Chapter 256
Chapter 256
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 256
Chapter Title: Martial Tournament Guys
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"What an insane thing I went and did."
As the sun of madness set, the mess I'd made started feeling downright abnormal. Delicious merfolk had been massacred like the children of Hameln.
And all because of a single hostage.
They'd followed me like they were entranced, only to wither away and drop dead one by one. But this was totally justified. No matter the reason, those bastards had trashed the city and murdered people.
So as a human, I took it upon myself to exterminate them all.
If anything, it was an achievement worth bragging about.
From today onward, I'm Kim Katt, the Merfolk Slayer... Is this really okay? What if massacring the merfolk leads to legal issues or diplomatic friction?
Did I fuck up big time?
What if the enraged merfolk start raiding other cities?
"Katt, you did a great deed again today?"
I was seriously pondering the problems when Claudia grabbed my shoulder and spoke up.
"Knew it, right?"
"Yeah. You did something heroic, Katt. The people killed by the merfolk would be thrilled too. You can be plenty proud."
Claudia flashed a big smile and hugged me as she said it. Yeah. For a moment, I wondered if I'd screwed up, but just like Claudia said, I'd done something amazing.
"Thanks, Claudia! I feel refreshed now!"
"Hehe, I'm the one who should thank you. You showed such a cool side. The guts to stand firm even before an army of merfolk... Yeah. You're the coolest, Katt."
"Heh heh, I was pretty cool, huh? Yeah! I'm cool!"
"If you didn't keep saying stuff like that."
"Tch."
Anyway, good deed done.
Though wasting all that food was a bit of a shame.
"Yeah, you really nailed it, darky. Those fish fuckers deserve to all get fucked to death. Scumbags like that need their lines wiped out, seriously. Aww, our darky's such a good boy."
Winia stood on her tiptoes and patted my head.
Well, a ton of merfolk did die, but in the end, we escaped the city. The vacation got royally fucked, but we're alive, so let's be grateful.
"So, darky, what now?"
"Well... Going back that way feels off, so we'll just have to walk to the next village. There should be carriages there too."
Life's a bitch.
Couldn't even enjoy the sea and just burned money.
Sure, there were fun times and I scored a bunch of bikinis, but not getting back in the water was such a regret.
And the trip back will take days by carriage too... Damn it all.
"Still pisses me off. We never got back in the sea."
"Let's come again next year. Don't be too bummed. There are other places besides the beach?"
"Yeah. Anyway, darky, you were awesome today."
Getting all this praise started pumping up my confidence. But can we even come back to the sea next year after that massacre...? Nah, don't think about it now.
Night had fallen dark.
Night marching is fine, but we're all beat. Better rest up first. We decided on that and walked the well-maintained highway by moonlight and starlight.
With all those merfolk corpses around, monsters will swarm. To rest easy, we need to camp a bit farther off.
"This spot looks good."
Drawing on my adventurer experience, I found a decent spot a ways in. Winia lit a fire for light, and Claudia and I threw together a simple shelter.
What's camping, anyway?
Plenty of spots with trees and bushes blended together.
Night setup? Piece of cake.
Break off some leafy branches for walls and roof, lay down a cloak for the floor, and you're good to crash. We set watches and settled in.
"Oh yeah, Winia."
"What."
"You said you loved me like crazy earlier, right?"
"..."
I suddenly recalled how Winia, in full panic mode, had fervently confessed her love. When I brought it up, she went silent.
"Darky! I love you! Fucking love you! Loved you so much! Insanely in love! More than anything! Wasn't it something like that?"
I mimicked her tone, recalling her words.
"...Shut up."
"And you said you'd do anything for me if we got back?"
"..."
"Man, I'm so thrilled I don't know what to do with myself. What should I ask for? Huh? What do I ask the Winia who loves me so fucking much?!"
"Shut the fuck up, you bastard!"
Whatever embarrassed her so much, Winia—who was lying next to me—grabbed my neck and shook it. Gack gack. Brace yourself, Winia. I'm gonna make you do all sorts of embarrassing shit.
"Oh my? Winia, your favorite big sis is here too."
Claudia, sitting outside on watch, chimed in teasingly.
"Sis, shut up too!"
It was a day where extreme circumstances revealed Winia's true feelings. We crammed into that tight spot, took turns on watch, and dozed off.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ It took about 2.5 days to reach the next city. What the hell kind of hell march is this after coming for vacation? We grabbed an inn and ended up vegging out for a full day.
This village seemed to live off passing trade from the port city. Judging by the direction, it felt like a detour to Isvant.
About 4-5 days, they said. Fuck.
What a shitshow.
After a day off, we snagged a carriage and rode.
"..."
"..."
"..."
We were so wiped we didn't even have the energy to talk.
We toughed out 5 days going there for fun, but 5 days back was pure hell. We passed the time like the living dead. And just like that, after dying and reviving, we were in Isvant.
The joy hit harder than when we first arrived at the sea.
Claudia and Winia felt the same.
But we had no energy to cheer.
We headed straight to our beloved inn and crashed.
Surprisingly, checkout was just a few days away.
"...Gonna die."
"...Yeah. Me too."
The two girls flopped onto the inn floor the second we entered.
They looked utterly exhausted.
We dumped our gear and armor on the balcony, stripped down, and they zombie-shuffled to the bath. Hadn't washed in days. I hit the shower too.
"Ah. Vacation's over, fuck."
All that's left are bikinis and emptiness.
Winter's coming soon with the season... Gotta grind till then and save up. Please let me spend this winter like a human.
