Chapter 39
Chapter 39
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 39
Chapter Title: Rabbit and Pigeon - 1
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🗂️ [Sharing] Ada Giveaway Box Author: MosolAdaLife
The Lord's got flowers in both hands, but I ain't backing down. Heir to a proper family line from outside the tower—35th generation of the Kim Nyeong Kim clan, Chung Kyung branch. I'm Kim Chung-pil, and I'm giving away my 'fresh ada'. — MouthFartLowKick Lmao, Toto dude's savage af — LikeTheWind A post perfected by the nickname alone; — Gold§Rush🔹 (Not right in the head con) — WannaEatOilFish Ooh~ Instant injection? — BladeOfDoom So tragic for real…. — popapo01 wtf lmao crazy bastard — MagicStick10Inch Lmao this guy's overflowing with male hormones but why ada lol ⭐ Top Comment — PinkAppleHips Lmao wanna join ya? └— MosolAdaLife For real??? └— PinkAppleHips Bro's fine too♡ └— MosolAdaLife Fuck off — Ice Magic🔹 Banning for 12 hours due to friend-making inducement. └— MouthFartLowKick ↳ Reply Lmao wtf even that's friend-making??? └— Weeed ↳ Reply Armband performance lmao ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ 📢 [General] Gal Lord's an Alpha Male Author: PeeHaPeeHa
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...After turning back the world, Luke Gelrop took El Juan's hand and said, "I love you." The two troll lovers promised to live happily ever after. Forever—. -(Complete)-
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◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ After logging out,
I stirred awake in the lord's mansion bedroom, looking a bit disheveled.
"…."
'Good thing perfect recall lets me remember every webnovel from my past life too.'
That's why, whenever the gallery bait spun too hard around me, I'd recall some fun novel from my past life and post it.
'If my private life gets mentioned too much, their fondness turns into something else.'
Of course, I swapped the protagonist for a troll, but it was plenty to distract the Climbers who were short on entertainment. The overheated Lord marriage bait flipped to classic lit reviews in seconds.
'Never thought perfect recall would make me a plagiarist author.'
Even as I thought that,
a twinge of self-loathing lingered in a corner of my heart that I couldn't shake.
"…."
Is this.
the right way to use such an ability?
But I soon sighed and got up.
"Hoo."
Whatever.
I finished washing up and changed clothes. As I headed to the familiar reception room in the lord's mansion, a fragrant tea aroma wafted over. Greeting me there was….
"!"
As always.
Niva, wearing her sunglasses.
"Good morning."
"Good morning, my lord."
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ During morning work hours.
I handled Walled City Baran's affairs. Authorized Climbers' entry at the checkpoint, checked inventory on winter prep goods, and reviewed overwintering plans.
By the time I wrapped up,
it was already nearly lunchtime.
A warehouse the size of my past life's high school auditorium—and there were over thirty of them. Just surveying them ate up hours.
'At least this year, Climbers helped sort them out smoothly all autumn.'
Whiiiing—!
The wind heading into early winter felt biting cold. It instinctively screamed that we'd need solid prep for this one.
'Might as well check Gades Banea holy site's prep status too….'
I tightened my overcoat and was about to tell Niva let's head to the holy site.
That moment.
"Hold on!"
"?"
"?"
We turned at the calling voice. From the far end of the warehouse, a bespectacled woman rushed over clutching something.
"Milla?"
It was Secretary Milla.
She hurried up and unfurled what she held: light brown winter cloaks embroidered with green thread. Of the two, she handed me the flashier one.
Then draped it over my shoulders,
and fastened it with the star clasp symbolizing Baran.
"The weather's awfully cold, so wear this when you go, my lord."
"!"
Oh.
What a thoughtful one.
I nodded in approval.
"Thanks, Milla."
"No need, it's only natural. And this…."
Milla rummaged and handed a cloak to Niva. Draped it boldly over her shoulders, fastening it just as she had for me.
"…is for Lady Niva."
"M-Me…?"
"Yes. You're from outside, Lady Niva, but you always devote yourself to the lord."
"It's not that big a deal—."
She fidgeted,
bashfully stroking her rabbit ears.
Sunglasses hid it, but inside that warm sight, she was still just in bunny girl attire. Grateful all the same, she accepted.
"Th-Thanks…."
"You're welcome. Well then."
Milla gave Niva an odd look for a moment, smiled faintly, and shook her head. She bowed to us, then headed back to the lord's mansion office.
