The Company Overflowing with Fucking Feminists Got Gender-Reversed
The company overflowing with fucking feminists got gender-reversed.
“Whoa, this is no joke.”
“I’ve never seen a guy fight like that. This isn’t a movie shoot, is it?”
“And he’s drop-dead gorgeous on top of it. His fighting skills are on a whole other level.”
“Oppa! Are you Park Jihyun by any chance? You’re seriously so fucking cool. Oppa!”
“Hey! Park Jihyun’s a celebrity. What’s he doing riding the subway to work at this hour? That oppa over there is way cooler than Jihyun anyway. The real thing is insane. Did you see him fight? He was flying around.”
Haa.
This is awkward.
I think I just caused a scene.
“Excuse me, hold on a second! We need to talk to you for a moment.”
Two women in police uniforms came scrambling toward me from the front car.
They looked like officers from the subway district station.
“Ah, yes…… You don’t have to run like that. I’m not going anywhere.”
One of the female officers caught her breath.
“I-it’s because of the circumstances of the case. We need your cooperation. First, could we see some ID? We have to file a report with the local precinct.”
“Yes. Understood.”
The female officer pulled out her radio and contacted the precinct.
“This is the district investigation unit. District investigation unit. Assault incident occurred. Suspect name: Yu Sihyun.”
I complied quietly with the female officers’ request for investigative cooperation.
Those thug bastards threw the first punch.
Judging by their behavior, they probably had prior records too.
But still.
Who reported this for the cops to show up so fast?
The female officers looked around.
One guy was clutching his forehead, barely conscious.
Another had a broken arm.
He was just holding it and letting out weak groans.
It was a mess.
This wasn’t mutual combat.
It was a one-sided beatdown.
And on top of that, one man had unilaterally wrecked three others.
The man standing in front of them didn’t have a single scratch.
No—he looked as calm as if he’d just stepped out for a stroll in front of his house.
Not a single drop of sweat.
“I’m sorry, but looking at the situation… this seems closer to a one-sided assault than mutual combat.”
The guy in the beige T-shirt, who had the fewest injuries, finally came to his senses.
He looked at the female officer.
“That bastard beat me, Jaeseok, and Hooni like dogs! We got wrecked one-sidedly like dogs on the hottest day of summer, I swear!!”
Look at this.
From the way they were acting, they clearly knew each other.
These bastards had been in cahoots with the cops too.
Rotten pieces of shit.
Whether in the original world or this one, there were always thug bastards who used public authority for their own ends.
“It appears that gentleman unilaterally assaulted those three men. We should hear the victims’ statements first. Let’s all go together.”
The subway passengers who had been watching the situation exploded in anger at the absurd police response.
“Do your damn job properly! Those thugs over there started it with that oppa first! Fucking hell.”
“That’s right! Those people hit that man in the head first and assaulted him!”
“Ah, this is seriously bullshit! You’re calling that a one-sided assault? Korean police are fucking trash. You take our blood-tax salaries and this is how you work? My blood is boiling backward!”
As the witnesses’ rage grew, the female officer barked a warning.
“Quiet! Please be quiet! Anyone unrelated to the assault case, refrain from speaking. You can be charged with obstruction of official duties. All four of you need to come with us. We’ll investigate at the station.”
Fuck.
Corrupt police bitch.
The moment public opinion turned against her, she decided to drag us to the station to continue the investigation.
The stench of rot was overwhelming.
Even in this world, thug bastards and public authority colluded.
“Yes, let’s go together.”
These were cops who had already decided to investigate with bias.
If I didn’t go to the station, they’d cuff me and drag me there anyway.
Staying here wasn’t going to solve anything.
Just then,
a woman wearing a hat and mask raised her phone high and shouted.
“I filmed everything. From start to finish.”
A familiar voice.
Where had I heard it before?
That woman’s video was crucial evidence.
“If you don’t investigate properly, I’m uploading this to YouTube. You officers are all being filmed right now too.”
Even the cops who had been about to run a biased investigation changed their attitude the moment decisive evidence appeared.
Especially since their personal information could end up publicly on YouTube.
The fallout wouldn’t be small.
If they screwed up, they could face suspension or dismissal.
The situation wasn’t looking good for them.
“Could we see the evidence?”
The officers became cooperative.
The woman showed the police every video she had recorded on her phone.
And just in case, other people were filming that as well.
The police couldn’t delete or destroy the evidence footage.
The officers’ expressions changed as they watched the video.
Who was that woman?
The footage she had taken recorded everything—from the moment I first got into it with those thug bastards all the way to the end.
She had even been filming before that.
The situation where that moldy bastard claimed he’d been sexually harassed by the middle-aged woman.
Even that was on her phone.
The focus of the video was on me.
But in the background behind me, you could clearly prove the middle-aged woman was innocent.