Remembering F-rank adventurer Kim Katt's horrific winter gave me chills all over. Of course, no such thing this year. Gonna spend it warm with my girls on both sides.
—Creak.
Valve off.
Cold water for so long, my skin's stinging.
Missed Earth's hot water... I dried off decently and stepped out, when —creak. The bath door opened. Claudia peeked her head out and said,
"Katt. Come in."
"W-what?! Come in?!"
"Yeah. I'm beat. Wash me."
"On it!"
Excited, I bolted into the bath. —Whoosh! Steam billowed out... Warm? What's this? Hot water?
"Hot water's coming out?"
"I heated it."
Winia, soaking in the tub, said it.
Her breasts floated like rubber duckies.
Fuck, for real?
"Katt. Wash me. Too tired."
Claudia leaned against me. Sure, this sis had stamina dozens of times mine, but let's indulge the cuteness.
She's basically asking for a caress.
Full-body massage vibe.
"Sit here."
I sat her down and lathered soap. Familiar scent wafted up. Winia's soap...? Already half-hard from their usual body scent, my dick went full mast.
"Hurry."
"Got it, sis."
"..."
Is this even "washing"?
"Hng... Haa... Feels good..."
I caressed every inch as requested. Rubbed her perky tits with soap, teased her nipples relentlessly. White foam on healthy brown skin—nice contrast.
"This flesh is too soft."
"Hehehe, not firm?"
"Nah, too soft... And what's this? Pink nipples? Color's too cheeky. Worth punishing. Time for due process and righteous penalty."
"Making me blush with that talk?"
Teased the nipples relentlessly, of course.
Claudia's stiff peaks were fun to torment.
"Hngt, huu... Katt...! Too persistent, seriously...!"
Hands down to her waist.
So slim it was unreal. Traced the line with my palm, pressed to her abs. Stroked between the vertical abs, groped her thighs.
"Hngt..."
Claudia moaned pleasurably, leaning her head back on me.
"Sis. Feel good?"
"Yeah... Gonna fall asleep..."
"Darky. Do me after sis."
Winia propped her tits on the tub edge, watching Claudia and me. We lived so lewdly together it was casual talk.
But "do" me?
Sorry, Winia, but per our deal, you've got something specific to do.
"Katt... Not just thighs, wash other spots too."
Claudia rubbed her cheek on my chest, seductive tone.
Makes me wanna ask.
"Which spot?"
She spread her legs slightly in answer.
"Hurry."
Smooth, straight slit exposed, not a hair in sight.
"Won't know unless you say it plain!"
"Teasing your sis?"
"No, sorry!"
Finger to that dreamy spot—twitch! Claudia's hips jerked big. Damn, just touching gets this reaction? Starved for days, but intense.
"Claudia, you're too sensitive."
"Nggh...! Katt, start slow...!"
"This calls for legal punish—"
"Don't say that...!"
—Schlip schlip schlip schlip.
—Schlip schlip schlip schlip.
—Schlip schlip schlip schlip.
Rubbed focused, foam built quick, hiding her pussy. Inside the bubbles, I went merciless.
"Kyaaaaahhh!!!"
Claudia thrashed in climax, but I didn't stop. Harder. Fast and strong, crushed her clit, toyed the entrance.
This is Heavenly Demon Divine Art: Heavenly Demon Soul Crush...!
Soap foam and Claudia's juices amplified the lather. So lewd. Claudia went limp after countless orgasms.
"Darky, me too."
Winia stood from the tub.
"No, Winia. I'm not doing you—you're doing me."
"Huh?"
"You said anything."
"No, darky, that was..."
"What! Was it a lie?!"
I freaked out yelling, Winia sighed.
"Sigh. So what does our darky want? I do everything normally anyway. What now... What, wanna rub my tits?"
"No. Not that."
"Not my tits? Then what?"
I pointed at utterly spent Claudia.
"First, clean up your sis and let's go."
"Who're you calling sis..."
I wiped Claudia—who couldn't stand—and carried her to bed. Still twitching her hips faintly, moaning softly. Aftermath of multiple orgasms.
Winia came out wrapped in a white towel.
"Always thinkin', no need to cover up."
"You nuts, darky?"
"Whatever... Anyway, time to uphold the contract, mage."
"What's with the weird speech?"
I grabbed Claudia's micro bikini I'd set aside. Red, skimpy dream fabric.
"Put it on."
Held it to Winia.
She eyed it and yelled.
"What? Sis's... Ah! Trying to make me wear this crap again like last time!"
"Fulfill the contract, mage!"
"Fuck, really... Where'd you learn this shit...!"
Winia snatched it fuming and grumpily put it on. Talks big but does it.
"Fuck, really...!"
Claudia's size, so tits strained the straps, flesh spilling.
"Whoa. No, this is perfect."
That lewd sight made me swallow hard.
"So fucking embarrassing... You fucking darky pervert bastard... Too trashy. Easier to just strip!"
Feeling shame, she covered her chest and grumbled. Mm. Even that looks good. I declared,
"Dance for me."
"What?"
"Dance."
Silence fell.
"Darky."
Winia glared murderously, face twisting.
"You want me. In this slutty outfit. To dance?"
"Exactly!"
Maniac Winia!
Her dancing like that—tits and ass jiggling... Should be a sight! My little wish! Viva sexy dance!
"Hurry! Fulfill the contract, mage!"
"Hng...!"
Winia swallowed her rage and slowly moved. Biting her lip, flushed face. Glaring at me, she seductively shook her tits.
"You're so dead, darky...! Nggh!"
Ooh yeah.