What Must Be Cast Aside for a Snuggly Cuddly Threesome
Shaaaaaaa.
Water poured down from the showerhead. Beneath it slumped my utterly drained body, and Valeri was diligently washing me as I sat in a defeated heap on the floor.
"Uuugh..."
Every ounce of strength had fled my body. My mind was floating somewhere half-detached, and I simply let Valeri's hands do their work.
"Are there any spots that still itch, Sir Hero?"
Well, my brain itches, for one.
The storm of a threesome I'd just weathered had landed me squarely in the dreaded sage time. Valeri handled me with the utmost care, as if I were made of glass. It seemed reality had come flooding back to her too, because there was a shy flush on her face as she looked me over—far more sheepish than she'd been earlier.
But not everyone had come back down to earth.
"Ooooh, this'll fill right back up in no time!"
It was Fresia, who had started drawing water into the enormous bathtub.
"Hmm, the water's gone a little lukewarm."
She said this as she swirled her hand through the bathwater. Fair enough—there was no such thing as a boiler in this world, so someone downstairs or in the basement was no doubt working their tail off heating water, whether by fire or by magic.
Aside from my body being completely boneless, Valeri had no trouble washing me down. The semen already pumped inside me had been absorbed into my body, converted into mana for the Holy Sword.
My cock, which had been glowing radiantly until moments ago, now hung limp, its head drooped shamefully low.
"Hoo, hwoot!"
Valeri, clutching a foamy washcloth, kept making these strange little noises. She'd reach her hand toward my cock, stop herself, reach out again, stop again.
You literally just ravaged me without mercy, and NOW you're getting embarrassed?!
"Hwoooooooh!"
With an inexplicable battle cry, Valeri washed my cock.
Time passed, and we finally dragged ourselves out of the bathroom. Valeri tried to help me dry off as well, and Fresia, apparently finding the whole spectacle amusing, joined in. In the end, I got scrubbed down on both sides by towel-wielding maniacs.
Even against the cool air, my body burned hot. Not from the warm bath—from sheer, crawling tension.
Any moment now...!
I had kept my mouth firmly shut the entire time we were in the tub. The instant I first sank into the water, I'd been startled by how it teased at my asshole—still slightly gaped open from being stretched by Valeri's cock.
Amid that maddening, ticklish stimulation, I felt my body steadily heating up again. It wasn't the warm water. The tub was cramped for three people, and the two of them had been pressed flush against me, rubbing their bodies all over mine—and my passive skill had sensed the moment both of their lusts began to boil anew.
In other words, I was boiling up again too, and I was about to face the consequences.
But no! Over my dead body would I be the one to say I wanted to go again!
"Ahh~ city soap is just on another level~"
Fresia sat down on the bed, delighted with her now-silky hair and smooth skin. Then she patted the blanket invitingly with her hand, gesturing for me and Valeri to hurry over.
R-right... Even if I stay quiet, those two will—
"Sh-shall we call it a night for today?"
EHHH?!
Valeri, standing beside me, said the last thing I expected. I fought tooth and nail not to let my inner shock show on my face, while Fresia tilted her head in utter confusion.
"Ehh~? Why?"
"W-well! Sir Hero must be exhausted, and the Holy Sword's mana is fully charged, and... um... most of all, I... I don't wish to force myself on Sir Hero when he's... reluctant."
Valeri has GROWN!
The same Valeri who just hoisted up my reluctant ass and pounded away has GROWN!
But why NOW, of all times?!
"Aww, but Valeri's the only one who got to put it in his butt~"
Fresia puffed out her cheeks and pulled a teary pout.
Th-that's right! Only Valeri got to do it... that's... that's not fair! Fresia definitely wants to go again!
"I-I'll yield my next turn to you! I'd even yield two turns, hmph!"
EHHH?!
"Hmm... well, I suppose I don't want to ravish Sir Hero against his will either."
NOW you say that?!
My rational mind prayed for this direction, but my body prayed for anything else. I was genuinely torn between rejoicing as a man and mourning as a bochu.
"You're tired too, aren't you, Sir Hero?"
"Uh, um? Uh... yeah..."
I mean, it's true...! It's completely true!
"But... you see...? You remember my passive skill, right?"
I carefully broached the topic.
"B-because of its effect... the two of you might have trouble sleeping..."
I'm the one having trouble! My lower belly is aching right now! It aches from how empty it is!
My body is burning so hot it's drowning out my brain screaming that this is a terrible idea!
"Got it! I've got a great idea!"
Fresia sprang to her feet, hands planted on her hips. At some point, her cock had sprung to attention as well.
"A great idea? What do you mean, in this situation?"
Valeri asked, cocking her head. I couldn't follow either.
"Sir Hero doesn't want to be pounced on anymore... but I'M still horny, and so is Valeri! In that case!
Valeri and I can just do it ourselves!"
EEEHHHHH?!
"Y-yeheeees?! A-aren't we comrades?!"
"Yep! But we're all dating each other, aren't weee? I've always thought of Valeri as one of my sweeties too!"
"S-sweetie!!"
"Do you dislike me, Valeri? Aww..."
"Th-that's not what this is about...?!"
