Chapter 800
Chapter 800
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 800
Chapter Title: Lovers' Grand Assembly (5)
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A certain adult store in Jongno.
It was a popular date spot for young couples, smack in the middle of a bustling district, so the shop was massive.
The entire four-story building was packed floor to ceiling with grown-up toys.
Adult stores weren't the shady hideaways tucked into crumbling old buildings anymore.
The bright lighting and vibe evoked an Apple Store—perfect even for an eccentric date itinerary.
However, asking if this mainstream adult shop was a welcoming space for everyone equally? Not quite.
Most customers were couples, in fact.
And with the majority-female staff constantly chattering away, showering them with unwanted affection and attentiveness.
Men venturing into the male masturbation device corner to buy an onahole had to hang their heads in shame, like convicted criminals. Truly a holy site for the socially adept.
Yet amid the judgmental stares, two men—A and B—boldly strutted through the adult store without a care.
These were the same A and B who'd sworn off otaku life and committed to fitness at Kyobo Bookstore just days ago.
Quitting the hobby didn't mean giving up on buying a girlfriend, of course.
They'd boldly stepped into the adult store to snag the latest onahole: Witch's Temptation ver.3rd.
"Looking for anything in particular?"
"Ah, yeah, here to buy an onahole."
"We got intel on limited-edition stock. You still have any left?"
"I, uh, see... Men's products are on the third floor. Want me to show you?"
"No need. Haha."
Having brushed off the clingy staffer, the pair headed for the stairs to the third floor.
That's when it happened—the already crowded entrance, jammed with display shelves everywhere, suddenly buzzed with excitement.
A and B's eyes snapped toward the commotion, filled with gasps of awe, sighs, admiration, and praise.
"Those women...?"
"Princesses and queens from some small kingdom?"
They probably wouldn't remember them, but it was a fateful reunion indeed.
An ice-statue-cold beauty, a fairy-like green-haired big sis, doll-like twins, and a queen radiating the aura of the sea's ruler.
The very beauties who'd upended A and B's worldviews at Kyobo Bookstore had now invaded an adult store, of all places.
"No way, you're kidding me..."
And that wasn't all.
Two more companions in tow.
A woman in a kimono and a big-breasted bombshell with slightly droopy eyes.
Birds of a feather, huh? Sure enough, their companions were drop-dead gorgeous too.
"......"
"......"
A chill silence blanketed the store.
Even the in-crowd, who usually flaunted their couple power over loners and indulged in mockery, held their breath.
The staff—renowned for their fearless friendliness—halted in their tracks, too intimidated to approach.
"Alright~ Shall we browse?"
All eyes locked on her in an instant, but the big-breasted beauty casually grabbed a shopping basket as if it were nothing, and the other stunners followed suit.
"No way that's happening."
A felt a dark ooze seeping into his chest.
He couldn't accept it.
He'd heard she had a boyfriend when he tried asking for her number.
Back then, he'd shrugged it off cleanly—no jealousy in sight.
But...
Now, tears of unknown origin welled up.
"This is an adult store..."
This was an adult store.
Judging by how freely she'd grabbed that basket, shopping was clearly their goal.
The muses who'd reignited passion in his life, out shopping at an adult store to impress some faceless boyfriend she barely knew? His heart felt shredded into a thousand pieces.
"Snap out of it, A."
B's ice-cold rebuke slapped his ear.
"What weird thoughts are you having?"
"It's been tainted... Someone's dirtied our ideal..."
"Don't delude yourself."
B offered no comfort to his pleading friend.
A's eyes widened in disbelief.
"You seriously don't care at all?"
"Nope."
To that, B laid out his thoughts plainly.
"Logically, women that beautiful and pure-looking couldn't possibly be dating a guy. Let alone hitting up an adult store for some boyfriend event? That's just impossible."
B's logic was blatant sophistry.
Like a teen not quite past puberty staring at his idol crush and thinking, Bet she doesn't even poop.
Pure delusion, ignoring reality to inflate fantasies in his head... or so you'd think.
"You think?"
The scene before their eyes lent instant credibility to B's words.
That scene being their inhuman, otherworldly 'beauty' itself.
They didn't seem like they'd use bathrooms, could survive on dew alone, would never age or die, wielded incredible magic, and sure as hell didn't date men...