The subway really had just swayed and brushed against her lightly.
And that moldy bastard had deliberately kept pressing his shoulder into her on purpose.
It was clearly a scheme to frame her as a sexual harasser and squeeze out a settlement.
Even the men in this world used loopholes in the law to pull this kind of shit.
How many decent men in the original world must have been wrongfully screwed over by vicious thug bitches?
After watching the entire video, the female officers’ faces hardened.
Overwhelmingly clear evidence of mutual combat had appeared.
On top of that, their own biased investigative attitude.
That was all on video too.
And other people were still filming them right now.
They looked like they’d just chewed on shit.
“W-well, based on the evidence footage, it appears Yu Sihyun and those three men were engaged in mutual combat. And regarding the sexual harassment incident as well… it seems the man largely instigated it.”
The female officers looked around.
Countless people were recording them.
They couldn’t pull any more dirty tricks.
“We’ll wrap up the incident here for now. You three gentlemen, and Yu Sihyun—we’ll contact you later. Just come to the station and write a simple statement that it was mutual combat.”
“Yes, understood.”
The officers finished handling the case and withdrew without further fuss.
I bowed at the waist to the woman who had submitted the video as evidence.
“Thank you. You saved me.”
“Ah… th-… T… no, I mean… it’s nothing.”
“Still. Next time, let me buy you a meal.”
“Ah. Yes. Yes. No, I should be the one buying… th-…”
Was she the easily embarrassed type?
She couldn’t look at me properly.
Her voice was shaky too.
Just then,
the subway announcement rang out.
This stop is Jamsil. Jamsil.
Ah, already Jamsil.
I had to get off.
The woman in the hat and mask looked at me.
“Um, don’t you need to get off?”
“Ah? Yes? Yes. At least your contact info—”
“I… th-… T… no. Ah, why do I keep… Anyway, I’ll contact you.”
“Ah, yes?”
A lot of people got off at Jamsil.
I got swept along and stepped out too.
How was she going to contact me when she didn’t even have my number?
When I came out of the Jamsil subway entrance, the morning sunlight was already hot.
I hadn’t moved my body like that in a long time, so everything felt stiff.
What the hell was this first thing in the morning.
A fight on the subway, of all things.
The adrenaline still hadn’t fully settled.
But had I always been this good at fighting?
Even in the original world, I hadn’t been bad at it.
When I worked part-time at the gym, the older guys taught me how to train.
I wasn’t pro-athlete level, but I was better than average people.
In the military I’d learned special forces martial arts too.
Even if those thug bastards had shit fighting skills, there had still been three of them.
In the original world, taking down three guys that fast would have been tough.
Strangely, ever since coming to this gender-reversed world,
I could see my opponents’ movements clearly.
My body felt light.
Was this another kind of buff?
Lost in those thoughts, I walked toward the company.
“Oh my, Sihyun. What are you thinking so hard about?”
Haa.
That irritating voice first thing in the morning.
Assistant Manager Lee Miyoung.
“Good morning, Assistant Manager.”
“Yes, Sihyun. You’re looking handsome again today. That outfit really suits you.”
“Excuse me?”
What the hell was this crazy bitch doing?
Wagging her tail like a dog first thing in the morning.
I looked at Miyoung’s face again.
She was taller than she’d been in the original world, but that Chucky-doll face was the same.
It was definitely Assistant Manager Miyoung.
“Sihyun. Is there something on my face? Why are you staring like that? You’re making me shy.”
That greasy line.
It was definitely Miyoung, but…
“It’s nothing.”
“Ah, Sihyun. What coffee are we drinking today? Green Tea Frappuccino? Or Dark Mocha Frappuccino?”
“Excuse me? What do you mean?”
“Oh my, why are you acting all surprised. I’m going to stop by Starbucks and grab them. It’s Monday, so Green Tea Frappuccino Venti size, right? I prepare coffee for you and Assistant Manager Seonghyeon every day, and I still forget. Ah, seriously. Sorry, Sihyun. For bothering you by asking. I’ll hurry to Starbucks and get them. See you at the office~”
“Huh? Yes……”
Ah, what the hell is this.
I really can’t get used to it.
Ah. Right!
Assistant Manager Miyoung felt zero dissonance about my changed appearance.
She recognized me instantly.
That meant Assistant Manager Miyoung hadn’t crossed over from the original world into this gender-reversed one.
The one I’d just met was the original Lee Miyoung of this gender-reversed world.
In other words, the Lee Miyoung of the gender-reversed world had been running coffee errands for me and Assistant Manager Seonghyeon every single day?
Fuck. That’s insanely good.
Even when I left the house this morning, the thought of going to work had been so irritating I could barely stand it.
But suddenly,
I started looking forward to office life.
It had been a company overflowing with fucking feminists.
It got gender-reversed.
Fuck.
I’m seriously looking forward to this.