Chapter 189
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 189
Chapter Title: Mana Man Kim Katt
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"Guild Master... No matter how you slice it, this doesn't make any sense."
Suddenly flipping her attitude and hounding me relentlessly over my little slip-up... Honestly, I had nothing to say, no excuses to make.
"You think jerking off in the guild's backyard is okay?"
"..."
If I were to brag a bit, I'd say I'm practically a female expert—a total macho man among macho men. And in my expert opinion, Karin the old maid had lost her mind from all those unreal events that just happened, a perfect storm of factors flipping her switch.
...Probably because I laid the praise on too thick.
Damn this mouth of mine!
I should've dialed it back!
Anyway, it looks like I can't dodge showing her...
So, minimize the damage.
"What, you think I'm gonna eat it or something? Come on, just once. You're a guy, right? Gotta have the guts to show it off. It's not gonna wear out from being looked at, is it?"
I was pinned against the wall right now. No escaping, no changing position. I just had to hunker down and meet Karin's gaze.
"How many disciples have you devoured like this?!"
"W-what? Devoured? Bullshit! That never happened!"
"Then why's 'drop your pants' coming so naturally to you?!"
I turned the tables and scolded Karin right back.
No, seriously—which woman in the world hears a guy jerked off and immediately demands he drop trou? This was straight-up abnormal.
Old maid hysteria!
"You little shit, raising your voice when you don't even know you're wrong! You criminal! I must've taught you wrong!"
"If the Guild Master's teaching was bad, then yeah, I learned it wrong!"
"What kinda mouth is that to an adult?! You green little punk!"
For a split second, Karin (old maid: mid-30s estimated) raised her hand high!
That hand held aloft—if it connected, my limbs wouldn't just burst; it'd disassemble me on the spot!
"Kyaaak!"
I let out a scream.
"Kyaaak?"
"Ugh... Don't hit me!"
With my life on the line, my legs started shaking. Thinking back, wasn't Karin a crazy serial killer? And a total badass expert who could pulp a hyper-noob like me in one second flat!
"...What? This feeling?"
"Hic...! Sniff!"
Tears streaming down my face, body trembling... Karin stared down at me with a seriously dangerous look.
This bitch might not realize it, but she's the same type as Winia!
—Whish!
"Gaaahhh!!"
That hand came crashing down like lightning. I screamed bloody murder, but no pain came. It stopped midway, the edge of her hand frozen.
Fake-out slap.
"S-stop teasing me!"
"Then drop your pants. I said just once—why fight it? Show me that, and you're forgiven for jerking off."
"You said you'd forgive everything earlier!"
"Keep raising your voice at the Guild Master, you little shit!"
Karin barked and raised her hand again.
"Daaaak!!"
Now I was done for!
Instead of screaming again, I decided to just endure it.
"A-alright! I'll show you! You let me go after, right?!"
"Yeah, you punk. Trust your Guild Master."
Finally, the wall-pin released.
Karin stepped back four paces, plopped on the sofa arm, crossed her arms, and legs. Jerked her chin. "Hurry up and strip."
This is fucked.
This can't be real.
Impossible.
This is all that bitch Winia's fault!
She's gonna pay when I get home!
"Ugh... Sniff! Damn it!"
But this was karma.
Humans live sinning all the time. Living beings can't help but sin. We kill to survive, or even for fun when survival's not the point.
A life shredded by evil deeds.
That's karma, fate, life itself.
Humans must recognize it and strive to become Buddhas. Endure the pain. Endure the discomfort. Forgive, persevere. Only then can you survive the end times.
So enduring this humiliation here is a path to Buddhahood. Thinking that eased the mental weight.
I undid my belt and dropped my pants.
I will become a Buddha.
A dick stone Buddha.
"...There. Happy now?"
"You kidding? Pants too."
"..."
No mercy, as expected.
Slowly. Slowly, I lowered my underwear.
—Plop.
Out it sprang, big and bold.
The scent of night-blooming flowers wafted immediately. I'd already cum three times earlier, and dried remnants were everywhere. Karin stared intently at my junk.
"..."
Seriously. Like a swordsman eyeing a blade.
No words, just slowly dissecting it with her gaze.
A gaze infused with ki. Staring made me tense up—surprisingly, it started hardening. —Swish swish. Soon, the final divine weapon said to end the world in a week awoke from its short nap.
—Throb!
A lot of power surged in.
"It... it gets even bigger? This thing?"
"That enough?"
"...Hold still."
So humiliating.
Showing my goods to a woman who wasn't Claudy or Winia. I couldn't accept it, and Karin pushing this far over some masturbation was outrageous.
Fine, say I'm a total fuckup and I was wrong. But this corporal punishment? Savage as hell.
Why are all the women around here like this?
Why so damn horny?
"Is it... usually this big? It's like... a two-handed sword hilt. No, thicker than that..."
Karin stood and approached again.
I stood there, dick erect, hands covering my face. Please... just let this end quick!
Karin squatted right in front of me, inspecting deeply. My twitching member pulsed with my heartbeat, leaking pre-cum drops.
"...It's coming out?"
"Physiological response."
"..."