Transcendent beauty that rationalized the most unrealistic delusions.
Now that he heard it, B's take sounded spot-on.
Why had he jumped to conclusions and wallowed in sorrow?
"I lost my cool there, B. They're probably just tourists, drawn by curiosity."
"Exactly. Even if they were shopping for toys... yeah. I've got it now. Perfectly."
In that moment, A realized B had hit on the exact same hypothesis.
Angels couldn't couple with humans.
Compared to their nobility and purity, any human would seem grotesque.
The solution was simple.
Angels pair with angels.
Viewing the trio-turned-sextet circle that way, it shimmered like a garden of golden lilies.
"No way... lilies...?"
"Bingo."
A and B sighed in profound enlightenment, as if touching cosmic truth.
So those beautiful angels going at it in bed together...
"Urk...!"
"Kieeeek!"
The store's men groaned in unison.
They'd all followed the same thought path to that tantalizing endpoint.
Yet the witches' allure held a sanctity that blocked even the slightest lecherous fantasy from the unaccustomed.
That sparked headaches.
Like an electric shock through lustful, tormented male hearts, peace followed.
Pure sage time, thick as after a three-round wank sesh.
They'd come here burning with naughty intent, scheming to sweet-talk their girlfriends into trying all sorts of toys...
"Let's head out."
"Honey, wanna go?"
"We'll come back later."
"Let's break up. Tired of just physical stuff."
Now, it didn't matter.
They wanted to cling to this innocent, boyish purity from simpler days—just for today.
"Shall we go?"
"Guess so."
A and B, who'd planned blissful time with fresh onaholes, felt the same.
2.
Customers inexplicably trickling out.
Odil, shopping away oblivious to the reason.
"Whoa..."
She'd sensed something off, but stepping inside left her gaping unwittingly.
Not as seedy as expected.
It resembled a department store appliance section, really.
The first-floor displays favored tame, non-kinky items over niche stuff anyway.
Still, adult toys were adult toys.
Probably the most intuitively obvious-use items on earth.
An inescapable aura of lewdness wafted everywhere.
Odil and Odet stood side by side before a dildo display.
"Sis, this the thing, right?"
"Yeah, looks like it."
"Looks like a dick to anyone."
"Multicolored dick replicas."
Varieties galore in shapes and materials.
Suction-cupped for mounting, handled ones, rubbery, glassy-transparent.
"Were my expectations too high?"
"Kinda underwhelming."
Just felt like their imagination outpaced reality a bit.
Last time in the human world, half-naked women strolling casually had made it seem wildly open.
So they'd expected tools beyond Gehenna witches' wildest dreams...
At least up to here, it was boring.
"And they're all so small."
"Yeah, nothing bigger than Assistant's."
The twins whispered critiques.
That's when Lurye, who'd been watching intently from behind, chimed in.
"Odil, Odet—check this out."
Lurye held an unpackaged demo vibrator.
Soft, wiggly protrusions everywhere—ends and sides—making it kinda gross.
"What's that?"
"Super creepy."
"This thing's pretty fun, actually."
-Bwoooong! Bwoooong! Bwoooong!
Lurye flicked the switch, and it thrashed wildly with a roar that drew every eye.
"What what what?!"
"Turn it off! Off! People are staring!"
They'd feigned nonchalance, but as count family sheltered darlings, the twins—hyper-aware of gazes—flushed crimson, urging her to stop.
The noise would attract attention, after all.
Seeing the twins—who daily ganged up to bully her—in a bind thrilled Lurye.
"Oh? Scared? Makes sense—too advanced for rookie apprentice witches like you."
"H-Have you tried it?"
"This much is a breeze for me."
"Bragging again..."
Having personally tested a full maniac adult toy set, Lurye puffed up proudly.
The triplets made their own noisy racket.
Meanwhile, Amelia's head spun.
The human world already overwhelmed her hypersensitive senses.
Just standing on the street brought a flood of stimuli.
This place? Beyond stimulation.
Like Sodom and Gomorrah from scripture—first floor alone shattered her proxy-shame threshold.
But...
Glancing around: Odil, Odet, Lurye engrossed.
Sharon, Rinne, Dorothy eyeing products hungrily too.
Bailing now would mean falling behind in the race.
"Hoo..."
Deep breath done, Amelia beat everyone to the second floor.