I flicked my cloak lightly and spoke to Niva, now similarly attired.
"Shall we head to the holy site now?"
"…."
Niva didn't offer her hand as usual. Instead, she stared quietly at her cloak and star clasp.
Finally, she murmured softly.
"Hey, Lucius."
"Yeah?"
"Talk casual with me."
"Outta nowhere?"
"Yeah."
Niva rubbed the cloak, grinning broadly.
"Just feels silly. We've been around each other so long, same place and all. No need to keep treating me like a guest."
"…."
I nodded.
"Sure, Niva. Climber or not, let's get along from now on."
"!"
Niva's mouth gaped happily, then she pouted and whipped her head away. She shrouded herself primly in the cloak like a bat hero guarding Crime City.
Gruffly, she said,
"Hmph…. Do it 'cause I said so, huh. Real smooth with girls. Bet you reeled in the saintess like that too? All that 'no girl experience' was a lie, right? I can tell. Nobody masters human relations like me."
"…."
'What is this, social noob rabbit?'
And what kinda slander? I wouldn't call myself smooth with women, but her grasp on relationships felt downright bizarre.
So I replied flatly.
"Never reeled anyone in."
"Th-Then why's the saintess coming every night to snuggle up? Some special seduc-seduction…!?"
"Nah, we just fly together. For real."
"Really?"
"Push it and Abel the inquisitor drops by too—does that mean I seduced her now?"
"You seduced Abel too…? You demonic man!"
"I said no!"
The noob rabbit's nonsense
made the casual speech feel natural on my tongue.
I sighed and offered my hand.
"Enough weird talk. Let's go to the holy site. Lots to do today."
"Hmmm…."
The rabbit squinted and took it.
"Grabbing a girl's hand so casually. Still suspicious. Gramps warned me about guys like you."
"…."
What the.
heck is this rabbit on about.
'Outfit's bold as hell, but prim as can be here.'
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Soon as we arrived at the holy site, Niva scanned for the saintess, sighed in relief when none, and turned to me.
"Alright, I'm off. Sword Empress asked me to help deploy Hundred Swords Society elites."
"Got it, be careful."
"You too, Lucius. Watch out for goblins dropping from the sky outta nowhere."
"Plenty of open space here to dodge."
"Th-Then no worries for you?"
"Worrying over that'd be the weird part."
"Hmph, who's weird."
Niva warped away after.
"Hoo—."
'Path from Fog Road stretches over a hundred kilometers now, so deploying Climbers is a full task in itself.'
Once Fabio cleared the forest fog too, how much further would it expand? Might need new transport soon.
'Roads…. Just paving roads is the answer.'
Feeling the chill wind, I gazed at the holy site base camp bustling with Climbers.
Thrilled by the sudden plains content, they grabbed quests left and right.
-Ghosts popping up all over the plains?
-Mass outbreak of banshee-type monsters.
-This winter won't be boring.
"…."
'All vet gamer mindsets.'
Well,
newbie Climbers were still trickling up from starter village, so inevitable.
'Gallery loudmouths are mostly vets anyway.'
With that in mind,
I settled into the office at the Climber hall. Aslan and Abel, handling holy site defense, came by with status reports.
Aslan first.
"Since setting up base camp, our Holy Knight Order patrolled the plains and pinpointed banshee monster spawn points. We're mapping safe routes based on that now."
Then Abel.
"Survivors from the five villages are streaming in. Inquiries on the 'black-robed' demihuman monsters—goblins—as you mentioned, Savior, but none confirmed yet."
Using their reports, I revised supply runs from the city and road plans. Time flew to evening.
And she arrived.
Hanging upside down outside the office window, Angela beamed. Her pink hair dangling down was striking.
Angela's eyes flashed crimson as she greeted,
"This body enters. Photo trouble."
"?"
I asked as she wriggled in through the window.
"Angela, what kinda greeting is that?"
"Dunno. Some Climber mutters it every dungeon entry—funny, so I copied."
"I see…."
Likely picked it up spying on Climbers by day.
'Forest fog's clearing, aligning with Angela's patrol routes now.'
Angela said,
"Anyway, Savior. Here to report something."
"Oh? What?"
"Heard a weird rumor from someone from one village. About seeing a snake-shaped statue…."
"!"
Snake-shaped statue.
The instant-death curse gimmick at the entrance from Baran to the holy site.