Chapter 762
Chapter 762
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 762
Chapter Title: Chapter 762 - #162_현세 소풍
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 762
Chapter Title: A Leisurely Morning in the Mortal World
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Soft sunlight poured over the bed.
A drowsy, utterly relaxed warmth that could coax out a yawn.
The cozy embrace of the microfiber blanket against bare skin.
"Awake?"
And there was Sharon, staring intently at him from her half-prone position, clutching the pillow.
A familiar place, a familiar angle, a familiar situation.
It was a scene he'd seen to the point of nausea while living together with Sharon.
Yet there wasn't the slightest hint of boredom or fatigue.
Embarrassing as it was to admit, this must be the power of love.
"Looks like I won today? You've been waking up before me every single day, Si-woo."
Sharon beamed at him with eyes still heavy from sleep.
This was the expression.
A smile that seemed ready to gently embrace every flaw of her lover.
The happily upturned corners of her mouth, as if she couldn't get enough of this moment lying together in bed.
He felt it all over again the instant he woke up.
Thank goodness he hadn't broken up with Sharon.
"What time is it?"
"Hmm, 2 o'clock."
"Overslept, huh."
"Can't be helped. We didn't fall asleep until after 10."
Sharon mumbled into her pillow, looking bashful.
Yeah, no wonder.
They'd gone at it like crazy to make up for lost time, and all sorts of things had happened along the way.
Not content with claiming every part of Sharon, the intensity of their play had easily shattered all previous records.
Roughly tallying from memory: three ejaculations in front, three in back, and two miscellaneous for a grand total.
Sharon, meanwhile, had passed out and come to repeatedly, racking up double digits in climaxes from both ends.
"Why are you such a pervert, Si-woo? Seriously, you love tormenting me way too much."
Sharon was clearly trying to deflect responsibility, perhaps eager to bury her own antics from the night before. It had been a night of utter madness.
"Oh yeah? Wanna check who's the real pervert?"
He already had the perfect weapon to shut her down.
Filming with his smartphone hadn't been limited to just penetration.
For Si-woo, who could freely manipulate shadows, crafting a selfie stick was child's play.
Every single moment from last night had been faithfully recorded.
"Wh-what?! You really filmed everything? From when? Until when?"
"From start to finish."
"Ah, no way! Confiscate that! Delete it right now!"
Sharon's face turned beet red as she lunged at Si-woo to destroy the evidence.
"Hand it over! Let go!"
She flailed her arms every which way to snatch the phone, but who was Si-woo?
The holder of EX-rank Bed Grounding skill, a jujitsu master limited to the mattress.
"You begged me to film it, Sharoni."
"Don't call me Sharoni! Ugh, I seriously wasn't in my right mind yesterday!"
He tossed out light teases while effortlessly dodging her arms, then hooked her leg to flip her center of gravity.
Sharon ended up flat on her back, helplessly pinned beneath him.
"Playful, huh? Want another punishment?"
"Haaang...!"
Well, banter like this was just an extension of their flirting.
He bit down on the nape of her neck and pressed against her naked body. Sharon's breathing grew ragged in an instant.
Her body, which had turned into a full-blown furnace overnight, still held lingering embers even after ample rest.
"Haa... Hng...!"
Even so, who'd have thought a mere bite to the nape would draw such sweet moans.
It had barely been any time at all, yet his cock had stiffened right up, pressing hard against Sharon's plump, firm ass.
"...It's gotten big again. Total pervert."
Sharon, gone quiet like she'd been hit with a tranquilizer dart, shot him a sulky glare.
"Who's calling who a pervert? And you, with all the debt you owe me?"
Not talking money or favors here.
This was about the extension of last night's SM play—the bet on holding back orgasms.
Sharon hadn't kept her promise to only go when Si-woo climaxed.
She'd gone wild with multi-orgasms while taking it from behind, cramping her thighs in the process, and naturally piled up massive debt without paying up front either.
"How am I supposed to beat you... Do you have any idea how hard it is to hold back? Haa...!"
A bit of firmer teasing, rubbing the tip against her slick petals, and Sharon instantly turned into a meek little lamb.
She pouted her lips and whined in complaint.
"Should we settle your debt now?"
Normally, it took ten of Sharon's big orgasms for Si-woo to finish once.
Sex with Si-woo only getting better, she'd probably never pay it off in her lifetime.
"Where do you wanna pay it off this time? Your pick, Sharon."
"Ughhh, no, I'm good."
Sharon desperately wanted a round two right then...
But she couldn't.
"The others are waiting."
Her monopoly on Si-woo was purely thanks to the others' consideration.
The sun was already high in the sky; she couldn't hog him any longer.
"Fair point. Let's get ready."
As Si-woo sheepishly sat up, Sharon grabbed his wrist.
