Chapter 481
Chapter 481
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 481
Chapter Title: Housewarming (7)
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1.
The primary crisis the twins had stayed up all night debating was as follows.
Vice Professor Amelia, the Great Witch, was trying to steal away Assistant Si-woo.
That was why the twins, ready to strip off their rank insignia and turn everything upside down if words like "It's time for you to part ways. I'll take responsibility for Si-woo" ever slipped from Amelia's lips, found themselves deflated by her polite apology.
She had apologized very frankly, even bowing her head to mere apprentice witches for putting Si-woo in danger.
She had also clearly stated that she had no desire to monopolize him.
It all resolved so smoothly and easily that it felt oddly anticlimactic.
"In fact, there have been more times when Assistant Si-woo was in danger because of us."
"I wonder if it's even ours to forgive. Thanks to you, Vice Professor, he's recovered, after all."
"...Thank you for understanding."
In the twins' case, Si-woo had gotten caught up in threats that approached them, whereas Amelia had directly harmed him herself.
Still, the twins weren't heartless enough to bring that up in front of someone who was sincerely apologizing.
Si-woo himself had even said he forgave her actions before...
Above all, the absence of any real battle over Assistant Si-woo—the thing that had them most on edge—left them with a considerable sense of relief.
"......"
The twins weren't the only ones relieved by how smoothly things were unfolding.
Amelia, too, felt a weight lift from her heart thanks to Odil and Odet's generosity.
That left the second task: clarifying exactly what kind of relationship she had with Si-woo.
In simple terms, she had to confess that they had shared a bed.
This was her second such confession after Sharon, but it felt heavier this time.
Odil and Odet were merely apprentice witches, so full intercourse was still impossible for them.
Unlike Sharon with her ample bosom, they had no such assets to leverage, so their physical intimacies amounted to oral and manual pseudo-sexual acts at best.
Boasting about her sexual history in front of them could easily touch a raw nerve.
But she couldn't just gloss over it either.
"Miss Odil, Miss Odet."
"Yes, Vice Professor."
They knew the title was familiar on their tongues, but Amelia was no longer a vice professor.
So, she corrected them.
"No need for 'Vice Professor' anymore. I'm not one now."
"Then..."
"Just Amelia is fine."
"Yes, Lady Amelia."
The twins, who had resisted so fiercely just moments ago, now nodded like meek lambs.
Seeing that only made her heart feel heavier.
Even so, this confession was necessary—even as a "request."
"Please don't misunderstand what I'm about to say."
She got straight to the point without dragging it out.
"Today, Si-woo and I... shared a bed."
When she'd said this to Sharon, it had sparked a minor argument with the indignant woman.
Watching the twins' reaction with half-anxious anticipation, Amelia was surprised.
"Ah, we did that too."
"......"
"But we did it first."
"That's right."
The twins' response was astonishingly identical to Sharon's.
The psychology behind Odil and Odet's reaction was similar to Sharon's as well.
Amelia wasn't here to monopolize Si-woo, but that didn't make hearing she'd shared his bed any less bothersome.
It stirred a cute jealousy alongside a competitive spirit.
"I see... Wait, what?"
Amelia nodded slightly in confusion, then realized their response was gravely mistaken.
The twins were apprentice witches.
They absolutely could not give the same answer as Sharon.
It would spell big trouble for both Si-woo and them.
"I... see."
Amelia calmed her pounding heart.
She concluded that the twins' statement stemmed from a misunderstanding.
They were apprentice witches, after all.
Unlike Sharon, who rarely fooled around with men, they likely didn't fully understand what "sharing a bed" truly meant.
They probably thought nude pseudo-sexual acts counted as sharing a bed.
"......"
She had no desire to correct their misconception just to assert superiority over her relationship with Si-woo.
More importantly, preemptively inflating their egos could lead to unpredictable outbursts.
Better to offer mature witchly advice for their sake.
Amelia herself had only lost her virginity a few hours ago, but she knew full well how childish it was to feel smug in front of apprentice witches who couldn't yet consummate.
Yet, after being utterly trounced by Sharon until moments ago, the swelling confidence in her chest was an analgesic she couldn't ignore.
"Ahem..."
Clearing her throat once, Amelia spoke.
"Miss Odil, Miss Odet."
"Yes."
"Yes, Lady Amelia."
"Once you two mature a bit more with time, you'll understand the true meaning of sharing a bed. So, be careful while you're still apprentices."
From Amelia's perspective, this was a statement assuming their ignorance, as well as humble advice.
And if she was being completely honest, it was also a childish brag done behind their backs.
But to the twins, who knew everything already, it sounded entirely different.
The slight arch of Amelia's eyebrow and her smug tone, as if saying "You're not ready yet~," came across as subtle mockery.
In other words, a preemptive strike and provocation.
She knew where the misunderstanding came from.
Sister Sharon had made the same foolish mistake.
Odil and Odet exchanged quick glances.
They thought of us as innocent little apprentice witches? Easy fix—just set them straight.
Unlike last time, they even had the Grand Master's permission for their relationship with the assistant, so there was nothing to fear.
"Anyway... the other reason I came was to ask a favor..."
"No need to worry. We've done everything there is to do with Assistant Si-woo."