The inspection dragged on. First time for this kinda play. As Karin stared, she shrugged off her outer coat. Revealing a black tank top and deep cleavage.
It twitched in response.
—Gulp.
Swallowing sound.
Not mine.
—Stroke.
She raised her hand.
"Kyaaak?!"
Her index finger poked my glans. Hypersensitive, a moan-like scream escaped. No, you bitch! Did you just touch it?!
"I didn't touch it!"
"Hey. Stay still."
"No, Guild Master! You said look only! Don't do this, please! Stop now! I'm pulling up my pants! Sorry for jerking off!"
"I said stay still."
"Ugh...!"
Overpowered by sheer presence, Karin gripped my dick outright. "Hng?!" Face flushed, she fondled it like a new sword, kneading away.
"S-stop...! I have a lover! Push it further and I won't forgive you, even as Guild Master! You pervert!"
"...Hmm."
Ignoring me, she fondled for ages before letting go and standing. Satisfied now? Body and mind wrecked. I just wanted Claudy's arms around me for comfort.
"Hmm... Ahem, so this is a guy's..."
"Satisfied now?!"
"Somewhat. Thanks for cooperating."
Cooperating my ass!
Fuck!
How am I supposed to come back here tomorrow?!
As I went to pull up my pants, Karin grabbed my wrist.
And said, dead serious.
"Do it."
"D-do what?"
What?
"Like before. Jerk off here again."
"W-what? No! Hell no! That's double guilty! No way!"
"Okay at home, not here? Come on, just that and you're free. Last time."
Fucking hell.
But an offer I couldn't refuse.
"..."
Brief hesitation, then realization: no choice. Defying Karin physically impossible.
"Hurry."
Didn't take long to commit.
I could've jerked twice if eyes closed and she let me go after one.
"Hic...! Fuck! Fuuuuck...!!"
Even in this mess, full erection meant every stroke stabbed my brain with intense pleasure. No reason needed anymore. Like any male, I dove into it.
Squeezing hard like milking Winia's tits, I stared at Karin. Age unknown, but youthful face late teens early twenties, big tits. Long legs... and those vertical abs.
Beauty like Claudy.
Damn, Claudy!
Miss you!
Only woman who treats me kindly!
Thinking of Claudy, I couldn't hold back.
I came.
"Haa... haa..."
Sticky fluid splattered the floor.
"Jeez... so much..."
Heart pounding. Draining some eased the lust fog in my head a bit.
But not a proper release, so still driven mad.
Half-assed wanks don't cut it. Gotta go all out or the urge lingers.
"...I'm going now."
Karin didn't stop me pulling up. Just stared at the cum on the floor, face red.
"Wait."
"W-what...! You promised! Guild Master! Please! Forgive me already!"
"Your crime's too big. If I'd called the city guard, you'd be arrested no question. I pay taxes like clockwork—call 'em with the kids, they'd swarm like bees."
True, I'd have no defense if busted...
"Yeah... fair. My bad. But I've made efforts here, right? Consider our history... I'm a top guild member too..."
Fuck this worthless Kim Katt!
Winia you bitch!
This world felt broken.
This karma? Paying for all those kills? No. Those were good deeds. I killed vile murderers and evil heretics.
Even Yama would smile and praise me...!
"Fine, one chance. Go sit there."
Karin pointed to the sofa. I glared, sat. She sat opposite, face flushed, and said.
"Again."
"A-again?"
"Yeah. Need to see more. Refuse, and city guard it is."
"You coward...! Is this who you are?! I trusted you! Traitor!"
"I'm the betrayed one, you psycho! My trusted disciple jerks off in the guild?!"
"Teeeeeeng!!!"
Furious, I dropped pants again and jerked as ordered. My upright cock stretched like a horse begging pets.
Sadly, the rubbing felt too damn good... Like middle school days. Once started, I'd crank ten-plus times, heating the room.
Come to think, on leave once, jerked like mad. Hit fifteen from dawn to dusk.
Fucking bastards.
In the army, wet dreams galore. Stuck cum-stained panties in seniors' laundry to fuck with them.
Masturbation-stained life.
So, I jerk off.
"Urgh!"
Cum spurted again. Less volume, but no signs of stopping. Hands weren't enough anymore. Wanted to bury in Claudy now.
"...For real? You can keep going?"
"Can't you tell?"
"Then do it."
"..."
No mercy from Karin, kept ordering handjobs.
—Rage.
I.
—Snap.
—Reason breaks.
Kim Katt.
Fierce rage boiled over.
"...Fine."
I'm Kim Katt. Embarrassing to claim now, but macho of machos, pure-hearted stud, true man of this era...!
—Heir to David, who?!
—Descendant of Hwanung, who?!
—Who shall be the Wheel-Turning Saint King to protect this perilous Buddhist realm?!
"Me! Kim Katt!"
And I.
Must endure this humiliation?!
Enduring is masochist shit!
"I'll show you!"
Impossible!
"This is my."
David the King, Hwanung, and past Wheel-Turning Kings whispered in my mind.
"Ultimate!"
[Show your power.]
[Show your power!]
[Show your power...!]
Ah, yes indeed.
No need to endure.
I'm no masochist.
"Behold my 「True-Heart Masturbation」—!!!!"