She slyly lifted her hips and spread one cheek.
Her crimson petals, now glistening all the way to the outside, shimmered temptingly.
"Can you finish in exactly fifteen minutes?"
Sharon spoke with bratty pout.
"I'll do it in thirty."
How could anyone not love a Sharon like this?
2.
After wrapping up their quick lovemaking session, Sharon and Si-woo finished preparing to head downstairs.
"What's wrong?"
Si-woo asked at Sharon's suddenly troubled expression in the mirror.
She'd been all bright and fresh while he washed her, dried her off, and dressed her in underwear and clothes—but now her complexion had darkened.
"No, it's nothing. Not your fault."
The rush of five happy hormones in her brain had faded enough for self-reflection to kick in.
Only now could she look back on her antics from last night.
After their dramatic reconciliation, she'd thrown a fit of aegyo and blurted out that all-time low "Does Sharoni grok cute?" in front of everyone.
And now she had to face the audience who'd witnessed that legendary scene, in private no less.
"Ugh, can't breathe."
Amelia and Eloa were one thing, but the twins...
She dreaded imagining how they'd tease her.
And as always, her grim premonition came true.
Si-woo and Sharon entered the officetel to greetings from weary-looking Amelia and red-eyed Eloa.
The twins, seated at the table enjoying afternoon tea, spotted Sharon and launched into pitch-black banter without even acknowledging Si-woo.
"Sis, sis, aren't you extra cute today?"
"Ung? Wha?"
Odil tilted her head, pressing her fists under her chin. Her purple eyes sparkled pointlessly bright.
"Eyes all sparkly, your curls so pretty and twirly, and above all, like a super lovey-dovey doll?"
"Uuu, Odet's a liar."
"Nooo, I always think sis is like an angel come down from heaven whenever I see you?"
"Weally? Odil groks cute?"
"Ung ung, cute cute."
The duo's skit, limbs in perfect sync.
Like something rehearsed for ages, it struck a fatal blow right to Sharon's solar plexus.
"Odil, Odet! Enough already?!"
Sharon flushed crimson as a ripe persimmon and snapped, but the twins weren't fazed.
They sipped their coffee and delivered the finishing blows.
"It's okay, it's okay. Sharoni sis is plenty cute too."
"Yeah, Sharoni sis."
"KyaAAAh! I expected it, but this is worse!"
Sharon flopped straight down and pounded the floor.
The twins circled her like natives around a fire, launching nonstop mental assaults.
"Like, totally unimaginable?"
"Sha-ro-ni."
"Not even Sharon, but Sharoni?!"
"Can we shower Sharoni sis with all the cuteness too?"
"Uwaa, uwaaak! Uwaaaa!"
Sharon clutched her head and writhed under the forced replay of her black history.
"Well, gotta have that level of aegyo to monopolize the Assistant."
"Haa~ So jealous."
"Even we younger ones can't dream of pulling off that cute act. Honestly embarrassing."
"Senior goes all-in shamelessly! Sharoni sis! Walking ball of aegyo! We admire you!"
"When you come back as our tutor, can you teach a new subject too?"
"Aegyo Theory Basics! We wanna learn!"
He was witnessing firsthand how the twins' chatter—enough to fill any conversation—turned purely offensive.
Sharon, already on her last legs from mental damage, curled up tight.
The twins planted hands on hips, bowed low, and kept disparaging.
"No way... You didn't do that at pillow talk too, right?"
"Sharoni hurts moreee. Blindfold blindfold~ Sharoni's weak there~"
"Kill me... Just kill me..."
As the twins reduced Sharon to a splendid state of zero resistance, their eyebrows shot up in unison.
""Hm?""
Odil's right brow, Odet's left.
Soon, like drug-sniffing dogs, they leaned in to sniff Sharon and reached one conclusion.
"Eekya! No mercy! You did it this morning too!"
"Morning Sharoni Sharoni!"
"Ki-kids...! Only thirty minutes! Just thirty!"
Sharon revived from the brink of death to defend her final shred of honor, but...
"You knew we were waiting downstairs!"
"After hogging him all night! Harlot! Lust incarnate!"
It only earned her more scolding.
Of course, the sparks weren't flying at Sharon alone.
Odil and Odet, double fury blazing, charged Si-woo and clung to him.
"Assistant's too much!"
"Even if Sharon sis tempts you, you should've resisted!"
"I held back plenty!"
"It's our turn!"
Just as they moved to drag Si-woo to the bedroom and strip him bare...
-Clunk!
"What's all this racket?"
"Odil, Odet! What are you doing, acting so rowdy?"
"Hoo, is this really a house? More like a matchbox. Awfully cramped."
Al bireo, Deneb, and Lurye too—all present in the mortal world had gathered.
Looked like it was shaping up to be a bustling day.
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