Before Amelia could broach the next topic, Odil cut her off rather impolitely.
Amelia's eyes widened.
The twins were playful and lighthearted, but they'd never interrupted her like this before.
The polite words carried thorns, giving Amelia a sense of déjà vu.
The chilling sensation she'd felt when clashing with Sharon.
Seeing the twins' beautiful violet gazes fixed straight on her...
Amelia realized a second great war was unfolding in this drawing room.
"Is that so?"
But unlike with Sharon, she felt no urgency.
A strange confidence that she was ahead of them bolstered her.
Though that sturdy pillar shook in less than three seconds.
"Yes, Assistant Si-woo always showers us with affection."
"Probably in ways you can't even imagine, Lady Amelia, for 'sharing a bed.'"
"...Pardon?"
Amelia blinked her wide eyes repeatedly.
"If anything, you're way behind us, Lady Amelia..."
"We were faster for true bed-sharing."
"We even took his first time. Oh, and his first kiss was with me too, by the way."
"I was there with Sis too."
Amelia couldn't quite grasp what Odil meant.
The first kiss was a bit infuriating but understandable.
Taking his "first time," though?
"Miss Odil...? What do you mean by that?"
"It means we took Assistant Si-woo's virginity."
A cheeky smile now played on the twins' lips.
This was one area no one could touch—their stronghold.
They had virtually monopolized Shin Si-woo Assistant's first experiences, from kisses to caresses to penetration.
Even the formidable Sister Sharon had no choice but to grudgingly back down before this feat.
Snapping out of her daze as she stared into space, Amelia refocused.
Her eyes regained sharp focus, now gleaming with subtle anger.
Not just because she was behind, but because the twins were blatantly trying to claim superiority with an obvious lie.
"Lies."
"It's true."
"It's a lie."
"It's not a lie."
Unable to stay silent before their persistent deception, Amelia fired back.
"How could apprentices take someone's virginity? I get the frustration, but if you thought some clumsy lie would stir jealousy in me, you're mistaken."
Her sharp tone and glaring eyes—the same that once made Odil and Odet tremble.
But they didn't faze the twins, who had chosen to become warriors of love.
Not only did they refuse to lose to Amelia, but they hadn't uttered a single falsehood.
"Oh my, Lady Amelia, you seem to be the one who needs to mature a bit."
"A lady's maturity isn't measured by age. It's about how much love and pleasure she's received."
Mimicking their mentors with grown-up tones, Odil and Odet fanned themselves dramatically.
With irritating gestures, the twins began volleying lewd banter back and forth.
"Odet, how many times have we done it with Assistant Si-woo?"
"Ten? More than enough, right?"
"Yeah, and every time until we collapsed from exhaustion..."
"Right? Our Assistant Si-woo really doesn't know moderation."
Amelia was bewildered.
No matter how she thought about it, the twins were bluffing.
Yet the sudden waft of sensuality and their sultry gazes couldn't be faked on the spot.
So even knowing it was logically impossible, she couldn't relax.
The twins, sensing her reaction, grew even bolder, like mischievous kids reveling in a secret only they knew.
"Ah, you don't know?"
"What don't I know?"
"You're thinking, 'Apprentices can't possibly do that,' right?"
"It's all over your face."
Exactly.
Could some new magic have emerged that she didn't know about?
No, even then, Si-woo wouldn't permit such high-risk behavior with the twins...
"Shall we tell you?"
"Or do you want to think on it a bit more?"
The twins, now metaphorically climbing atop her head, giggled and asked.
"...Give me a moment."
No matter how much Amelia pondered, no answer came.
Reluctantly nodding, she found the twins suddenly clinging to her sides.
"The truth is..."
They whispered conspiratorially into her ears from both sides, as if divulging a grand secret.
"That's...! How...? No way...!"
Amelia's reaction went beyond shock to near fainting. Her jaw dropped, unable to close.
The back door!
Even if a witch's spirit body was pristine, using that hole was unthinkable blasphemy!
It was a method so shocking Amelia wouldn't have conceived it in a hundred years.
Even just kneeling to take him, she'd nearly died of shame glimpsing that impure entrance.
"See? Now do you get it?"
"We're plenty mature adults."
"And Assistant Si-woo loves it so much."
"He loses his mind every time."
Reeling from the earth-shattering shock in every sense, Amelia had no capacity left to process their words.
Not even to ponder whether penetration there truly counted as taking his virginity.
"......"
Amelia shot to her feet in a daze.
Then staggered out.
"Lady Amelia?"
"Where are you going?"
"......"
-Thud! Bang! Crash!
Amelia bounced off furniture and walls like a pinball, stumbling out, while the twins watched.
Soon, only Odil and Odet remained in the drawing room.
"...Did we win?"
"Seems like it?"
A brief silence followed.
Then Odil declared triumphantly, propping her foot on the table like a pirate captain after a successful raid.
Odet, unable to contain her excitement, snorted gleefully.
"Yes! Odet! Victory is ours!"
"Awesome, Sis! Let's raise a toast!"
"Vice Professor Amelia's no match!"
"Bring it on! All of you, come at us!"
Amelia, who had only just begun taking her first steps in the world of men and women, found the sex education lesson the twins wielded that day far too advanced.