The Law Major Wants to Date - 6
After hearing everything out, Eunbi tightened her arm around me even more and stared straight at Hyoseon.
"Kgh…… Hey…… You're squeezing too hard……!"
Eunbi's arm pressed down on my legs and arms. Breathing became difficult, but she paid no attention.
"So what? Do you have any proof we did that?"
Eunbi's voice had turned cold. The usual bright tone had completely vanished.
"I do……"
Hyoseon answered with a blank expression.
"I filmed it through the bathroom door gap…… I've been watching it three times every night……"
……Why watch it three times every night?
A chill ran down my spine. This girl was seriously weird. I could understand collecting evidence to report us, but watching it three times every single night? And a video of a guy being forced to cross-dress and getting his back door drilled by a woman?
But Eunbi didn't waver. Instead, she let out a small laugh.
"Oh, really?"
Eunbi tilted her head.
"Then Hyoseon-ssi has a few charges of her own, doesn't she?"
"……What?"
Hyoseon's expressionless face showed its first change. Her eyebrows twitched ever so slightly.
"First of all."
Eunbi mimicked Hyoseon's tone and raised one finger.
"Special Act on the Punishment of Sexual Crimes, Article 14. Filming Using Cameras, etc. 'Any person who films another person's body that may cause sexual desire or shame using a camera or any other mechanical device with similar functions shall be punished by imprisonment for not more than seven years or by a fine not exceeding fifty million won.' Filming secretly in the bathroom—that's illegal filming."
Probably because she grew up in a family of legal professionals, even though she was majoring in business, her legal knowledge seemed far sharper than most people's.
Hyoseon's face stiffened slightly.
"……"
"Second. Criminal Act Article 283, Coercion. 'Any person who coerces another shall be punished by imprisonment for not more than three years or by a fine not exceeding five million won.' Right now, you're threatening to report us with that video, aren't you?"
Eunbi leaned forward slightly, still holding me.
"To summarize, filming charges carry up to seven years in prison and coercion up to three years. Combined……"
Eunbi grinned.
"A maximum of ten years. Hyoseon-ssi would be going to prison for much longer, wouldn't you?"
Even in this country, people who commit murder sometimes only serve four or five years. Ten years for something like this was clearly absurd. Even someone as legally ignorant as me could tell that much.
Hyoseon's lips trembled.
Her previously blank face now showed clear signs of panic.
"And one more thing."
Eunbi pulled out her phone and showed the screen to Hyoseon. It was a family photo. Next to Eunbi stood a man and woman in suits, along with a young man.
"My mother, Lee Soo-yeon, presiding judge of the Criminal Division at the Seoul High Court. My father, Jang Jeong-tae, chief inspector of the Seoul Metropolitan Police Agency's Special Sexual Violence Investigation Unit. My older brother, Jang Jun-hyuk, prosecutor at the Seoul Eastern District Prosecutors' Office."
Hyoseon's face turned pale.
"A judge, a police officer, and a prosecutor in one family. What do you think would happen if you reported us?"
Eunbi smiled sweetly. But her eyes weren't smiling at all.
"You're in your second year of law school, so you don't even have your lawyer's license yet, right? If you get a criminal record, do you think you'll still be able to become a lawyer?"
Hyoseon fell silent for a moment. With a blank face, she stared at the ceiling as if organizing her thoughts. Five seconds, ten seconds, fifteen seconds. The silence stretched on.
Then, as if she had finished thinking, she opened her mouth again.
"Bullshit……"
Her voice was still quiet, but her tone was firm.
"Everything you said is nonsense…… Filming charges require sexual intent to be established…… And for coercion, there needs to be a threat of harm, but I only expressed my intention to report you…… Your family is scary, but……"
As expected from a second-year law student, she tried to counter with legal reasoning. But I could hear the tremor at the end of her voice. The words "your family is scary" revealed her true feelings.
"Well, maybe so."
Eunbi shrugged, still holding me in an M-shaped position. Just let me go already.
"But if Hyoseon-ssi reports us, we're not the only ones who'll suffer. Fighting it out in court would be exhausting for everyone. So let's make a deal."
"……A deal……?"
Hyoseon's eyes moved slightly.
"Even if we look like this, we're the 'Career Counseling Club' that has resolved over sixty cases."
Eunbi spoke with confidence.
"We'll solve Hyoseon-ssi's problem for you, so let's just pretend none of this ever happened."
Sixty cases? I couldn't help but feel dumbfounded inside. Aside from being forced to buy clothes, we'd only really resolved one issue—the nursing department's Na Eun-young problem. And even that was because I happened to find evidence of embezzlement, not through actual counseling.
Yet Eunbi was talking as if we were some famous detective agency.
"Hmm……"
Hyoseon fell into thought again, tapping the cover of her law textbook with her finger as if weighing something.
