There's Not a Single Easy Thing in This World!

Ah.

The sex jokes were getting more and more merciless by the second.

But still.

I was Yu Sihyun, a man from the real world.

Compared to the filthy shit guys back home threw around, the sex jokes from the women of this world were downright adorable.

Maybe I should poke their competitive streak a little?

"Ah, the sex jokes are fine, ladies. But if you're gonna do it anyway, I'd really appreciate a donation with that."

The chat went dead silent.

Ah shit, I shouldn't have said that.

But then—

The heat in the room kept climbing higher and higher.

But wait—was I about to get banned for this?

The rating on this was getting pretty extreme.

A flicker of fear ran through me.

Time to change the subject.

Right. This was a LoL stream, so let's steer things back to League.

"CockRidingSoonsil-nim, GonnaEatOreoLeo-nim, AlreadyNakedQueen-nim—thank you for the ₩1,000 donations."

Still, the donation amounts weren't the same, so I had to show some tiered appreciation.

"CockRidingSoonsil-nim, thank you once again for the ₩10,000! Aigoo. A true whale, as expected. And a new whale—WhyDoWomenSellTteokbokki-nim, thank you for the ₩10,000!"

Hut, two, three, four. (੭ु｡╹▿╹｡)੭ु⁾⁾

Yes sir! (•‾̑⌔‾̑•)ノ

I made sure not to skip the short little reaction for the big spenders who'd dropped ₩10,000.

The donations I'd already pulled in were closing in on ₩100,000.

Damn. Being a face-card god really made earning money this easy, huh.

What an unfair world.

No matter how much people criticized lookism, reality still ran on looks first.

That was true in the real world and this one alike.

"Alright, now that we've got a good crowd in here—let's talk LoL. This is a LoL stream, after all, right?"

Ah. The sex jokes were flooding back in.

Quick pivot.

"LikeABlackPussy-nim, thank you for the ₩1,000. A lot of you have been asking about my tier—I was originally Diamond. But my account got hacked, so right now I'm Silver. T_T"

Ah... uhh....

Every single donation was a landmine.

A cold sweat was starting to break out.

Wh-what.

₩100,000!

A captain named LadyYeseul had appeared.

And this captain had just hurled ₩100,000 to shield me from the pervert women!

The chat went ice-cold in an instant.

Ah,, I had to do something.

If I left it like this, Captain LadyYeseul was definitely going to catch a storm of dual-wielded curses from the other viewers.

For the sake of whale Captain LadyYeseul, I needed a full atmosphere reset.

Hah. No choice.

Time for the secret weapon.

"L-LadyYeseul-nim. Thank you so much for the ₩100,000. Deploying the ₩100,000 reaction."

The chat that had been racing to type curses froze in a single instant.

They'd been about to drop slurs—then got curious about the ₩100,000 reaction instead.

They'd already soaked themselves over a ₩10,000 Teemo reaction.

So what the hell was a ₩100,000 one going to be?

Everyone held their breath.

I had to save the captain who'd thrown down ₩100,000!

I'd give it everything I had so that money wouldn't go to waste!

First, I put on music.

Ain't A Party - David Guetta & Glowinthedark

—Dadadadadanda~!

The beat was good!

I shot to my feet.

Every eye was locked on me.

I had to pull this off.

It was finally coming out of me.

I would burn everything.

Hell yeah!

Here we go!

I'm going all the waaaaay!!!

I started shaking my ass back and forth hard to the music.

I'd never actually done twerking before—that dance where you drop low, lean your upper body forward, and bounce your hips at high speed—but I'd seen it plenty of times.

For ₩100,000, I was ready to snap my damn waist in half today!

Let me see your fucking hands!!!!!!

Wobble-wobble! Wobble-wobble! o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡╮(｡ᐤヮᐤ｡)╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡

It's my party, you can't stop me!!!!!

Boing-boing-boing! Bounce-bounce-bounce! ✧\(>o<)ﾉ✧

My spine felt like it was about to eject straight out of my ass!!!!!

Hah! Hahk! Hehk!

I burned... everything.

The world went white.

Was this a stamina problem.

Gasping for air, I checked my phone screen to see how Twinch chat was reacting.

They had to be losing their minds, right?

This was it, baby!

The ₩100,000 reaction!

And then.

But—

The moment I checked my phone.

.......

....

At a message I never saw coming...

I collapsed on the spot....

Son of a biiiitch!

I thought Twinch was a money-printing machine!

There's not a single easy thing in this damn world.

I lay on the bed gasping for a long time before I finally pulled myself together.

Both my stamina and my mental state had fully astral-projected out of my body.

Why the hell!?

All I'd done was shake my ass with enthusiasm.

How was that!

Obscenity!

I couldn't understand it.

Female streamers back in the real world did that level of ass-shaking all the time online.

It was well within the acceptable range.

And I was a guy, on top of that.

A man shakes his ass a little and it becomes pornography?

I couldn't accept it.

I opened a browser window.

I clicked into DC Inside, where people always held heated debates about streaming.

My viewer count wasn't anywhere near the big-name streamers.

Still, my room had stirred up a little buzz.

Maybe I could find even the faintest clue.

I searched "twerking stream."

Nothing special.

I searched "LoL stream."

Just ordinary posts, same as always.

Nothing about my stream came up.

Haa.

Guess my broadcast still wasn't famous enough to blow up on DC.

But since I was already here, I headed into the Online Broadcasting gallery.

Suddenly one particular search term was exploding.

The keyword was Swingy-Swingy.

Wh-what the hell is this?

Curiosity got the better of me and I clicked.

A post from five minutes ago already had over a thousand comments.

Insane firepower.

And then,

the moment I opened that post.......

My vision swam like I'd just stepped on a landmine in the DMZ.

A guy in white shorts was twerking.

His moves were painfully awkward, like he had zero rhythm in his entire body.

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But.....

That wasn't the problem.

The phone camera broadcasting the guy was focused dead-on on his heavy, massive cock.

And every time the guy shook his ass with gusto—

that monster dick swung and bounced right along with it.

Swingy-swingy~ swingy-swingy~ swingy-swingy~ ◝(⁰▿⁰)◜

It was a clip of him doing that shit for a full thirty seconds.

S...son of a biiiitch!!!!!!!

Ah.

I genuinely wanted to die.

It wasn't just the streaming gallery—that clip was spreading across the entire DC Inside front page.

Being a complete streaming newbie, I'd made the catastrophic mistake of letting the phone autofocus lock onto my dick.

It was basically a close-up of nothing but my cock swinging around.

Ah,,, fuck.

I was too scared to even keep reading the comments.

I immediately logged into Twinch and deleted the account YSH1004.

Goddammit.....

The one silver lining was that the thirty-second monster-dick-swinging clip didn't have my face in it.

Haa...

The donation money I'd earned today was a shame to lose.

But there was no way I could ever ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠stream again on the account that created the legendary Swingy-Swingy clip.

It had even hit Naver's real-time search rankings.

Thankfully, the portal sites were scrubbing the Swingy-Swingy clip the moment it went up due to obscenity issues.

Ah.

I'd pulled off another legendary disaster today.

Somehow even after coming to a gender-reversed world, life was still exhausting.

Right then—

Ding!

The Bojichang opened with a chime.

What now?

Ah. God damn it.

Now even the Constellations were making fun of me. T_T