelia. Way to keep up appearances solo."
"Yeah, how's that a bad point?!"
"H-Hey, but... it's true..."
The tipsy twins boldly voiced their complaint, but Amelia stuck to her guns despite her fluster.
Next was Sharon, her face flushed from the booze, hair tied up high.
"Hmm... I wish Siu took better care of his body."
"...Agreed. Totally."
"Our assistant acts like he's got four or five lives."
Unlike with Amelia, this drew broad agreement.
They weren't at some annual event—Siu pulled some dangerous stunt every quarter, leaving his lovers on edge watching him.
Next, the adorable mascot twins, Odil and Odet.
"The assistant's girlfriend count is rising too fast!"
"He promised to hold back from now on, but who knows if he'll stick to it!"
"Playboy."
"Greedy."
The twins rattled off like machine guns, but their wrap-up was honest.
"Still... Having friends to share about someone we all love this much feels nice. Right, Odet?"
"Yeah, sis. Never would've dreamed of it before."
"Every day's fun, and we all like it."
"But a love fight's a love fight! No mercy!"
The plucky apprentice witches' fresh, spirited remarks earned applause.
Finally, last up excluding the questioner Dorothy: Linne.
"......"
But Linne only sluggishly noticed the eyes on her.
Her eyelids drooped heavily, blinking like she might doze off any second.
Even with Siu lifting her Curse of Deprivation, Linne's tolerance was still rock-bottom.
Born a total lightweight.
"Linne, your turn."
"What?"
"We're talking about Siu's bad points."
"...Bad points?"
Gone was her usual sharpness; her slow drawl shook her head slightly as she frowned oddly.
"A proper wife... knows her husband's flaws but never voices them, filling his lacks instead."
"......"
"I can't comprehend badmouthing one's man for mere drinking entertainment."
"......"
"Alright~ That's it. I'll tuck Linne in."
Just before Linne's oblivious remark could chill the mood, Dorothy scooped her up and hauled her to the bedroom.
"Shall we wrap it up here?"
"Siu should be back soon anyway... Yeah."
With one person out, the party naturally wound down.
As they cleared the drinks and Dorothy headed to the bathroom for a pre-bed shower...
"Dorothy sis."
"Wait a sec."
Odil and Odet sidled up secretly.
"Hm? What's up?"
The twins hesitated deeply.
"Um..."
"That wireless linked... thing?"
Bold love for their assistant and curiosity aside, the twins were proper young ladies.
Asking for something like this from someone they weren't close to yet was embarrassing.
But Dorothy's impromptu artifact was awfully tempting to them.
As apprentices, Odil and Odet lacked prior experience.
Siu amplified mana so purely it should be fine going forward, but to avoid any risk, they'd abstained from relations.
But with an onahole, they could do something similar, right?
"Is it safe for apprentices to use?"
"Can't let the vessel get tainted."
"No worries~ I don't skimp on that stuff. Plus, Revelation isn't really mana-based magic, strictly speaking."
That sealed it—even more of a must-have.
"We'll buy it."
"How much?"
The twins were ready for a big spend.
Golden opportunities like this don't come cheap sometimes.
It was a simple make anyway, and she wasn't hurting for cash enough to nickel-and-dime cute apprentices.
They seemed tight with the Queen too—might as well gift it as a thanks.
"Nah, it's fine. Meant it as a game prize anyway, so it's yours."
"Really?"
"For real?"
"Just keep hanging out great with our Queen, okay~?"
"Yes!"
"Of course!"