Chapter 151
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 151
Chapter Title: Kobolds and the Underground Labyrinth
-----------------------------------------------------------------
So, our three-person cohabitation began.
Does this even make sense?
"Blackie."
"Why."
"If you turn and sleep facing that woman over there, I'll kill you."
"What the..."
As the price for living with two women, I could no longer sleep on my side. This was a serious problem. How can anyone only sleep lying flat on their back? You've got to roll onto your right side, your left side, right?
But if I turned toward Claudia, Winia would pinch my side. And turning toward Winia meant dreading Claudia's backhanded slap laced with sexual harassment.
Always sandwiched in the middle of the bed, with the two women lying on either side of me.
No matter which way I rolled, pain was guaranteed.
...Intense pain.
"Call me sis."
"No. And take your hand off?"
—Squeeze, squeeze.
Hands from both sides rubbed my cock. It was like my dick was a joystick they were fighting over in some neural tug-of-war. What the actual fuck was this situation? Not like everyone who wants to grab my dick, gather 'round or some shit.
Don't finger-wrestle over mine!
"Ah. I'm gonna die."
A few weeks had passed since our first threesome incident. The guild training was over, and it was about time to get back to work. When I said as much, both nodded.
Winia, the professional mage, could take C-rank requests on her own, but she hated being apart from me, so we decided we'd do everything as a trio. And so, our fixed three-person party was born: me, Claudia, and Winia.
What was this? Felt like some kind of three-person bandit couple gang.
"Both of you, hands off. I'm about to blow."
"Want me to pull out like this? Or inside?"
Claudia whispered in my ear. The choice was obviously the latter... But as I tried to answer, Winia twisted my cock.
"Gahk! Hey, hey! What the hell! That hurts!"
"...Sis. We have to take turns."
"Hehe. Yeah, you do that."
Winia, straddling me, shook her hips.
Her massive tits jiggled wildly. Her pink nipples trailed afterimages as they moved—it was a dreamlike sight. True to form as a quick learner, her once-awkward cowgirl position had reached pro level. Winia focused entirely on pleasuring me with her body.
"Hngut...! Heut...! Haa... Blackie, you like it? Huh? Gonna cum?"
"Kuh... Uu, yeah, cumming now."
"It's okay to cum inside me... Hiet!"
At those words, Winia bounced her hips even harder.
I couldn't hold back against the ramped-up pace and unleashed deep inside. Winia climaxed with me, letting out a lewd cry as she arched her back. Hot breaths burst out. I laid her collapsing body beside me.
Does stamina build the more you use it?
I was testing my own limits every damn day. Today alone, I'd lost count of how many times I'd cum. Would I wither away and die like this? The horror of the infinite abyss reached out for me.
And with that, I passed out into sleep.
Of course, without ever rolling onto my side.
The Adventurer's Guild was always bustling to the point of chaos, but today felt especially rowdy. I smelled it. The scent of an incident. These adventurers swarming like locusts were excited for a reason.
And it was something mouthwateringly good.
Early morning. We headed to the guild.
Well, time to make some money, right? Sure, we had a decent stash saved up without spending, but slacking off on that would lead straight to ruin.
After a month of intense sword training, it was time to test my improved skills. Anyway, pushing open the guild doors with the two women in tow, I saw F-ranks and E-ranks scurrying about busily.
"Hm hm, wonder what's up?"
Claudia commented on the sight.
"Something must be going on to make 'em like that. Blackie, wait here. Go snag us a job."
"Got it."
From what I'd seen, whenever a big group job popped up, the vibe got like this. Probably a dungeon discovered or a monster horde nearby.
Would've been nice if Kobson was around to explain, but no sign of him. I rolled my shoulders like mountains and shoved through the crowd at the bulletin board.
"H-Hey, fuck! Who the hell's shoving in?!"
Slipping slyly between people, some adventurer kid turned and yelled at me. His gaze traveled up. I grinned down at him.
"Huh? Oh, sorry about that."
"..."
He immediately bowed his head low.
...That's what I wanted!
This was it!
My pride and self-esteem as a honorable warrior, crushed lately from being stuck between two stronger women, started filling back up. Yep, Kim Katt was born for power-tripping. I decided to ask the cowering guy.
"Hey, do you know why everyone's crowding around?"
"...Heard a kobold dungeon got found."
"What? Kobolds?"
"Don't know the details."
The kid slunk away.
A kobold dungeon... Everyone knows, but kobolds are the undisputed bottom-feeders among this world's trash mobs. But that's only half-right.
In their own turf—their dungeon—kobolds packed in tight are scarier than you think. I knew that from brutal F-rank days.