"Fine……"
She finally spoke.
"You'll really solve anything……?"
"Of course!"
Eunbi answered with a bright smile.
"Got it……"
Hyoseon nodded slowly. Then she looked straight at me and said,
"Make me a boyfriend…… and I won't report you……"
……What?
Excuse me, this isn't a dating service or a marriage agency. Ah, of course it's not a counseling center either.
"Huh?"
Eunbi asked back, sounding surprised.
"I want…… a boyfriend……"
Hyoseon said with a blank face. But I could see her ears turning slightly red.
"Twenty-five years as a lifelong single…… I've never even held hands…… I don't have any friends either……"
The atmosphere suddenly turned strange. The girl who had been reciting legal articles and threatening us just moments ago was now asking us to find her a boyfriend.
"So…… that person……"
Hyoseon's finger pointed at me.
"Become my boyfriend……"
Still half-folded over Eunbi's thighs, I widened my eyes in shock at the sudden mention.
"……Huh? Me?"
"I'm sorry, but I absolutely refuse to date that depraved, masochistic, incestuous cross-dressing pervert senior Chaewon who enjoys having his asshole violated."
Hey, what did you just say? A depraved masochistic incestuous cross-dressing pervert?
That's four insults in one sentence. And you were the one who forced me into all of this—why are you making it sound like I enjoy it? And enjoying having my asshole violated is complete fake news.
"Instead, I'll introduce you to someone much better. How about that?"
Eunbi suggested with a bright smile, still holding me in that M-shaped position. I had no idea how she could negotiate so calmly in this situation.
"What kind of person……?"
Hyoseon tilted her head. Her face remained expressionless, but her eyes showed clear interest.
"Someone more feminine and cute than a woman, but not that perverted senior Chaewon who likes anal masturbation."
……She's insulting me again. I've never done anal masturbation on myself in my entire life.
"I'll introduce you to really manly and cool Teto-type guys. Even if I look like this, I have quite a wide network, you know?"
Hyoseon fell silent for a moment, tapping the cover of her law textbook with her finger as if weighing something.
"Alright, fine……"
She finally answered.
"But in exchange……"
As expected, there was a condition.
"Dress me up……"
Hyoseon pointed at her own face with her finger.
"I've never worn makeup before…… I don't have any clothes either……"
Indeed, Hyoseon's face had no trace of makeup. Dark circles reaching down to her cheeks, pale skin, chapped lips. She seemed to have a pretty base, but without any care, she looked dull. Her clothes were a black hoodie and gray sweatpants. The typical exhausted aura of a graduate student radiated from her entire body.
"And……"
Hyoseon continued.
"I don't want to go alone…… so bring one more person…… A double date……"
A double date, not just an introduction?
That meant Eunbi's side would need one more person too.
"A double date?"
Eunbi asked back.
"Yeah…… I'd be too nervous going alone…… I need someone next to me……"
Hyoseon nodded.
"Sure! That's no problem."
Eunbi agreed readily.
"Then it'll be me and Hyoseon-ssi, plus two guys. That should work, right?"
"Yeah……"
If it was just these two women going, that would be a complete relief…… but surely they weren't planning to drag me along to the date too? Something felt off, but I wasn't too worried.
"Eunbi, more importantly, my clothes……"
By the way, how long did I have to stay like this in this outfit……
It seemed like the conversation was wrapping up, so I carefully made my request.
"What clothes? You're already wearing clothes. The bunny girl outfit."
"You can't call this clothes…… Augh…… It hurts…… Let's just let me go first and talk."
The effects of the drug were rising steadily. I had thought the peak had already passed, but now it was at least ten times worse than before. My lower body felt like it was about to burst, and the embarrassing bunny girl cosplay with my legs spread in an M-shape only made it more painful.
"What's a twenty-seven-year-old man whining about being in pain?"
Because you fed me Viagra, you damn woman! I swallowed those words back down. I couldn't bring up the Viagra in front of Hyoseon.
"Sigh, fine. I guess there's no helping it."
Eunbi sighed and spoke.
"Hyoseon-ssi, could you get the dildo and lube from the bag by the door over there? I can't move right now because I'm holding this guy down."
"Got it……"
Why wasn't this law student leaving even after her business was done?
Hyoseon stood up and walked toward the bag by the door. Her footsteps made no sound at all. She rummaged through the bag, then returned holding a dildo and lube.
The dildo was quite thick, easily over 18 centimeters long. It was so realistic—with veins and a glans that looked like they'd been taken from an actual man—that it felt disturbingly lifelike.
Don't tell me they're going to use that on me in this state?
"Squeeze some lube onto the dildo for me."
"Okay……"
She casually asked a law student to help with something that could easily be considered sexual harassment, and the law student, without changing her expression at all, simply complied.