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Suddenly, a tail had sprouted on my rear, and the one in front was gone—what the fuck was going on? Is this heaven? The thought popped into my head out of nowhere.
Hmm... I was damn sure some psycho had stabbed me in the back, knocking me out cold. Then, like rebooting a crashed computer, I blinked my eyes open again—and there was this white-haired beauty clinging to me, murmuring "Thank goodness, thank goodness" over and over. And get this: sprouting from her head were a pair of fluffy white fox ears matching her hair, complete with a plush tail swaying behind her!
Oh, God... How did you know I'm a total degenerate for girls with animal ears and ship me off to paradise like this? Ah, right—you're God, so you know everything, huh? Truly all-knowing! Thank you, thank you so much....
......?
Huh? Wait a sec. Why do my ears— just like this girl's right in front of me—seem to be poking out from the top of my head instead of the sides of my face? And... something long and fluffy is dangling from my butt. Huh? A tail...? Oh, and in place of that tail on the back, the front equipment every guy should have... it's just not there.
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...... Pardon?