Facing a ant-swarm rush in a dark dungeon is tough even for seasoned warriors. Can't swing properly in tight, pitch-black underground... Yeah, that kinda thing.
Anyway, seemed the guild buzz was over this kobold dungeon discovery. A decent opportunity. Kobold lairs always had a 'treasure' room somewhere.
No joke.
Like ants digging underground nests, they had rooms piled with 'trash'—buried artifacts, ores, etc.
All sorts of buried goodies gathered in their tunnels.
Rumors flew for a while about massive jackpots. Some E-rank party hit a treasure room, found high-purity magic stones, changed their lives. Dream stuff.
I dreamed of it back in F-rank days too.
Fucked it up, though.
My dear old friends.
"Blackie. What're you thinking so hard about? That face doesn't suit you."
"...Hm?"
Lost in thought, Winia poked my cheek.
"What? Who thinks more than me? Don't you know I'm Kim Katt, the thinking man?"
"Blackie's talking nonsense again."
This bitch?
Tonight, I won't stop even if you cry during creampie time.
"So, what's the deal?"
"Nothing big. Kobold dungeon discovered. Everyone's hyped to go."
"Kobold dungeon? Sounds good."
"Good?"
"One of the money-makers."
Winia perked up, thrusting out her chest as she approached the board.
Momentarily, eyes in the room locked on her cleavage, but she ignored them. The leisure of the well-endowed? I growled at the stares, and they dropped.
"Large-scale (estimated) kobold dungeon found? Not too far from here. Looks like a ton've gone already. Blackie, wanna do this?"
"What? Isn't it kinda dangerous?"
"Everything's dangerous. Blackie scared?"
"No... Just some bad memories."
Like my friends getting wiped—that shitty joke of a memory.
"What happened?"
"Nothing. If you're cool with it, then it is."
If Winia, higher-leveled adventurer than me, said so, a quick run should be fine. Sounded like she'd done it a couple times. Those dungeons paid anyway.
Just stripping gear from wiped adventurers nets decent coin. Treasure room? Jackpot.
"You know kobolds make treasure rooms in their lairs, right Blackie?"
"Yeah, I know. You seen one?"
"Couple times. Made bank."
And so, kobold dungeon it was. Gathered info, then approached Claudia lounging at a table.
"Claudia. Kobold dungeon this time. You good?"
"Kobold dungeon? Never done one. First time? I'm game for anything."
"Okay. Decided then. But we good as three?"
Figured for a dungeon, maybe need one more. Would've asked Kobson, but no sign.
"More than enough. Don't worry."
"Yeah, should be fine."
Honestly, just Claudia and Winia could handle anything. They'd slice or roast any monster. Anyway, sat at the table for discussion.
The spot was Soldan village, next to Isvant. Decent place, no lodging worries.
"Pack today, head out, handle stay there. If camping's iffy, find an inn."
"Yeah. Hm... One room enough?"
Claudia propped her chin, eyeing Winia.
Hm. True, three means one room advantage.
"...What're you implying? Get two then. Me and Blackie together, sis alone."
"Oh? Calling me sis? Yay."
"Ugh, annoying!"
Dragged the bickering pair outside. Dungeon trip meant packing: big backpack, maybe a lantern.
"Winia. Can you do Light magic?"
"What mage can't? Blackie, that's basics of basics."
"How would I know you're a noob. How long can you keep it up?"
"Enough to spin the whole dungeon."
Light summons a light orb. Mages mean no torches needed. But mana hog, so backup essential.
Heading to the general store, spotted a familiar figure approaching.
—Clink, clank.
Blue nun habit with white lining accents, overlaid armor symbolizing firm faith. Yep, red-haired petite nun, Elise.
"Ahhnit! Elise! Good to see ya!"
"Good to see you, saint. Meeting again like this. Feels like great fate."
I waved frantically; she approached briskly, greeting with her usual blank face.
"What's up? In Isvant again?"
"Same as always—dispatch mission. Ordered to recruit local aid and investigate the kobold dungeon."
"What? Dungeon? Was just heading there! Necromancer related?"
"Sharp as ever. Exactly. Reports of suspicious stele with markings matching what we've seen inside."
That's why she came.
Chatting happily with Elise, Winia frowned and poked my back.
"...Who's she?"
"Ah, my friend. Say hi. Elise, junior nun of the Radiant Cross Society."
"Blackie... Why so many girls you know?"
"'Cause I'm fucking handsome."
"Bullshit."
"Not?"
"Shut up. Blackie's not handsome, he's cute."
As we bantered, Elise approached and offered her hand to Winia.
"Pleased to meet you, mage. Colleague of Saint Katt, I presume. I'm Elise, junior nun of the Radiant Cross Society."
"...Winia. Mage."