"I bet Sir Hero would love seeing Valeri and me get along~"
Why does 'getting along' have to mean THIS?!
Blindsided by Fresia's whirlwind of logic, Valeri and I both stood there dumbstruck. Fresia, seeing Valeri's dazed face, beckoned her closer and walked toward her, and the two met in the middle of the room. Then Fresia cupped her hand around Valeri's ear and whispered a few quiet words.
Wh... what is even happening right now...?
Murmur murmur.
Having heard Fresia out, Valeri stared blankly into empty space for a moment, and then—
"Understood."
She turned and walked toward the bed.
They're actually going to DO it?!
Valeri headed for the bed alongside Fresia, who was humming a carefree little tune with her arms crossed. I stood there in nothing but a towel around my waist, staring blankly at the scene. No possible reaction came to mind.
"We'll be playing by ourselves then, so you rest up, Sir Hero~"
Eh...
Eeehh......?
Now I was sitting on the sofa—the very sofa where Fresia had gleefully downed wine earlier. But I'd swiveled it about ninety degrees. The sofa that used to face away from the bed now offered a clear sideways view of it. I sat there watching the two of them, my heart a churning mess of confusion.
Chuuup. Chuuup.
Valeri was shyly sucking the upper shaft of Fresia's cock.
"Ahhhh~ Valeri, even your cock-sucking face is as cute as Sir Hero's~"
"Does it f-feel good?"
"Yep! Feels amaaazing!"
What? What is this situation? Why am I sitting here watching this while fighting off the throbbing ache in my gut?
I mean, if this settles the two of them down—if their excitement and lust calm down after this...
Then my passive resonance gets resolved too, right? Then I'm totally fine!
Yeah. Everything works out for me.
The Holy Sword is charged, and all that's left is to rest my exhausted body.
I'm totally f—
"...ine... I'm not fine at all..."
"Hm? Sir Hero, did you say something?"
Without a moment's hesitation, I marched up to the bed. Valeri stopped sucking and turned to look at me along with Fresia.
"Fine... you win. I'll take your cheap little bait..."
Damn it...! Fresia beat me! Lust beat me!
How humiliating!
But...
But...!
I want to have sex right nooooow!!
Feeling my face burn crimson, I squeezed my eyes shut and shouted.
"Fine! I surrender!"
The last shred of my pride as a man—the pride I'd already surrendered in body and in word, yet somehow kept holding onto!
I'm throwing it away this very instant!!
"No."
"Huh?" "Eh?"
At Fresia's flat refusal, both Valeri and I sprouted question marks.
"Because this is Valeri-and-me time~"
Fresia said this as she wrapped Valeri in a tight hug, nuzzling their cheeks together.
You little...!
Isn't this enough already?!
Can't you SEE me swallowing my shame and throwing away my pride right now?!
You want me to stoop even LOWEEERRR?!
"F-Fresia, this isn't what you said the plan was..."
"...Let me join..."
"S-Sir Hero?"
Yeah... I don't know either...
Let's just pretend I never said it...
"Let me join too...! Have sex with me too...! I want it!!"
I said it, trembling head to toe with humiliation. Maybe it was the collapse of the pride I'd fought to keep, or maybe it was my body reacting to the sheer depravity of begging for sex—either way, every word that left my lips sent a shiver rippling through me.
"S-Sir Heroooo!"
Valeri threw her arms around me and held me tight.
"Fresia! Look how pitiful Sir Hero is!"
"And how lewd."
"That's not what I meant!"
"And he's soooo cute. And sexy."
"Y-you're the one who told me to do this?! You said this way we'd learn Sir Hero's true feelings! Well, he's said them now, so isn't that enough?!"
"That's right! Mission accomplished!!"
Fresia bounced up onto the bed, her cock still standing at full mast. She wore the expression of a seasoned orator. A completely naked orator.
"Your attitudes up until now were the problem! Sir Hero just keeeeps being dishonest and playing hard to get! And so does Valeri! We agreed to all date each other, and yet you both keep bottling up your true feelings!
And then you go berserk and get jealous all by yourselves!"
"Uuuh...! Th-that's... I apologize..."
When Valeri winced at the callout, Fresia shook her head with a look of profound grief, like a passionate philosopher. A completely naked philosopher.
"We are a trio-couple! Three people dating! How are we supposed to cuddle and coo if we can't even be honest with each other?!
Which is why I drew out Sir Hero's honesty and completed my masterpiece!
The perfect pretext for all three of us to have a snuggly-wuggly lovey-dovey threesome!!"
"Y-you had all that planned...? Why is it that THIS is the only time you ever use your brain, Fresia..."
I grabbed Fresia's thigh as she stood there celebrating the success of her crackpot scheme.
"Oh? Sir Hero?"
"...Give it to me already..."
What is all this... Why have you been delivering a solo visual-novel walkthrough review this whole time...
"S-Sir Hero?"
Yeah... you said you'd do it, didn't you... You said you wanted it, didn't yooou...!!
I bit down hard on my lower lip, gritting through the maddening ache, and pushed my face forward. My cheek pressed against Fresia's cock. I glared up at her with rumbling, growling eyes.
"You've talked enough. Now hand over the cock...!!"